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Orob Ninebands
True Prophets of Bob Prouentibus Bob
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Posted - 2015.07.23 16:10:33 -
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The Book of Bob, as given to his Prophets can be found here:
The Book of Bob
The time of mockery of Bob with false and ridiculous stories, false prophets and other blaspheming nears its end.
Repent and learn the Truth of Bob.
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Candi LeMew
Isogen 5
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Posted - 2015.07.23 18:15:45 -
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Posted my thoughts there.
See you in chain and we'll see who's side Bob is really on!
In Anoikis .. Bob Is Always Watching ...
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
GÖ¬ -¦een -++¦-é w+¦-é a -ôew -ò-+ell-ò, -¦-à-é +¦ don'-é wal-+ w+¦-é a l+¦-+p
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Kalel Nimrott
The Dingus Coalition
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Posted - 2015.07.23 22:56:31 -
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Tired of boob
"I'm the Master!, of suspense so Intense,
No defense against Hitchcock once he presents!"
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Ripblade Falconpunch
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.07.24 02:05:35 -
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Ok?
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Orob Ninebands
True Prophets of Bob Prouentibus Bob
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Posted - 2015.07.24 05:01:33 -
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Ripblade Falconpunch wrote:Ok? You might have to actually play the game if you want to be the Max Singularity of W-space.
Strange comment. I do play the game. Only doing as Bob has commanded me. Your trolling matters not. |
Orob Ninebands
True Prophets of Bob Prouentibus Bob
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Posted - 2015.07.24 05:04:36 -
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Candi LeMew wrote:Posted my thoughts there.
See you in chain and we'll see who's side Bob is really on!
Bob gives no favor in battle. It matters not who lives or dies, Bob only cares that there is sacred Destruction.
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Barrogh Habalu
Forever Winter Absolute Zero.
951
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Posted - 2015.07.24 05:47:43 -
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Orob Ninebands wrote:Bob gives no favor in battle. It matters not who lives or dies, Bob only cares that there is sacred Destruction. Pods to the pod throne?..
Future of T3 cruisers - multi-tool they aspired to be instead of sledgehammer they have become
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Iyokus Patrouette
Sudden Buggery Prolapse.
577
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Posted - 2015.07.24 06:48:44 -
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He's not a messiah, he's a naughty boy.
---- Advocate for the initiation of purple coloured wormholes----
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Erik Mercade
Sudden Buggery Prolapse.
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Posted - 2015.07.24 07:12:09 -
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Listen not to the heretic! He speaks of damnation, where your stank capsule will roam the darkest corners of the Forsaken Krablands, where no man or god will acknowledge you, and you will roam forever without gudfites.
Heed instead my words! Blood is the libation of Bob! It is the wine you drink deep of, and occasionally rub all up in your hair as a great way of dealing with split ends. I speak now as a brother under Bob, and not as a spiritual or temporal leader. (The Doctor Prince Field Marshal might have some choice words for me if I dared...) Do not be misled by this nappy ass ho, brothers and sisters!
Sir Erik Mercade, the Jarl of J-Space, The Scourge of the Spaceways, and the Better Bear Baiter, by the bidding of Bob
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Trinkets friend
Sudden Buggery Prolapse.
2621
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Posted - 2015.07.24 07:22:02 -
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TL;DR
Doctor Prince Field Marshall of Prolapse. Alliance and Grand Sasquatch of Bob
We take Batphones. Contact us at Hola Batmanuel - Free call 1800-UR-MOMMA
~~ Localectomy Blog ~~
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Candi LeMew
Isogen 5
34689
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Posted - 2015.07.24 12:51:28 -
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Orob Ninebands wrote:Candi LeMew wrote:Posted my thoughts there.
See you in chain and we'll see who's side Bob is really on!
Bob gives no favor in battle. It matters not who lives or dies, Bob only cares that there is sacred Destruction. Well of course you'd say that.
As you can see Bob does give favor, and it hasn't been toward you.
What have you been doing to **** Bob off so much? All that nullsex roaming?
In Anoikis .. Bob Is Always Watching ...
