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Freyya
Axe Gang
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Posted - 2007.01.28 10:20:00 -
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Attention, poplulace of EVE.
Welcome to the recruitment post of Axe Gang (AXES)
We would like to bring it to your attention that we are recruting, but this time it's slightly different.
We have reorganized our recruitment into US and Euro timezones, with Aussies and the rest somewhere in the middle. Silas Ender will be the man for the U.S. timezones and I will be the man on the European side. Of course, if one of us isn't available the other will take over any requests that have been made, and handle general business.
Now a little explanation of what the Axe Gang is:
The Axe Gang is a family. A screwed up little family. We are a PvP corp, through and through. But, we also have a small production backbone, with ammo, modules and ships being produced.
And our goal? To inspire envy and hatred in all non-members. And to get drunk...Alot...
On our journey to achieve these goals we have moved from our birthplace of Placid ( AKA the Butthole of EVE ), had some good times along the way and through an unlikely series of events ( Partially created via the consumption of alchohol combined with the ability to start a war in the recruting channel, or send very amusing eve-mails to people you don't like) ended up in a patch of .0, our current home.
We are focused on our goal, and work towards it via smooth diplomacy and building our reputation by pwning that which we wish to pwn.
Here is what we offer:
* A base in 0.0
* Constant PvP Wether on an Op. or simply roaming with another AXE, we are very active PvPers, and are always up for some action. We are also always developing new PvP tactics and strategy. We also, of course, require use of TS for any organized Ops and for corp meetings and the like.
* A close-knit atmosphere We pride ourselves on functioning like a sort of screwed-up family. We reserve the right to question your sexual orientation and talk about your mother. If you can't throw it back in our faces with a grin and a retort, then you'd best look elsewhere. It also means that while you may be the new guy for a while, if you prove yourself worthy we won't condiscend to you. We aren't stuck-up douchebags like that.
* Goals of domination and power As has been stated above, our goal in EVE is to inspire envy and hatred in all non-members, via our awesomeness, while maintaining our AXES spirit.
What we seek:
* Capable pilots who can at the least use and abuse a cruiser reasonably well (usually means having 1,5 to 2,5 mil SP) We are however willing to let this requirement slide if you can convince us of your awesomeness and potential. Personality trumps SP, to a degree.
* Active pilots. We don't want pilots who log in once in a week and decide they're better of doing something else instead of being in a group tearing people a new one.
* Pilots who can receive orders and know when to STFU or when not to. No, we don't care that your dog just crapped all over the carpet or if you nailed a chick who could put her feet on the back of your head.
* Pilots who are crazy and drunk or under influence of other things. (usually gets the best results) Think Rambo, but with brains. And in a friggin' space suit.
* Pilots, who above all else, know how to make fun (of others and can take a punch in the groin once or twice themselves)
So, are you interested or want to know more? European pilots can contact me via eve-mail to request a little talk about the birds and the bees and American pilots can contact Silas Ender for the same purpose. Other Nationalities are, of course, also welcomed and can contact either of us aswell.
Another possibility is to join our public channel: AG Public.
We are searching to enhance our pilot numbers significantly but will be picky on who we accept...
And so it begins.... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------to be or not to be is not important in the world of EVE... To be the most you can become is... |
Saphos
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Posted - 2007.01.28 12:23:00 -
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Originally by: Freyya It also means that while you may be the new guy for a while, if you prove yourself worthy we won't condiscend to you. We aren't stuck-up douchebags like that.
* Goals of domination and power As has been stated above, our goal in EVE is to inspire envy and hatred in all non-members, via our awesomeness, while maintaining our AXES spirit.
* Pilots who can receive orders and know when to STFU or when not to. No, we don't care that your dog just crapped all over the carpet or if you nailed a chick who could put her feet on the back of your head.
Okaaaay...some real gems there.
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Freyya
Axe Gang
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Posted - 2007.01.28 22:13:00 -
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Like what has been said before your quotation:
Originally by: Freyya If you can't throw it back in our faces with a grin and a retort, then you'd best look elsewhere
If you can't handle it, stay away...stay far away...before we make someone run to his mommy to knibble on a nipple ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------to be or not to be is not important in the world of EVE... To be the most you can become is... |
Freyya
Axe Gang
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Posted - 2007.01.29 12:44:00 -
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WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE hohoho and a bottle of fine scotch whiskheyzz...
