Pages: [1] 2 :: one page |
|
Author |
Thread Statistics | Show CCP posts - 1 post(s) |
Yblarbo Janks
Caldari Veto. Veto Corp
|
Posted - 2007.01.18 15:33:00 -
[1]
Janks demands action be taken right away against the bugs that infest a certain area of space.
Most notably, the bug known as Plecia nearctica! Also known as the Lovebug, March Fly, Honeymoon Fly, Telephone bug, Kissybug and Double-Headed Bug. This bug has been a nuisance not only to Janks, but many others for quite some time.
The Lovebug, if you don't know it, spends the early life somewhat like Janks spends his weekends. They eat dead foliage, (Janks eats Jerky) gets lazy and fat (Janks watches the music videos). At this stage in life, they are no problem, and Janks wishes them the best of times. However, once they are fat and mature enough, they pick a mate, and attach each other at the butt! Perverse bugs of nature, attaching each other at the butt... permanently!
Janks is not jealous, mind you, but angry, because while they are giggling like little girls while attached at the buns, they like to fly around in space in massive clouds with other perverse bunstuck buddies and hover over the space-highways and die in a massive splatterination upon windshields!
Janks knows, and knows other knows, how tough it is to keep having to pull over - while in a war - to have to wipe off the thousands of splattered but smiling insect carcaseses from the windshield, the radar dishes, and unclog the railguns. It's downright inconvienent for Janks, and the reason he lost his latest Crow.
Lovebugs may be nicknamed as such for dying in such a blissful state, however Janks likes to call them other such names, not suitable for this venue as some pilots still have virgin ears.
Down with Lovebugs! Or, Janks likes to call them, @(#$&%!#*#)#&%# bugs!!!
|
DeadProphet
Black Eclipse Corp Band of Brothers
|
Posted - 2007.01.18 15:38:00 -
[2]
ooooookay then
Listen to me on BoB Radio Wednesdays 16:00-17:00 & Sunday 18:00-19:00 |
wierchas noobhunter
|
Posted - 2007.01.18 15:48:00 -
[3]
awwww i love u janks
|
Dave White
Beagle Corp
|
Posted - 2007.01.18 15:51:00 -
[4]
Oooook, who's got a plan?
EvE +NLINE - T+TALHELLDEATH SUPPORTER |
MrTriggerHappy
Caldari Interstellar eXodus R0ADKILL
|
Posted - 2007.01.18 16:11:00 -
[5]
Originally by: Dave White Oooook, who's got a plan?
I do I do!!! But I'm not telling you until you come back to Roadkill
My Comments in no way reflect my corp or alliance |
Tornan
Minmatar Oberon Incorporated Prime Orbital Systems
|
Posted - 2007.01.18 16:21:00 -
[6]
Heres the plan jump in a rental car in Jacksonville and drive down to miami and back to Jax as many times as possible killing as many as you can.
Man I hated that part of florida. Although thought they didnt comeout till march.
|
Phiberoptick
Gallente Rest in Pieces
|
Posted - 2007.01.18 16:34:00 -
[7]
!WELCOME TO NEW JERSEY! CAPITAL CITY - TRENTON THE GARDEN STATE
|
sMoKe AU
Veto. Veto Corp
|
Posted - 2007.01.18 18:07:00 -
[8]
I refer to my post in our terms to Fix.
Plz cave in look what poor janks is having to resort to without that livestock.
Do all of eve a favour and surrender now.
|
Coasterbrian
Gekidoku
|
Posted - 2007.01.18 18:11:00 -
[9]
Wow, somebody sure has been on the happy juice......
|
Azerrad InExile
|
Posted - 2007.01.18 18:17:00 -
[10]
Did your livestock break up with you?
|
|
Kazuma Saruwatari
|
Posted - 2007.01.18 18:20:00 -
[11]
Originally by: Coasterbrian Wow, somebody sure has been on the happy juice......
/seconded. I have no idea what the heck he just said, though I'm sure he's passionate about his hate of bugs.
