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Anyanka Funk
Jacklight Corporation
155
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Posted - 2015.07.30 22:54:38 -
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To anyone I've hurt recently. I'm sorry and I wish you all well. |
Goldfinch
House Rkard
211
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Posted - 2015.07.31 05:42:02 -
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The scorpion, she had no ability to swim, so she asked the turtle to put her on his back and help her across the river.
"But you would sting me," worried the turtle. "You would sting me, and we would both drown!"
"But that wouldn't make any sense, turtle," said the scorpion, "if I stung you then we'd both drown. And that wouldn't be very good for me". This logic sounded good to the turtle, so he put the scorpion on his back and started to swim across.
As he made his way to the other bank, the turtle felt a sharp sting. The scorpion, she had sunk her venom into him.
"Why did you sting me?" the turtle asked as they both fell into the dark blue depths, together. Both would surely die.
"Because it's in my nature," she said, "I'm a scorpion. It's what I do."
veiled and bound
my origin story (on R109)
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Kahar Dex
Imperial Dreams Curatores Veritatis Alliance
167
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Posted - 2015.07.31 06:23:49 -
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A broken and contrite heart requires more than a public apology. Visit my office if you wish to confess your sins, and begin your journey towards righteousness.
His Eminence Cardinal Kahar Dex of the CVA and Imperial Dreams.
Follow The Cardinal: @kahardex
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Trii Seo
Executive Outcomes
810
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Posted - 2015.07.31 06:27:59 -
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Dragging people into obedience and brainwashing them on every opportunity, Dex?
Also, wow... this whole "office" line certainly does not sound in any way shape or form like something from a low-quality porn flick...
The king is dead, long live the king!
Glory to Maximilian Singularity the Sixth, First of his Name!
Proud pilot of the Imperium
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Ria NieyIi
Nieyli Enterprises
550
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Posted - 2015.07.31 06:51:00 -
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Should you not convene with each person in private for this purpose? |
Pieter Tuulinen
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Multicultural F1 Brigade
5394
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Posted - 2015.07.31 07:51:35 -
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Trii Seo wrote:Dragging people into obedience and brainwashing them on every opportunity, Dex?
Also, wow... this whole "office" line certainly does not sound in any way shape or form like something from a low-quality porn flick... I chuckled at your joke and then I remembered that "Executive Outcomes" sounds like a Jin-Mei massage with a happy ending.
"Caldari Prime burns, those left behind are choking on the dust and ash that fills the air, and you demand our surrender? Is this a joke? You have only hardened our resolve. Every drop of blood you have taken from us will be repaid -- with interest."
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Trii Seo
Executive Outcomes
812
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Posted - 2015.07.31 09:55:04 -
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It does, however, sound like at least a moderately expensive flick.
The king is dead, long live the king!
Glory to Maximilian Singularity the Sixth, First of his Name!
Proud pilot of the Imperium
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Kahar Dex
Imperial Dreams Curatores Veritatis Alliance
167
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Posted - 2015.07.31 11:12:12 -
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Trii Seo wrote:Dragging people into obedience and brainwashing them on every opportunity, Dex?
Also, wow... this whole "office" line certainly does not sound in any way shape or form like something from a low-quality porn flick... She comes, she doesn't. Her choice. As a follower of the proclaimed "Pope of New Eden"/"Harbinger of Faith", you do him a disservice by needlessly making a mockery of a sincere invitation.
His Eminence Cardinal Kahar Dex of the CVA and Imperial Dreams.
Follow The Cardinal: @kahardex
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Jili Tonari
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
102
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Posted - 2015.07.31 12:04:59 -
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Kahar Dex wrote:A broken and contrite heart requires more than a public apology. Visit my office if you wish to confess your sins, and begin your journey towards righteousness.
Why she need to go to you? She got her people that could guide and help her.
But yo Funk. You got a reputation. "Survival of the flittest" ain't no philosophy for long life.
You want to come in out of the cold, that's all good. Families can be a great source of help and guidance. Or the biggest cause of continued trauma.
The Tribes await. The choice is yours.
GÇ£Where must we go, we who wander this wasteland, in search of our better selves.GÇ¥
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Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour Sani-Sabik
904
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Posted - 2015.07.31 13:12:00 -
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Ria NieyIi wrote:Should you not convene with each person in private for this purpose?
I heard a number of the Offended persons, have set their systems to automatically reject communications from Ms. Funk.
Which would make private apologies impossible.
Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
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Kalaratiri
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Multicultural F1 Brigade
683
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Posted - 2015.07.31 13:22:14 -
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Jili Tonari wrote: The Tribes await.
No they ******* don't. Not for this one. Not ever.
She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.
This is possibly one of the worst threads in the history of these forums. -á- CCP Falcon
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Mizhara Del'thul
T.R.I.A.D Ushra'Khan
276
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Posted - 2015.07.31 13:47:19 -
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Kalaratiri wrote:Jili Tonari wrote: The Tribes await.
No they ******* don't. Not for this one. Not ever.
There's been two capsuleers in New Eden that has been predetermined not to be given sufficient benefit of the doubt to be allowed upon Accorded Neutral Ground, as they simply are too unlikely to adhere to the Accords. One of them is this one. |
Lunarisse Aspenstar
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
409
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Posted - 2015.07.31 14:09:29 -
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Mizhara Del'thul wrote:Kalaratiri wrote:Jili Tonari wrote: The Tribes await.
No they ******* don't. Not for this one. Not ever. There's been two capsuleers in New Eden that has been predetermined not to be given sufficient benefit of the doubt to be allowed upon Accorded Neutral Ground, as they simply are too unlikely to adhere to the Accords. One of them is this one.
