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Thomas Mayaki
Perkone Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.08.05 12:14:22 -
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The miners of Piekura would like to take this opportunity to welcome the corp of Ganktime to our system. Since Gaylord Fappington escaped (believed to be in hiding deep in goon Nullsec) there has sadly been a lacking of New Order content.
It is true that Ganktime on the face of it would seem more bot aspirant than your average New Order bot fleet and has probably used more mining permits for toilet paper than it has actually sold. But we can't be choosy, I have petitioned CCP to remove Ganktime's warp gate privileges and will be making available reasonably priced catalysts on the market.
Now entertain us Ganktime. |
Kooshti
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2015.08.05 12:49:30 -
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what? |
Noragen Neirfallas
Dedicated and Dangerous The Marmite Collective
1524
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Posted - 2015.08.05 13:23:32 -
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I endorse this product and/or waste of my time
Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
[s]ISD Dorrim Barstorlode favourite ISD[/s]
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Kooshti
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2015.08.05 13:37:58 -
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Noragen Neirfallas wrote:I endorse this product and/or waste of my time
Im new to eve, what is the product?
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admiral root
Red Galaxy
2921
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Posted - 2015.08.05 13:52:48 -
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Kooshti wrote:Im new to eve, what is the product?
It seldom matters.
No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff
CODE. forum - everyone's welcome (no shiptoasters)
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Anne Dieu-le-veut
Natl Assn for the Advancement of Criminal People
196
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Posted - 2015.08.05 14:00:37 -
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Kooshti wrote:Noragen Neirfallas wrote:I endorse this product and/or waste of my time Im new to eve, what is the product?
NPC corp forum alt tears. |
Kooshti
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2015.08.05 14:08:49 -
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Anne Dieu-le-veut wrote:Kooshti wrote:Noragen Neirfallas wrote:I endorse this product and/or waste of my time Im new to eve, what is the product? NPC corp forum alt tears.
Oh ok, well i endorse this product and/or waste of my time too
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Thomas Mayaki
Perkone Caldari State
51
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Posted - 2015.08.05 14:29:13 -
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Anne Dieu-le-veut wrote:Kooshti wrote:Noragen Neirfallas wrote:I endorse this product and/or waste of my time Im new to eve, what is the product? NPC corp forum alt tears.
I was rather hoping some New Order guys would help Ganktime out. Their last three attempts on me cost them 34 catalysts, I was rather embarassed for the New Order. |
Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
1358
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Posted - 2015.08.05 14:38:02 -
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Nobody cares, forum alt.
Post on your main or GTFO.
Everything in EVE is a trap.
And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)
You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.
Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
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Anne Dieu-le-veut
Natl Assn for the Advancement of Criminal People
197
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Posted - 2015.08.05 15:12:38 -
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Eh I'm seeing quite a few ganks by them in Piekura. I guess that wasn't your freighter they ganked a few days ago? I'm sure the people they've ganked appreciate your egging them on lol. Are you still mad over your own freighter loss 16 months ago? |
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Kooshti
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2015.08.05 15:19:40 -
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where can i see this product demo?
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Revis Owen
Black Hydra Consortium. CODE.
248
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Posted - 2015.08.05 15:41:28 -
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Kooshti wrote:where can i see this product demo?
Miner tears are mostly found in local. Sit in Piekura and read local. You weren't kidding. You ARE new to Eve. Welcome aboard!
Agent of the New Order
http://www.minerbumping.com/p/the-code.html
If you do not have a current Highsec Operations Permit, please contact me for issuance.
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Kooshti
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2015.08.05 15:55:40 -
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Revis Owen wrote:Kooshti wrote:where can i see this product demo?
Miner tears are mostly found in local. Sit in Piekura and read local. You weren't kidding. You ARE new to Eve. Welcome aboard!
thank you i shall autopilot over tonight :)
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Saul DiMatteo
24th Imperial Crusade Amarr Empire
10
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Posted - 2015.08.05 16:32:47 -
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Kooshti wrote:Revis Owen wrote:Kooshti wrote:where can i see this product demo?
Miner tears are mostly found in local. Sit in Piekura and read local. You weren't kidding. You ARE new to Eve. Welcome aboard! thank you i shall autopilot over tonight :)
Don't autopilot, or you will become the tears in local. |
Kooshti
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
7
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Posted - 2015.08.05 16:43:37 -
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Ccp need to fix autopilot then if i shouldnt do it |
Ralph King-Griffin
Devils Rejects 666 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
11151
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Posted - 2015.08.05 17:41:43 -
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Kooshti wrote:Ccp need to fix autopilot then if i shouldnt do it I like this one, she gets it
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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
The Scope Gallente Federation
1893
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Posted - 2015.08.05 20:09:28 -
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Here, have a like. I'm not really sure what this is about, but no one else gave you one yet!
Founder of Violet Squadron, a small gang NPSI community! Mail me for more information.
BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie's Space Mediation Service!
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Noragen Neirfallas
Dedicated and Dangerous The Marmite Collective
1526
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Posted - 2015.08.05 20:14:54 -
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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:Here, have a like. I'm not really sure what this is about, but no one else gave you one yet! That should tell you what its about all by itself
Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
[s]ISD Dorrim Barstorlode favourite ISD[/s]
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Thomas Mayaki
Perkone Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.08.05 22:21:22 -
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Anne Dieu-le-veut wrote:Eh I'm seeing quite a few ganks by them in Piekura. I guess that wasn't your freighter they ganked a few days ago? I'm sure the people they've ganked appreciate your egging them on lol. Are you still mad over your own freighter loss 16 months ago?
