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urrit
Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.13 08:54:00 -
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07:09 Eve Time
This just in:
A small gang of T2 frigates flying under the Privateers banner were flying a patrol mission from Rens to Jita. Along the way urrit in his Wolf was catching up with the gang in Onga when he noticed a flashing red war target in local. Immediately he stopped his ship and waited at the gate for something to uncloak...
Momentarily an Imperium Alliance Obelisk uncloaked which was effectively warp scrambled in a matter of seconds. Unable to warp and 20km off the gate, the Obelisk was helpless to do anything.
Shortly the rest of the gang jumped through the Gyng gate and the attack proceeded for what seemed like an eternity. The lumbering giant was then scanned and a ransom of 1 billion ISK soon followed.
The pilot quickly responded by saying that he would pay 800 million... er... wait... His CEO would transfer the money. Actually, hang on, the CEO is asleep... but everyone knows not to disturb their CEO with silly information like, "I was flying our new POS in a freighter with no escort and I need 1 billion to pay the ransom."
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*16 minutes* later Imperium backup started to arrive, well, sort of. A T1 fitted Crow with overdrives that came in was quickly popped by Doctor Zemmen and Clamn8er. Another IMP jumped in with an Ibis which, again, was popped. No ransom and 5 years later, the freighter went pop as well, as did the incompetent and now bitter pilot.
Near the end of the explosion one of the new Myrmidon battlecruisers arrived which managed to do some damage. Privateers confirms that at least two T2 frigates were lost in the encounter, but the loss of a T2 frigate or two is nothing compared to the billions in damage delt to Imperium Alliance. Privateers stands by its members' actions and is pleased to have such fine pilots serving in its ranks.
Imperium Alliance had no comment. One thing is for sure, however: Imperium's new POS has been set back by a very long time...
There have been rumors of an Imperium Executive BBQ with the frieghter pilot as the main course. Details are forthcoming.
Once new of the kill reached corp members' ears, Zakharesh was reported to have said, "Privateers do POS warfare, we just make sure they're in the Freighter's hold."
Will there be some kind of retaliation? Only time will tell, but for the time being pod pilots throughout the galaxy can now say confidently, "It's about time these filthy carebears got a reality check."
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Clamn8er
Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.13 09:01:00 -
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My name is Clamn8er, and I approve of this message. http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/1971/bydiko3.jpgClick to see the BYDI Motel
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McSvedigpels
Purify
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Posted - 2006.12.13 09:05:00 -
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Really nice post! I dont know anything about your war there mate but a great storry!
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Rihannah
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2006.12.13 10:08:00 -
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When you saw the freighter decloak i believe the words you are looking for are "Jackpot Baby!!!"
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mr passie
Minmatar Purgatorial Janitors Inc.
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Posted - 2006.12.13 10:10:00 -
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lol what a recruitment thread hehehehehehehehe (You guys are still recruiting right?)
oh wait I have friends in imperium
I'm a reversed paranoid schizophrenic. I have voices in my head I just think I don't hear them! |
Doooin
Tele-Turbies
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Posted - 2006.12.13 11:42:00 -
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Nice story dude, thoroughly enjoyed it.
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Zehn Takakura
Caldari A New Inspiration
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Posted - 2006.12.13 11:45:00 -
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funny thread, i love stories like this; it's like a ray of sunshine in the otherwise disgusting world that is the carebears Meh |
Noluck Ned
FATAL REVELATIONS Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.12.13 11:50:00 -
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HAR HAR HAR.
p.s HAR!!
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Belladonna Nightshade
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Posted - 2006.12.13 11:57:00 -
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Fear the Vengance of the Forums!
hang on: this thread is in the wrong place, it has a right to be in corp/alliance discussions rather than in C&P.
The Imperium Alliance members are....vocal in their forum warrioring, now this is all the proof we ever needed to confirm that they are nothing but a bunch of loud Nubbins.
Good job Privateers!
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NeoOhm
Caldari FATAL REVELATIONS Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.12.13 12:13:00 -
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LOL!
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Sokratesz
Guardians of Hell's Gate Tactical Narcotics Team
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Posted - 2006.12.13 12:18:00 -
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Thats what you get for shipping a freighter while at war AND without escort.
Basilisk Fitting Link |
Ironnight
Caldari Bloody Needles
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Posted - 2006.12.13 12:45:00 -
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X-mas came early this year, eh
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Engad Tanon
Enterprise Estonia
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Posted - 2006.12.13 13:55:00 -
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ahhha
Very well done!
IMP how u feel?
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DaMiGe
Amarr Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2006.12.13 13:57:00 -
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lol
---> My vids <--- latest movie = Lock 'N Load 5 |
Siobhan Ni
Gallente Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2006.12.13 14:09:00 -
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Nice one
I wonder if he was on his way to replace the offline IMP POS that we found?
