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VeeVee
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.12.21 02:43:17 -
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The PDA with a pAI*!
Do you have too many appointments?
Are you tired of having to hire a translator whenever you need to talk with your foreign business partners?
Are tablets too clunky to carry around?
It sounds like you need to get yourself a VeeVee Personal Digital Assistant-¬! Using Halbata Technologies' patented software and hardware, VeeVee will make your personal and professional life as smooth as a ride in a Victorieux!
VeeVee comes with these features, with more in future updates:
- Translator!
- A full catalog of laws and regulations of the four empires!
- Calendar/Planner!
- An encyclopedia of local customs and etiquette!
- Able to be attached to the wrist or belt!
- Silent mode!
- Interface compatibility with capsuleer implants!
- Intergalactic Positioning System!
- Endless repository of restaurants!
And VeeVee is customizable, so any unattractive features can be turned off or turned down as a user pleases. VeeVee is capable of adjusting to the needs and wants of a situation** without prompt. Perhaps most attractive is VeeVee's complete wipe feature, which can erase all retained memory on an as-needed basis.
Send a mail to VeeVee now, today, and start your free trial***! Enjoy 14 days of money-free, commitment-free assistance. Upon the end of your 14 days, the unit will shut down and it can be tossed into a convenient waste bin.
Waitlist may be created if needed.
*Pseudo-Artificial Intelligence. Halbata Technologies does not violate CONCORD regulations on AI research and development. **Within reasonable limits. ***Allow 24 hours for delivery. |
Charles Cambridge Schmidt
Dutch East Querious Company Phoebe Freeport Republic
104
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Posted - 2015.12.21 02:44:41 -
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I love pai. Or pie? Whatever.
EDIT - Put me on the list, thanks. |
Sammie MacWinters
Dutch East Querious Company Phoebe Freeport Republic
36
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Posted - 2015.12.21 02:45:51 -
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What's the catch? |
VeeVee
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
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Posted - 2015.12.21 02:48:15 -
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Sammie MacWinters wrote:What's the catch?
Halbata Technologies is currently working out bugs and features in this Early Release. All potential customers will be participating as beta testers.
(Sorry!) |
Sammie MacWinters
Dutch East Querious Company Phoebe Freeport Republic
36
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Posted - 2015.12.21 02:49:09 -
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VeeVee wrote:Sammie MacWinters wrote:What's the catch? Halbata Technologies is currently working out bugs and features in this Early Release. All potential customers will be participating as beta testers. (Sorry!)
Put me on the list. I want to take one apart. |
Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
911
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Posted - 2015.12.21 03:29:20 -
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Guys, you do realise that Egonics released a headbrace that is essentially a head-mounted computer you can control with your brain at about the same time as the Amarr Succession Trials, right? You could just program an app that covers all those functions for that device.
Or just program that app to be installed into the software that all of us capsuleers carry in our heads. Nobody's going to really notice when we are referring to it in our heads.
Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ EVERGREEN ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~Evergreen ~ Family
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Sammie MacWinters
Dutch East Querious Company Phoebe Freeport Republic
36
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Posted - 2015.12.21 03:37:55 -
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Elmund Egivand wrote:Guys, you do realise that Egonics released a headbrace that is essentially a head-mounted computer you can control with your brain at about the same time as the Amarr Succession Trials, right? You could just program an app that covers all those functions for that device.
Or just program that app to be installed into the software that all of us capsuleers carry in our heads. Nobody's going to really notice when we are referring to it in our heads.
Be quiet. |
Charles Cambridge Schmidt
Dutch East Querious Company Phoebe Freeport Republic
104
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Posted - 2015.12.21 03:46:23 -
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Elmund Egivand wrote:Guys, you do realise that Egonics released a headbrace that is essentially a head-mounted computer you can control with your brain at about the same time as the Amarr Succession Trials, right? You could just program an app that covers all those functions for that device.
Or just program that app to be installed into the software that all of us capsuleers carry in our heads. Nobody's going to really notice when we are referring to it in our heads.
