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Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
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Posted - 2015.08.05 01:22:49 -
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I suggest that arguing about me, personally, is something of a distraction from the important topic at hand, demon summoning. |
Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
557
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Posted - 2015.08.05 01:26:46 -
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Nauplius wrote:I suggest that arguing about me, personally, is something of a distraction from the important topic at hand, demon summoning.
I do not deal in fairy tales and fevered dreams. Otherwise I would be a writer and not a capsuleer.
Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ EVERGREEN ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~Evergreen ~ Family
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Lunarisse Aspenstar
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
411
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Posted - 2015.08.05 01:28:10 -
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Nauplius wrote:Trii Seo wrote: You are so setting yourself up for one of those fabled moments when they yell "No! You cannot do this! I am your master" before getting killed. Probably by getting impaled on the nearest spiky thing for maximum macabre.
Please note how many protections the demon summoning rite has in place to prevent this from happening. A protective Circle and imprisoning Triangle, neither of which the demon can cross. Use of consecrated slave blood, which the demon cannot touch. Magical words of power, which protect the summoner. Commanding the demon in the name of God, meaning the demon cannot disobey. A ritual bath in consecrated slave blood, prayers from the Scriptures, invocations of ancient origin, icons of the Ametat and Avetat in consecrated slave blood; all of these provide protection and power over the demon. I and my demonologists are quite safe from the demons.
The Ametat and the Avetat will never provide protection to the likes of you, but only destruction.
You sully their Name by your very inclusion of these sacred objects in your foul rituals. |
Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
796
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Posted - 2015.08.05 01:28:27 -
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Anyanka Funk wrote:He is still garbage. Nothing will change that.
Consider the source. When your greatest accomplishment is licking the Goblin's boots, you must have a life worth living, eh? |
Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
796
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Posted - 2015.08.05 01:33:56 -
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Nauplius wrote:I suggest that arguing about me, personally, is something of a distraction from the important topic at hand, demon summoning.
Sure. You produce a demon, bring it to say... Jita 4-4. Maybe someone will buy it. |
Anyanka Funk
MASS A DEATH Mordus Angels
184
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Posted - 2015.08.05 01:58:44 -
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Arrendis wrote:Anyanka Funk wrote:He is still garbage. Nothing will change that. Consider the source. When your greatest accomplishment is licking the Goblin's boots, you must have a life worth living, eh? Ditto. |
Andreus Ixiris
Duty.
5534
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Posted - 2015.08.05 02:14:50 -
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Anyanka Funk wrote:But really... Saying Ethan, Omir, Jamyl, Max... hell even Mittani, can do anything on the level of the supernatural like Nauplius is doing is just beyond Naive.
None of them can compare. Well all of them have had measurable, demonstrable impacts on the real world. Nauplius has just talked a lot, occasionally to things that don't even exist.
If Goonswarm is misguided, at least they sold their loyalty to a power that's actually real.
Andreus Ixiris > A Civire without a chin is barely a Civire at all.
Pieter Tuulinen > He'd be Civirely disadvantaged, Andreus.
Andreus Ixiris > ...
Andreus Ixiris > This is why we're at war.
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Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
798
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Posted - 2015.08.05 02:45:54 -
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Anyanka Funk wrote:Ditto.
Yup. We're so terrible. Undefeated in years of near-constant warfare, demonstrating that we're more than capable of pissing on the few sparks your lot are able to scatter. So you go ahead and keep achieving nothing. We'll be here.
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Trii Seo
Executive Outcomes
836
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Posted - 2015.08.05 06:39:23 -
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I find your wit lacking, Anyanka. Resorting to smacktalk that stands below the level of TEST grunts? Are you really so desperate about being granted even five seconds of spotlight?
Down-right-dreadful. Unlike your little idol, you are, sadly, not even entertaining.
And this thread never was about demon summoning, it was, for the most part, about making fun of Nauplius. Most of us know enough to be fully aware that summoning a demon is impossible, especially without ominous chanting and gratuitous nudity. The whole venue is scheduled to fizzle out in a most non-spectacular way, regardless of whether it stands or not. Probably should let it stand and watch nothing happen.
