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Primuss Elitest
Southern Task Group
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Posted - 2016.02.17 20:48:05 -
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Good morning, afternoon, evening,
I have just occupied a WH and taken control. How ever the corps that own the POCOs seem to be very small and have no one online.
So what I am asking is there any advice to get rid of POCOs without bashing for hours on a couple of toons. I have emailed owners and no answers.
I will pay 1 bil to any corp that help clear them so I an put my own up .
Thank you.
PS I will make a HS entrance available. |
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
10870
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Posted - 2016.02.17 20:53:16 -
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I can get rid of them. 200m upfront from you to show good faith, and the rest when the job is done. Mail me to confirm.
Got a HoleySheet1 corpse? I'll buy it for 200m!
Bumble's Space Log
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Lan Wang
Knights of the Posing Meat FETID
2498
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Posted - 2016.02.17 20:56:09 -
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Bumblefck is legit as fck
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Raiz Nhell
Oceanic Death Squad SpaceMonkey's Alliance
492
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Posted - 2016.02.17 23:24:37 -
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Not to rain on Bumbles parade...
But you are aware you are asking for someone to come into your wormhole, with combat ships, and shoot stuff.
Someone who no doubt will be aware your in a 2 man corp, and will quickly be able to find all your assets within the wormhole. Someone who knows that you do not have the firepower to easily take down POCOs.
Did I mention that the person you hire will be bringing in combat ships.
If you aren't getting the idea by now, I'll happily come and help Bumble shoot "POCOs"
There is no such thing as a fair fight...
If your fighting fair you have automatically put yourself at a disadvantage.
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Neuntausend
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
650
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Posted - 2016.02.17 23:33:41 -
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Booo! Get lost, you slimey do-gooder!
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Nevyn Auscent
Broke Sauce
2988
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Posted - 2016.02.17 23:48:52 -
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Just take any laser ship, and bash the POCO's yourself. |
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
10877
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Posted - 2016.02.17 23:50:00 -
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Raiz Nhell wrote:Not to rain on Bumbles parade...
Bring your COMBAT SHIPS - I will split OP's PCOC BOUNTY with you!
Quote:Just take any laser ship, and bash the POCO's yourself.
Nevyn, you bad (wo)man - this is clearly a job for a professional, not a Johnny-come-Amateur. The OP requires professionals
Got a HoleySheet1 corpse? I'll buy it for 200m!
Bumble's Space Log
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Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
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Posted - 2016.02.17 23:58:37 -
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Bumblefck wrote:I can get rid of them. 200m upfront from you to show good faith, and the rest when the job is done. Mail me to confirm. As usual, I am ready to lend my support with the overwhelming destructive force that is my Velator of doom.
The usual fee will be fine.
Mr Epeen
There are 86,400 seconds in a day. You just saved one of them by typing 'u' instead of 'you'.-á Congratulations, dumbass!
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Tau Cabalander
Retirement Retreat Working Stiffs
5745
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Posted - 2016.02.18 00:10:03 -
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More of a topic for Crime & Punishment |
Akirei Scytale
Okami Syndicate
3626
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Posted - 2016.02.18 00:13:40 -
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Laziness, wormholes and trusting strangers all wrapped up in a neat little post.
This will end in tears and entertainment. |
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Pix Severus
Empty You
3113
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Posted - 2016.02.18 00:54:36 -
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Lan Wang wrote:Bumblefck is legit as fck
+1
My lord.
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Cara Forelli
Meticulously Indifferent
1606
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Posted - 2016.02.18 00:56:28 -
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I would ask in WH forum. Offer the money upfront because they are trolls but there are groups that will do it for the right price. Money talks. Be careful who you give the entrance to obviously...
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Barrett Fruitcake
State War Academy Caldari State
51
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Posted - 2016.02.18 01:10:53 -
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Not sure coming to GD was the best thing to do looking for this kind of help.
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Tisiphone Dira
WiNGSPAN Academy for Enterprising Pilots The WINGSPAN Logo Alliance
644
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Posted - 2016.02.18 01:56:14 -
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Are you placing an order for a torpedo delivery? |
Atomic Virulent
Dark Matter Industrial
132
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Posted - 2016.02.18 03:13:09 -
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1st. Nobody is going to help you take down POCOS. They will HALP you by taking your 1 Billion ISK and then by podding you and your mates out of the WH and will ensure you do not make it back until the WH collapses.
