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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
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Posted - 2015.09.04 19:16:23 -
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I was a little bored today, so I took a stroll to my nearest Navy station and sized up the agents available there. Without actually checking my required standings, I double-clicked on this guy and got this snippy response:
Quote:What planet were you born on? Check your standings next time or I'll drill a hole in you.
I'm like, "Ok wanktard, I'll check my standings, and then I'll increase them if necessary and you'll HAVE to give me a mission!"
Thoughts please...and TBC...
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CONCORD arrested two n00bs yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.[/b]
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Xercodo
Xovoni Directorate
4254
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Posted - 2015.09.04 19:17:43 -
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Considering how much power capsuleers have that sure does sound pretty high and might of him.
The Drake is a Lie
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
8394
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Posted - 2015.09.04 19:25:22 -
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That was pretty much my thought, you know, given that we are supposed to be these near-immortal demi-godlets...
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CONCORD arrested two n00bs yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.[/b]
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Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
25921
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Posted - 2015.09.04 19:37:59 -
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http://nightwalkers.be/files/thekiller8/ep3.swf comes to mindGǪ
GÇ£If you're not willing to fight for what you have in GëívGëí you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.GÇ¥
Get a good start: Newbie skillplan 2.2.
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
8395
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Posted - 2015.09.04 19:41:31 -
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Ha, yes indeed Tippia :)
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CONCORD arrested two n00bs yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.[/b]
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Markus Reese
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
535
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Posted - 2015.09.04 19:42:11 -
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I miss rude NPCs.
Bring back eve mocking you on podkill!!!
To quote Lfod Shi
The ratting itself is PvE. Getting away with it is PvP.
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
8395
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Posted - 2015.09.04 19:43:13 -
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Coincidentally, I actually just got the standings required to use this particular agent.
Being a man of action that I am, I initiate a convo with him, only to be greeted with...
Quote:You've got a lot of nerve, showing your face around here.
Does he read the forums, I wonder?
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CONCORD arrested two n00bs yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.[/b]
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David Therman
University of Caille Gallente Federation
92
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Posted - 2015.09.04 19:53:29 -
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I think that's specific to locator agents, so when you try and talk to them they just tell you to **** off in a lot less uncertain terms then usual ("Begone, Scum."), after that you get the bland standings response when you try and grab a mission off them.
In the meantime, I await the day I get turned down by an Amarrian agent because I'm a witless heathen in need of purging... my efforts at trying to get jobs off them aren't going too well either.
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Velarra
440
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Posted - 2015.09.04 20:39:03 -
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Xercodo wrote:Considering how much power capsuleers have that sure does sound pretty high and might of him.
And yet mere mortals and their primarily mortal corporations are responsible for the cloning facilities most capsuleers are granted partial immortality. While it's probably less than wise for the agents to be so uncouth, they do have something of a potential knife to the throats of most capsuleers. |
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
8395
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Posted - 2015.09.04 20:49:50 -
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That is very true - however, the impression I get from Agents is that their respective navies are pretty much hopeless at almost any given task, with the possible exception of hauling (...actually, scrap that!), and they need us to rescue them out of scrapes and whatnot at a moment's notice.
Sad really, when you think about it :(
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CONCORD arrested two n00bs yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.[/b]
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Rain6637
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
32265
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Posted - 2015.09.04 21:05:24 -
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Quote:What planet were you born on? Check your standings next time or I'll drill a hole in you. OooOoOo yes please
Help, I can't download EVE
President of the Commissar Kate Fanclub
PLEX: A Giffen good? (It's 1B?)
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Eternus8lux8lucis
Primus Inc. LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
493
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Posted - 2015.09.04 21:11:46 -
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I love the rude agents, think its absolutely hilarious and a nice change of pace.
Strength isnt measured in numbers but in force of will. For if one motived willful individual stands many will fall around him that are weak.
http://tinyurl.com/YarrFace
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Webvan
All Kill No Skill
13755
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Posted - 2015.09.04 21:41:02 -
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What game have you been playing all these years, Nugget?!? Now HTFU, get back out there and l2p! /GDRude hah
I'm in it for the money
Ctrl+Alt+Shift+F12
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Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
1594
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Posted - 2015.09.04 22:04:36 -
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wait, agents say stuff?
@ChainsawPlankto
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Unezka Turigahl
Det Som Engang Var
895
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Posted - 2015.09.04 22:32:01 -
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You should sit outside the station in a Tornado and wait for him to undock, so you can gank him and teach him a lesson. Patience is key. |
Tau Cabalander
Retirement Retreat Working Stiffs
5332
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Posted - 2015.09.04 23:28:20 -
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Tippia wrote:http://nightwalkers.be/files/thekiller8/ep3.swf comes to mindGǪ New bookmark. Thanks |
Malcanis
Vanishing Point. The Initiative.
16990
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Posted - 2015.09.05 00:10:14 -
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Bumblefck wrote:I was a little bored today, so I took a stroll to my nearest Navy station and sized up the agents available there. Without actually checking my required standings, I double-clicked on this guy and got this snippy response: Quote:What planet were you born on? Check your standings next time or I'll drill a hole in you. I'm like, "Ok wanktard, I'll check my standings, and then I'll increase them if necessary and you'll HAVE to give me a mission!" Thoughts please...and TBC...
man wait until you try the pirate agents
"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his ISK/hr depends upon his not understanding it!"
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Buoytender Bob
Ronin Exploration Mission and Mining
77
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Posted - 2015.09.05 03:48:11 -
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Might explain why my agent parks his ship in the Handicap spot.
To buck the popular trend, I began to Rage Start instead of Rage Quit.
...and every time I get another piece of Carbon, I know exactly what CCP is getting this Christmas.
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