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XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
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Posted - 2016.05.05 16:25:14 -
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Did you know: Stephen Clarke holds the record for the worldGÇÖs fastest pumpkin carving time: 24.03 seconds, smashing his previous record of 54.72 seconds. The rules of the competition state that the pumpkin must weigh less than 24 pounds and be carved in a traditional way, which requires at least eyes, nose, ears, and a mouth.
Because I put way too much effort into these bumps, I went and dug up the video of this garbage. Seriously, the other guy was faster but forgot the ears. And lord knows, without the ears, a pumpkin is apparently truly not carved. Also, if you're like me and would throw all of these lame pumpkin people into an ocean if you were suddenly made Dictator of Earth, feel free to swing by OLDS chat today so we can help harvest you a new EVE experience. |
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
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Posted - 2016.05.10 17:24:38 -
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Did you know: The first Google storage was made from Legos. Google needed an expandable and cheap way to house 10 4GB hard drives.
Which really is all one needs. If you're doing something that requires more than 40 gigabytes, you're probably just trying too hard. Looking to build up your corp experience by hanging out with a bunch of dirty casuals who end up making tryhards like Rote Kappelle mad at them? Swing by OLDS chat today so we can see if the holes in your EVE experience fit snugly with the pegs of our little EVE home. |
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
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Posted - 2016.05.17 15:37:12 -
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Did you know: William Hitler, a nephew of Adolf Hitler, was in the U.S. Navy during WWII. He changed his name after the war.
Yeah, I wouldn't want to be named William either. *rimshot* Hey, you thinking of changing the name of the corp you're in? Swing by OLDS chat so we can work on providing you with a much better moniker. |
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen
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Posted - 2016.05.18 14:41:30 -
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Did you know: Each year in Canada, about 225 men fall overboard and drown as a consequence of standing up in a boat to urinate overboard
This is a very specific stat. It makes me wonder if there's someone in the Canadian government whose task it is to collate this stat. Maybe a secretary of deathkeeping or whatnot. It makes me paranoid to fall off a boat in Canada and die, because how do they even know that the people were attempting to urinate rather than say, fish, or... look at a sea-moose or some other fantastical Canadian creature? No sirree, I would not want to be libeled in death as "just another idiot pissing off the boat and dying", so I think I'll play EVE rather than hang out on Canadian boats. Do you also share this very specific fear of being on Canadian boats, hence you fly around on internet spaceboats? Great, swing by OLDS chat and we can live a much safer life of peeing in toilets in-between murdering people in e-space, as god obviously intended. |
XavierVE
No Corporation for Old Spacemen No Kill Too Small
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Posted - 2016.05.21 23:00:51 -
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Did you know: It is against Michigan state law to tie a crocodile to a fire hydrant
This factoid on the trivia website I use for these is listed in the category: "Strange and Funny: 53 Crazy Laws." Yet, that is not a crazy law. Do we want to live in a society where you walk down the street to see people tying up their pet crocodiles to fire hydrants? This could not possibly be safe. Kudos to Michigan. If you'd like to take a bite of the relaxed older pilot life, swing by OLDS chat so we can anchor your EVE experience with random killmails. |
Thor Johannessen
No Corporation for Old Spacemen No Kill Too Small
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Posted - 2016.07.05 23:10:00 -
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Did You know: That fish that migrate from the sea into freshwater to spawn are considered anadromous.
Salmon are an anadromous species. Unlike most salmon though we don't die by age 5. Swing by OLDS chat for a relaxed atmosphere, unlike salmon we don't migrate. |
Thor Johannessen
No Corporation for Old Spacemen No Kill Too Small
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Posted - 2016.07.27 19:22:29 -
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It is with regret that I must inform anyone visiting this post that, OLDS is no longer open and running. Most members of OLDS moved into "We the Mightily Distinguished" if you want a similar culture from members who have flown with Xavier for years we do our best to replicate it. PvP focused, USTZ.
Public channel: [WMD] (with the brackets)
Thank You, Thor Johannessen |
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