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Pimpin Yourhos
Valar Morghulis. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.04.16 03:26:51 -
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Valar Morghulis. [CONDI] is a primarily North American timezone PVP corporation where serious internet spaceship giants are created from the sublime sartorial habiliments of more pedestrian gentlemen. While being North American timezone heavy, we have pilots from all timezones across the world and recruits from everywhere are welcome to apply.
WeGÇÖre not a powerhouse. WeGÇÖre not the best small gang pvp corp known to man and bestial PI alt. Our name is not writ in glowing neon neo-Nipponese sigils twice ten-thousand kilometers long on the Jita undock, (which no one could probably read anyway, seems a bit of a waste, really). We do want to become those things, and we play with the assumption that itGÇÖs more meaningful to create that type of organization than to join one thatGÇÖs already established.
We are warrior poet gentlemen. We play for glorious battles, posts space sandcastles and iced tea at cricket matches in the afternoon when itGÇÖs just beastly hot and to engage in fisticuffs would just be unseemly and downright sweaty. We work hard to achieve our goals but know when it's time to relax and have a good time, engaging in ironic usage of self deprecatory humor and random acts of spaceship bombast. WeGÇÖve been in nullsec over 5 years now, and have a healthy bit of failure and success under our belts. We know what we want out of our gameplay and have found an alliance in Goonswarm that supports that playstyle admirably.
What we're looking for:
Mature, serious, addicted PvP players who have experienced a fair bit of EVE, (15m SP+) like the game, and are going to be around for a while. People who know what they want and are looking to join a group of other strong people who share similar goals. People who play primarily for PvP. PvP of all types; we do small roams and giant sprawling blobfests, and we think that all PvP is good PvP. If you're an indy guy, that's cool too GÇô Cicero said, GÇ£The sinews of war are unlimited money.GÇ¥ And he was right, because you see EVE is a lot like being a Roman senator. Even our indy-focused guys like the pew, though GÇô indy is just what you do to afford nice things. Pilots who dream big, and then set themselves out to achieve those goals fearlessly. Pilots who look at impossible situations as challenges yet to be overcome, who arenGÇÖt afraid of failure and constantly seek self-improvement. Willingness to train towards alliance-mandated ships and fittings with at least one combat character. Tight fleet comps beat random hodgepodge and a gang of well-trained pilots is a sight pleasing to the eye of any gentleman with pretensions of sophistication. Standard Nullsec stuff, you need to have a mic, use voice-comms, Jabber, and know your way around EFT or PYFA.
What we offer:
Subsidized PvP. Like any disgusting tech-heavy alliance, we subsidize your PvP. Losses sustained in the vagaries of interweb spaceship combat will either be replaced or compensated. Active, enthusiastic players and entertaining corp chat/jabber channels. We may be small, but we play big, reguarly placing at or near the top of alliance killboard metrics and efficiency stats. Battle Reports. Seriously GÇô what good is a fight if you can't brag about it afterwards. We fight for the joy and glory of battle itself and we're not satisfied until everyone is sick to death of hearing about it. PVP Variety. We do small-gang stuff, we sit in large fleet balls and orbit anchor, we deploy bombers halfway across EVE and pick on terrible ratters in expensive things. Find your niche and hone your skills, or embrace it all and drown in kills - if you like PVP thereGÇÖs always something for you to do. A Latin-sounding name, plagiarized from a popular series of books (now with added HBO specialness) complete with a dot and an appropriate logo. We're so lame it implodes in on itself and bursts forth quasar-like into awesomeness. IGÇÖd use a brane-theory reference here too, but then IGÇÖd be (even more of) a douchebag. Rational graft and corruption. 10 percent of your ratting income will be forcibly ripped from your still-grasping hands by a squad of trained monkeys (the wicked witch flying kind, not the lame singing pseudo-british kind although that would indeed be humerous as well). Our fairly standard taxrate will be used to run our skillbook program for capitals and to supply you with corp-owned dreadnoughts and capital supplies. Most importantly, panache, sir; we are endowed with more than our share of moxy.
If you'd like to know more, please visit our website, or stop by for a chat in our public channel: Valar Morghulis where a recruiter can help you with any questions you may have. |
LordShazbot
Valar Morghulis. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.04.16 09:16:24 -
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I was but a lost soul, traveling from corporation to corporation in search of a forever home and it wasn't until I met this group that I finally found it.
They took me in, and with full force, thrust me underneath their man bosom and gave me a reason to love again.
If you are looking for a place where your fellow Corp mates give you reason to log in, this is that Corp. I've nary a day that wasn't steeped in fun, nor a day where I couldn't just relax and chat up my fellow pilots.
Give this corporation a gander and you will find out, like I did, that it will be worth your while. The game will open up in ways you never thought imaginable by the many different activities and events that this group has to offer.
The Many Faced God demands it. |
Joker Gates
Valar Morghulis. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.04.17 13:04:12 -
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Sadly I am not a man of large words, but this corp will offer you a home nonetheless. |
Mild Jalapeno
Valar Morghulis. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.04.18 13:07:32 -
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A damned good place to be. The pilots are fun to fly, and occasionally die, with. The chat on jabber is witty, clever, and surprisingly interesting. Even on days when I don't log in to the game I'm usually chilling with these folks.
A good structure, room for growth, and the place for someone with some ambition to actually excel.