"I been kicked out of better homes than this" - Rick James
GÖ¬ -¦een -++¦-é w+¦-é a -ôew -ò-+ell-ò, -¦-à-é +¦ don'-é wal-+ w+¦-é a l+¦-+p
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Andrew Jester
ElitistOps Pandemic Legion
1249
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Posted - 2015.07.24 13:47:43 -
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lol 7b in kills and this guys posting about bob godDAMN
If thuggin' was a category I'd win a Grammy
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Orob Ninebands
True Prophets of Bob Prouentibus Bob
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Posted - 2015.07.24 15:04:17 -
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Barrogh Habalu wrote:Orob Ninebands wrote:Bob gives no favor in battle. It matters not who lives or dies, Bob only cares that there is sacred Destruction. Pods to the pod throne?..
:)
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Orob Ninebands
True Prophets of Bob Prouentibus Bob
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Posted - 2015.07.24 15:05:20 -
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Andrew Jester wrote:lol 7b in kills and this guys posting about bob godDAMN
I never claimed prowess at combat. I am merely doing as told. |
Orob Ninebands
True Prophets of Bob Prouentibus Bob
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Posted - 2015.07.24 15:07:40 -
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Candi LeMew wrote:Orob Ninebands wrote:Candi LeMew wrote:Posted my thoughts there.
See you in chain and we'll see who's side Bob is really on!
Bob gives no favor in battle. It matters not who lives or dies, Bob only cares that there is sacred Destruction. Well of course you'd say that. As you can see Bob does give favor, and it hasn't been toward you. What have you been doing to **** Bob off so much? All that nullsex roaming?
The great number of my deaths has nothing to do with Bob giving others favor, Bob does not give favor in combat. My deaths are Destruction. Bob is satisfied.
Silly people, you show your ignorance by focusing your attention upon me, rather than Bob's words.... I am merely a vehicle for the words Bob wants given to all. As more of His word is released, hopefully you will start to pay heed to the teaching of Bob and stop mistakenly focusing on those who deliver them. We matter not. |
Andrew Jester
ElitistOps Pandemic Legion
1249
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Posted - 2015.07.24 15:14:37 -
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think you're a little too new to be preaching kid. Come back when you've actually killed **** in whs
If thuggin' was a category I'd win a Grammy
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Orob Ninebands
True Prophets of Bob Prouentibus Bob
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Posted - 2015.07.24 17:56:05 -
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Andrew Jester wrote:think you're a little too new to be preaching kid. Come back when you've actually killed **** in whs
I am not preaching. I am passing on Lore. Prouentibus Bob has a Priest and it is not me. And kid is not what I am, not by a long shot.
You judge based on immaterial matters. I pass the word of Bob to you and like others you focus on unrelated things. I am merely the postman, not the writer of the letter that is being delivered. Would you discount a letter you received because the postman was young? Silly, silly, and foolish. |
Orob Ninebands
True Prophets of Bob Prouentibus Bob
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Posted - 2015.07.24 18:02:50 -
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Iyokus Patrouette wrote:He's not a messiah, he's a naughty boy.
I, nor any of the others have claimed to be messiahs of any kind. Reading comprehension. |
Orob Ninebands
True Prophets of Bob Prouentibus Bob
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Posted - 2015.07.24 18:07:40 -
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Erik Mercade wrote:Listen not to the heretic! He speaks of damnation, where your stank capsule will roam the darkest corners of the Forsaken Krablands, where no man or god will acknowledge you, and you will roam forever without gudfites.
Heed instead my words! Blood is the libation of Bob! It is the wine you drink deep of, and occasionally rub all up in your hair as a great way of dealing with split ends. I speak now as a brother under Bob, and not as a spiritual or temporal leader. (The Doctor Prince Field Marshal might have some choice words for me if I dared...) Do not be misled by this nappy ass ho, brothers and sisters!
And how have we misled you? We have not said anything contrary to that which YOU just said. We have simply given you the history of the world as told by Bob to his first Prophets long ago. Such silly angst. |
Orob Ninebands
True Prophets of Bob Prouentibus Bob
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Posted - 2015.07.24 18:14:08 -
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Trinkets friend wrote:TL;DR
TL;DR? Is that what you wish to say to Bob? That he is too wordy and you lack the attention span to hear him? I laugh at your foolish ways. |
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Orob Ninebands
True Prophets of Bob Prouentibus Bob
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Posted - 2015.07.24 18:16:43 -
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Orob Ninebands wrote:The Book of Bob, as given to his Prophets can be found here: The Book of BobThe time of mockery of Bob with false and ridiculous stories, false prophets and other blaspheming nears its end. Repent and learn the Truth of Bob.