The point is that the VV has a personality. Why talk to yourself when you can subject someone to be forced to listen to you talk yourself? That's the fun! |
Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
911
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Posted - 2015.12.21 04:01:12 -
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Charles Cambridge Schmidt wrote:Elmund Egivand wrote:Guys, you do realise that Egonics released a headbrace that is essentially a head-mounted computer you can control with your brain at about the same time as the Amarr Succession Trials, right? You could just program an app that covers all those functions for that device.
Or just program that app to be installed into the software that all of us capsuleers carry in our heads. Nobody's going to really notice when we are referring to it in our heads. The point is that the VV has a personality. Why talk to yourself when you can subject someone to be forced to listen to you talk yourself? That's the fun!
With the Egonics headbrace or just your standard Neocom, you can make others listen to you talk to yourself. By vocalising everything you are doing with your brain.
You can also do that 'wave and swipe at empty air' gesture to make yourself look extra crazy.
Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~ EVERGREEN ~ Evergreen ~ Evergreen ~Evergreen ~ Family
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Bel Boma
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
82
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Posted - 2015.12.21 04:20:01 -
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4/5.
I have not encountered any bugs so far. -1 star because the pAI makes fun of me when I eat fast food. Sometimes, a girl just needs a burger without judgment. |
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Sammie MacWinters
Dutch East Querious Company Phoebe Freeport Republic
36
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Posted - 2015.12.21 04:20:47 -
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Elmund Egivand wrote:Charles Cambridge Schmidt wrote:Elmund Egivand wrote:Guys, you do realise that Egonics released a headbrace that is essentially a head-mounted computer you can control with your brain at about the same time as the Amarr Succession Trials, right? You could just program an app that covers all those functions for that device.
Or just program that app to be installed into the software that all of us capsuleers carry in our heads. Nobody's going to really notice when we are referring to it in our heads. The point is that the VV has a personality. Why talk to yourself when you can subject someone to be forced to listen to you talk yourself? That's the fun! With the Egonics headbrace or just your standard Neocom, you can make others listen to you talk to yourself. By vocalising everything you are doing with your brain. You can also do that 'wave and swipe at empty air' gesture to make yourself look extra crazy.
It's also not the subject of this conversation.
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Utari Onzo
Pentag Blade Curatores Veritatis Alliance
833
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Posted - 2015.12.21 20:56:06 -
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Eh, go on, I'll bite. Put me on the list for one please.
"Face the enemy as a solid wall
For faith is your armor
And through it, the enemy will find no breach
Wrap your arms around the enemy
For faith is your fire
And with it, burn away his evil"
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Zekiel Iyhr
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
19
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Posted - 2015.12.21 20:59:49 -
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Yes, as will I. |
Catherine Green
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
1
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Posted - 2015.12.21 22:27:56 -
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Here's a slogan: "PDA? More like PD-YAY!"
Feel free to send me royalties at any time. |
Erica Dusette
Isogen 5
53941
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Posted - 2015.12.21 22:49:02 -
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Wonderful concept. Modern life as a capsuleer can often lead to over-commiting.
Thankfully though I already have one.
Mine even doubles as a combat wing-girl and diplomat. She also makes superb coffee, can braid and fix hair plus comes with an enviable waxing technique, complete with both a singing and smack-talk protocol. One of a kind.
Best of luck with your venture, Miss. Will keep your product in mind should I ever lose my handmaiden.
Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!
Part-Time Wormhole Pirate pâä Full-Time Supermodel
Gû+ wor-+-+ole d+¦ary + c-+arac-éer -¦+¦o-ò Gû+ -¦-âss
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Zekiel Iyhr
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
19
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Posted - 2015.12.21 22:52:17 -
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Erica Dusette wrote:Wonderful concept. Modern life as a capsuleer can often lead to over-commiting. Thankfully though I already have one. Mine even doubles as a combat wing-girl and diplomat. She also makes superb coffee, can braid and fix hair plus comes with an enviable waxing technique, complete with both a singing and smack-talk protocol. One of a kind. Best of luck with your venture, Miss. Will keep your product in mind should I ever lose my handmaiden.
How tasteless is it for a person to advertise - with a connecting link, no doubt - in a promising startup that could help people in various ways.