Out of curiosity, who is the second?
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Che Biko
Alexylva Paradox
787
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Posted - 2015.07.31 14:25:42 -
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Funk,
Anything you think might hurt me likely makes me stronger. For that, I thank you, and thus, I require no apologies, also because of the scorpion tale.
<3
-Ch+¬
Coordination Channel for Consolidated Space Rescue Cooperation
Open Letter to the Aidonis Foundation Directorate
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Jili Tonari
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
103
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Posted - 2015.07.31 14:51:48 -
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Kalaratiri wrote:Jili Tonari wrote: The Tribes await.
No they ******* don't. Not for this one. Not ever.
Consider who you fly for, and what you do for a living, how is it you get to have an opinion on Matari matters?
Now ask again if anyone is past saving.
Maybe she be too far gone. But maybe to some Matari, you are too.
GÇ£Where must we go, we who wander this wasteland, in search of our better selves.GÇ¥
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Scherezad
Revenent Defence Corperation Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
2260
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Posted - 2015.07.31 15:35:37 -
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The apology might be considered more sincere if it was accompanied by the goods that were stolen from their rightful owners. |
Ria NieyIi
Nieyli Enterprises
601
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Posted - 2015.07.31 15:41:22 -
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Valerie Valate wrote:Ria NieyIi wrote:Should you not convene with each person in private for this purpose? I heard a number of the Offended persons, have set their systems to automatically reject communications from Ms. Funk. Which would make private apologies impossible.
That is a certain kind of interesting. |
Trii Seo
Executive Outcomes
814
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Posted - 2015.07.31 15:43:32 -
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Kahar Dex wrote:Trii Seo wrote:Dragging people into obedience and brainwashing them on every opportunity, Dex?
Also, wow... this whole "office" line certainly does not sound in any way shape or form like something from a low-quality porn flick... She comes, she doesn't. Her choice. As a follower of the proclaimed "Pope of New Eden"/"Harbinger of Faith", you do him a disservice by needlessly making a mockery of a sincere invitation.
My mockery applies to everyone who lines themselves up, usually no matter their allegiance. Also, I have to fill a monthly quota or my seat at the Derider's Box will get revoked.
The king is dead, long live the king!
Glory to Maximilian Singularity the Sixth, First of his Name!
Proud pilot of the Imperium
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Kalaratiri
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Multicultural F1 Brigade
687
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Posted - 2015.07.31 17:12:25 -
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Jili Tonari wrote:Kalaratiri wrote:Jili Tonari wrote: The Tribes await.
No they ******* don't. Not for this one. Not ever. Consider who you fly for, and what you do for a living, how is it you get to have an opinion on Matari matters? Now ask again if anyone is past saving. Maybe she be too far gone. But maybe to some Matari, you are too.
I don't eat children.
She's mad but she's magic, there's no lie in her fire.
This is possibly one of the worst threads in the history of these forums. -á- CCP Falcon
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Aldrith Shutaq
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
987
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Posted - 2015.07.31 17:37:54 -
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Kahar Dex wrote:A broken and contrite heart requires more than a public apology. Visit my office if you wish to confess your sins, and begin your journey towards righteousness.
I highly recommend you do not bother with this one. |
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Alesius Lerance
Varner Industries Shattered Vection
26
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Posted - 2015.07.31 18:19:03 -
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I don't know what to make of this. On the one hand Funk willingly handed over 500mil ISK as reparations to someone whom she wronged recently, on the other, well we all know her track record.
Family, Corporation, and State, in that order. What else is there worth fighting for?
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Kaylie Jenn
The Desolate Order Brave Collective
30
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Posted - 2015.07.31 20:48:03 -
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Personally, she gave me a bunch of ISK to give her another chance as Alesius mentioned. So, I'll give her another chance and have no qualms about cutting off contact again when she wrongs me, which is probably inevitable. |
Makoto Priano
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
7458
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Posted - 2015.07.31 20:51:35 -
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The last person to give Funk a chance suffered a corp theft for her trouble.
Best to leave the mangy dog out in the cold.
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries: exploring the edge of the known, advancing the state of the art. Would you like to know more?
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D'Hoffryn Farhat
Jacklight Corporation
0
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Posted - 2015.07.31 21:50:40 -
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Kaylie Jenn
The Desolate Order Brave Collective
31
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Posted - 2015.08.01 01:39:57 -
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I'm not trusting her with anything other than being unblocked from communicating. I see no danger in that. |
Anyanka Funk
Jacklight Corporation
163
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Posted - 2015.08.01 05:57:32 -
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And I'm going to sacrifice an extra fifty thousand Minmatar slaves on behalf of my good friend Kaylie Jenn! |
Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
698
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Posted - 2015.08.01 06:00:51 -
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Don't worry, I'm sure people believe this just as readily as the other. |
Anabella Rella
Gradient
1980
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Posted - 2015.08.01 06:46:24 -
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What's that I smell? Could it be the stench of desperation in the hope of remaining somewhat relevant?
When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
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Synthetic Cultist
Church of The Crimson Saviour Sani-Sabik
450
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Posted - 2015.08.01 06:59:21 -
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It Appears that Anyanka Funk was Untruthful.
This is My Surprised Face.
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Anyanka Funk
Jacklight Corporation
163
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Posted - 2015.08.01 07:21:27 -
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Anabella Rella wrote:What's that I smell? Could it be the stench of desperation in the hope of remaining somewhat relevant? It's your upper lip. |
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