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Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
1500
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Posted - 2015.11.05 13:28:32 -
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Bumblefck wrote:There was a link to an off-site blog,........
Ask and ye shall receive.
P.S.
You owe me.
Everything in EVE is a trap.
And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)
You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.
Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
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Rancid Meat Hook
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2015.11.05 15:01:02 -
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HoleySheet1 > im a chehf..good with knives and fire Bronski Bomb > wow, are you going to make me a nice dinner?
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Saskia Laru
the 57th Overlanders Brigade Cede Nullis
62
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Posted - 2015.11.05 15:09:47 -
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Well that gives this thread a whole different spin.
Thanks for that entertaining read Mike!
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HoleySheet1
Renegade Armada.
637
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Posted - 2015.11.05 16:24:13 -
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So....are any of you pussy willows gonna collect my bounty? I was online last night....nothing. Even the mercs who decced me all logged off when I undocked...true story. Vendetta mercs are leotard wearing pansies.
Ah yes, the old fan fiction from 2012, gotta love it. No press is bad press, as they say, even though it is photoshopped bs. . I'm still here and waiting for y'all to collect. Good luck!
Player driven Emperor of Amarr, no npc crap. Kneel before me.
https://zkillboard.com/system/30002187/topalltime
A magical Life Lesson :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xATi_9seuk
WAAAAAAZZZOOOOOO
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
9061
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Posted - 2015.11.05 17:38:45 -
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That's the one, perfect Mike, thanks!
P.S.
What would you like? Violation of one of Holey's corpses, perhaps?
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CONCORD arrested two n00bs yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.[/b]
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
9062
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Posted - 2015.11.05 17:47:25 -
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HoleySheet1 wrote:So....are any of you pussy willows gonna collect my bounty? I was online last night....nothing. Even the mercs who decced me all logged off when I undocked...true story. Vendetta mercs are leotard wearing pansies. Ah yes, the old fan fiction from 2012, gotta love it. No press is bad press, as they say, even though it is photoshopped bs. . I'm still here and waiting for y'all to collect. Good luck!
I think I will respond to every single one of your chestbeating attempts in my thread with a link to the awesomesauce.
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CONCORD arrested two n00bs yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.[/b]
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Xorphix
Deadly Fingertips The Marmite Collective
134
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Posted - 2015.11.05 17:50:05 -
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LOL. Oh god. I LOVE that.
Ahaha. |
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
9062
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Posted - 2015.11.05 18:02:30 -
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Xorphix wrote:LOL. Oh god. I LOVE that. Ahaha.
This is one of my personal faves.
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CONCORD arrested two n00bs yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.[/b]
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lmmortalist
lmmortality Associates
107
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Posted - 2015.11.05 19:12:51 -
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Dude this is gold! I remembered reading this but since it's been some time had no idea where the original text was. Thank you for preserving the legacy! |
HoleySheet1
Renegade Armada.
637
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Posted - 2015.11.05 19:36:06 -
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I know I've killed and podded most of you forum warriors in-game. I understand the animosity, it feeds me you see. Silly alts and such.
I wonder how many pages of worthless text will pass by before someone claims a bounty on my corpse? 20? 100? I'll be laughing at y'all the whole time. Please try and kill me .
Champion of New Eden Emperor of Amarr King of Jita Scourge of the Spacelanes -Holeysheet1
Player driven Emperor of Amarr, no npc crap. Kneel before me.
https://zkillboard.com/system/30002187/topalltime
A magical Life Lesson :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xATi_9seuk
WAAAAAAZZZOOOOOO
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
9065
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Posted - 2015.11.05 20:04:07 -
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HoleySheet1 wrote:I know I've killed and podded most of you forum warriors in-game. I understand the animosity, it feeds me you see. Silly alts and such. I wonder how many pages of worthless text will pass by before someone claims a bounty on my corpse? 20? 100? I'll be laughing at y'all the whole time. Please try and kill me . Champion of New Eden Emperor of Amarr King of Jita Scourge of the Spacelanes -Holeysheet1
It is us who are laughing at you, now until the end of time.
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CONCORD arrested two n00bs yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.[/b]
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HoleySheet1
Renegade Armada.
637
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Posted - 2015.11.05 20:20:13 -
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So you are one of my victims. I understand your anger. Your thread only makes me stronger. . Who is your main? Your anger is deep rooted.
Carry on.
