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Oddsodz
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
174
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Posted - 2016.03.30 23:41:39 -
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So some of you poor souls worship the false god known as 'Bob'. 'Bob is not real. He is not your savourer. He is not the one that rolls your wormhole connections just the way you want them. He does not give blessings onto you for them that sacrifice ships and crews at the sun.
To worship 'Bob' is to lower one's understanding of one's place in New Eden.
For them that are enlightened. 'Susan' is the one and only true deity of the cluster. To acknowledge 'Susan' is to empower one's self to a higher state of understanding. 'Susan' does not need your worship. She does not ask you to pray to her. She will not order you to sacrifice your ships and crews to her. All one needs to understand is that 'Susan' is the one and only true deity of New Eden. And her 'will' is divine and you will know it when you see it.
Spread the word, 'Susan' is all.
Thank you all yeh that have seen |
Jaret Victorian
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd. Arataka Research Consortium
342
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Posted - 2016.03.31 00:13:31 -
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Someone was asking for a notable theological discussion?
Here's your chance.
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd. Follow us on GalNet!
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Claudia Osyn
The Scope Gallente Federation
1671
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Posted - 2016.03.31 14:53:07 -
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I, Claudia Amelia Testarossa Wingate Lillithella Osyn MDCXXXIV, Goddess of the IGS, am the only tangible deity in New Eden. My laws, as written by my faithful preist Aux Aliette, are undeniable. Acknowledge and worship me instead.
A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
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Utari Onzo
Pentag Blade Curatores Veritatis Alliance
1075
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Posted - 2016.03.31 15:05:17 -
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I thought the whole Bob thing was terrible in Anoikis. It still is, and so is this Susan thing.
"Face the enemy as a solid wall
For faith is your armor
And through it, the enemy will find no breach
Wrap your arms around the enemy
For faith is your fire
And with it, burn away his evil"
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Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour Sani-Sabik
1349
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Posted - 2016.03.31 16:43:16 -
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And the faithful of Susan shall cast out the followers of Bob from the holy places, the graven images and profane idols will be cast down and smashed. And the followers of Bob shall weep and gnash their teeth, and there shall be a great wailing. The wailing Bob cultists shall do violence upon the Orthodoxy of Susan, and blood shall flow in the streets, and there will be much grief and wailing amongst those that survive the violence. Teeth shall be gnashed. For those without teeth, Teeth shall be provided.
Or something. I just wrote that out of nothing. But you see, being an expert in the things that I am expert in, I know the pattern of religious conflicts, and what I wrote is pretty much what is going to happen.
Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
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Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
1076
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Posted - 2016.03.31 16:54:55 -
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Why do you Monotheistic Faith believers love gnashing your teeth so much?
A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
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Utari Onzo
Pentag Blade Curatores Veritatis Alliance
1076
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Posted - 2016.03.31 16:56:20 -
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Elmund Egivand wrote:Why do you Monotheistic Faith believers love gnashing your teeth so much?
Someone needs to keep the dental droids in work.
"Face the enemy as a solid wall
For faith is your armor
And through it, the enemy will find no breach
Wrap your arms around the enemy
For faith is your fire
And with it, burn away his evil"
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Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
1076
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Posted - 2016.03.31 17:06:20 -
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Utari Onzo wrote:Elmund Egivand wrote:Why do you Monotheistic Faith believers love gnashing your teeth so much? Someone needs to keep the dental droids in work.
But the Amarr had been doing it since before there were dental droids.
A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
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Stellar Compass
Secret Passage
4
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Posted - 2016.03.31 18:29:18 -
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Oddsodz wrote:So some of you poor souls worship the false god known as 'Bob'. 'Bob is not real. He is not your savourer. He is not the one that rolls your wormhole connections just the way you want them. He does not give blessings onto you for them that sacrifice ships and crews at the sun.
To worship 'Bob' is to lower one's understanding of one's place in New Eden.