The king is dead, long live the king!
Glory to Maximilian Singularity the Sixth, First of his Name!
Proud pilot of the Imperium
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Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
560
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Posted - 2015.08.05 07:46:41 -
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Trii Seo wrote:I find your wit lacking, Anyanka. Resorting to smacktalk that stands below the level of TEST grunts? Are you really so desperate about being granted even five seconds of spotlight?
Down-right-dreadful. Unlike your little idol, you are, sadly, not even entertaining.
And this thread never was about demon summoning, it was, for the most part, about making fun of Nauplius. Most of us know enough to be fully aware that summoning a demon is impossible, especially without ominous chanting and gratuitous nudity. The whole venue is scheduled to fizzle out in a most non-spectacular way, regardless of whether it stands or not. Probably should let it stand and watch nothing happen.
Just make sure to kick his outpost down as the closing act.
Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ EVERGREEN ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~Evergreen ~ Family
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Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
430
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Posted - 2015.08.05 11:58:32 -
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Lunarisse Aspenstar wrote:
The Ametat and the Avetat will never provide protection to the likes of you, but only destruction.
You sully their Name by your very inclusion of these sacred objects in your foul rituals.
My "foul" rituals reenact the sacrifice of Molok the Deceiver upon the Altar of God. Amash-Akura, he who had Molok the Deceiver sacrificed upon the Altar of God, was also he who wore the Ametat and Avetat. In all likelihood, Amash-Akura wore the Ametat and Avetat the very moment Molok the Deceiver was sacrificed upon the Altar of God. Perhaps he bludgeoned Molok to death with the Ametat himself.
And so the Ametat and Avetat, the symbols of your corporation, Lunarisse Aspenstar, are also symbols of human sacrifice, the ancient and glorious rite that a wayward and liberal Empire has lost and which I make my life's work to Reclaim. Everywhere you take your corporation name, you proclaim human sacrifice to a wayward and liberal world. Amen. Amarr Victor. |
Aria Jenneth
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Multicultural F1 Brigade
1271
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Posted - 2015.08.05 13:15:28 -
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Nauplius wrote:My "foul" rituals reenact the sacrifice of Molok the Deceiver upon the Altar of God. Amash-Akura, he who had Molok the Deceiver sacrificed upon the Altar of God, was also he who wore the Ametat and Avetat. In all likelihood, Amash-Akura wore the Ametat and Avetat the very moment Molok the Deceiver was sacrificed upon the Altar of God. Perhaps he bludgeoned Molok to death with the Ametat himself.
And so the Ametat and Avetat, the symbols of your corporation, Lunarisse Aspenstar, are also symbols of human sacrifice, the ancient and glorious rite that a wayward and liberal Empire has lost and which I make my life's work to Reclaim. Everywhere you take your corporation name, you proclaim human sacrifice to a wayward and liberal world. Amen. Amarr Victor.
"P.S.: Bwahahahaha!"
Actually, this bit suggests the way confirmation bias works in Nauplius' worldview. He takes the association in the Amarrian faith of two symbols with someone he believes engaged in human sacrifice, and, based on that, declares those symbols sacrificial, themselves.
Even taking Nauplius at his word, he's taking mere possibility as all the proof he needs. "X could be true. X being true would support my worldview. Therefore, X must be true!"
It wouldn't be surprising if he learned that he's "Chosen beyond Chosen" in a similar way.
Actually, it wouldn't be surprising if he learned almost everything he believes that way. |
Sahriah BloodStone
Hunter Killers. Forsaken Asylum
164
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Posted - 2015.08.05 15:00:43 -
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Aria Jenneth wrote: "P.S.: Bwahahahaha!"
Actually, this bit suggests the way confirmation bias works in Nauplius' worldview. He takes the association in the Amarrian faith of two symbols with someone he believes engaged in human sacrifice, and, based on that, declares those symbols sacrificial, themselves.
Even taking Nauplius at his word, he's taking mere possibility as all the proof he needs. "X could be true. X being true would support my worldview. Therefore, X must be true!"