I shall conclude my attention to this thread. The purpose was to simply share what has been passed to us, in order that it be passed to all. We have done this, as we will continue to do as more is decoded. |
Andrew Jester
ElitistOps Pandemic Legion
1249
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Posted - 2015.07.24 18:23:24 -
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pass on some bad rp thanks m8
If thuggin' was a category I'd win a Grammy
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Orob Ninebands
True Prophets of Bob Prouentibus Bob
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Posted - 2015.07.24 18:34:58 -
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Andrew Jester wrote:pass on some bad rp thanks m8
-- Orob steps out of character --
Bad RP eh? You know nothing about about it. One single document is released and you go shouting "Bad RP" like the pitiful bittervet that you must be. Heaven forbid anyone try to have some fun in this game, or take a story like Bob and dare to try to make some actual coherent Lore out of it that is actually consistent with the official lore of the game, so that it might actually have some life of its own. So terrible. Go **** yourself dude. We're playing a game. A bunch of bittervet, uneducated and nay-saying r-tards that think they are something because they blob in WH (or in your case, drop supers on everything so there will be no actuall fight), or whatever it is that they do to feel special are not going to dissuade us from having some fun.
-- Orob steps back into character --
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Andrew Jester
ElitistOps Pandemic Legion
1249
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Posted - 2015.07.24 19:32:56 -
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Orob Ninebands wrote:Andrew Jester wrote:pass on some bad rp thanks m8 -- Orob steps out of character --Bad RP eh? You know nothing about about it. One single document is released and you go shouting "Bad RP" like the pitiful bittervet that you must be. Heaven forbid anyone try to have some fun in this game, or take a story like Bob and dare to try to make some actual coherent Lore out of it that is actually consistent with the official lore of the game, so that it might actually have some life of its own. So terrible. Go **** yourself dude. We're playing a game. A bunch of bittervet, uneducated and nay-saying r-tards that think they are something because they blob in WH (or in your case, drop supers on everything so there will be no actuall fight), or whatever it is that they do to feel special are not going to dissuade us from having some fun. -- Orob steps back into character --
quoting for bio use tym8. I knew I could do it if I believed in myself hard enough, anyone who quad-posts will mad post
If thuggin' was a category I'd win a Grammy
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MooMooDachshundCow
Incertae Sedis
255
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Posted - 2015.07.24 19:33:15 -
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Orob Ninebands wrote:Andrew Jester wrote:pass on some bad rp thanks m8 -- Orob steps out of character --Bad RP eh? You know nothing about about it. One single document is released and you go shouting "Bad RP" like the pitiful bittervet that you must be. Heaven forbid anyone try to have some fun in this game, or take a story like Bob and dare to try to make some actual coherent Lore out of it that is actually consistent with the official lore of the game, so that it might actually have some life of its own. So terrible. Go **** yourself dude. We're playing a game. A bunch of bittervet, uneducated and nay-saying r-tards that think they are something because they blob in WH (or in your case, drop supers on everything so there will be no actuall fight), or whatever it is that they do to feel special are not going to dissuade us from having some fun. -- Orob steps back into character --
Well friend, I think it's you who needs to seriously step back a moment. For starters, who the funk are you? From all indications your group seems to have appeared out of nowhere. Now, I'm aware that people have alts and stuff, but I'm not aware that you've indicated anything of the sort.
The reason I ask, is because you of course know there are people who have written about Bob for literally years now. Known wormholers like Asayanami Dei and Proclus Diadochu claim to have knowledge of the true origins of Bob, and as far as I'm aware they're associated with the first groups ever to speak his name. If I'm forgetting/not aware of someone here I apologize. Let me get to my point:
By showing up out of nowhere blathering on about something that you didn't create and don't appear to have any part in, it makes you look terribly foolish to those of us that have been a part of this community for years. You might want to look up 'cultural appropriation', you'll see that people don't care for it. Those who do it are generally looked down upon. It's exactly what you're doing.