2nd. Even if you did find enough subcaps to blap a POCO (15 man fleet will take you 3-5 hours MINIMUM just to reinforce one)
3rd. You will NEVER even approach a return on your investment. A 45man PI corp that has spreadsheeted the sht out of scheduling your setups/harvesting might let you begin to think about what life was like before you wasted the ISK on POCOS by the year 2035.
Think of yourself as a mom-and-pop store. And remember that there is Walmart. Not just one, but about 3 dozen Walmarts that are the only ones who can make POCOS work as an ISK generator. Unless you are one of these Walmarts, stay out of WH PI. It's a waste of tiime. |
Atomic Virulent
Dark Matter Industrial
132
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Posted - 2016.02.18 03:14:23 -
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Tisiphone Dira wrote:Are you placing an order for a torpedo delivery?
Is this line supposed to be funny still? |
Lan Wang
Knights of the Posing Meat FETID
2505
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Posted - 2016.02.18 09:14:25 -
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Atomic Virulent wrote:2nd. Even if you did find enough subcaps to blap a POCO (15 man fleet will take you 3-5 hours MINIMUM just to reinforce one)
3-5 hours just to reinforce a poco with 15 bombers
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Aiwha
Infinite Point Northern Army
991
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Posted - 2016.02.18 10:36:33 -
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find a merc group on the Crime and Punishment board.
Sanity is fun leaving the body.
Aiwha for CSM XI
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Ralph King-Griffin
Devils Rejects 666 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
14204
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Posted - 2016.02.18 10:46:38 -
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yeah ... what?!
Better the Devil you know.
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Pandora Bokks
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
36
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Posted - 2016.02.18 11:12:50 -
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Primuss Elitest wrote:Good morning, afternoon, evening,
I have just occupied a WH and taken control. How ever the corps that own the POCOs seem to be very small and have no one online.
So what I am asking is there any advice to get rid of POCOs without bashing for hours on a couple of toons. I have emailed owners and no answers.
I will pay 1 bil to any corp that help clear them so I an put my own up .
Thank you.
PS I will make a HS entrance available.
Did you even do the math to understand how long it takes you to save on taxes to break even? |
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Eternus8lux8lucis
Primus Inc. LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
642
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Posted - 2016.02.18 11:16:23 -
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Atomic Virulent wrote:1st. Nobody is going to help you take down POCOS. They will HALP you by taking your 1 Billion ISK and then by podding you and your mates out of the WH and will ensure you do not make it back until the WH collapses.
2nd. Even if you did find enough subcaps to blap a POCO (15 man fleet will take you 3-5 hours MINIMUM just to reinforce one)
3rd. You will NEVER even approach a return on your investment. A 45man PI corp that has spreadsheeted the sht out of scheduling your setups/harvesting might let you begin to think about what life was like before you wasted the ISK on POCOS by the year 2035.
Think of yourself as a mom-and-pop store. And remember that there is Walmart. Not just one, but about 3 dozen Walmarts that are the only ones who can make POCOS work as an ISK generator. Unless you are one of these Walmarts, stay out of WH PI. It's a waste of tiime. LOL Ive done it solo in less time than your talking about and as for ROI thats up to what planet types they are but 45 man PI corp? WOW!! you are an idiot of extreme measures and I thought the OP was bad enough.
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Imam: That's right.
Richard B. Riddick: Had to end sometime.
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helana Tsero
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
367
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Posted - 2016.02.18 11:42:30 -
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LOL interested parties should perhaps look at OPs corp and KB history...
he has been living in WHs for a while..
I smells bait.... ehmm... I mean content creation.
"... ppl need to get out of caves and they will see something new... thats where is eve placed... not in cave..."-á | zoonr-Korsairs |-á QFT !
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hvaniceday
who moved my wormhole
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Posted - 2016.02.18 13:39:26 -
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Atomic Virulent wrote:1st. Nobody is going to help you take down POCOS. They will HALP you by taking your 1 Billion ISK and then by podding you and your mates out of the WH and will ensure you do not make it back until the WH collapses.
2nd. Even if you did find enough subcaps to blap a POCO (15 man fleet will take you 3-5 hours MINIMUM just to reinforce one)
3rd. You will NEVER even approach a return on your investment. A 45man PI corp that has spreadsheeted the sht out of scheduling your setups/harvesting might let you begin to think about what life was like before you wasted the ISK on POCOS by the year 2035.
Think of yourself as a mom-and-pop store. And remember that there is Walmart. Not just one, but about 3 dozen Walmarts that are the only ones who can make POCOS work as an ISK generator. Unless you are one of these Walmarts, stay out of WH PI. It's a waste of tiime.
