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Tisiphone Dira
New Order Logistics CODE.
730
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Posted - 2016.04.11 11:28:02 -
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High-Sec Ganker for Hire
Hi there, I'm Tisiphone Dira, experienced CODE. ganker, and now ganker for hire.
Has somebody recently annoyed you? Insulted you in local maybe, poaching your corp mates, or perhaps he mined your rock. Well you're in luck. I am pleased to announce the introduction of a service that fills a currently unmet demand. Highsec contract killings. Hits. Assassinations. Suicide ganks for pay. Whatever you want to call it. I'm now doing it. Other mercs rely on wardec mechanics which some people are capable of evading by dropping corp. Well, they can't evade my blasters. I will suicide-gank your foe, no wardecs necessary. Concord may kill me sure, but I'll be taking him down with me!
As an experienced Ganker with over 2800 kills https://zkillboard.com/character/94634110/ and a 95% overall success rate (higher when not mucking around or trialing new things and techniques, this drags it down a touch) you know you're getting quality service and ship destruction. This isn't my first rodeo. When you hire me, you're hiring a professional. I have taken on contract work like this in the past, but on a more ad-hoc basis, I haven't been formally advertising my services until now.
I have recently expanded my operations (thanks to skill injectors and a new computer) to include additional characters. I am now capable of fielding 4 gank toons simultaneously, each capable of pumping out up to 1600 dps each (in t2 Gank Taloses) or 46,000 alpha damage (t2 gank tornados) should the need arise. And if that is not enough I have the contacts in various ganking groups to be able to arrange for even more damage. There isn't much that I won't be able to kill.
The terms of the service I am offering are as follows:
Roughly 200m up front for the various costs I will incur in setting up the gank, broken down as follows
- Flat 100m call-out fee
- The cost of the ships I use varies, it could be anything from 2m for a single artillery gank thrasher, to 100m per gank talos or tornado. You can expect 50m for most cases however, a fleet of four 700 dps catalysts. Gank vexors run at about 22m, brutixes at 70m, and taloses and tornados at 100m each.
- Moving of gank ships and the innocuous scanning/warp-in scout: 30m for the minmatar regions whcih I'll do myself. 50m for expedited courier to anywhere in continuous highsec. 120m for JF to HS islands (you may also purchase these ships and relocate them yourself rather than pay these fees).
As you can see, the standard initial fee will be 200m, with it rising in price mainly as a result of requiring jump freight couriers or a particularly nasty tank requiring the use of more expensive equipment.
Upon completion of the contract you will then pay that again. So it's half up front, half on delivery.
Another related service I am also able to offer is 'area denial'. For a flat 100m and then 15m per catalyst, minimum 15 catalysts (or you can purchase and locate the catalysts yourself), I will move my characters into an area and then gank everyone I see. Or you can specify the type of target, such as only going after the miners, effectively ruining the system or area for everybody but you.
My services are entirely discrete, if you do not wish to claim credit then it just looks like a regular random CODE. gank or series of attacks. Or you can revel in having gotten one up on your foe, it is entirely up to you.
I am offering discounts for particularly good stories. I am in the business of content delivery so if the gank comes with a particularly juicy story of revenge then I may be able to offer discounted rates, doing the gank 'at cost'
Mail Tisiphone Dira with all inquiries. |
Ralph King-Griffin
Devils Rejects 666 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
15048
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Posted - 2016.04.11 11:35:40 -
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This is something i always wanted to to do but never had the spare alts for, Goodluck, id love to see how it works out for you.
Better the Devil you know.
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Noragen Neirfallas
Rabble Inc. Rabble Alliance
2849
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Posted - 2016.04.11 12:04:48 -
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I endorse this product and/or service.
I can think of nobody better to start such a service +1
Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
ISD Max Trix favourite ISD
'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King-Griffin
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Revis Owen
The Conference Elite CODE.
301
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Posted - 2016.04.11 13:49:12 -
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Tisiphone Dira will get the job done.
Agent of the New Order
http://www.minerbumping.com/p/the-code.html
If you do not have a current Mining Permit, please contact me for issuance.
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Dom Arkaral
Axios
281
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Posted - 2016.04.11 17:06:39 -
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I fully endorse this service. Many tear posts to be seen soon I think :D
Merc. Tear Gatherer. Quebecker. Has no Honer. Salt Harvester. #b4r
Be the broken or the breaker
Be the giver or the undertaker
Unlock and open the door
Be the healer or the faker
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Aquiileia
Zempafy
51
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Posted - 2016.04.11 21:49:55 -
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Look fantastic. Waiting for OP to hop online so I can hire.