For them that are enlightened. 'Susan' is the one and only true deity of the cluster. To acknowledge 'Susan' is to empower one's self to a higher state of understanding. 'Susan' does not need your worship. She does not ask you to pray to her. She will not order you to sacrifice your ships and crews to her. All one needs to understand is that 'Susan' is the one and only true deity of New Eden. And her 'will' is divine and you will know it when you see it.
Spread the word, 'Susan' is all.
Thank you all yeh that have seen Pray to Bob for forgiveness, ask for his blessing in your holy war, sacrifice the enemies supercaps and systems to the cleansing fire and he will guide you to victory though the clouds of burning wings, and the pathways through his holy orifices.
Or ask susan for a nice neck rub or something.....Puny God |
IbanezLaney
The Church of Awesome
1545
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Posted - 2016.04.12 05:07:22 -
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Bob and Susan should totally hook up.
https://soundcloud.com/ibanezlaney
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Mithandra
Catastrophic Operations RAZOR Alliance
524
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Posted - 2016.04.18 09:39:53 -
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You deny BoB?
Not only do you deny BoB, but you heap insult upon blasphemy by trying to replace the irreplaceable with "Susan"?
BoB is a capricious God it is true, but he doesn't pretend to be otherwise. To worship BoB is not a duty enforced by the enlightened upon the unwashed masses. It is a sacred calling taken up only by those brave enough to risk all they have and all they will ever have in his name.
If Susan does not "need" our worship, our devotion, our blood and treasure, it is because she is unworthy of them.
A god who does not require worship is not a god, but a voyeur, staring down upon the masses of humanity wending their pitiful way through life.
Give me a capricious god over an upstart uncaring one any day.
Eve is the dark haired, totally hot emo gothchild of the gaming community
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Yarosara Ruil
Haighare Pirates
211
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Posted - 2016.04.18 10:24:37 -
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It's spelled Bob, Miss Mithandra, not BoB! Only one capital B!
BoB is Band of Brothers, you silly person. |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
2565
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Posted - 2016.04.18 11:07:42 -
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Every God does exist, and Bob especially. The more peoples do believe in Him, the greater he becomes. Even Nauplius's God exist, even if he believes in Him alone without followers...
Just Claudia doesn't really exist... as a God. Unless she will show us someone who actually worships her. I will gladly take my words back that she isn't a god if I can see such idiot.
Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.
In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
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Mithandra
Catastrophic Operations RAZOR Alliance
525
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Posted - 2016.04.18 13:59:37 -
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Yarosara Ruil wrote:It's spelled Bob, Miss Mithandra, not BoB! Only one capital B!
BoB is Band of Brothers, you silly person.
Schism !!!
I have executed my spellchecker to cover up my mistake.
Eve is the dark haired, totally hot emo gothchild of the gaming community
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Utari Onzo
Pentag Blade Curatores Veritatis Alliance
1091
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Posted - 2016.04.18 15:08:14 -
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Elmund Egivand wrote:Utari Onzo wrote:Elmund Egivand wrote:Why do you Monotheistic Faith believers love gnashing your teeth so much? Someone needs to keep the dental droids in work. But the Amarr had been doing it since before there were dental droids.
Before dental droids, there were medical proffessionals called dentists. They, too, needed work. It seems historically they were expensive as well.
"Face the enemy as a solid wall
For faith is your armor
And through it, the enemy will find no breach
Wrap your arms around the enemy
For faith is your fire
And with it, burn away his evil"
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Tyrel Toov
Non-Hostile Target
679
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Posted - 2016.04.18 15:58:46 -
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Diana Kim wrote:Every God does exist, and Bob especially. The more peoples do believe in Him, the greater he becomes. Even Nauplius's God exist, even if he believes in Him alone without followers...
Just Claudia doesn't really exist... as a God. Unless she will show us someone who actually worships her. I will gladly take my words back that she isn't a god if I can see such idiot. **** it. Hail Claudia!
