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Brigar Starcleaver
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Posted - 2003.12.11 07:52:00 -
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anyboady know the way into the jovian empire
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slothe
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Posted - 2003.12.11 09:09:00 -
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Edited by: slothe on 11/12/2003 09:09:54 Go up the road half a mile, left at the lights, 3 miles straight on over the 2 mini roundabouts, right by the fire station, carry on going for further half a mile and its by the chip shop on the left.
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.11 09:12:00 -
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I followed your instructions and I ended up at a laundrette. -------------------------------------------- Dead
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Filve Tantiss
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Posted - 2003.12.11 09:16:00 -
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There is currently no way in to Jove space, however, back in the old days ther was, you would simply set your clone to activate in a Jove station in Jove space, but CCP removed that.
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Kane Jacobs
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Posted - 2003.12.11 09:18:00 -
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To the original poster: You cant get to Jove space yet. But feel free to try out the directions you were given above.. _______________________________________________
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Rodj Blake
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Posted - 2003.12.11 09:27:00 -
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Quote: I followed your instructions and I ended up at a laundrette.
You only thought it was a laundrette - it was really Jove space in disguise.
What you thought were washing machines were in fact cloning vats.
Dolce et decorum est pro imperator mori |
MSDborris
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Posted - 2003.12.11 09:28:00 -
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jove space is a no go for at least a year.. as for those instructions i follow'd them too it sent me to a local **** shop ( i saw my sister there she was buying stuff.. i wont be following any advice of the internet again )
***** " MSDborris, " Baka!, Hentia! "
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.11 09:38:00 -
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Quote:
Quote: I followed your instructions and I ended up at a laundrette.
You only thought it was a laundrette - it was really Jove space in disguise.
What you thought were washing machines were in fact cloning vats.
Well, when I put my dirty smalls into the "washing machine" it made some rather strange noises...."phwooraroror" -------------------------------------------- Dead
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Discorporation
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Posted - 2003.12.11 09:44:00 -
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you put your smalls in the attendent there, didnt you :(
[Heterocephalus glaber]
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.11 09:52:00 -
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Quote: you put your smalls in the attendent there, didnt you :(
I think I've just hi-jacked another thread. Very sorry. One day i will post on-topic and the mods will all have heart attacks. -------------------------------------------- Dead
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vyperpit
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Posted - 2003.12.11 09:55:00 -
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Donno but there will be a reckoning when I get there for what they have done to me. ----
Fair Fighting Quote stolen from Waagaa Ktlehr who borrowed it from ??? "If you end up in a fair fight, you planned it wrong." (Ehm yeah, or CCP ****ed with the scanner again..) |
Hackett
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Posted - 2003.12.11 09:59:00 -
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Quote:
Quote:
Quote: I followed your instructions and I ended up at a laundrette.
You only thought it was a laundrette - it was really Jove space in disguise.
What you thought were washing machines were in fact cloning vats.
Well, when I put my dirty smalls into the "washing machine" it made some rather strange noises...."phwooraroror"
How could your smalls be dirty? - you dont wear any...
Are they Mauds???
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.11 10:25:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 11/12/2003 10:25:32
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How could your smalls be dirty? - you dont wear any...
Are they Mauds???
Nope, maud goes commando too... must have picked up j0sephines dirty panties "by mistake". -------------------------------------------- Dead
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Hackett
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Posted - 2003.12.11 10:52:00 -
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I can understand the mistake - you should see our hanger after Lian has been through there.
I had to chuck a bucket of water over Flatliner
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.11 11:42:00 -
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Quote: I can understand the mistake - you should see our hanger after Lian has been through there.