Zempafy.com - Industrial Corporation (Recruiting New and Veteran Pilots):
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FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
3736
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Posted - 2016.04.12 02:23:48 -
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I can't vouch for the service, but I can say that Tisi is a competent ganker and outstanding member of the community. I'm confident this service will yield results and am excited to see it do so.
Tisi, if you ever need catalyst pilots and I'm online, I might be able to provide some extra guns.
Founding member of the Belligerent Undesirables movement.
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Ozzie Udan
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
368
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Posted - 2016.04.12 06:33:26 -
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Dom Arkaral wrote:I fully endorse this service. Many tear posts to be seen soon I think :D
Dom, you have never made a more accurate statement
Tisi do keep us upto date on this adventure
A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.
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Gimme Sake
State War Academy Caldari State
277
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Posted - 2016.04.12 10:59:39 -
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Those soe suit torsos look like ugly Christmas sweaters. You need to wear something more... ummm... "humanitarian"... and, maybe, switch your neck to the consecrated pose we all know and love!
"Never not blob!" ~ Plato
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Dom Arkaral
Axios
282
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Posted - 2016.04.12 11:44:02 -
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Gimme Sake wrote: Those soe suit torsos look like ugly Christmas sweaters. You need to wear something more... ummm... "humanitarian"... and, maybe, switch your neck to the consecrated pose we all know and love! I can't agree enough ! #bringbacktheoldtisi
Merc. Tear Gatherer. Quebecker. Has no Honer. Salt Harvester. #b4r
Be the broken or the breaker
Be the giver or the undertaker
Unlock and open the door
Be the healer or the faker
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pushdogg
Native Freshfood Minmatar Republic
184
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Posted - 2016.04.12 16:15:26 -
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I dont think you will have any trouble keeping busy with this. You may provide a proof of concept for others. |
Saturn Sabezan
Slags
14
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Posted - 2016.04.12 16:48:09 -
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Well I like your new look, and I like this thread more than lard sandwiches. Wishing your new venture every success.
wat
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Sylphy
TSOE Po1ice TSOE Consortium
81
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Posted - 2016.04.13 09:19:26 -
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Sounds more like a circle jerk to me.
There has to be bazillion of people already circle jer.. erm.. I mean, suicide ganking in high-sec and many of those will do it for free. So why pay someone for it?
The character does not represent the views/opinions of its Corporation or Alliance.
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Salah ad-Din al-Jawahiri
New Order Logistics CODE.
434
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Posted - 2016.04.13 12:49:28 -
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Sylphy wrote:Sounds more like a circle jerk to me.
There has to be bazillion of people already circle jer.. erm.. I mean, suicide ganking in high-sec and many of those will do it for free. So why pay someone for it?
Because you won't arse anyone to gank something half a universe away for free when they can do the very same thing in their home system. There are exceptions, but they don't apply to you and most other players. |
pushdogg
Native Freshfood Minmatar Republic
186
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Posted - 2016.04.13 15:03:21 -
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Sylphy wrote:Sounds more like a circle jerk to me.
There has to be bazillion of people already circle jer.. erm.. I mean, suicide ganking in high-sec and many of those will do it for free. So why pay someone for it?
You sound upset. Maybe you do have a need for tis' service. |
Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
11648
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Posted - 2016.04.13 17:26:33 -
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Would I get a discount if I contract you to kill myself?
Got a HoleySheet1 corpse? I'll buy it for 200m!
Bumble's Space Log
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Ozzie Udan
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
370
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Posted - 2016.04.14 07:45:43 -
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Sylphy wrote:Sounds more like a circle jerk to me.
There has to be bazillion of people already circle jer.. erm.. I mean, suicide ganking in high-sec and many of those will do it for free. So why pay someone for it?
Yes still a suicide gank but something the rest of the bottom feeding ganking community would not do, unless they find the target Auto-piloting though Uedama in a cargo ship, remember Tisi is still code and - 10 so will be hunter and killed for spot and enjoyment by many here,, this just seems like it's a step up the ladder from mindless gank greffing .
A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.
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NotTheSmartestCookie
New Order Logistics CODE.
89
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Posted - 2016.04.14 11:02:54 -
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Ozzie Udan wrote:Yes still a suicide gank but something the rest of the bottom feeding ganking community would not do, unless they find the target Auto-piloting though Uedama in a cargo ship, remember Tisi is still code and - 10 so will be hunter and killed for spot and enjoyment by many here,, this just seems like it's a step up the ladder from mindless gank greffing .
Ah, a misconception that is held by many civilians. Indeed miners are on the bottom of the EVE foodchain and spend their days sucking on defenseless rocks. The worst dredges among them spend their days in the murky swamp that is HighSec mining and its associated communities. CODE agents daily descent into this toxic morass to bring the light of James 315 with void and anti-matter. Our victories are many, the more so when we succeed in convincing a miner to repent his sordid ways.
