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Siegfried Cohenberg
Schlomos Incorporated Shut It Down
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Posted - 2015.11.10 11:05:07 -
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The Annual Bumpers Union Elections are coming up and we need to find out which freighter bumper is going to lead us during the 2015-2016 year. Last Year I was Unanimously elected as Chairman of the Bumpers Union. This year shall be the first year in which the election will be opened up to the public.
In this thread everyone is allowed to nominate two people they think are deserving of being chairman of the Bumper's Union The two nominations can not be used to nominate the same candidate twice. Alongside the two nominations, Pilots are allowed to include which new policies they will enact or change if elected.
After seven days of nominations I will gather the top five most nominated players and put them onto strawpoll ( Until Nov 17 , 2 AM PST) Once the strawpoll has been made I will share the link in this thread. Anyone can vote on it and after another 3 days the New Bumper's Union Chairman will be decided (Results will be tallied on Nov 20, 2 AM PST
Responsibilities as Chairman Include:
- Blessing Newly Built Bumping Machariels
- Solving Ransoms disputes between Freighter pilots and fellow Bumpers
- Upholding the X-feanor kill quota
- Managing the No Bump List® for approved freighter pilots
- Training new Freighter Bumpers
- Keeping Globby In Line
In closing I hope that New Eden Picks only the best Bumper to Represent the Bumping Community. I feel that the Cohenberg Name has done well in the last year and it has been an honor bumping and dumping as Chairman.
I will be nominating myself because I'm King. |
BAE B BLUE
The Conference Elite CODE.
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Posted - 2015.11.10 11:19:53 -
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I fully endorse this election and would like to nominate the following bumpers as new chairman for the office period of 2016:
Siegfried Cohenberg aka "King of Bumps and King of Dunks"
A strong candidate, who has shown time and time again that he is king and takes good care of the Bumpers Union.
MalkePigen
For her tireless efforts of bumping my freighter with his Incursus. Also for bringing just the right amount of crazy to the table!
May the best candidate win! |
Chengan Chakaid
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2015.11.10 11:20:10 -
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I nominate Edwin Niwde.
The way he bumped me was astonishing. I changed my ways because of his bumbs. Watching him bumping me was inspiring, it was like his ship was carried by the solarwinds, performing a soign+¬ ballet with my freighter. I lack the words to describe the beauty of his bumbs. Bumps are amazing.
He truly enlightened me, I became code compliant and never ever had a problem with him, or his many, many friends again.
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Kamaz Tipper
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2015.11.10 11:22:50 -
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I'm very concerned about ever degradating level of bumper qualifications. Most of the times, when i land my 22 dps, the target already in warp. I'm so done with these wannaBEES that fail to bump at the most crucial moment. How are you going to deal with this problem. |
TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet
Yellow Duck Consortium
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Posted - 2015.11.10 11:23:59 -
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Franky Jaeger
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.11.10 11:32:04 -
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1. Edwin Niwde 2. Siegfried Cohenberg
Siegfried is good, but Edwin is better. Edwin got a 13b ransom which Siegfried still wasn't able to achieve. As a matter of fact, he wasn't anywhere near 10b ransom. |
Viserion Pavarius
RESET. SpaceMonkey's Alliance
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Posted - 2015.11.10 11:32:15 -
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I would like to nominate the following bumpers for the new chairman for the office period of 2016:
- Kachiko Sama
I would like to point out that he has a campaign song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc1IphRx1pk |
admiral root
Red Galaxy
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Posted - 2015.11.10 12:02:42 -
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I nominate Siegfried Cohenberg.
No, your rights end in optimal+2*falloff
CODE. forum - everyone's welcome (no shiptoasters)
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Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
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Posted - 2015.11.10 13:02:29 -
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In the interests of diversity and all that, I nominate the following:
A) Spruillo.
B) Chribba.
Everything in EVE is a trap.
And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)
You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.
Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
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Ralph King-Griffin
Devils Rejects 666 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
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Posted - 2015.11.10 13:09:43 -
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I nominate veers belvar for the hilariously ironic nature of the post.
Better the Devil you know.
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Leto Thule
Everywhere and Terrible
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Posted - 2015.11.10 13:35:13 -
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I nominate sprullio and Lucas Kell
Thunderdome ringmaster, Community Leader and Lord Inquisitor to the Court of Crime and Punishment
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Lament von Gankenheim
The Conference Elite CODE.