Sure, people come online and make up variations on the theme, joke about Rob the lesser or Raptor Jesus. These are satires based on the theme. That's not what you've done. Instead you have decided that through your masturbatory bloviations you now own the cult of Bob and are his new, true prophets. Equal parts arrogant and ridiculous.
Also important to note is the fact that you attempted to explain the Jovian disease in a way that is non-orthodox to the established lore. More arrogance on your part.
Finally, your writings are bad. Like in addition to being outside the established canonical sagas they're just poorly written.
So at this point you're probably saying to yourself "Damn, I suck. MooMoo's right, I'm an annoying arrogant little sh1t. What should I do?"
Well friend, I'll tell you what. There is one way for you to redeem yourself and bring honor and respect back to your family:
Seppuku
That's right. You need to biomass all your characters. Logoff. Go away.
Then you will receive the blessings of Bob you so richly desire.
<3 Moo
Yeah, well, it's just like my-áopinion, man.
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Erik Mercade
Sudden Buggery Prolapse.
2
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Posted - 2015.07.24 21:05:10 -
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Is this thread an example of the bible fight between disciples of Bob? I had no idea it could get so saucy. Particularly OOC.
Sir Erik Mercade, the Jarl of J-Space, The Scourge of the Spaceways, and the Better Bear Baiter, by the bidding of Bob
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Ripblade Falconpunch
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
281
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Posted - 2015.07.24 21:06:19 -
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MooMooDachshundCow wrote:
^ What Moo said.
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Pax Deltari
R3d Fire
25
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Posted - 2015.07.24 21:19:44 -
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I love WH forums. You just don't get this quality content anywhere else. |
Andrew Jester
ElitistOps Pandemic Legion
1251
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Posted - 2015.07.25 00:46:41 -
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I tried putting that entire quote in my bio and all that salt just doesn't fit
MooMooDachshundCow wrote:Orob Ninebands wrote:Andrew Jester wrote:pass on some bad rp thanks m8 -- Orob steps out of character --Bad RP eh? You know nothing about about it. One single document is released and you go shouting "Bad RP" like the pitiful bittervet that you must be. Heaven forbid anyone try to have some fun in this game, or take a story like Bob and dare to try to make some actual coherent Lore out of it that is actually consistent with the official lore of the game, so that it might actually have some life of its own. So terrible. Go **** yourself dude. We're playing a game. A bunch of bittervet, uneducated and nay-saying r-tards that think they are something because they blob in WH (or in your case, drop supers on everything so there will be no actuall fight), or whatever it is that they do to feel special are not going to dissuade us from having some fun. -- Orob steps back into character -- Well friend, I think it's you who needs to seriously step back a moment. For starters, who the funk are you? From all indications your group seems to have appeared out of nowhere. Now, I'm aware that people have alts and stuff, but I'm not aware that you've indicated anything of the sort. The reason I ask, is because you of course know there are people who have written about Bob for literally years now. Known wormholers like Asayanami Dei and Proclus Diadochu claim to have knowledge of the true origins of Bob, and as far as I'm aware they're associated with the first groups ever to speak his name. If I'm forgetting/not aware of someone here I apologize. Let me get to my point: By showing up out of nowhere blathering on about something that you didn't create and don't appear to have any part in, it makes you look terribly foolish to those of us that have been a part of this community for years. You might want to look up 'cultural appropriation', you'll see that people don't care for it. Those who do it are generally looked down upon. It's exactly what you're doing. Sure, people come online and make up variations on the theme, joke about Rob the lesser or Raptor Jesus. These are satires based on the theme. That's not what you've done. Instead you have decided that through your masturbatory bloviations you now own the cult of Bob and are his new, true prophets. Equal parts arrogant and ridiculous. Also important to note is the fact that you attempted to explain the Jovian disease in a way that is non-orthodox to the established lore. More arrogance on your part. Finally, your writings are bad. Like in addition to being outside the established canonical sagas they're just poorly written. So at this point you're probably saying to yourself "Damn, I suck. MooMoo's right, I'm an annoying arrogant little sh1t. What should I do?" Well friend, I'll tell you what. There is one way for you to redeem yourself and bring honor and respect back to your family: Seppuku That's right. You need to biomass all your characters. Logoff. Go away. Then you will receive the blessings of Bob you so richly desire. <3 Moo