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Ibrahim Tash-Murkon
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
304
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Posted - 2015.12.21 23:00:46 -
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On one hand I already have these services covered in one way or another and when it comes to things that might interface with implants or directly with my brain I only trust established companies with records of high quality and safe devices like Inherent, Noble Exchange, and the Huogikku Corporation. On the other hand, if this is to become a new component of high fashion I might consider the device.
There is no force in the Universe more powerful and unforgiving than a fashion trend.
"I give you the destiny of Faith, and you will bring its message to every planet of every star in the heavens: Go forth, conquer in my Name, and reclaim that which I have given." - Book of Reclaiming 22:13
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Charles Cambridge Schmidt
Dutch East Querious Company Phoebe Freeport Republic
104
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Posted - 2015.12.21 23:02:04 -
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Ibrahim Tash-Murkon wrote:There is no force in the Universe more powerful and unforgiving than a fashion trend.
Truth, brother. |
Erica Dusette
Isogen 5
53942
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Posted - 2015.12.21 23:11:47 -
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Zekiel Iyhr wrote:Erica Dusette wrote:Wonderful concept. Modern life as a capsuleer can often lead to over-commiting. Thankfully though I already have one. Mine even doubles as a combat wing-girl and diplomat. She also makes superb coffee, can braid and fix hair plus comes with an enviable waxing technique, complete with both a singing and smack-talk protocol. One of a kind. Best of luck with your venture, Miss. Will keep your product in mind should I ever lose my handmaiden. How tasteless is it for a person to advertise - with a connecting link, no doubt - in a promising startup that could help people in various ways. It's called satire, Mr Iyhr.
My handmaiden is a person, not a product. I sell or advertise nothing.
I encourage this venture.
Jack Miton > you be nice or you're sleeping on the couch again!
Part-Time Wormhole Pirate pâä Full-Time Supermodel
Gû+ wor-+-+ole d+¦ary + c-+arac-éer -¦+¦o-ò Gû+ -¦-âss
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Jaret Victorian
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd.
312
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Posted - 2015.12.21 23:52:33 -
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A new gadget. And with free samples, which is nice. I'd like to get one.
Since I'm just sitting here in Amarr away from corporate HQ I might as well test an uncertified electronic device.
Sammie MacWinters wrote:What's the catch? Don't go near your corporate documentation with it and put it in a soundproof container when you are not using it. You know, just in case. Accidents can happen during beta-testing.
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd. Follow us on GalNet!
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Sammie MacWinters
Dutch East Querious Company Phoebe Freeport Republic
38
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Posted - 2015.12.22 01:32:02 -
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5/10 Didn't explode and remove my hand. It's ok. |
VeeVee
Halbata Technologies
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Posted - 2015.12.26 06:32:22 -
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As a result of a large influx of user feedback, the free trial period has been extended to 30 days, starting from this announcement. We've added new features in responses to feedback submitted by our users.
Hardware changes:
- An improved microphone
- An improved camera
- A lighter?
- An improved battery
- An improved charger
Software changes:
- A prompt to change, add, or wipe pre-existing Asimov's Laws upon first boot up
- A database of mixed drinks and guides to mix them
- Sunglasses for the pAI
- Bubblegum for the pAI
- The option to change the background
- The option to change the pAI's clothes
- Easier to change language
- Photoshop
Current users will receive a prompt asking if they want to upgrade to the pAI .20 update and if they wish to receive the .20 PDA model at no cost to themselves. |
Seraphim Risen
Scope Works Psychotic Tendencies.
46
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Posted - 2015.12.26 19:41:03 -
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How do I sign up? |
VeeVee
Halbata Technologies
9
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Posted - 2015.12.26 23:20:19 -
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Halbata Technologies would like to issue a reminder that the PDA is a Personal Digital Assistant. The device is not designed, and therefore not recommended, to be used for anything outside of that. Please refrain from trying to jury rig your PDAs into interfacing with a VR device, as this could cause permanent damage to your PDA.
All users who slagged their devices can request a free replacement, which will also be incompatible with VR technology. We ask that users who have slagged their devices file feedback detailing their attempts to jury rig, as any mistakes can help future development. |
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
581
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Posted - 2015.12.28 12:50:45 -
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Needs Slave Management features GÇö
- Detection of slave by facial recognition, bar code tattoos, or chip implants.