I want to paint my ship Periwinkle.
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Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
1028
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Posted - 2016.04.18 16:28:19 -
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Considering the alternatives....
Some red guy who wants me to eat my people, some other guy who wants to enslave my people, some wormhole guy I know nothing about, nor do I get...
Hail Claudia...? |
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
1714
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Posted - 2016.04.18 16:39:51 -
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Hail me.
A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
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Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
2569
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Posted - 2016.04.18 17:34:32 -
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Tyrel Toov wrote:Diana Kim wrote:Every God does exist, and Bob especially. The more peoples do believe in Him, the greater he becomes. Even Nauplius's God exist, even if he believes in Him alone without followers...
Just Claudia doesn't really exist... as a God. Unless she will show us someone who actually worships her. I will gladly take my words back that she isn't a god if I can see such idiot. **** it. Hail Claudia! Fine. She's a God. But...
**** Claudia.
Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.
In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
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Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
1716
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Posted - 2016.04.18 17:41:50 -
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Diana Kim wrote:Tyrel Toov wrote:Diana Kim wrote:Every God does exist, and Bob especially. The more peoples do believe in Him, the greater he becomes. Even Nauplius's God exist, even if he believes in Him alone without followers...
Just Claudia doesn't really exist... as a God. Unless she will show us someone who actually worships her. I will gladly take my words back that she isn't a god if I can see such idiot. **** it. Hail Claudia! Fine. She's a God. But... **** Claudia. I love you too, Kimmy. Go with my blessing.
A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
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Jason Galente
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
247
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Posted - 2016.04.18 19:04:49 -
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Praise Susan of the Great Blue Anomaly!
She bestows great amounts of ISK to all those who worship her.
Susan is the official patron deity of Pandemic Horde, Inc. Terms and conditions apply. Not available in all pillaged Imperium territory. See package for details.
Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole.
And this foundation must be defended.
At any cost
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Vikarion
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
896
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Posted - 2016.04.23 04:30:44 -
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Oh...gods...
Yes, these are as true as other gods. But, keep in mind, we come up with these while waiting for Goonswarm Federation to undock/blob us.
That is how true they are. |
Jason Galente
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
247
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Posted - 2016.04.23 09:57:12 -
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Valerie Valate wrote:And the faithful of Susan shall cast out the followers of Bob from the holy places, the graven images and profane idols will be cast down and smashed. And the followers of Bob shall weep and gnash their teeth, and there shall be a great wailing. The wailing Bob cultists shall do violence upon the Orthodoxy of Susan, and blood shall flow in the streets, and there will be much grief and wailing amongst those that survive the violence. Teeth shall be gnashed. For those without teeth, Teeth shall be provided.
Or something. I just wrote that out of nothing. But you see, being an expert in the things that I am expert in, I know the pattern of religious conflicts, and what I wrote is pretty much what is going to happen.
You assume that we are a lot more serious than the Horde usually is.
Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole.
And this foundation must be defended.
At any cost
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Oddsodz
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
177
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Posted - 2016.05.01 21:22:02 -
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Jason Galente wrote:Praise Susan of the Great Blue Anomaly!
She bestows great amounts of ISK to all those who worship her.
Susan is the official patron deity of Pandemic Horde, Inc. Terms and conditions apply. Not available in all pillaged Imperium territory. See package for details.
The Horde is wise to acknowledge the Will of Susan |
Solu Terona
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd. Arataka Research Consortium
70
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Posted - 2016.05.04 09:02:34 -
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Diana Kim wrote:Every God does exist, and Bob especially. The more peoples do believe in Him, the greater he becomes. Even Nauplius's God exist, even if he believes in Him alone without followers...
Just Claudia doesn't really exist... as a God. Unless she will show us someone who actually worships her. I will gladly take my words back that she isn't a god if I can see such idiot.
Well said
For broken ships, a song. For broken hearts, a dance. For broken lives, a moment. For broken souls, let them mourn.
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