Also, a free bump to a terrific initiative.
Making New Eden a better place 8 rounds of Void at a time
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Tisiphone Dira
New Order Logistics CODE.
758
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Posted - 2016.04.14 11:25:50 -
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Bumblefck wrote:Would I get a discount if I contract you to kill myself?
I consider Bumblefck a friend, so I won't accept hits on him, for cheap. 2x the normal price.
If you want a discount you'll have to tell us what you have done to yourself to annoy you so much and why you want revenge on you. |
Dom Arkaral
Axios
285
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Posted - 2016.04.14 12:26:26 -
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NotTheSmartestCookie wrote:Ozzie Udan wrote:Yes still a suicide gank but something the rest of the bottom feeding ganking community would not do, unless they find the target Auto-piloting though Uedama in a cargo ship, remember Tisi is still code and - 10 so will be hunter and killed for spot and enjoyment by many here,, this just seems like it's a step up the ladder from mindless gank greffing .
Ah, a misconception that is held by many civilians. Indeed miners are on the bottom of the EVE foodchain and spend their days sucking on defenseless rocks. The worst dredges among them spend their days in the murky swamp that is HighSec mining and its associated communities. CODE agents daily descent into this toxic morass to bring the light of James 315 with void and anti-matter. Our victories are many, the more so when we succeed in convincing a miner to repent his sordid ways. Also, a free bump to a terrific initiative. I don't know who's feeding AG those lies, but he sure makes them look stupid hahah Gankers are everywhere, ganking whoever they want. AG is in Uedama, waiting for freighter fleets to form up, and then successfully failing at saving any :D
As for the service being presented here, the potential for funnier tears is immense :D Can't wait to see some of those
Merc. Tear Gatherer. Quebecker. Has no Honer. Salt Harvester. #b4r
Be the broken or the breaker
Be the giver or the undertaker
Unlock and open the door
Be the healer or the faker
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Ozzie Udan
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
370
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Posted - 2016.04.14 19:50:27 -
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http://i.imgur.com/NoTCgXp.jpg
made this today hope you like it Tisi
A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.
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Dom Arkaral
Axios
286
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Posted - 2016.04.14 20:02:07 -
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Ozzie Udan wrote:http://i.imgur.com/NoTCgXp.jpg made this today hope you like it Tisi Oh gawd
Merc. Tear Gatherer. Quebecker. Has no Honer. Salt Harvester. #b4r
Be the broken or the breaker
Be the giver or the undertaker
Unlock and open the door
Be the healer or the faker
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Ozzie Udan
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
371
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Posted - 2016.04.14 20:10:52 -
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Dom Arkaral wrote:Ozzie Udan wrote:http://i.imgur.com/NoTCgXp.jpg made this today hope you like it Tisi Oh gawd
best post i ever got from you hehe
A soft answer turneth away wrath. Once wrath is looking the other way, shoot it in the head.
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Dom Arkaral
Axios
286
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Posted - 2016.04.14 20:14:38 -
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Ozzie Udan wrote:Dom Arkaral wrote:Ozzie Udan wrote:http://i.imgur.com/NoTCgXp.jpg made this today hope you like it Tisi Oh gawd best post i ever got from you hehe True I just don't know how I feel about that pic lol
Merc. Tear Gatherer. Quebecker. Has no Honer. Salt Harvester. #b4r
Be the broken or the breaker
Be the giver or the undertaker
Unlock and open the door
Be the healer or the faker
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Lucy Callagan
V0LTA WE FORM V0LTA
161
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Posted - 2016.04.14 20:23:50 -
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is there a body shipping service included ? or is it extra ?
Frugu.net
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Tisiphone Dira
New Order Logistics CODE.
762
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Posted - 2016.04.15 04:50:35 -
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Dom Arkaral wrote:Ozzie Udan wrote:Dom Arkaral wrote:Ozzie Udan wrote:http://i.imgur.com/NoTCgXp.jpg made this today hope you like it Tisi Oh gawd best post i ever got from you hehe True I just don't know how I feel about that pic lol
There is only one way to feel about it. Aroused
Corpse delivery included sure (to major hubs)
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Amak Boma
Dragon Factory
185
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Posted - 2016.04.25 16:52:15 -
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dear Tisiphone Dira i will need your services contact via mail for details |
ISD Fractal
ISD Community Communications Liaisons
1169
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Posted - 2016.04.27 12:49:51 -
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Thread locked by request.
ISD Fractal
Lieutenant
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department
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