Drop in on our chat AG Public and see if we like you and you like us.. Suprise bottomintercourse is available each day...Slaughter you want?Perhaps raiding villages plundering every house, wife and child? ohh wait thats another game...
You like those purrty explosions alot? like to see your victim on his knees, begging for his ship and fittings? Kill him anyways! no questions asked... negative sec status? Welcome any time
ohh right.. BUMPAAGGEEEE! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------to be or not to be is not important in the world of EVE... To be the most you can become is... |
Freyya
Axe Gang
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Posted - 2007.01.30 19:40:00 -
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Here we are again...
Searching for pilots who want what we want and will be extremely motivated to help us achieve this goal...to strike fear in the region we invade to loot,kill and then kill some more... We are a laid-back corp who will not force you to do something you don't want to do...yet again you are required to want to do what we would like to do...still with me? i know i'm not.....
Anyways... Join AG public for a chat about cows,bees,flowers,halucinative substances or whatever...perhaps you like us and we like you and we'll all make babies with each other..
Ohh and we also heartly welcome industrial specced pilots but they will be requiered to be able to fly a PvP cruiser aswell...no man wasted when killing!
yes i'm slightly influenced by things dutch law doesn't forbid ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------to be or not to be is not important in the world of EVE... To be the most you can become is... |
Toyotomi Hidetaki
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Posted - 2007.01.31 21:01:00 -
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Edited by: Toyotomi Hidetaki on 31/01/2007 21:01:26 Greetings. I've been with Axe Gang since it's birth, roughly one year ago. I had just logged on and was looking in the recruting channel to see if I could find someone actually interesting. I then saw Mav McKinnly recruiting as only he can, destroying the channel in the process, and I thought, what the hell, no one else is that cool. I was hooked. I haven't looked back since. I've been around EVE for about a year and a half, across three characters, and I haven't found this awesome a corp anywhere. A chance to actually build an corp, one that is really quite unique in EVE, was something that I really wanted, and anyone can find that in AXES.
We're a tight bunch, and always doing something cool, either striking out into 0.0 on our own, and just throwing up a POS with 25 dudes, just because we want to be out on our own, or being a part of an alliance.
So, if you think you're the type, go ahead and give it a shot. Jump into our public chat or contact any of us. It's one hell of a ride.
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Silas Ender
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Posted - 2007.01.31 21:02:00 -
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Well, crap. Wrong character. My bad.
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Silas Ender
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Posted - 2007.02.01 19:28:00 -
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Bump for Operation Escape Goat, Alpha Phase. I would like to bring to your attention that AXES is now giving out $5 McDonalds gift certificates upon joinage. We also have organized raids on Wallmart, to retrieve those fantastic bargains. A dinner set for only $0.99! Made by small Chinese children, too.
And once you've been with us for three months, you receive your very own Yugoslavian television, complete with a guy inside making the noises. His name is Mikhail, and we give him his pay in Vodka and trips to the movie theater. He doesn't work on Fridays. We think he goes to the laundromat to steal womens' clothes.
Join Axe Gang. We do stuff, and own things.
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Freyya
Axe Gang
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Posted - 2007.02.04 11:42:00 -
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Edited by: Freyya on 04/02/2007 11:40:55 Startpost updated with new intel on what we do and where we live... We are now Members of SMASH alliance...
You know what that means? rape, plunder, burning down houses (Pos's in this case) , murder, and all sorts of activity in that direction. It also means we now can go to PvP (stands for ***** versus Poohole if you didnt know that yet) in empire because of our dear friends the Privarears who have an active war going on against smash....they are however bonus so all the action will be mainly in killing people in and around Geminate..
We now have a couple new asses in corp who have proven themselves worthy in our public channel: AG Public so come and give it a try if you think you can take the punishment! Also look for us in the recruitment channel...you'll notice us soon enough when you see the channel being plundered and raped FUBAR style...
