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Skyrider Deathknight
SUNDERING Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.01.28 10:44:12 -
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Allow me to introduce myself. I am Skyrider Deathknight. I also go by the name Joe Barbarian. Some of you may know my name already. Well that is good so IGÇÖll skip the boring introductions.
I shall be making frequent trips to highsec on a mission given by the most royal of guards of New Eden. The Federation of Goonswarm. You shall call us GÇ£The Sansha CrusadersGÇ¥ Our goals is simple, to liberate highsec of scourge of sansha once and for all. When an incursion has hit 0% the final site known to Local commoners as GÇ£The Kundalini ManifestGÇ¥ We will come galloping on our chariots to assist the locals in their time of need! GÇô They will be freed. We will put our lives on the line for these locals.
The might of the crusaders will bow to no man. We will begin upon the next full moon, proving that all the paper work from his royal highness is in order. (and CCP).
All the relevant high sec communities will be contacted beforehand in pre-negotiations about their resolve to assist the locals they so claim to fight for.
We are also for hire for termination of a highsec incursion. Also hired to stand down. Our loyalty will lay with the highest bidder unless instructed by his royal highness. Don't get us wrong. If we see a Kundalini. We will come. Every single time.
Notice to our war targets. We will come prepared. We will outnumber you. We will outgun you. We will prevail in our mission. Don't get in our way.
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Nitshe Razvedka
State War Academy Caldari State
330
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Posted - 2016.01.28 12:40:57 -
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Skyrider Deathknight wrote:Allow me to introduce myself. I am Skyrider Deathknight. I also go by the name Joe Barbarian. Some of you may know my name already. Well that is good so IGÇÖll skip the boring introductions.
I shall be making frequent trips to highsec on a mission given by the most royal of guards of New Eden. The Federation of Goonswarm. You shall call us GÇ£The Sansha CrusadersGÇ¥ Our goals is simple, to liberate highsec of scourge of sansha once and for all. When an incursion has hit 0% the final site known to Local commoners as GÇ£The Kundalini ManifestGÇ¥ We will come galloping on our chariots to assist the locals in their time of need! GÇô They will be freed. We will put our lives on the line for these locals.
The might of the crusaders will bow to no man. We will begin upon the next full moon, proving that all the paper work from his royal highness is in order. (and CCP).
All the relevant high sec communities will be contacted beforehand in pre-negotiations about their resolve to assist the locals they so claim to fight for.
We are also for hire for termination of a highsec incursion. Also hired to stand down. Our loyalty will lay with the highest bidder unless instructed by his royal highness. Don't get us wrong. If we see a Kundalini. We will come. Every single time.
Notice to our war targets. We will come prepared. We will outnumber you. We will outgun you. We will prevail in our mission. Don't get in our way.
Does your knob hurt with a mechanical hand? Goonies helping anyone in Highsec yher-ight.
Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS.
Up is down and down is up in the C&P Forum.
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StonerPhReaK
Best Kept Frozen. Bad Intention
352
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Posted - 2016.01.28 12:46:31 -
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Great. Another war on npc's. What this one gonna be, A five part miniseries?
You forgot the link to the donations page.
Will Top donators be mentioned in the credits?
Signature Removal in Progress, Estimated time of completion? Neva
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Skyrider Deathknight
SUNDERING Goonswarm Federation
24
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Posted - 2016.01.28 12:46:56 -
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Nitshe Razvedka wrote: Does your knob hurt with a mechanical hand? Goonies helping anyone in Highsec yher-ight.
My young local commoner, it does not hurt as much as one would think. Our mission is simple. End highsec incursions. We ask for nothing in return.
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StonerPhReaK
Best Kept Frozen. Bad Intention
352
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Posted - 2016.01.28 12:51:18 -
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Skyrider Deathknight wrote:Nitshe Razvedka wrote: Does your knob hurt with a mechanical hand? Goonies helping anyone in Highsec yher-ight.
My young local commoner, it does not hurt as much as one would think. Our mission is simple. End highsec incursions. We ask for nothing in return.
Hisec incursions disappear pretty fast. Its them nullsec incursions that linger around for days on end. Any plans on helpin fight that good fight? Im sure most of the locals would be more than happy to help lend a hand. How about lowsec? I know youse have a rule that lowsec cant be done or whathaveyou, But i wonder.
Signature Removal in Progress, Estimated time of completion? Neva
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Skyrider Deathknight
SUNDERING Goonswarm Federation
24
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Posted - 2016.01.28 12:51:59 -
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StonerPhReaK wrote:Great. Another war on npc's. What this one gonna be, A five part miniseries?