Try it. You might like it. |
Vallecio
Valar Morghulis. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.04.20 13:02:50 -
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XVMX is a great crew. Always something to do, always an op or a fleet somewhere. And hey, you're guaranteed to find a fight somewhere nearby. |
Johann Tollefson
Valar Morghulis. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.04.24 15:13:34 -
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Lately things have been beyond interesting. You too can take part in the biggest war EVE has ever seen. Lately I've spent time running with bomber fleets, blapping and chasing hostiles in low sec, and just hanging out with the crew.
Check us out, we've been around a long time and are a well oiled and organized machine. |
Arc Codie
Valar Morghulis. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.04.25 13:18:14 -
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From drunken shazbot roams to never-ending jabber conversations debating which programming language reigns supreme, VM is the place to be. Great bunch of guys. |
Catelyn Jaynara
Valar Morghulis. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.04.26 15:24:10 -
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Great corp to be in. You get to shoot almost half the galaxy. Chill corpmates. Join our public channel (Valar Morghulis) and see it for yourself. |
gabrial trinady
Valar Morghulis. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.04.28 00:12:20 -
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Joining VM was the best move I ever made
Arc Codie wrote: never-ending jabber conversations debating which programming language reigns supreme Everyone knows that Python is the supreme programing language |
Arc Codie
Valar Morghulis. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.04.28 13:38:36 -
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gabrial trinady wrote:Joining VM was the best move I ever made Arc Codie wrote: never-ending jabber conversations debating which programming language reigns supreme Everyone knows that Python is the supreme programing language Blasphemer |
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Lofac
Valar Morghulis. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.04.29 15:31:13 -
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I joined VM 4 years ago and I've never looked back. Hands down this is the best group of guys to enjoy this terrible internet spaceship game with.
If you like PvP both large scale and small and an endless list of play style choices to choose from, (if you can do it in EVE, some group of guys in corp or alliance is doing it) this is a great place to be.
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Straw Lanigav
Valar Morghulis. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.05.10 01:34:10 -
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They even let in people with unfortunate names! |
Kairk Efraim
Valar Morghulis. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.05.14 06:09:05 -
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Friday the thirteenth, its a full moon, and Jupiter is in retrograde.
What better time to job VM? |
Kairk Efraim
Valar Morghulis. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.05.27 17:24:44 -
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"never-ending jabber conversations debating which programming language reigns supreme"
Ok, today we are discussing FORTRAN in our jabber channel. Hmm... maybe I should not admit that. |
Scooby Dooooooo
Valar Morghulis. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.07.10 13:13:25 -
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Smoke weed eryday |
Joker Gates
Valar Morghulis. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.07.11 13:17:32 -
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We tried to maintain standards here Scooby... |
Crypt
Valar Morghulis. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.07.15 15:10:18 -
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I just sat at a jump gate for 10 minutes waiting for the ship to jump....I need to stop smoking this stuff........
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Aleph Paradox
Valar Morghulis. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.07.17 13:27:43 -
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Imagine a family so nice to be with, that even when all hell broke loose, leaving them was never an option. Join XVMX today and let the shenanigans begin !
Aleph Paradox
CEO / Director of Operations
Wired Reality
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Hagbard Oskold
Valar Morghulis. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.07.26 13:25:48 -
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So much fun! |
Andail Chanter
Valar Morghulis. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.07.27 20:21:55 -
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A great bunch of guys, always something going on. |
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Rip Turrok
Valar Morghulis. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.03 17:11:28 -
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New home, new and exciting possibilities. Join us today! |
Mark Pinto
Corelian Systems Inc.
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Posted - 2016.08.10 20:54:22 -
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SNEK N E K |
Joker Gates
Valar Morghulis. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.21 13:01:21 -
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Now recruiting to fight the Blood Raider menace! |
Rip Turrok
Valar Morghulis. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.25 13:56:07 -
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Decking out our new living room with gold trimmings.
Come and join! |
Jack Haydn
Valar Morghulis. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.09.04 14:23:16 -
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I came back from a year long hiatus and there is no other place I would want to be more at right now, than Valar Morghulis.. |
Scooby Dooooooo
Valar Morghulis. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.09.09 13:34:19 -
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Through the destruction of the hated miner we earn our salvation! Apply to join Valar Morghulis. today |
Aleph Paradox
Valar Morghulis. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.09.17 13:17:15 -
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"A new life awaits you in the Off-world colonies! A chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure!" -Bladerunner, 1982
If that movie called it, then it must be true or life ain't worth living. Join us and live a life of adventure and dark humour with the best bunch of misfits this side of New Eden !
Aleph Paradox
CEO / Director of Operations
Wired Reality
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Rage Enaka
Valar Morghulis. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.09.21 14:50:13 -
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XVMX is Love.
XVMX is Life.
Join us... |
Dolten VanZan
Valar Morghulis. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.09.23 19:15:49 -
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Found my home after a long journey. Being part in VM for over a year and half by now.
Enjoy every day. Flying every kind of fleets i like. You are free to do what you want in the mean time.
Corp chat is a lot of fun to read.
Learn a lot about coding or trying to figure out.
Fall in love with one mate. We call him "Moregooglie". He never sleeps ! He always answer your question seriously, it does`t matter how dump you are.
rtd: toot
Come and join the fun |
chiefslapahoe hoes
Valar Morghulis. Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.09.26 13:11:38 -
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they took me in i bet they will take you too!!!! |
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