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Rocker Will
Rockstar federation
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Posted - 2016.01.24 11:07:41 -
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about 5 mins ago I was testing out my shields on an Iteron 5, I flew out in my navy caracal in this account and boom!! blew it to pieces. |
Ralph King-Griffin
Devils Rejects 666 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
13713
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Posted - 2016.01.24 11:15:12 -
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i was neck deep in a bottle of wine the other night and tried to gank a rookie ship and failed spectacularly (yeah i know, i suck at this game)
being drunk though i forgot i needed to get her pod out , o7 hg slave set.
edit: this was on an alt now.
Better the Devil you know.
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
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Posted - 2016.01.24 11:21:59 -
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Ralph King-Griffin wrote:i was neck deep in a bottle of wine the other night and tried to gank a rookie ship and failed spectacularly (yeah i know, i suck at this game)
being drunk though i forgot i needed to get her pod out , o7 hg slave set.
edit: this was on an alt now.
Somehow I thought that by just glancing at a newspaper crossword would be ok while bouncing around safespots in a pod with a GCC...I was wrong
goodbye hg crystal set!
Got a HoleySheet1 corpse? I'll buy it for 200m!
Bumble's Space Log
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Rocker Will
Rockstar federation
32
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Posted - 2016.01.24 11:35:17 -
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the worst part is I hadn't insured it, fully fitted it with rigs and I forgot I had 2 assault frigs in the hold woops
I'm Batman
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Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
3625
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Posted - 2016.01.24 11:49:32 -
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Once when I was drunk and TEST was staging for the Delve war, there was a guy stationgaming in our station (NPC null) and I tried to instalock + blap him with a torps bomber.
Unfortunately, I locked the station on accident. I had preheated launchers... Let's just say that's the day that I learned NPC stations shoot back. |
Celise Katelo
State War Academy Caldari State
176
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Posted - 2016.01.24 12:07:20 -
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Buying a Ferox in lowsec, then trying to get it past a bottle neck system into highsec. I had fitted the ship with stuff from the station, that didn't really have much for me to buy Less then 10mins later it was a wreck. Ferox , went to space heaven.
I had a couple of lucky escapes when falling asleep, while doing level 4 security missions:
Thankfully my Gila can complete missions while i'm afk. My Rokh, i think i got lucky. I had fallen asleep & it was down to Hull, when i finally woke up.
I had forgotten i was playing EVE online & left my Tengu, in space. I was watching the latest Episode of the "Walking Dead". Thankfully she was ok. Other occasions when family come round or the phone rings... i end up going afk.
Apart from that, i've been rather lucky.
EVEBoard ...Just over 30million skill points, each skill was chosen for a reason. I closed my eyes & clicked another skill to train... "BINGO...!!!" ... "This time i got something usefull"
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Adeline Rais
Rais Industries and Research Incorporated
5
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Posted - 2016.01.24 13:03:24 -
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About three years ago, on my original account, I resubbed after a few months out. Jumped straight into my Maelstrom and took the first L4 I could find (missions heh...). It was Damsel in Distress, I'd cleared the room and everything was going swell. "Just the pleasure hub left" I thought to myself, and promptly left my artillery chipping away at its HP whilst I went for a number two.
15 minutes later I return (with a cup of tea also) to find my wreck and a little green egg sat helplessly in space. |
Major Xadi
Mercenary Logistics Ltd.
47
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Posted - 2016.01.24 13:42:02 -
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Had an alt moving my stuff in an Orca and thought nothing of webbing it with this toon to get it into warp faster.
After all, they're both me right? The toons are in different corps however. Sudden bout of temporary insanity occurred.
I was in a Legion. We were in High Sec.
Concord doesn't care if both toons are you. |
Amber Starview
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
70
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Posted - 2016.01.24 16:28:12 -
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Fitted a curse with defender missiles and a TD and flew directly into 5 tengus convinced I would win ....
I have also flown a ungankable ship to then be ganked in 10mins later as I just sat there in complete shock as I was literally torn to pieces in seconds
While mistakes yes I do not regret any because they have Been many lessons learnt and many lols shared . |
Max Fubarticus
The Scope Gallente Federation
79
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Posted - 2016.01.24 17:08:00 -
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Fleet warped alt character to wrong POCO that we had war dec'd. engaged, blap.... Concordokken
-1 flying potato Whoops!