Wish it was EVE's bugs he was talking about though
|
Sadao
Minmatar Sebiestor tribe
|
Posted - 2007.01.18 18:21:00 -
[12]
Your as mad as ever Janks
|
Marcus TheMartin
Gallente Tuxedo.
|
Posted - 2007.01.18 18:28:00 -
[13]
And once again I get to be IBTL Best Dressed Corp of 2006 and 2007! -ISD Marcus Thinks Eve who knew!? |
Yblarbo Janks
Caldari Veto. Veto Corp
|
Posted - 2007.01.18 18:43:00 -
[14]
Originally by: Marcus TheMartin And once again I get to be IBTL
Insected Bit Too Late!?!?
OH THE HUGE MANATEE!!! THE BUGS STRIKE AGAINSKI!
This reminds Janks of Osaka Popstar
You better watch out or the insects will get you You better watch out or the insects will get you
If you accidentally fall in the water, you're in trouble Spiders will come after you
You better watch out or the insects will get you You better watch out or the insects will get you
Bees will sting you very hard, all over your body Bugs are in the trees and they're watching you
You better watch out or the insects will get you You better watch out or the insects will get you
Black Widow, las pulgas, mosquito,.........cucaracha
You better watch out or the insects will get you You better watch out or the insects will get you
Flies will try to steal your food, we don't like them, they're disgusting Get the bug spray fast 'cause they're everywhere
You better watch out or the insects will get you You better watch out or the insects will get you you better watch out you better watch out you better watch out you better watch out you better watch out
|
Cupertino
Castellum
|
Posted - 2007.01.18 18:44:00 -
[15]
Quote: Raoul Duke: Suddenly, there was a terrible roar all around us, and the sky was full with what looked like huge LOVEBUGS, all swooping and screeching and diving around the car, and a voice was screaming:
Raoul Duke: Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?
Dr. Gonzo: Did you say something?
Raoul Duke: Hm? Never mind. It's your turn to drive.
Raoul Duke: No point in mentioning these LOVEBUGS, I thought. Poor b*st*rd will see them soon enough.
With apologies to Hunter S. Thompson
|
Benco97
Gallente Multiverse Corporation
|
Posted - 2007.01.18 18:47:00 -
[16]
Janks, I do believe it's time you and I joined forces in our quests to get important problems heard on these forums, many people call both of us mad but to me your ideas are as clear as day and i'm sure you have no problem understanding my ideas, we're just too far ahead of our time. Together we can bring forumy-light to all! "Janks & Co, Forum Expounders" Can't you see it? In regards to your latest problem however, I think I may have a solution. I have been working on a secret batch of 3000 genetically modified female Fedos, toxin rates have increased exponentially and stench production has garnered an increase of 72%! A little more work and I believe I could create a batch of "super-fedo" capable of killing your bugs at a range of upto 4 feet! With careful carpet bombing from my personal modified Burst I believe we could wipe out upto sixty percent of the infestation within the first week though I have been thus far unable to compute the.. "Fallout" of such an act. If you're interested just give the word. *winks*
"MY GOD KEEP THIS AWAY FROM BENCO97!!!!!" - Constantine Arcanum |
Kylania
Gallente Phoenix Industries
|
Posted - 2007.01.18 19:01:00 -
[17]
Clearly the answer is to attach giant bug nets to our ships. -- Lil Miner Newbie Skills Roadmap | How to Build from a BPO |
Bawldeux IV
Caldari Provisions
|
Posted - 2007.01.18 19:51:00 -
[18]
Originally by: Yblarbo Janks Janks demands action be taken right away against the bugs that infest a certain area of space.
Most notably, the bug known as Plecia nearctica! Also known as the Lovebug, March Fly, Honeymoon Fly, Telephone bug, Kissybug and Double-Headed Bug. This bug has been a nuisance not only to Janks, but many others for quite some time.
The Lovebug, if you don't know it, spends the early life somewhat like Janks spends his weekends. They eat dead foliage, (Janks eats Jerky) gets lazy and fat (Janks watches the music videos). At this stage in life, they are no problem, and Janks wishes them the best of times. However, once they are fat and mature enough, they pick a mate, and attach each other at the butt! Perverse bugs of nature, attaching each other at the butt... permanently!
