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Mezzerfitz
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.03.02 09:53:01 -
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Hey Guys and Gals,
Mezzerfitz here, and today I am for sale! Although it's odd that I am selling myself, the funds from my self-slave-trade will go to fund a great cause! Gambling! Although I do love to fly about with this bearded fool, the time has come for me to move on and let some other neckbeard forcibly teach me boring-ass subjects like Astronautic Engineering and Cynosural Field Theory by slamming books in my face that I have a time limit to read! What the *!#$@ New Eden!? Anyway here is a look at all the books I was forced to read to the end and get my technical certificate for a job in , like in those 2 A.M. infomercials from the 90's about going back to school. You know the ones the list all of the jobs you could choose from if you called the 1-800 number, yeah. Except some of them just listed them from bottom to top so damn fast your eyes just barely caught "Male Nurse" or what you think it said? Yeah:
Level 5 Skills:
Mechanics/ Industry Anchoring / Mining Drone Interfacing / Salvaging Drones / Archaeology Propulsion Jamming / Astrometrics Advanced Weapon Upgrades / Science CPU Management / Spaceship Command Electronics Upgrade / Mining Barge Power Grid Management / Gallente Industrial Weapon Upgrades / Caldari Frigate Armored Warfare / Caldari Cruiser Leadership / Advanced Space Ship Command Evasive Maneuvering / Long Range Targeting Navigation / Signature Analysis Warp Drive Operation / Target Management
The guy who owns me now always said to me that I was "a Jack of all trades but good at none, yet". Whatever that means, anyway, so starting bid on this immortal sack of skin and bones is 8 billion. If you want me real bad cause you like what I am working with, please buy me out at 18 billion and not a penny less.
Alright lazies here is the TLDR that's on my head:
I have:
- 25,259,298 skill points
- 0.0 Security Status
- Positive Isk Status: 5,000 ISK
- Currently parked in a swag room Jita where I have been glued to the couch.
- My corp is The Scope(which I must say is a borish but neutral company)
- I have no bounty on my head
- I can fly every tech 2 mining barge (wooh I am fancy!)
- I was born in 2010 but I am damn smart for 5 1/2 year old. :P
- No augments, and no jump clones
- Remember guys I am being sold for gambling money so get out the metal. :)
All CCP Rules Apply Bonus Remaps: 3 Start Bid: 8 bil Buy Out: 18 bil Make my owner happy <3 <3 :)
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MyFavoritePlanetIsPluto
Ouroboros Ventures
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Posted - 2016.03.02 11:00:28 -
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14b, also have char link? |
Mezzerfitz
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.03.02 12:06:36 -
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MyFavoritePlanetIsPluto wrote:14b, also have char link?
14B is the current bid and yes here is the link http://eveboard.com/pilot/Mezzerfitz with no password. Also I will be sure to update the original post.
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Mezzerfitz
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.03.03 18:01:08 -
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bump |
Ms Freeman
Warp Desu
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Posted - 2016.03.04 13:24:41 -
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14.5b |
Mezzerfitz
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.03.04 14:50:10 -
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bump |
Mezzerfitz
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.03.05 23:04:01 -
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bump |
Mezzerfitz
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.03.06 00:57:06 -
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MyFavoritePlanetIsPluto wrote:14b, also have char link?
Ill accept your offer of 14b MyFavoritePlanetIsPluto. MyFavoritePlanetIsPluto wins this auction for Mezzerfitz for 14B isk. Please send isk and account name. |
MyFavoritePlanetIsPluto
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Posted - 2016.03.06 01:15:58 -
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ISK and account info sent |
MyFavoritePlanetIsPluto
Ouroboros Ventures
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Posted - 2016.03.06 07:16:27 -
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Status on transfer? No response since payment... |
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Mezzerfitz
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.03.07 06:00:47 -
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MyFavoritePlanetIsPluto wrote:Status on transfer? No response since payment...
Email sent detailing current status. I was held up by a bank error and an issue paying the transfer fee. Will transfer asap tomorrow 3/7/16. Very sorry for the delay, situation was out of my control. |
Mezzerfitz
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.03.07 09:21:25 -
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MyFavoritePlanetIsPluto wrote:Status on transfer? No response since payment...
Sorry again for the delay. The transfer is complete. Thanks for your business. |
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