I had to chuck a bucket of water over Flatliner
Bet you'd make a fortune selling Lian's dirty underwear... -------------------------------------------- Dead
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Hackett
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Posted - 2003.12.11 11:54:00 -
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I fear that for me would be a very short lived occupation if I got caught
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.11 11:56:00 -
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Quote: I fear that for me would be a very short lived occupation if I got caught
I have plenty. Ill send a loaded indy over -------------------------------------------- Dead
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.12.11 12:01:00 -
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Quote: I fear that for me would be a very short lived occupation if I got caught
busted
I hope you have upgraded your clone
This is not a hijack
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Hackett
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Posted - 2003.12.11 12:04:00 -
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Quote:
Quote: I fear that for me would be a very short lived occupation if I got caught
busted
I hope you have upgraded your clone
Oh-oh...
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Hackett
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Posted - 2003.12.11 12:04:00 -
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Quote:
Quote: I fear that for me would be a very short lived occupation if I got caught
I have plenty. Ill send a loaded indy over
Cool - the lads will be well pleased - time to celebrate with cake (which I stole from bUBbLeS)
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.11 12:07:00 -
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Ignore Lian, she's a *****cat really...
Anyway, if she didn't leave her underwear all over my bedroom floor all the time, I wouldn't be able to fill an iteron, non?
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.12.11 12:11:00 -
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please refrain from discussing my underwear in public
what will the jovians think when they read this? they might come down and investigate *shudders*
This is not a hijack
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.11 12:13:00 -
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Quote: please refrain from discussing my underwear in public
what will the jovians think when they read this? they might come down and investigate *shudders*
Too late, they are my biggest export market -------------------------------------------- Dead
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2003.12.11 12:23:00 -
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hate to break it to you miso, but I'm only infected with a jovian virus, I'm not actually Jovian.
BTW is the next delivery on schedule? ----------- "Remember people: Omber is the biggest evil ever created, DO NOT let it get to you!" Waagaa Ktlehr, BDCI
I have a blog
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Miso
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Posted - 2003.12.11 12:40:00 -
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Edited by: Miso on 11/12/2003 12:40:37 Omber, I told you before, I'll start up your shipments if you promise not to decorate roid belts with them. Scordite does not "get cold" without them. -------------------------------------------- Dead
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Rodj Blake
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Posted - 2003.12.11 12:48:00 -
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Edited by: Rodj Blake on 11/12/2003 12:49:45
Quote: please refrain from discussing my underwear in public
what will the jovians think when they read this? they might come down and investigate *shudders*
*tries to dismiss mental image of jovians investigating Lianhuan's underwear*
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Omber Zombie
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Posted - 2003.12.11 12:49:00 -
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but the hemorphite needs the tiger print g-string... ----------- "Remember people: Omber is the biggest evil ever created, DO NOT let it get to you!" Waagaa Ktlehr, BDCI
I have a blog
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Maud Dib
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Posted - 2003.12.11 13:02:00 -
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Quote: Edited by: Miso on 11/12/2003 10:25:32
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How could your smalls be dirty? - you dont wear any...
Are they Mauds???
Nope, maud goes commando too... must have picked up j0sephines dirty panties "by mistake".
Ok how did I get drawn into this one? j0sephine is so pretty her panties don't get dirty.
Now Jash is going to come gank me for looking at j0sephine. It's going to be a really crappy day.
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Lianhaun
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Posted - 2003.12.11 13:30:00 -
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Quote: Edited by: Rodj Blake on 11/12/2003 12:49:45
Quote: please refrain from discussing my underwear in public
what will the jovians think when they read this? they might come down and investigate *shudders*
*tries to dismiss mental image of jovians investigating Lianhuan's underwear*
what to wear when I have none left?, seems that I can make a decent profit by selling them.
And the Jovians have been going through my undies, as a trade I fly a titan and they are going to assimilate me into a jove if I prance around in their version of lingerie.
This is not a hijack
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Discorporation
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Posted - 2003.12.11 13:34:00 -
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we're actually in negotiation with the jove empire to sell undies in trade for titans
so far, they've respectfully declined flatliners undies. we haven't dared to show them sutties' yet :(
they did show interest in an artifact they call "buff molle" though. interesting
[Heterocephalus glaber]
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