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Felix Kani
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Posted - 2007.01.19 04:35:00 -
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Wow... I thought fishflies were bad.
I think Janks is still getting over that incident with the cranky server and the ham and cheese sandwich.
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Tsanse Kinske
WeMeanYouKnowHarm
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Posted - 2007.01.19 04:51:00 -
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This love bug? * * * In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
-Douglas Adams, writing about EVE |
Audri Fisher
Caldari The Keep THE R0CK
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Posted - 2007.01.19 05:56:00 -
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I fully support this hatred of those ebil, ebil things!
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elbenito
Battlestars Curse Alliance
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Posted - 2007.01.19 06:12:00 -
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Originally by: Yblarbo Janks Janks demands action be taken right away against the bugs that infest a certain area of space.
elbenito demands you stop referring to yourself in third person. Pronouns, people!
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Nero Scuro
Caldari Murder of Crows E N I G M A
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Posted - 2007.01.19 14:35:00 -
[35]
Why the hell hasn't this topic been locked?
Lazy, lazy ISD. Tsk tsk. ___
The world isn't going to end; we're not that lucky... |
Kazuma Saruwatari
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Posted - 2007.01.19 14:47:00 -
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Originally by: Nero Scuro Why the hell hasn't this topic been locked?
Lazy, lazy ISD. Tsk tsk.
why lock it, its funny
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Topaz Skydiver
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Posted - 2007.01.19 14:59:00 -
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Think bees are similar to lovebugs. Swarming around, landing in masses on someones windscreen, making a lot of love with everyone, but at least they don't fly around as couples with their butts attached to eachother.
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Lisento Slaven
Amarr The Drekla Consortium Kurai Komichi
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Posted - 2007.01.19 16:55:00 -
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Are we talking about blobs and gatecamps Janks? ---
Lisento Slaven wants to be a Space Whaler in EVE.
Put in space whales!
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Yblarbo Janks
Caldari Veto. Veto Corp
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Posted - 2007.01.19 16:58:00 -
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The Space Honey Bee is one of those insects that fixes itself over a period of time. They are not a bug, they are a feature.
You see, the Queen space honey bee, when feeling ready, frisky, and well, you know *wink wink* flies up into the vast opennessess of space, while thousands upon thousands of space boy bees (called drones, not to be confused with.. well, drones) chase her up into the cosmos, where they ... tell each other secrets... ya, secrets. Then, after they tell the queen space bee their secret, she rips off... their ears and they die, floating endlessly in the vast openeneses of space.
Now you may think, ouch! That's harsh Janks! Well, Janks knows, but so is the order of the universe and the lifecycle of the Space Bee... however, it gets worse than that!
For those boy bees that know that telling secrets to the queen bee means their loss of ears and life, they decide they will stay in the nest and stay alive.
WRONG-O!
The other girl bees in the nest will grab their pitchforks and torches, and go find those shy boy bees that would not go share their secrets and lynch them! YES! TRUE!
Truely, The Space Bee Bugs they are darned if they do, and darned if they dont. But as you can see, they are the least of the Eve Universes's problem bugs, for they take each other out.
And now you know, and as Janks hears, knowing is half of the engagement. Yoooo Janks!
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Marcus TheMartin
Gallente Tuxedo.
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Posted - 2007.01.19 17:04:00 -
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Originally by: Yblarbo Janks They are not a bug, they are a feature.
YTMNDers in VETO.? DOWN WITH CTRL+Q!!! |
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Kweel Nakashyn
Minmatar Aeden Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2007.01.19 17:13:00 -
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Originally by: Kadarin Janks is the only person I've seen who is LESS comprehensible than Daniel Jackson on these forums...
I don't understand Janks. I actually luv the bugs you are talking about...
(he's talking about Goons)
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kieron
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Posted - 2007.01.19 20:53:00 -
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The week is just not complete without reading either a Weirda or Yblarbo post. Equal amounts of insanity, satire and all around funny content.
Bumstuck.
kieron Community Manager, EVE Online |
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