It wouldn't be surprising if he learned that he's "Chosen beyond Chosen" in a similar way.
Actually, it wouldn't be surprising if he learned almost everything he believes that way.
I sincerely hope that you, and others recognize the great divide between what Nauplius is, and what the Sani are. He is nothing but a radical, and vocal Blood Raider who taints himself with impurities.
On that note, I would be happy to lend my assistance to any wishing to actually strike at his assets.
Sahriah Bloodstone
Praetor, Forsaken Asylum
"Never underestimate your enemy or disrespect its abilities. If you do, you shall become the hunted "
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Aria Jenneth
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Multicultural F1 Brigade
1272
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Posted - 2015.08.05 15:19:16 -
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Sahriah BloodStone wrote:I sincerely hope that you, and others recognize the great divide between what Nauplius is, and what the Sani are. He is nothing but a radical, and vocal Blood Raider who taints himself with impurities. Respectfully, Ms. Bloodstone, I do get that Nauplius stands alone.
Well, mostly alone. It looks like Ms. Funk has attached herself to his jacket and taken on its hue and pattern, which seems to be her habit.
Maybe she'll rob him? |
Tiberious Thessalonia
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Multicultural F1 Brigade
2455
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Posted - 2015.08.05 15:52:38 -
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Aria Jenneth wrote:Sahriah BloodStone wrote:I sincerely hope that you, and others recognize the great divide between what Nauplius is, and what the Sani are. He is nothing but a radical, and vocal Blood Raider who taints himself with impurities. Respectfully, Ms. Bloodstone, I do get that Nauplius stands alone. Well, mostly alone. It looks like Ms. Funk has attached herself to his jacket and taken on its hue and pattern, which seems to be her habit. Maybe she'll rob him?
Shh, don't give it away.
I always love it when capsuleers fall for the same trick over and over again. |
Wendrika Hydreiga
453
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Posted - 2015.08.05 17:16:45 -
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Summoning demons? Really Mister Nauplius? I didn't know you were a Warlock! That kinda explains a lot actually, now that I think about it... It is the logical step up from blood rituals afterall.
I'm more of a Necromancer myself! Cybermancer? Mechromancer? It's somemancy with deadspace drones and stuff.
Anyways, stop being mean. Stop! Please? |
Jili Tonari
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
113
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Posted - 2015.08.05 19:06:03 -
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I think it's going to be a really fun day when old Naup realizes his GF is a Matari.
Popcorn, anyone?
GÇ£Where must we go, we who wander this wasteland, in search of our better selves.GÇ¥
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Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
819
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Posted - 2015.08.05 19:11:29 -
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Jili Tonari wrote:I think it's going to be a really fun day when old Naup realizes his GF is a Matari.
Popcorn, anyone?
Oooh, popcorn! |
Anyanka Funk
MASS A DEATH Mordus Angels
189
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Posted - 2015.08.05 19:21:53 -
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Jili Tonari wrote:I think it's going to be a really fun day when old Naup realizes his GF is a Matari.
Popcorn, anyone? If you mean me, then I am informing you that Nauplius is not my boyfriend. I've actually gotten back together with my ex lover and father of my daughter, Zieg. |
Shaddam Daphiti
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2015.08.05 20:17:08 -
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Woe to the wicked man who takes it upon himself to be the instrument of God's lessons. For he shall himself suffer a thousand fold for his pride and vanity...
"Who art thou? Worm. That thou would lay claim to God's whip?"
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Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
819
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Posted - 2015.08.05 20:22:30 -
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Anyanka Funk wrote:Jili Tonari wrote:I think it's going to be a really fun day when old Naup realizes his GF is a Matari.
Popcorn, anyone? If you mean me, then I am informing you that Nauplius is not my boyfriend. I've actually gotten back together with my ex lover and father of my daughter, Zieg.
Dim and humorless? This popcorn needs more butter. |
Synthetic Cultist
Church of The Crimson Saviour Sani-Sabik
467
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Posted - 2015.08.05 20:28:04 -
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Arrendis wrote:This popcorn needs more butter.
If you put Butter and Salt on Popcorn, it Tastes like Salty Butter.