And so it continues.....
Apparently Poohole is a good word but what can go in isn't ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------to be or not to be is not important in the world of EVE... To be the most you can become is... |
Freyya
Axe Gang
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Posted - 2007.02.09 10:15:00 -
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And another bump... We are still looking to improve our numbers,especially in the european department but ofcourse the other timezones are more than welcome...
Do you have the same goal as us? To become one of the most feared and respected PvP'ers in the game?? Join Our Channel AG PUBLIC and have a chat..perhaps you will like us and we will like you and we can make babies..
AXE GANG: Your girlfriend loves us and now you can too!! (shamelessly stolen from Liora)
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Freyya
Axe Gang
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Posted - 2007.02.13 08:27:00 -
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Total bumpaaaaaaaaaaaaaage
Still looking for qualified members,2 new members have joined and 1 is in the pipe so we are growing slowly but steadily...
When becomming a member of Axe Gang you have the opertunity to jump straight into action..we as a SMASH corp have an ongoing directive to kill as many people as possible and we plan on fullfilling that directive with style, If you care to join our gang, with axes, Please join AG PUBLIC and state your dreams,hopes,fears and whatever not....
Axe Gang: What more do you want? ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------to be or not to be is not important in the world of EVE... To be the most you can become is... |
Freyya
Axe Gang
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Posted - 2007.03.02 12:48:00 -
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We're still here..been a bit since the last bump but we've been pre-occupied with other issues..
Still looking for pilots who are looking for a corp they can help build in terms of reputation and operation levels.
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Mav McKinnly
Gallente Axe Gang
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Posted - 2007.03.02 19:06:00 -
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I heard your corp sucks. I would never join you!
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Freyya
Axe Gang
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Posted - 2007.03.03 11:09:00 -
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Edited by: Freyya on 03/03/2007 11:10:59 You utter and complete retard...stay off the booze and what not... btw i heard you can suck pretty good. meet one of our directors.....
Anyways still looking for good pilots...help yourself with helping us..and we help you by helping ourselves so you can help us in helping you, furrthermore with helping yourself you can actually help you in helping us with helping one another and eachother with helping the next one helping you in helping us.
we have forums and a Killboard so all your textical needs can be fullfilled there...
SUPRISE BUTTSEX LOL! It aint raping if you yell suprise first... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------to be or not to be is not important in the world of EVE... To be the most you can become is... |
Freyya
Axe Gang
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Posted - 2007.03.05 09:49:00 -
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I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie wuhohorld.. Life in plastic, IT'S FANTASTIC!
Come on barbie,lets go party!
Patented as a corp song by Silas Ender..weirdo extraordinaire..you should hear him sing it on our ts ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------to be or not to be is not important in the world of EVE... To be the most you can become is... |
Freyya
Axe Gang
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Posted - 2007.03.09 08:18:00 -
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BLAH BLAH BLAH SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM BLAH BLAH BLAH Who gives a crap anyway...you know what to do! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------to be or not to be is not important in the world of EVE... To be the most you can become is... |
Liora Vahan
Gallente Battle-Fleet Gothic
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Posted - 2007.03.09 11:54:00 -
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Hey, I heard that you guys survived a war against an elite merc corp while still newbs! Is that true?
A legend in my own mind |
Freyya
Axe Gang
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Posted - 2007.03.09 12:27:00 -
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LIES!!! LIES I TELL YA!!! ITS NOT TRUE!!! *puts on gellyhat* (not for sale atm)
Well actually it is but you should know about it..you where there you tard..thnx for pointing it out though.. We indeed had a well know merc corp (Karnival of death squad) wardec us while we where still in our infant days..(thnx mav for rampaging through the recruitment channel and scoring a wardec to show for it)
The battles where long and hard..not really long but mehh (imagine t1 cruisers,bc and 1-2 bs against hacs,t2 bs etc) but we came out stronger than before...lost some ships and killed some ships (lost more than killed) but overall lost little bit less isk than the opposition (insurance ftw on t1 ships!) I hereby salute to our former tutors in the realm of gruelsome PvP and wish them all the best (again) in their new direction..