You forgot the link to the donations page.
Will Top donators be mentioned in the credits?
Actually i believe his royal highness wishes this to go straight to Movies. Completely bypassing the book stage. Would you like to reserve yourself a ticket? |
Skyrider Deathknight
SUNDERING Goonswarm Federation
24
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Posted - 2016.01.28 12:54:05 -
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StonerPhReaK wrote:Skyrider Deathknight wrote:Nitshe Razvedka wrote: Does your knob hurt with a mechanical hand? Goonies helping anyone in Highsec yher-ight.
My young local commoner, it does not hurt as much as one would think. Our mission is simple. End highsec incursions. We ask for nothing in return. Hisec incursions disappear pretty fast. Its them nullsec incursions that linger around for days on end. Any plans on helpin fight that good fight? Im sure most of the locals would be more than happy to help lend a hand. How about lowsec? I know youse have a rule that lowsec cant be done or whathaveyou, But i wonder.
Sir it would appear you are upset. I wish not to offend you. I am merely offering the services of the sansha crusade in those in dire need. Do you mock those who need our assistance? |
Dom Arkaral
Axios
32
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Posted - 2016.01.28 12:58:24 -
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Don't mind Nitshe, he's just another pleb posting on his alt He's also a terrible troll
Merc. Tear Gatherer. Quebecker
I have no Honer (truly)
Attache ta tuque avec d'la broche!
Ich bin krank! (I don't speak German don't bother)
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Skyrider Deathknight
SUNDERING Goonswarm Federation
24
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Posted - 2016.01.28 13:01:42 -
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Dom Arkaral wrote:Don't mind Nitshe, he's just another pleb posting on his alt He's also a terrible troll
I assure you kind sir. This is nor a troll or an alt. Underestimating us will be your undoing. |
Sonja Dash
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
0
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Posted - 2016.01.28 13:04:03 -
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What my oh so lovely friend Joe is trying to tell you:
You give us money so we don't end your incursions. hth |
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StonerPhReaK
Best Kept Frozen. Bad Intention
352
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Posted - 2016.01.28 13:04:45 -
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Skyrider Deathknight wrote:StonerPhReaK wrote:Skyrider Deathknight wrote:Nitshe Razvedka wrote: Does your knob hurt with a mechanical hand? Goonies helping anyone in Highsec yher-ight.
My young local commoner, it does not hurt as much as one would think. Our mission is simple. End highsec incursions. We ask for nothing in return. Hisec incursions disappear pretty fast. Its them nullsec incursions that linger around for days on end. Any plans on helpin fight that good fight? Im sure most of the locals would be more than happy to help lend a hand. How about lowsec? I know youse have a rule that lowsec cant be done or whathaveyou, But i wonder. Sir it would appear you are upset. I wish not to offend you. I am merely offering the services of the sansha crusade in those in dire need. Do you mock those who need our assistance?
You mistake upset for curiosity. The Sansha Scourge is persistent in all areas of space except wormhole. I wonder if this is just another plan to rile up the hisec population, Or if its a push to get CCP to do away with them all together as per your groups usual policy.
Signature Removal in Progress, Estimated time of completion? Neva
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Skyrider Deathknight
SUNDERING Goonswarm Federation
24
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Posted - 2016.01.28 13:08:30 -
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StonerPhReaK wrote:Skyrider Deathknight wrote:StonerPhReaK wrote:Skyrider Deathknight wrote:Nitshe Razvedka wrote: Does your knob hurt with a mechanical hand? Goonies helping anyone in Highsec yher-ight.
My young local commoner, it does not hurt as much as one would think. Our mission is simple. End highsec incursions. We ask for nothing in return. Hisec incursions disappear pretty fast. Its them nullsec incursions that linger around for days on end. Any plans on helpin fight that good fight? Im sure most of the locals would be more than happy to help lend a hand. How about lowsec? I know youse have a rule that lowsec cant be done or whathaveyou, But i wonder. Sir it would appear you are upset. I wish not to offend you. I am merely offering the services of the sansha crusade in those in dire need. Do you mock those who need our assistance? You mistake upset for curiosity. The Sansha Scourge is persistent in all areas of space except wormhole. I wonder if this is just another plan to rile up the hisec population, Or if its a push to get CCP to do away with them all together as per your groups usual policy.