Synthia 1, Empress of Kaztropol.
It is Written.
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Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
431
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Posted - 2015.08.05 21:39:25 -
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Wendrika Hydreiga wrote:Summoning demons? Really Mister Nauplius? I didn't know you were a Warlock! That kinda explains a lot actually, now that I think about it... It is the logical step up from blood rituals afterall.
I'm more of a Necromancer myself! Cybermancer? Mechromancer? It's somemancy with deadspace drones and stuff.
Anyways, stop being mean. Stop! Please?
I have already begun studying the art of necromancy, but this art is even more occulted than that of demonology. I would appreciate any teachings you have on the matter. Surely, with so many slaves and so much spiritual power at my disposal, I have the potential to be an elite necromancer. |
Jandice Ymladris
Aurora Arcology
1439
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Posted - 2015.08.05 22:36:42 -
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No no no, I can't do this, I give up, I yield!
I can't report on this & keep a straight face. Writing the prologue to this already had me grasping at straws to keep it somewhat coherent. Let alone keeping it 'informative'.
I can't write about (pretend) demon summoning & an army of capsuleers being dispatched to deal with it, I just can't. It reeks more of a gallente camp movie then something that's actually happening. If I would go on, I'm pretty sure my audience would think I've gone off into the deep end since my return... Demon Summoning! By the winds! If you think it can't get more strange, someone pops up & proves you wrong!
So I field this one to the Gutter Press to publish about this, at least they got the right level of camp to deal with this.
Oh joy, and necromancy in the future, if it wasn't for all those poor slaves facing a horrible fate because of your delusions, it would be funny....
So, I wish those who want to remove this Tower success & may they rescue the victims held by this madman. If possible, I would enjoy assisting in this operation.
The rising threat of the Drifters
A summary on the ancient civilizations of New Eden
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Trii Seo
Executive Outcomes
843
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Posted - 2015.08.05 23:08:12 -
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There is about as much spiritual power and potential in you at the moment Nauplius, as there is in my right arm.
Clearly, drinking the blood of Vherokior did not grant you even a droplet of a Shaman's wisdom as you claimed. How disappointing, also how predictable.
You should try the more traditional approach of thinking about things over extended periods of time. Consumption of herbal extracts advised. You may just discover what you need to summon an eldritch entity, or raise dead. Make history as the first to discover it.
If you undertake this challenge (and maybe even ask nicely), I can, perhaps, guide you to those that will help.
The king is dead, long live the king!
Glory to Maximilian Singularity the Sixth, First of his Name!
Proud pilot of the Imperium
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Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
825
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Posted - 2015.08.05 23:12:41 -
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Jandice Ymladris wrote:It reeks more of a gallente camp movie then something that's actually happening.
To be fair, that's still going to be better than Caldari Vice Nights.
Maybe you should option it? I know some people, we can work on a script...
Call it... 'Bloodspace: The Summoning', maybe go for a full franchise... |
Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
563
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Posted - 2015.08.06 01:35:35 -
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Wendrika Hydreiga wrote:Summoning demons? Really Mister Nauplius? I didn't know you were a Warlock! That kinda explains a lot actually, now that I think about it... It is the logical step up from blood rituals afterall.
I'm more of a Necromancer myself! Cybermancer? Mechromancer? It's somemancy with deadspace drones and stuff.
Anyways, stop being mean. Stop! Please?
I don't think any of these are real.
Well, I think so at any rate. I do talk to my Breacher and my machines.
Now, before you say anything else, they always reply in the form of sudden signal spikes and subtle peaks in sensor readings that read exactly like morse codes...
My Breacher's beating the snot out of me in Murky Conscience 2 PVP.
Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ EVERGREEN ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~Evergreen ~ Family
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Claudia Osyn
Minmatar Confederate Ushra'Khan
1399
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Posted - 2015.08.06 02:18:54 -
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Jandice Ymladris wrote:No no no, I can't do this, I give up, I yield!
I can't report on this & keep a straight face. Writing the prologue to this already had me grasping at straws to keep it somewhat coherent. Let alone keeping it 'informative'.