Max
Civil discourse is uniquely human. After all, when is the last time a pride of lions and a herd of water buffalo negotiated SOV over a watering hole? Never.
Someone either gets their ass kicked or eaten. At the end of the day someone holds SOV.
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Mephiztopheleze
Republic University Minmatar Republic
477
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Posted - 2016.01.24 23:36:16 -
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Bumblefck wrote:Ralph King-Griffin wrote:i was neck deep in a bottle of wine the other night and tried to gank a rookie ship and failed spectacularly (yeah i know, i suck at this game)
being drunk though i forgot i needed to get her pod out , o7 hg slave set.
edit: this was on an alt now. Somehow I thought that by just glancing at a newspaper crossword would be ok while bouncing around safespots in a pod with a GCC...I was wrong goodbye hg crystal set!
I accidentally warped my pod off to a moon 70AU away on the other side of the system to the gate I needed to take to get out. Didn't notice that Santo Trafficante was in system when warping back to the gate.
o7 HG Snakes.
Occasional Resident Newbie Correspondent for TMC: http://themittani.com/search/site/mephiztopheleze
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Valkin Mordirc
1855
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Posted - 2016.01.25 00:16:53 -
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I have yet to top losing a stealth bomber to a Skiff.
But I have lost a manticore to a skiff.
Twas rather embarrassing.
#DeleteTheWeak
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Tiddle Jr
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
723
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Posted - 2016.01.25 04:41:14 -
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since everyone telling about ship loses i would just link km of mine being afk flying my tengu but why??? |
Morgan Agrivar
Agrivar Salvaging and Garbage Disposal
252
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Posted - 2016.01.25 07:44:57 -
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I was bored so I decided to try to hunt MTUs in a newly fit Vexor Navy Issue. I successfully located my first one, but it seemed I was in wormhole space too long, because CONCORD didn't like it when I subconsciously shot at the wreck...in high sec. That was my biggest loss ever, and I didn't lose it to a player.
I took a week off after that loss...
Just something about me...
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Keno Skir
783
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Posted - 2016.01.25 13:29:37 -
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Trying to eat a sandwich while being suspect on the undock, goodbye high grade slave pod :P
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Jenn aSide
Ascendent. Test Alliance Please Ignore
13454
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Posted - 2016.01.25 14:23:56 -
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Silly silly mortals. Let me tell you how a TRUE playa does it.
Step 1: Log in to EVE when the wife and kids are out of town and you are on vacation from your job.
Step 2: Drink and stay up well into the night
Step 4 : log on character in Amarr with a JUMP FRIEGHTER with 2 bil worth of stuff in it.
Step 4.5 :forget that your alliance is WAR DEC'd
Step 5: Take off for Jita, get sleepy half way there and decide to take a little nap, oh and hey autopilot.
Step 6: And this is the important one. Wake up just in time to watch your warp scrammed 7 billion isk Jump Freighter die after what must have been a long chewing at the hands of just 3 cruiser sized enemy ships. |
ArmyOfMe
BANISHED. The WeHurt Initiative
575
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Posted - 2016.01.25 14:30:22 -
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Passed out drunk while my nyx was orbiting a gate cloaked at 15km in low sec.
QUOTE CCP Dolan and the EVE Online development team:-áThe battle was relatively even for some time with CFC and Russian forces holding moderate lead at first and only have a slight lead in Titan kills. Then came a turning point in the battle. Manfred Sideous, the initial Fleet Commander for PL/N3, handed over command to the CEO of Northern Coalition., Vince Draken
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Ardevealca
ARDEVEALCA Ltd
0
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Posted - 2016.01.25 15:35:26 -
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Registered this account, created this character and downloaded this game. |
Ginnie
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
83
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Posted - 2016.01.25 15:53:48 -
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I have a -8 standing with the Gallente and decided I wanted to try the SOE arc missions. It starts in Gallente space. I didn't think about it, wasn't paying attention and lost my Navy Cruiser.
After that I put all of the Gallente and Minmatar systems on my avoid list...
All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream. -Edgar Allan Poe
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DaReaper
Net 7
2741
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Posted - 2016.01.25 17:14:43 -
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everytime i pvp.
OMG Comet Mining idea!!! Comet Mining!