This group has many goals in the eyes of his royal highness. Some of which are a means to an end. Rumors have risen within the ranks of total domination of the known verse. Who knows. But right now all you need to know is this. We are coming on the next full moon. We're here to stay. No highsec incursion will be farmable. |
David Jordan Price
Mystic Lion Hearts SpaceMonkey's Alliance
0
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Posted - 2016.01.28 13:10:13 -
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StonerPhReaK wrote:Skyrider Deathknight wrote:StonerPhReaK wrote:Skyrider Deathknight wrote:Nitshe Razvedka wrote: Does your knob hurt with a mechanical hand? Goonies helping anyone in Highsec yher-ight.
My young local commoner, it does not hurt as much as one would think. Our mission is simple. End highsec incursions. We ask for nothing in return. Hisec incursions disappear pretty fast. Its them nullsec incursions that linger around for days on end. Any plans on helpin fight that good fight? Im sure most of the locals would be more than happy to help lend a hand. How about lowsec? I know youse have a rule that lowsec cant be done or whathaveyou, But i wonder. Sir it would appear you are upset. I wish not to offend you. I am merely offering the services of the sansha crusade in those in dire need. Do you mock those who need our assistance? You mistake upset for curiosity, We all know stonrs cant get upset. Silly goon. The Sansha Scourge is persistent in all areas of space except wormhole. I wonder if this is just another plan to rile up the hisec population, Or if its a push to get CCP to do away with them all together as per your groups usual policy.
Nah, we like that sweet sweet ISK. But those Highsec Incursion dwellers..they have a far to boring life. We just want to spice it up a little, or lift the burden of their full wallets. |
Ro Fenrios
Armilies Corporation Unwanted Alliance
150
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Posted - 2016.01.28 13:16:03 -
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Which full moon? If you stand on the northern side of hrokkur planet 5 , there is at least one full moon tonight. |
Ralph King-Griffin
Devils Rejects 666 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
13816
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Posted - 2016.01.28 13:18:39 -
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Skyrider Deathknight wrote:Dom Arkaral wrote:Don't mind Nitshe, he's just another pleb posting on his alt He's also a terrible troll I assure you kind sir. This is nor a troll or an alt. Underestimating us will be your undoing. Im pretty sure you got the wrong end of the stick there. Regardless , this would be interesting if it actually happens .
Better the Devil you know.
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Skyrider Deathknight
SUNDERING Goonswarm Federation
24
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Posted - 2016.01.28 13:22:29 -
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Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Skyrider Deathknight wrote:Dom Arkaral wrote:Don't mind Nitshe, he's just another pleb posting on his alt He's also a terrible troll I assure you kind sir. This is nor a troll or an alt. Underestimating us will be your undoing. Im pretty sure you got the wrong end of the stick there. Regardless , this would be interesting if it actually happens .
That would be my mistake, i apologize. Sir you'll see. The known verse will change on that day we ride for the first time. |
StonerPhReaK
Best Kept Frozen. Bad Intention
352
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Posted - 2016.01.28 13:23:36 -
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Skyrider Deathknight wrote:
This group has many goals in the eyes of his royal highness. Some of which are a means to an end. Rumors have risen within the ranks of total domination of the known verse. Who knows. But right now all you need to know is this. We are coming on the next full moon. We're here to stay. No highsec incursion will be farmable.
Ahh, I see. I will note the moons activity over the comming weeks. Good luck on your endeavors. I truely hope you chaps stick to this plan. As other plans that have arisen recently seem to have gone not so well for the hive. I will watch this situation and plan accordingly any help i see able to. I have a ton of experience with kundalini, If questions are in need of an answer feel free to evemail me. Im off to generate real life content for my employer.
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Skyrider Deathknight
SUNDERING Goonswarm Federation
24
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Posted - 2016.01.28 13:23:40 -
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Ro Fenrios wrote:Which full moon? If you stand on the northern side of hrokkur planet 5 , there is at least one full moon tonight.
That is a manner of perception. Am i using the wrong moon? or are you using the wrong moon? is there a wrong or right moon to begin with?
You will go on to do great things with that perceptive mind of yours. Nurture it and grow as a person. |
Dom Arkaral
Axios
33
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Posted - 2016.01.28 13:24:54 -
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Skyrider Deathknight wrote:Dom Arkaral wrote:Don't mind Nitshe, he's just another pleb posting on his alt He's also a terrible troll I assure you kind sir. This is nor a troll or an alt. Underestimating us will be your undoing. Please read correctly... Nitshe is the troll, not you.. although
Merc. Tear Gatherer. Quebecker
I have no Honer (truly)
Attache ta tuque avec d'la broche!