Player driven Emperor of Amarr, no npc crap. Kneel before me.
https://zkillboard.com/system/30002187/topalltime
A magical Life Lesson :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xATi_9seuk
WAAAAAAZZZOOOOOO
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
9065
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Posted - 2015.11.05 20:33:11 -
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HoleySheet1 wrote:So you are one of my victims. I understand your anger. Your thread only makes me stronger. . Who is your main? Your anger is deep rooted. Carry on.
I'm afraid your delusional behaviour has infected your thinking processes again (or should that be 'thinking behaviour has infected your delusional processes'?). I have never encountered you in space, in any form, and your gross narcissism blinds you to the fact that it might indeed have been your words and generally obnoxious behaviour that has led to this - rather than your actions.
Based on just the quoted source, you don't really appear to be material worthy of the title 'king', 'emperor', 'Grand High Poobah' or 'Space Scrub' (wait, maybe that last one's ok for you). Just a three-legged Space Fedo tumbling through space in soiled underwear, blabbering "I AM THE KING I AM THE KING" at laughing passers-by as they whizz past in their Infinitely Cool Spaceships of Dignity.
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CONCORD arrested two n00bs yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.[/b]
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HoleySheet1
Renegade Armada.
637
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Posted - 2015.11.05 21:05:39 -
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HoleySheet1 wrote:So you are one of my victims. I understand your anger. Your thread only makes me stronger. . Who is your main? Your anger is deep rooted. Carry on.
Tldr previous post. If I said sorry would that be okay? Lol
Player driven Emperor of Amarr, no npc crap. Kneel before me.
https://zkillboard.com/system/30002187/topalltime
A magical Life Lesson :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xATi_9seuk
WAAAAAAZZZOOOOOO
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
9066
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Posted - 2015.11.05 21:18:21 -
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HoleySheet1 wrote:HoleySheet1 wrote:So you are one of my victims. I understand your anger. Your thread only makes me stronger. . Who is your main? Your anger is deep rooted. Carry on. Tldr previous post. If I said sorry would that be okay? Lol
First sign of delusion and madness - talking to oneself
I pity the fool that has to suffer you ingame on a daily basis
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CONCORD arrested two n00bs yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.[/b]
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HoleySheet1
Renegade Armada.
637
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Posted - 2015.11.05 21:37:09 -
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Good mr T impression. You know, I really enjoy it when people frustrate themselves attempting to troll me. Continue if you would.
Player driven Emperor of Amarr, no npc crap. Kneel before me.
https://zkillboard.com/system/30002187/topalltime
A magical Life Lesson :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xATi_9seuk
WAAAAAAZZZOOOOOO
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
9066
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Posted - 2015.11.05 21:42:59 -
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Where's the frustration? This is hilarious!
See Part II for more of Aa...HoleySheet's (nice profanity-evasion there btw) adventures! One epic saga of a sad and deluded little man, wandering about the streets in his soiled Space-Underwear, shouting at coffee cups and arguing with pigeons that he is the King Of Amarr!
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CONCORD arrested two n00bs yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.[/b]
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
9066
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Posted - 2015.11.05 21:59:03 -
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I've just spent a good ten minutes or so re-reading the whole saga again. Never a dull moment, but I do genuinely feel for Holey.
Poor Holey, seek help my child.
I hope someone can get lucky and bring me a podded corpse!
Got a HoleySheet1 corpse? I'll buy it for 200m!
Bumble's Space Log
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Saskia Laru
the 57th Overlanders Brigade Cede Nullis
62
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Posted - 2015.11.05 22:05:10 -
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HoleySheet1 wrote:I know I've killed and podded most of you forum warriors in-game. I understand the animosity, it feeds me you see. Silly alts and such. I wonder how many pages of worthless text will pass by before someone claims a bounty on my corpse? 20? 100? I'll be laughing at y'all the whole time. Please try and kill me . Champion of New Eden Emperor of Amarr King of Jita Scourge of the Spacelanes -Holeysheet1
The hubris is strong in this one. |
HoleySheet1
Renegade Armada.
637
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Posted - 2015.11.05 22:46:43 -
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Saskia Laru wrote:HoleySheet1 wrote:I know I've killed and podded most of you forum warriors in-game. I understand the animosity, it feeds me you see. Silly alts and such. I wonder how many pages of worthless text will pass by before someone claims a bounty on my corpse? 20? 100? I'll be laughing at y'all the whole time. Please try and kill me . Champion of New Eden Emperor of Amarr King of Jita Scourge of the Spacelanes -Holeysheet1 The hubris is strong in this one.
Rightfully so.