At least make your "Colorful descriptions" somewhat believable. Might just tell him the truth. EVE is dying and you need to save your isk for EVE II.
1) Get laser ships 2) shoot POCO 3) ?? 4) Profit |
Ocean Ormand
Bagel and Lox
5
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Posted - 2016.02.18 14:20:37 -
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Atomic Virulent wrote:1st. Nobody is going to help you take down POCOS. They will HALP you by taking your 1 Billion ISK and then by podding you and your mates out of the WH and will ensure you do not make it back until the WH collapses.
2nd. Even if you did find enough subcaps to blap a POCO (15 man fleet will take you 3-5 hours MINIMUM just to reinforce one)
3rd. You will NEVER even approach a return on your investment. A 45man PI corp that has spreadsheeted the sht out of scheduling your setups/harvesting might let you begin to think about what life was like before you wasted the ISK on POCOS by the year 2035.
Think of yourself as a mom-and-pop store. And remember that there is Walmart. Not just one, but about 3 dozen Walmarts that are the only ones who can make POCOS work as an ISK generator. Unless you are one of these Walmarts, stay out of WH PI. It's a waste of tiime.
I disagree. There are folk that will shoot things for isk. Some of them are honorable or at least are concerned enough about how their reputation effects future contracts that they will not screw over a client directly. Ofc shooting pocos is tedious and when in a wh logistically difficult, so it probably will be pricey. It does not take 3-5 hours with a subcap with a subcap fleet of 15 to blast reinforce a single poco. Use oracles with those glass cannon thingys (i forget their name) and they will go down much quicker. OFC im not saying its quick or fun - just that a 15 man fleet will not take 3 to 5 hours for a single one.
Finally, taking pocos to make a isk from taxes is generally a losing proposition (isk wise). The only way it makes any sense at all is if you are doing heavy pi yourself. Then maybe by saving the tax that you pay it will work out cost wise.
To the OP - have you tried contacting the corp that owns the pocos? If they are active you might be able to negotiate buying them from the corp. |
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
6971
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Posted - 2016.02.18 16:17:14 -
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Oh this looks fun.
*popcorn*
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
Vice Admiral
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department
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Shiloh Templeton
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
497
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Posted - 2016.02.18 16:29:50 -
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Foo had a good blog post dated 1/3/16 on POCO bashing.
"1K+ DPS recommended for AFK POCO bashing. 3K+ DPS recommended for at keyboard bashing. without more than 500DPS you cant beat the passive tank."
He suggests a Myrmidon fit that is cheap enough to run AFK with insurance.
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helana Tsero
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
369
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Posted - 2016.02.18 23:21:22 -
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Atomic Virulent wrote:1st. Nobody is going to help you take down POCOS. They will HALP you by taking your 1 Billion ISK and then by podding you and your mates out of the WH and will ensure you do not make it back until the WH collapses.
2nd. Even if you did find enough subcaps to blap a POCO (15 man fleet will take you 3-5 hours MINIMUM just to reinforce one)
3rd. You will NEVER even approach a return on your investment. A 45man PI corp that has spreadsheeted the sht out of scheduling your setups/harvesting might let you begin to think about what life was like before you wasted the ISK on POCOS by the year 2035.
Think of yourself as a mom-and-pop store. And remember that there is Walmart. Not just one, but about 3 dozen Walmarts that are the only ones who can make POCOS work as an ISK generator. Unless you are one of these Walmarts, stay out of WH PI. It's a waste of tiime.
LOL you have no idea what your talking about. I do super lazy PI on two toons and reset my extractors every 3 days. I still make 300-400m a week in wormhole PI. He doenst need to kill all the POCOS.. only the ones he needs. or if the tax rate is small just leave them and use existing.
OP if your serious and this wasnt a attempt to bait a group for lol kills (and your seriously silly for posting this on GD)..
then all you need to do is roll your connections, get in a couple max dps mym or oracle etc and then AFK this. Especially if you do this in late US- AU timezone.. your unlikely to have someone roll into you. should be able to reo it in 3-4 hours.
"... ppl need to get out of caves and they will see something new... thats where is eve placed... not in cave..."-á | zoonr-Korsairs |-á QFT !
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Primuss Elitest
Southern Task Group
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Posted - 2016.02.20 03:55:47 -
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Offer withdrawn. Thanks to the genuine offers in and out of game. Yes maybe silly putting this up in GD. We will see in the future. It might make for some interesting content. |
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