ONWARDS WITH THE RECRUITING! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------to be or not to be is not important in the world of EVE... To be the most you can become is... |
Cornchips
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Posted - 2007.03.13 15:21:00 -
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bump
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Cornchips
Axe Gang
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Posted - 2007.03.22 23:55:00 -
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Bunch of lazy ppl these HR directors...I swear they are!
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Jackal79
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Posted - 2007.03.27 17:30:00 -
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bumpity
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NightmareX
Caldari Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.03.27 21:47:00 -
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So this is the corp who fight with axes
Infinitus Odium - We Are The Bringers Of Hatred |
Freyya
Axe Gang
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Posted - 2007.03.28 07:38:00 -
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Sharp blunt force trauma to the head + 50% per level... So indeed we are the corp that fights with axes... it's really hard to kill a ship with an axe but once you know a weakpoint you could cut it in half with one go!
Sorry for the lack of bumps but we've been buissy getting drunk and all.. Anyways small update: we have left SMASH alliance and are now on our own again..left with no grudges or anything but we just found out (again) that alliances are not our cup of booze..(unless we form our own that is ) expect an updated OP soon...(yes that kind of soon as in done when its done soon or done whenever I ff'fng feel like it soon) BEND OVER BABY! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------to be or not to be is not important in the world of EVE... To be the most you can become is... |
Freyya
Axe Gang
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Posted - 2007.04.02 08:50:00 -
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BUMP!
we have received an injection in membercount of around and about 20 members..we hereby welcome the former members of Panzershrek to our corporation... We are however still looking to expand our membercount considderably, especially in the european department... so come on you eurotrash join AG Public for some fun and surprise buttsex! and NO! there ain't no updated OP yet...whoever invented the word work should hang himself...many many times...even if he's dead already... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------to be or not to be is not important in the world of EVE... To be the most you can become is... |
Freyya
Axe Gang
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Posted - 2007.04.10 23:03:00 -
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aaaaaaaaaand lets bring this one back to your attention again...
nope you seen it right alright..no updated OP yet..what can i say... i'm buissy doing more important stuff ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------to be or not to be is not important in the world of EVE... To be the most you can become is... |
Freyya
Axe Gang
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Posted - 2007.05.01 10:17:00 -
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Well finally OP is updated...nothing to special or big changes but it is now clear from start that we are not part of SMASH anymore..instead we now kill them..no particulair reason though, just fun and profit
ANYWAYS!!!
Still looking for qualified members! Do you like to kick people in the teath and don't really care if you kick the wrong people?You have found your home cozz neither do we! The more red the more we do our jobs efficiently! Join AG Public for more info on us and have a laugh at the same time! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------to be or not to be is not important in the world of EVE... To be the most you can become is... |
Freyya
Axe Gang
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Posted - 2007.05.04 07:38:00 -
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Edited by: Freyya on 04/05/2007 07:41:18 We're still going at it as you can see on the next pic..
SURPRISE BUTTSEX LOL!
Here we see one of our members surprise buttsexing a chimera and doing the giant buttplug justice to its name..if you can't see the chimera its the little thing in front of Le Buttplug. i feel sorry for its pilot
FIX THE CHIMERA..its retardedly rediculous..
Ohh btw we're still looking for new members ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------to be or not to be is not important in the world of EVE... To be the most you can become is... |
DONJUAN v
Tarnak inc. Coalition of Carebear Killers
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Posted - 2007.05.08 18:49:00 -
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oh yes the famous axe gang...
real men join CCK convo iixii ingame
btw i eat axes for breakfeast
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Freyya
Axe Gang
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Posted - 2007.05.08 22:45:00 -
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Ahh the old blast from the past troll has finally arrived... Where have you been? your que was like 2 months ago? Go get your own recruitment post ...threadhijacking is soooooooooo 2003
thnx for the bump though ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------to be or not to be is not important in the world of EVE... To be the most you can become is... |
Freyya
Axe Gang
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Posted - 2007.05.15 12:21:00 -
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Still going strong and still recruiting..
Join our pubic channel "AG Public" for more information! ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------to be or not to be is not important in the world of EVE... To be the most you can become is... |
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