Player driven Emperor of Amarr, no npc crap. Kneel before me.
https://zkillboard.com/system/30002187/topalltime
A magical Life Lesson :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xATi_9seuk
WAAAAAAZZZOOOOOO
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Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
1505
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Posted - 2015.11.05 23:12:44 -
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He basically never undocks anymore.
I see him, sometimes, passing thru Amarr, as PIRAT fill the ecological niche he once occupied.
He just sits in the station, gazing longingly at the Amarr Undock, as Mad Drunken Russians lure unsuspecting carebears to their doom, as he once did.
I always hope to see an Epic Battle Of Station Douchebaggery between himself and the newcomers, but it never happens.
Sad, really.
The end of an era.
*sniffs*
Oh well.
Time for more Russian pr0ns.
Everything in EVE is a trap.
And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)
You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.
Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
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HoleySheet1
Renegade Armada.
637
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Posted - 2015.11.06 00:17:59 -
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Um....I'm quite active. I stared down vendetta mercenary group in jita yesterday....they all logged. I've been assisting wars as its free and there's not a lot of targets in the NA timezone...most must be miners/traders I think. I prefer things that shoot back and flying solo when I can.
I grew tired of the termite colony as toenail burrito became more egotistical, basically on the backs of a few good players who built it up around him, while he watched in wonder. Now all they do is blob or die horribly....that's the new marmite.....humorous yet sad. I see they still love the sebo's, as I instilled in them. Even their love of hub and chokepoint camping remains highly evident on their killboard.
My bounty on termites is a result of my large bank account and something to keep them jumping at their own shadow. I have multiple logi and all t2 links available if you ever want to spank them. I'm at 4560 pods and counting with 12.6k kills in all(on this toon), yay for me. Hence the hubris.
I bought a GeForce titan for my rig and have been trying other games.....sorry for the ruse of quitting.....right. But you guys do lap up the fake intel like kittens.
tldr myself so excuse spelling or punctuation errors. ..i.
Player driven Emperor of Amarr, no npc crap. Kneel before me.
https://zkillboard.com/system/30002187/topalltime
A magical Life Lesson :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xATi_9seuk
WAAAAAAZZZOOOOOO
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Saskia Laru
the 57th Overlanders Brigade Cede Nullis
63
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Posted - 2015.11.06 02:03:06 -
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HoleySheet1 wrote: I bought a GeForce titan for my rig and have been trying other games...
On that note, how has that been working out for you? Worth the cash? |
HoleySheet1
Renegade Armada.
637
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Posted - 2015.11.06 02:24:50 -
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Quite pricey but worth the money I'd say.
Mad max and witcher 3 look great
Player driven Emperor of Amarr, no npc crap. Kneel before me.
https://zkillboard.com/system/30002187/topalltime
A magical Life Lesson :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xATi_9seuk
WAAAAAAZZZOOOOOO
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Xorphix
Deadly Fingertips The Marmite Collective
134
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Posted - 2015.11.06 06:09:17 -
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I love this, holeysheet's tears are so delicious |
Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
2888
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Posted - 2015.11.06 07:58:17 -
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HoleySheet1 wrote:Um....I'm quite active. HAHAHAHAHAAaa....... LOL ! Mmm.... unless you count shittalking in local active, then you might still be right.
Just dont undock, you might not like what you see
DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !
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HoleySheet1
Renegade Armada.
637
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Posted - 2015.11.06 10:24:43 -
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Well I went to uedama last night and you were all docked. I presumed it because of me coming. My presumptions are almost always accurate. Gotta say, you guys are pretty jumpy, like raccoons caught in the trash bin. Have you had any dumb losses today? I haven't checked yet.....
Player driven Emperor of Amarr, no npc crap. Kneel before me.
https://zkillboard.com/system/30002187/topalltime
A magical Life Lesson :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_xATi_9seuk
WAAAAAAZZZOOOOOO
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Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
2889
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Posted - 2015.11.06 13:02:47 -
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How would you know, you never undock, because real pvp players scare the **** out of you. Main reason you only have 2 kills the last 2 weeks. Even my alts have more kills then you.
Without holey Marmites you're just docked up sheet.
DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !
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Valkin Mordirc
1592
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Posted - 2015.11.06 14:37:11 -
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You lost a Cane to a Drake way back when
But this Drake, dear holy. Had no point.
#DeleteTheWeak
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
9078
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Posted - 2015.11.06 19:08:02 -
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Holey,
Do you deny that the conversations posted on Kill Gaming took place? The reason that I ask is that their authenticity is compelling, the style in them very closely matches your own and...your own refutations have been strangely subdued.
Got a HoleySheet1 corpse? I'll buy it for 200m!
Bumble's Space Log
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