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Posted - 2015.11.10 14:09:52 -
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Since he has so much free time on his hands now, i nominate:
1. loyalanon
and, since there would not be minerbumping without him, i nominate:
2. James 315
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Martyr Oira
The Conference Elite CODE.
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Posted - 2015.11.10 14:12:09 -
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I nominate the CODE. candidate Uprightness.
His bumps are like the touch of James 315, purifying and righteous. |
lock fire squish
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.11.10 14:14:20 -
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Martyr Oira wrote:I nominate the CODE. candidate Uprightness.
His bumps are like the touch of James 315, purifying and righteous.
As a member of the Goonswarm Federation i support this candidate. |
Omar Alharazaad
Lords.Of.Midnight The Devil's Warrior Alliance
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Posted - 2015.11.10 14:20:32 -
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I second the nomination of Veers, as his relentless bumping in the past has brought many a right minded individual to the brink of tears. He's the man for the job.
For my second nomination, that would be Siegfried Cohenberg, as his track record indicates he has much understanding in the how it worksesness of this thingy that people care about.
Come hell or high water, this sick world will know I was here.
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Samsa Chan
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.11.10 14:24:10 -
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lock fire squish wrote:Martyr Oira wrote:I nominate the CODE. candidate Uprightness.
His bumps are like the touch of James 315, purifying and righteous. As a member of the Goonswarm Federation i support this candidate.
As a member of the Goonswarm Federation I say you are utter **** and can't tell if somebody is able to bump or ist just dicking around, not being able to give a proper warp in.
Therefor I openly question his accountability and demand that he is denied to vote.
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Uprightness
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.11.10 14:27:29 -
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Thanks for the kind words.
I nominate Siegfried Cohenberg.
If i'm voted into the office of chairman the following policies will take effect:
-The Bumpers Union will be renamed to "Siegfriends". -Only ethical bumping is allowed in high security space. -AG has to be reminded that they are failing nonstop daily, all the time |
StonerPhReaK
Best Kept Frozen. Bad Intention
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Posted - 2015.11.10 14:28:11 -
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Mike Adoulin wrote:In the interests of diversity and all that, I nominate the following: A) Spruillo. B) Chribba.
Chribba once bumped me in the veldnaught. I went reeling 300k in some direction i couldnt even navigate until four hours later.
Chribba gets my vote. Also would love to see him name it the Bumpnaught lol.
Signature Removal in Progress, Estimated time of completion? Neva
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afkalt
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2015.11.10 14:29:07 -
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Might wanna page CCP CiD to find out exactly what CCPs now mysterious stance on this whole thing is. |
Suklaa Hirvi
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.11.10 14:31:19 -
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Samsa Chan wrote:lock fire squish wrote:Martyr Oira wrote:I nominate the CODE. candidate Uprightness.
His bumps are like the touch of James 315, purifying and righteous. As a member of the Goonswarm Federation i support this candidate. As a member of the Goonswarm Federation I say you are utter **** and can't tell if somebody is able to bump, or is just dicking around, not being able to give a proper warp in. Therefor I openly question his accountability and demand that he is denied to vote.
As a member of Bat Country I invoke my rights against effort. We will not fulfill your demands because... meh. |
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Samsa Chan
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.11.10 14:33:43 -
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Suklaa Hirvi wrote:Samsa Chan wrote:lock fire squish wrote:Martyr Oira wrote:I nominate the CODE. candidate Uprightness.
His bumps are like the touch of James 315, purifying and righteous. As a member of the Goonswarm Federation i support this candidate. As a member of the Goonswarm Federation I say you are utter **** and can't tell if somebody is able to bump, or is just dicking around, not being able to give a proper warp in. Therefor I openly question his accountability and demand that he is denied to vote. As a member of Bat Country I invoke my rights against effort. We will not fulfill your demands because... meh.
As a member of Bat Country I say you're a pleb. But I love you as a human being. Still pretty much a pleb though. |
Suklaa Hirvi
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2015.11.10 14:37:18 -
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Samsa Chan wrote: As a member of Bat Country I say you're a pleb. But I love you as a human being. Still pretty much a pleb though.