Janks is not jealous, mind you, but angry, because while they are giggling like little girls while attached at the buns, they like to fly around in space in massive clouds with other perverse bunstuck buddies and hover over the space-highways and die in a massive splatterination upon windshields!
Janks knows, and knows other knows, how tough it is to keep having to pull over - while in a war - to have to wipe off the thousands of splattered but smiling insect carcaseses from the windshield, the radar dishes, and unclog the railguns. It's downright inconvienent for Janks, and the reason he lost his latest Crow.
Lovebugs may be nicknamed as such for dying in such a blissful state, however Janks likes to call them other such names, not suitable for this venue as some pilots still have virgin ears.
Down with Lovebugs! Or, Janks likes to call them, @(#$&%!#*#)#&%# bugs!!!
Spent 12 years in Florida...and one time made a mistake during lovebug season..I rode a motorcycle...and had to drive through a swarm while on the highway...I had no face shield on teh helmet....omfg, the bug guts were all over my face...EWWWWWWWWW!!!! (oh the horror, the horror!!!)
Never never never again did I ride without a face shield...
|
Yblarbo Janks
Caldari Veto. Veto Corp
|
Posted - 2007.01.18 20:10:00 -
[19]
That's why Janks favors a shield tank, it keeps the pearly whites...white!
|
Nero Scuro
Caldari Murder of Crows E N I G M A
|
Posted - 2007.01.18 20:11:00 -
[20]
I feel confused and dirty. ___
The world isn't going to end; we're not that lucky... |
|
Wild Rho
Amarr Black Omega Security
|
Posted - 2007.01.18 20:17:00 -
[21]
Janks and Wierda need to start making babies.
I have the body of a supermodel. I just can't remember where I left it.
|
Haffrage
Deep Core Mining Inc.
|
Posted - 2007.01.18 21:21:00 -
[22]
Originally by: Yblarbo Janks OH THE HUGE MANATEE!!!
Ok, I lol'd at that -----
|
Tar Ecthelion
Kryomek Industries The Volition Cult
|
Posted - 2007.01.18 21:30:00 -
[23]
umm, yeah, ok, time to move along and stop staring at the loonies .....
"When you kill a man it costs nothing to be polite" Winston Churchill
|
Barasu
Minmatar Crimson Wings Squadron Forces of Freedom
|
Posted - 2007.01.18 21:34:00 -
[24]
Someone quick get Janks some Ducttape!
My favorite TV show is The Red Green Show. |
Yblarbo Janks
Caldari Veto. Veto Corp
|
Posted - 2007.01.19 01:11:00 -
[25]
Originally by: Wild Rho Janks and Wierda need to start making babies.
Oooooo, who is this Wierda, and does she have a pulse!?
|
Shimakaze
Caldari The Intergalactic Federation
|
Posted - 2007.01.19 01:20:00 -
[26]
Originally by: Yblarbo Janks
Originally by: Wild Rho Janks and Wierda need to start making babies.
Oooooo, who is this Wierda, and does she have a pulse!?
Does it matter?
|
Kadarin
Wolfenrecon Center for Disease Creation
|
Posted - 2007.01.19 01:32:00 -
[27]
Janks is the only person I've seen who is LESS comprehensible than Daniel Jackson on these forums...
|
Yblarbo Janks
Caldari Veto. Veto Corp
|
Posted - 2007.01.19 01:46:00 -
[28]
Originally by: Shimakaze
Originally by: Yblarbo Janks
Originally by: Wild Rho Janks and Wierda need to start making babies.
Oooooo, who is this Wierda, and does she have a pulse!?
Does it matter?
CONCORD can't complete their criminal reports if the person has no pulse... normally!
|
Killde
|
Posted - 2007.01.19 03:57:00 -
[29]
Edited by: Killde on 19/01/2007 03:54:46 I still think veto theater was better, LOL! ctrl-q
|
Maeci
|
Posted - 2007.01.19 04:03:00 -
[30]
Posts like these bring back memories of UO w/ Yblarbo and his other personalities ;) |
|
|
|
|
Pages: [1] 2 :: one page |
First page | Previous page | Next page | Last page |