The trouble is that without the gankers I have fleets of miners stealing all my White Glaze. I really need them to stay to act a bit like a scarecrow.
There was a funny story behind that freighter loss. However my only regret with that freighter loss is that I bought another freighter with the insurance money :(
And I got a nice mail from Loyalanon
Re: Dude REKT From: loyalanon Sent: 2014.04.01 11:39 To: Thomas Mayaki,
Re: Dude REKTNo hard feelingsBuy your permit
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Leto Thule
Origin. Black Legion.
3182
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Posted - 2015.08.05 22:32:01 -
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Thomas Mayaki wrote:Anne Dieu-le-veut wrote:Eh I'm seeing quite a few ganks by them in Piekura. I guess that wasn't your freighter they ganked a few days ago? I'm sure the people they've ganked appreciate your egging them on lol. Are you still mad over your own freighter loss 16 months ago? The trouble is that without the gankers I have fleets of miners stealing all my White Glaze. I really need them to stay to act a bit like a scarecrow. There was a funny story behind that freighter loss. However my only regret with that freighter loss is that I bought another freighter with the insurance money :( And I got a nice mail from Loyalanon Re: Dude REKT From: loyalanon Sent: 2014.04.01 11:39 To: Thomas Mayaki, Re: Dude REKTNo hard feelingsBuy your permit
That is a crappy mail. No effort and the whole Rekt thing is fckin dumb. I'll post an example of a QUALITY tear fishing email as soon as I get to my computer.
Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
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Thomas Mayaki
Perkone Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.08.05 23:04:29 -
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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie wrote:Here, have a like. I'm not really sure what this is about, but no one else gave you one yet!
Thank you.
PS. I'll forgive you for trying to blow my ship up. |
Leto Thule
Origin. Black Legion.
3184
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Posted - 2015.08.05 23:09:03 -
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Ok, below is an example of a PROPER evemail after a gank. Not that #GETREKTWTFBBQ garbage. Fckin amateurs.
Your recent loss From: Leto Thule Sent: 2015.08.03 03:16 To: (REDACTED)
Greetings, fellow capsuleer!
I am contacting you in regards to your recent shipping accident involving Kill XXXXXX (Obelisk). As with all shipping of goods, you are required to supply a bill of lading along with the proper permit fees BEFORE undocking your ship. As such, representatives from Black Legion. had to confiscate your ship and goods.
Regretfully, this is not an open-and-shut case.
You will be required to reimburse the losses of any pilots whom used thier vessels to confiscate your goods, as well as ammunition requred to do so. Additionally, you will be required to compensate the pilots for their time and effort.
Finally, there will be a further fine for your disrepectful comments to the flight leader of the squadron that made the stop.
In summary, please direct a payment of 900m ISK to Black Legion. alliance wallet ASAP. Failure to do so in an expediant manner will result in further actions taken to secure payment.
I look forward to your reply.
Best regards,
Leto Thule Shipping compliance officer, Origin. Black Legion.
Remember, we are concerned for YOUR safety!!
___________________________________________
And, we can see from the response below, we get a MUCH BETTER response:
Re: Your recent loss
From: (REDACTED) To: Leto Thule INBOX Remove Label
Yo peanut... Go back to bustin a nut between freighter bumpage :P If all Black Legion can do now is gank freighters, omg rotfl!!! Dont worry, I only have a few days left on this last account of mine... This game does not justify the monthly fee anymore...
omfg I cannot stop laughing! fees for carrying **** arround... a 2bil cargo being a gank me sign... this is really going to *****... ROTFL... Yo mama must so think you are the bestest of special cookies!!! So special and unique, getting off on harassing people... You probably fap to REMOVED PEDOPHILIA REFERENCE... OMFG!!!! whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahaha!
Seriously, keep the mails coming, this is making the 9$ click bait offer to resub worth it! Its not like CCP is able to add content anymore anyways...
______________________________
Now isnt that better?
Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
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Damnskippy
Mad Bombers Hashashin Cartel
76
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Posted - 2015.08.06 00:04:49 -
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Kooshti wrote:Revis Owen wrote:Kooshti wrote:where can i see this product demo?
Miner tears are mostly found in local. Sit in Piekura and read local. You weren't kidding. You ARE new to Eve. Welcome aboard! thank you i shall autopilot over tonight :)
Quite possibly the best reply in a grrr code thread written... ever... |
Kaely Tanniss
Black Hydra Consortium.
452
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Posted - 2015.08.06 00:47:26 -
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...says the one posting with an NPC corp char. Gotta love it.
If I had a nickel for every time someone said women don't play eve, I'd have a bag of nickels to whack the next person who said it..
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412nv Yaken
The Conference Elite CODE.
311
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Posted - 2015.08.20 11:52:09 -
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Oh I miss piekura
I remember the days of chaining mackinaw...pod....hulk..pod......mackinaw....pod all day everyday.
Ohh memories
A True Champion of High Security Space
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Gaylord Fappington
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
70
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Posted - 2015.08.24 13:01:26 -
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Oh Piekura, how my heart yearns for thee. With summer drawing to a close I would expect to be back sooner than you might think. I have a little business to attend to over the next couple of weeks but once that is done, I would love to see how things are in the old home place. |
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