thanks for defending me senpai~
If thuggin' was a category I'd win a Grammy
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Orob Ninebands
True Prophets of Bob Prouentibus Bob
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Posted - 2015.07.25 01:18:47 -
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Andrew Jester wrote:I tried putting that entire quote in my bio and all that salt just doesn't fit MooMooDachshundCow wrote:Orob Ninebands wrote:Andrew Jester wrote:pass on some bad rp thanks m8 -- Orob steps out of character --Bad RP eh? You know nothing about about it. One single document is released and you go shouting "Bad RP" like the pitiful bittervet that you must be. Heaven forbid anyone try to have some fun in this game, or take a story like Bob and dare to try to make some actual coherent Lore out of it that is actually consistent with the official lore of the game, so that it might actually have some life of its own. So terrible. Go **** yourself dude. We're playing a game. A bunch of bittervet, uneducated and nay-saying r-tards that think they are something because they blob in WH (or in your case, drop supers on everything so there will be no actuall fight), or whatever it is that they do to feel special are not going to dissuade us from having some fun. -- Orob steps back into character -- Well friend, I think it's you who needs to seriously step back a moment. For starters, who the funk are you? From all indications your group seems to have appeared out of nowhere. Now, I'm aware that people have alts and stuff, but I'm not aware that you've indicated anything of the sort. The reason I ask, is because you of course know there are people who have written about Bob for literally years now. Known wormholers like Asayanami Dei and Proclus Diadochu claim to have knowledge of the true origins of Bob, and as far as I'm aware they're associated with the first groups ever to speak his name. If I'm forgetting/not aware of someone here I apologize. Let me get to my point: By showing up out of nowhere blathering on about something that you didn't create and don't appear to have any part in, it makes you look terribly foolish to those of us that have been a part of this community for years. You might want to look up 'cultural appropriation', you'll see that people don't care for it. Those who do it are generally looked down upon. It's exactly what you're doing. Sure, people come online and make up variations on the theme, joke about Rob the lesser or Raptor Jesus. These are satires based on the theme. That's not what you've done. Instead you have decided that through your masturbatory bloviations you now own the cult of Bob and are his new, true prophets. Equal parts arrogant and ridiculous. Also important to note is the fact that you attempted to explain the Jovian disease in a way that is non-orthodox to the established lore. More arrogance on your part. Finally, your writings are bad. Like in addition to being outside the established canonical sagas they're just poorly written. So at this point you're probably saying to yourself "Damn, I suck. MooMoo's right, I'm an annoying arrogant little sh1t. What should I do?" Well friend, I'll tell you what. There is one way for you to redeem yourself and bring honor and respect back to your family: Seppuku That's right. You need to biomass all your characters. Logoff. Go away. Then you will receive the blessings of Bob you so richly desire. <3 Moo thanks for defending me senpai~
It is roleplay. so calm down. Most cults, religions, etc. claim to be the only ones with the actual truth. claim to be the only true mouthpieces of their deities. We did our research and the only things we could find were the garbage that is "The Gospel of Onimuru" and "The Book of Rob". If anyone else has taken a stab at this, they did a **** poor job in that the information is not findable.
The same would be said for the Jovian disease, as findable lore doesn't really explain it at all, and as in the real world, religions often attribute something to the hand of the divine that is not actually caused by the hand of the divine.
So yeah, in the vacuum of Bob lore, and in the plethora of swill that is all the Bob jokes (Bob's narwhal, blah blah), and the fact that Bob is not a CCP thing, we thought it would be a nice project to create some lore where it doesn't exist. Nobody else seems to be doing it in any meaningful way, and if they are, they are keeping it to themselves. So, yeah, we worked on a world creation story from the perspective of Bob and tried to make it fit, unlike other BS attempts like Onimuru. And if it somehow proves to be wrong, then who cares? Who has the correct story in the real world? The Christians? The Jews? Islam? the Buddhists? The Flying Spaghetti Monster?
And yeah, we are doing it in a roleplay fashion, because that gives it some context and the ability to be a "completely got it wrong" cult that will add some content to the game. So what? Seriously, you are insulted by the roleplay of a roleplay group? Grow up.
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