- Detailed (like, really detailed) storage of slave's blood type information in addition to the usual personal identifiers and demographics.
- Double as a glaive collar control pad, with buttons for "inject Vitoc", as well as levels (up to fatal) of chemical and electrical shock.
- Double as a TCMC control pad, including ability to control the slave's movement and speech should the required TCMCs be installed in the slave.
- Tracking of Vitoc strains and dosing schedule.
- Software integration with the Electric Lash, counting the times the slave has been whipped (with bar charts and such).
- Software integration with position tracking and popular COTS ergonometers, counting the slave's work (again with bar charts and such).
- And more. Surprise me.
The food and beverage software should be updated with blood-based recipes. All of the software featuring a clothed pAI should have the option to run in "Amarr Purity" mode, forbidding the clothing of the pAI in naughty outfits. |
Seraphim Risen
Scope Works Psychotic Tendencies.
46
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Posted - 2015.12.28 13:58:22 -
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Nauplius wrote:Needs Slave Management features GÇö
- Detection of slave by facial recognition, bar code tattoos, or chip implants.
- Detailed (like, really detailed) storage of slave's blood type information in addition to the usual personal identifiers and demographics.
- Double as a glaive collar control pad, with buttons for "inject Vitoc", as well as levels (up to fatal) of chemical and electrical shock.
- Double as a TCMC control pad, including ability to control the slave's movement and speech should the required TCMCs be installed in the slave.
- Tracking of Vitoc strains and dosing schedule.
- Software integration with the Electric Lash, counting the times the slave has been whipped (with bar charts and such).
- Software integration with position tracking and popular COTS ergonometers, counting the slave's work (again with bar charts and such).
- And more. Surprise me.
The food and beverage software should be updated with blood-based recipes. All of the software featuring a clothed pAI should have the option to run in "Amarr Purity" mode, forbidding the clothing of the pAI in naughty outfits.
Actually, "naughty" things were something it suggested it would draw the line and/or turn itself off at, so you're in luck! It also implied to me it would only flirt with Deteis men. |
Hilion Narath
Stormcrows
0
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Posted - 2015.12.29 04:57:57 -
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Really liking mine! Also, real responsive when there's feedback, which is just lovely. Has helped me plan a number of activities.
I'd like more:
Detailed information on merchant shipping Automagically let me know what laws I might be possibly about to break when I do something. I like to at least know how wrong what I'm doing is. More accents Enhanced cursing Option to translate into nonsense, for when you don't really want to talk to someone. Then you just tap the PDA and shrug apologetically. Additional Musing.
I'll think of more later! |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
2257
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Posted - 2015.12.30 00:05:31 -
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Testing day #1 results.
Preliminary unit operation revealed following malfunctions.
Malfunction #1. The product insults its owner. Malfunction #2. The product talks about indecent things without reason. Malfunction #3. Database corruption (field: human biology). Malfunction #4. Failure to execute direct order immediately.
Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.
In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
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Zekiel Iyhr
Viziam Amarr Empire
22
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Posted - 2015.12.30 00:39:54 -
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The VeeVee unit has exceeded my expectations. The VeeVee unit, or Valerie as she has called herself, is an excellent planning device for my daily activities as well as keeping track of scheduling in addition to other office duties that I cannot be bothered to multimanage all on my own.
In addition to those duties, she has a catalog of excellent advise that I find myself often referring back to. A charming pAI, I recommend Valerie, most definitely. She responds to criticism and forwards all possible feedback to designers, allowing for further improvement in both her software in addition to her hardware. I personally have submitted several feedback reports and, as such, she has been updated.
For those especially lonely, she is also rather cute.
Diana Kim wrote:Malfunction #4. Failure to execute direct order immediately.
She does have a set of laws she must follow, meaning she cannot truly follow every order. There are some she must not.
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Mizhara Del'thul
T.R.I.A.D Ushra'Khan
485
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Posted - 2015.12.30 01:30:22 -
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... the hell is an "Asimov"? |
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