Ich bin krank! (I don't speak German don't bother)
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Mortlake
Devils Rejects 666
1629
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Posted - 2016.01.28 14:01:54 -
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I'm quite looking forward to seeing how this pans out.
Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. Truth be told, I've been pretty unlucky.
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Nitshe Razvedka
State War Academy Caldari State
330
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Posted - 2016.01.28 15:50:58 -
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Skyrider Deathknight wrote:Nitshe Razvedka wrote: Does your knob hurt with a mechanical hand? Goonies helping anyone in Highsec yher-ight.
My young local commoner, it does not hurt as much as one would think. Our mission is simple. End highsec incursions. We ask for nothing in return.
suppose a mech hand tis cheaper than a rub n tug.
Thieving pirates discuss INTEGRITY; Anarchist gankers give us LAWS; and Whoring merc's cry then blow off clients with INSULTS.
Up is down and down is up in the C&P Forum.
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Lan Wang
Knights of the Posing Meat FETID
2348
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Posted - 2016.01.28 16:46:35 -
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shouldnt this be in Missions & Complexes, stupid carebears
"Yeah. Put your tears in a jet can and leave them on your undock for your assailants to pick up. If they're camping you, I'm sure they're going to get thirsty." - Darth Squeemus
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Angel Cartel || Serpentis
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Dom Arkaral
Axios
34
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Posted - 2016.01.28 16:52:14 -
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Lan Wang wrote:shouldnt this be in Missions & Complexes, stupid carebears Goon bears ;)
Merc. Tear Gatherer. Quebecker
I have no Honer (truly)
Attache ta tuque avec d'la broche!
Ich bin krank! (I don't speak German don't bother)
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Lan Wang
Knights of the Posing Meat FETID
2349
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Posted - 2016.01.28 17:50:03 -
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Dom Arkaral wrote:Lan Wang wrote:shouldnt this be in Missions & Complexes, stupid carebears Goon bears ;)
you cant polish a turd mate
"Yeah. Put your tears in a jet can and leave them on your undock for your assailants to pick up. If they're camping you, I'm sure they're going to get thirsty." - Darth Squeemus
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Angel Cartel || Serpentis
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Dom Arkaral
Axios
34
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Posted - 2016.01.28 17:58:04 -
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Lan Wang wrote:Dom Arkaral wrote:Lan Wang wrote:shouldnt this be in Missions & Complexes, stupid carebears Goon bears ;) you cant polish a turd mate you can (altough you'll make one hell of a mess)
Merc. Tear Gatherer. Quebecker
I have no Honer (truly)
Attache ta tuque avec d'la broche!
Ich bin krank! (I don't speak German don't bother)
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
10467
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Posted - 2016.01.28 18:17:45 -
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Skyrider Deathknight wrote: You shall call us GÇ£The Sansha CrusadersGÇ¥
I shall call you by your more accurate name, "The Guild of Pompous Blowhards"
Got a HoleySheet1 corpse? I'll buy it for 200m!
Bumble's Space Log
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FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
3522
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Posted - 2016.01.28 19:05:13 -
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I like this content. It's been a while since someone irritated the incursioners. Also, a Goon hs incursion fleet is going to get some fights.
Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
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Mobadder Thworst
Strike Force GWU
797
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Posted - 2016.01.28 20:17:07 -
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I read this to say (I don't speak "role play" all that well, but I read King Lear a long time ago) that some rejects from Goonswarm are going to come up and run some incursions.
Ok
The only crime/punishment I see here is a general victimization of the English language.
Please move thread to "apathy and disinterest." |
Big rEy
SniggWaffe WAFFLES.
86
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Posted - 2016.01.29 12:45:09 -
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This is boring and it will not work. If you want to generate content, make contests not this scheme that will make you burn out in less than 1 month. You little null bears.
I Don't always PvP, but when I do...
I Don't always PvP, but when I do...
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Skyrider Deathknight
SUNDERING Goonswarm Federation
26
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Posted - 2016.01.29 14:18:17 -
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Big rEy wrote:This is boring and it will not work. If you want to generate content, make contests not this scheme that will make you burn out in less than 1 month. You little null bears.
>IF< we burn out in a month then so be it. You can stay that hopeful. However for that month that's no isk for you. And >IF< we last more than a month. That's more than a month of no isk for you. And enjoy your high influence grinding for us to just pop it :)
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