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Noluck Ned
FATAL REVELATIONS Lotka Volterra
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Posted - 2006.12.13 14:32:00 -
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Originally by: Siobhan Ni Nice one
I wonder if he was on his way to replace the offline IMP POS that we found?
Better and better.
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Patric Murphy
Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.13 15:24:00 -
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Originally by: mr passie lol what a recruitment thread hehehehehehehehe (You guys are still recruiting right?)
oh wait I have friends in imperium
Thats OK, we have plenty of other targets you can shoot at. No one said you have to hunt IMP.
No, i cant spell, Yes, i have an education. Please try to keep your responses related to what I said, not the typo's. |
Xtro 2
Caldari Pre-nerfed Tactics
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Posted - 2006.12.13 15:37:00 -
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on paper people are meant to take support etc, nice to hear some people still cant be bothered to wait for an escort/backup, or are too impatient.
good kill.
. Xtro 2 - Tactically Insane Tradesman. Insanity, or madness, is a semi-permanent, severe mental disorder typically stemming from a form of mental illness. |
SpacePatroller
Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.13 16:04:00 -
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LOL - nice one guys...
I'll throw a link into the Allaince stection
lol again....
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Bob Clive
Amarr Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.13 16:26:00 -
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Originally by: urrit
There have been rumors of an Imperium Executive BBQ with the frieghter pilot as the main course. Details are forthcoming.
Once new of the kill reached corp members' ears, Zakharesh was reported to have said, "Privateers do POS warfare, we just make sure they're in the Freighter's hold."
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Yarek Balear
The Initiative
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Posted - 2006.12.13 16:28:00 -
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I also thought this should be in Alliances chat, but then I realised that flying an Obelisk un-escorted through empire while at war was criminal
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TalanR
Vengeance of the Fallen Imperium Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.13 17:34:00 -
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TBO you guy's did a nice job on that one. Don't expect us to make that mistake again.
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urrit
Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.13 17:39:00 -
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This just in! We are now receiving reports from businessmen that were in the trade center of Rens during the time of the incident... There were several IMP members docked in the system and several more reported elsewhere in the region.
What remains to be known is: If escort forces were so close, why did it take at least 15 minutes for them to arrive? Was this an attempt at corp theft? Was the pilot on suicide watch? Imperium has yet to comment.
(OOC: Yeah, this could've gone in the alliance forum, but I don't want to talk about politics. I want to talk about blowing the crap out of people Besides, the people we want to attract probably come to the crime threads rather than the alliance threads ) ___________
"Privateers! Yarrr!"
Join the fight against evil alliances! Check corp info and apply in game and you will be accepted shortly.
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Nerdalus
Minmatar Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2006.12.13 17:44:00 -
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Originally by: TalanR TBO you guy's did a nice job on that one. Don't expect us to make that mistake again.
No we expect you take make even stupider ones
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D'onryu Shoqui
Vengeance of the Fallen Imperium Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.13 17:46:00 -
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grats guys people who do silly things like that deserve to die. ------------------------- I am a nobody of IMP my views are my own. |
Sorted
Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2006.12.13 18:05:00 -
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Originally by: D'onryu Shoqui grats guys people who do silly things like that deserve to die.
I'm glad you think that, if you get the boot for the post I know another corp that would welcome you
Love hearing that were still popping freighters, would love to get in on a ransom for that kinda ISK too. (providing we dont have to pop it when the silly bugga calls for backup)
yarrrr.lol.
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Audemed
Evisceration. Storm Armada
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Posted - 2006.12.13 18:11:00 -
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I must say, every one of these posts I read makes me want to join privateers *that* much more. Too bad I like the corp I'm in so much :(
Love the posting format btw, too cool.
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The Hanz
Caldari Waverly Industries
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Posted - 2006.12.13 18:24:00 -
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The Hanz approves.
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DarknessInc
Minmatar Metalworks THE INTERSTELLAR FOUNDRY
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Posted - 2006.12.13 18:54:00 -
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I wanna joinnn...when Im done Carebearin'
haha <3 privateers. Ive gotten sooo much T2 loot from ya guys stealing Gate Gank loot from ya guys. XD grabbed one can before ya Mega bumped me away!
hah but I <3 you guys and when I ever DO join, Im going to be using my shiney Cov Ops Freighter Sales
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Snarls McGee
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Posted - 2006.12.13 19:09:00 -
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Originally by: urrit
Will there be some kind of retaliation? Only time will tell, but for the time being pod pilots throughout the galaxy can now say confidently, "It's about time these filthy carebears got a reality check."
FWIW, you should at least give the pilot props for not pulling a "logoffski" which would have been TRULY a carebear move..
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