I can't write about (pretend) demon summoning & an army of capsuleers being dispatched to deal with it, I just can't. It reeks more of a gallente camp movie then something that's actually happening. If I would go on, I'm pretty sure my audience would think I've gone off into the deep end since my return... Demon Summoning! By the winds! If you think it can't get more strange, someone pops up & proves you wrong!
So I field this one to the Gutter Press to publish about this, at least they got the right level of camp to deal with this.
Oh joy, and necromancy in the future, if it wasn't for all those poor slaves facing a horrible fate because of your delusions, it would be funny....
So, I wish those who want to remove this Tower success & may they rescue the victims held by this madman. If possible, I would enjoy assisting in this operation. Hey, our movies actually try for a plot! This just has a repetitive script.....
A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
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Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
563
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Posted - 2015.08.06 02:26:19 -
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Claudia Osyn wrote:Jandice Ymladris wrote:No no no, I can't do this, I give up, I yield!
I can't report on this & keep a straight face. Writing the prologue to this already had me grasping at straws to keep it somewhat coherent. Let alone keeping it 'informative'.
I can't write about (pretend) demon summoning & an army of capsuleers being dispatched to deal with it, I just can't. It reeks more of a gallente camp movie then something that's actually happening. If I would go on, I'm pretty sure my audience would think I've gone off into the deep end since my return... Demon Summoning! By the winds! If you think it can't get more strange, someone pops up & proves you wrong!
So I field this one to the Gutter Press to publish about this, at least they got the right level of camp to deal with this.
Oh joy, and necromancy in the future, if it wasn't for all those poor slaves facing a horrible fate because of your delusions, it would be funny....
So, I wish those who want to remove this Tower success & may they rescue the victims held by this madman. If possible, I would enjoy assisting in this operation. Hey, our movies actually try for a plot! This just has a repetitive script.....
It's like one of those reruns of old early morning cartoons we used to get back in Skarkon.
The one where the evil True Amarr villain comes up with a plot to enslave the Minmatar race and four Minmatar teenagers, a Brutor, a Sebiestor, a Krusual and a Vherokhior will use their unique talents and come up with an ingenious way to defeat him.
This is a weekly thing.
Yes, it's biased. And yes, it's a very old rerun, from decades before the Elder War.
Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ EVERGREEN ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~Evergreen ~ Family
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Tyrel Toov
Minmatar Confederate Ushra'Khan
512
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Posted - 2015.08.06 02:34:50 -
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Elmund Egivand wrote:Claudia Osyn wrote:Jandice Ymladris wrote:No no no, I can't do this, I give up, I yield!
I can't report on this & keep a straight face. Writing the prologue to this already had me grasping at straws to keep it somewhat coherent. Let alone keeping it 'informative'.
I can't write about (pretend) demon summoning & an army of capsuleers being dispatched to deal with it, I just can't. It reeks more of a gallente camp movie then something that's actually happening. If I would go on, I'm pretty sure my audience would think I've gone off into the deep end since my return... Demon Summoning! By the winds! If you think it can't get more strange, someone pops up & proves you wrong!
So I field this one to the Gutter Press to publish about this, at least they got the right level of camp to deal with this.
Oh joy, and necromancy in the future, if it wasn't for all those poor slaves facing a horrible fate because of your delusions, it would be funny....
So, I wish those who want to remove this Tower success & may they rescue the victims held by this madman. If possible, I would enjoy assisting in this operation. Hey, our movies actually try for a plot! This just has a repetitive script..... It's like one of those reruns of old early morning cartoons we used to get back in Skarkon. The one where the evil True Amarr villain comes up with a plot to enslave the Minmatar race and four Minmatar teenagers, a Brutor, a Sebiestor, a Krusual and a Vherokhior will use their unique talents and come up with an ingenious way to defeat him. This is a weekly thing. Yes, it's biased. And yes, it's a very old rerun, from decades before the Elder War. I loved that show as a kid.... When I got older, I realized that none of solutions were practial. Still didn't stop me from trying to replicate the one where they strapped an 100mn afterburner to a civilian ground vehicle.
I want to paint my ship Periwinkle.
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