That's something a pleb would say. Pleb.
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Mortlake
Devils Rejects 666
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Posted - 2015.11.10 15:12:44 -
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Veers alao has my vote. He's serious, steadfast and has the cabbage of his contraptions, or something like that.
Lucas may also be a good choice and I'd like him to finally get a shot at making a freighter explode by simply talking at it for an extended period. |
Globby
ElitistOps Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2015.11.10 15:39:13 -
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I nominate Siegfried Cohenberg and Strelok Cohenberg.
I would be lying if I thought anyone outside of myself, or of the Cohenberg Family would be a valid candidate for Chairman of the Bumper's Union. The Cohenberg Family has fairly and honorably executed their powers over the last year, and I would be humbled to be named buttslave of The Cohenberg Family in return for my endorsement. |
Kalorned
Psychedelic Llamas
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Posted - 2015.11.10 17:22:31 -
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First and foremost I nominate myself: The Cohenbergs have performed admirably in their past year of bumping, however I feel that there is a severe lack of representation among the current nominees of miner bumpers; As far as I can tell, most of the nominees are focused only on freighter bumping.
I bring more than 3 years of dedicated miner bumping experience to the table and feel I could best advance the interests of bumpers everywhere. As chairman, I would immediately declare a new position of vice-chairman, ideally to be held by an up and coming bumper.
I also feel the current X-Feanor kill quota is too aggressive and that we are setting ourselves up to over-farm this individual. Despite what he says, my fear is his credit card will indeed max out at some point, and we must enact responsible bumping to preserve the X-Feanor species for future generations.
My second nominee pick is TheInternet TweepsOnline TheInternet. |
Saskia Laru
the 57th Overlanders Brigade Cede Nullis
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Posted - 2015.11.10 17:34:05 -
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I would like to nominate Siegfried as my first choice. His proven track record should be rewarded.
My second nomination would be for Holeysheet1. I feel if he won this position it may give him reason and purpose to undock and be more than "0" from gate or station. |
Spruillo
Spruillo Corp
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Posted - 2015.11.11 01:18:15 -
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B4 you nominate me, I'd like advice on the most sticky issue. (pun not intended.) How 2 resolve a dubblebumb, wherein, freighter is accordingly being manhandled in ways impossible 2 imagine by 2 machs, then the 1 doesnt honor the others ransom. But anyway would be terrible at job since id just promise that THIS SHOULD B DEALT WITH an take a nap
PLAYIN SPACE TRUCKS VROOM VROOM
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Tisiphone Dira
Garoun Investment Bank Gallente Federation
478
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Posted - 2015.11.11 02:20:39 -
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Bumps the thread, because that's how good I am. My qualifications could go on for pages. I am a proud bump-kin, my pronouns are bumps/bumps/bumpself, I go bump in the night.
All of you are guilty of bump-kin cultural appropriation, and it ends now. This is a coup. I am making bumpself president. It is with great reluctance that I have agreed to this calling. I love democracy... I love the bumping. The power you give me I will lay down when this crisis has abated. I promise. |
Saskia Laru
the 57th Overlanders Brigade Cede Nullis
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Posted - 2015.11.11 02:26:05 -
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Tisiphone Dira wrote:Bumps the thread, because that's how good I am. My qualifications could go on for pages. I am a proud bump-kin, my pronouns are bumps/bumps/bumpself, I go bump in the night.
All of you are guilty of bump-kin cultural appropriation, and it ends now. This is a coup. I am making bumpself president. It is with great reluctance that I have agreed to this calling. I love democracy... I love the bumping. The power you give me I will lay down when this crisis has abated. I promise.
Seems ligit.
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Sabriz Adoudel
Black Hydra Consortium.
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Posted - 2015.11.11 03:01:52 -
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I also wish to nominate Veers Belvar.
To the mind that fails at fathoming the magnitude of his plan, his bumps seem totally pointless, nonsensical even.
But unlike Uprightness, Cohenburg or the other excellent candidates mentioned, he never stops bumping threads with his insanity. No ransom, no rhyme, no reason, just pure bumps for tears.
I support the New Order and CODE. alliance. www.minerbumping.com
Sabriz's Rule: "Any time someone argues for a game change claiming it is a quality of life change, the change is actually a game balance change".
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