Yes i am optimistic about eve.. i'm giving it till dec 31st 2016 before i doom n gloom
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Lan Wang
Knights of the Posing Meat FETID
2321
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Posted - 2016.01.25 17:25:59 -
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i once lost my instalocking nado to an atron
"Yeah. Put your tears in a jet can and leave them on your undock for your assailants to pick up. If they're camping you, I'm sure they're going to get thirsty." - Darth Squeemus
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Angel Cartel || Serpentis
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
10412
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Posted - 2016.01.25 20:26:47 -
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Lan Wang wrote:i once lost my instalocking nado to an atron
Haven't we all
Got a HoleySheet1 corpse? I'll buy it for 200m!
Bumble's Space Log
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Nadja Hawk
Out of Pod Exploration
1
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Posted - 2016.01.25 22:20:18 -
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Ralph King-Griffin wrote:i was neck deep in a bottle of wine the other night and tried to gank a rookie ship and failed spectacularly (yeah i know, i suck at this game)
being drunk though i forgot i needed to get her pod out , o7 hg slave set.
edit: this was on an alt now.
no.. you fking rock at this game! |
Lan Wang
Knights of the Posing Meat FETID
2323
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Posted - 2016.01.25 22:38:02 -
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Bumblefck wrote:Lan Wang wrote:i once lost my instalocking nado to an atron Haven't we all
omg im not the only one?!
"Yeah. Put your tears in a jet can and leave them on your undock for your assailants to pick up. If they're camping you, I'm sure they're going to get thirsty." - Darth Squeemus
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Angel Cartel || Serpentis
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Trader20
Hedion University Amarr Empire
4
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Posted - 2016.01.25 23:09:26 -
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Seems every time I drink really heavy I wind up shooting friendly, gate, or station by accident. Or I forget to load ammo of even fit the damn ship lol but that's after like black out drunkenness. |
Kira yuno
My Best Friend Is An Emu Get Jiggy Wit It
0
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Posted - 2016.01.26 00:58:20 -
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Repped a -10 Cyno character and 11 minutes later decided I should take some stuff to jita....
Can almost hear joy in marmite comms when suspect ark lands on high sec gate |
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
isd community communications liaisons
6869
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Posted - 2016.01.26 01:35:42 -
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I was in Amarr challenging people to duels and when people accepted, I realized I have no guns, and people can't target me. *sad trombone*
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
Vice Admiral
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department
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Hal Morsh
Hmmzor. Muffins of Mayhem
497
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Posted - 2016.01.26 01:44:38 -
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I havn't posted here? I'm surprised I haven't posted here.
Dun'Gal > Hal is simply an imperfect ai, though if drunkeness ever gets programmed into ai's I foresee both a hilarious and tragic end to humanity.
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TackyTachy1
Royal Amarr Institute Amarr Empire
22
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Posted - 2016.01.29 05:04:03 -
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Sober but math challenged; failed to add sufficient zeros and sold a Typhoon for about 20 ISK or something close to that. Sold quick, though.
Designated Rep for 7 characters, two corps and one doofus multi-boxer.
Pathetic at PvP but handy with a spreadsheet; lost a bunch of ships but not one spreadsheet.
Three kills amongst 7 characters; one of them by accident. (Sorry about that)
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Nashuar Attor
C5 Flight The Serenity Initiative
3199
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Posted - 2016.01.29 09:50:35 -
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This one time, way back when I lived in wormhole space, I was 5/8 hammered and was trying to anchor a new tower in my system. This was cool, me and my corpies where perfectly safe. Anyway, despite not being able to walk straight I was able to Dscan and I spotted a gang come up on the Dscan.
Oh no!! says me. The tower was just finishing anchoring, and my booze dulled senses told me that I wouldn't have time to put the shields up before the gang found my newly anchored tower. I clean forgot that a large tower was not going to be blown up by a T3 roam in a C2. Soooooo, what does drunk me do? He warps to the tower and clicks unanchor. Yep. Turns out the gang had only just found the tower, they watched me click unanchor, then blew me up and podded me to HS.
Weeeeelllll, the gang hung out, waited for my tower to unanchor, then stole it.
Because drunk me wasn't done doing dopey ****, I then convoed the person who stole my tower and offered to buy it back. Yep, which I did.....and because they suspected some kind of trap the handover was done in HS, where I could of bought a new tower, for less than what I paid to get my old one back. Yeah it was a great plan after a six pack of rums.
You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.
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