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Jason Galente
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
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Posted - 2016.04.19 10:59:44 -
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To revive a wonderful thing from the old IGS back in YC113 by Kazzzi, I decided to restart the weekly TL;DR. Each week I will be bringing you the short version of only the finest weekly news that even Muck Raker wouldn't print. On a Tuesday, because **** you.
War and Damage Control
Goons are getting shitrocked across New Eden and in full retreat. When questioned about the status of the war (and the handsome and valiant badgers who oppose the Imperium), Sion Kumitomo, spokesperson for the now gagged and straightjacketed Mittani stated, "They are trapped everywhere in the Imperium. They are not near Saranen." Scarcely had Sion finished this sentence before an Imperium stealth bomber fleet warped into system and accidentallied its own fleet commander, the indomitable and undying Sword of the Emperor.
Very Effective Assemblies That Definitely Enact Positive Change
The Villore Assembly has been announced. Capsuleers will say things, and then these things will be said at the Gallente Senate, maybe. In anticipation of the assembly, the Jita price for lengths of rope, stools, document shredders and earplugs have all risen by 300%.
Cuisine and Medical Expenses
I tried Jin-Mei food this week. I didn't get a horrible stomach parasite.
Grudges from high school
Billy still owes me 5 ISK.
Revision: Autocorrect changed Gallente Senate to "gallant", a most inaccurate framing. Second Revision: I forgot to actually fix the thing mentioned in the first revision. |
Jason Galente
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
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Posted - 2016.04.19 19:08:46 -
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Breaking new story! Diana Kim enters wet t-shirt contest with 4" reach advantage. See above for details. |
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
1730
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Posted - 2016.04.19 19:14:54 -
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Damnit, Kimmy.
A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
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Karina Ivanovich
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
9
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Posted - 2016.04.19 19:51:19 -
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If I recall correctly, this is not the first time Ms. Kim has done this...
Creep ye now on silent pastures.
Moving through the paths of life.
Question not the things that matter.
Just live this world of love and strife.
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Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
12400
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Posted - 2016.04.20 00:09:21 -
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More of this.
Sky Captain of Your Heart
Reddit: lyris_nairn
Skype: lyris.nairn
Twitter: @lyris_nairn
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Rinai Vero
Moira. Villore Accords
758
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Posted - 2016.04.20 02:14:12 -
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You forgot to mention that prices for hot air have cratered due to an unprecedented glut of excess supply. |
Jason Galente
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
241
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Posted - 2016.04.20 02:27:32 -
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Lyris Nairn wrote:More of this.
Every week, love.
Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole.
And this foundation must be defended.
At any cost
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Arista Shahni
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
229
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Posted - 2016.04.21 13:20:24 -
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I was expecting the addendum in regards to parasites - the ones you can get from Jin-Mei food don't start their lifecycle in the stomach, you know...
Gastroenterological tract, sure ... but...
.. nevermind. I'm sure you're just fine.
"I say that even as the holy and the righteous cannot rise beyond the highest which is in each one of you - so the wicked and the weak cannot fall lower than the lowest which is in you also. -áAnd as a single leaf turns not yellow but with the silent knowledge of the whole tree, so the wrong-doer cannot do wrong without the hidden will of you all."
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Karina Ivanovich
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
12
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Posted - 2016.04.21 14:13:59 -
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Arista Shahni wrote:I was expecting the addendum in regards to parasites - the ones you can get from Jin-Mei food don't start their lifecycle in the stomach, you know...
Gastroenterological tract, sure ... but...
.. nevermind. I'm sure you're just fine.
I sure hope so.... Well, I guess we will find out in a day or so.
Creep ye now on silent pastures.
Moving through the paths of life.
Question not the things that matter.
Just live this world of love and strife.
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Arista Shahni
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
229
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Posted - 2016.04.21 17:05:44 -
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Karina Ivanovich wrote:Arista Shahni wrote:I was expecting the addendum in regards to parasites - the ones you can get from Jin-Mei food don't start their lifecycle in the stomach, you know...
Gastroenterological tract, sure ... but...
.. nevermind. I'm sure you're just fine. I sure hope so.... Well, I guess we will find out in a day or so.
...watch for itching ...
You'll know the correct itch location, I am sure.
"I say that even as the holy and the righteous cannot rise beyond the highest which is in each one of you - so the wicked and the weak cannot fall lower than the lowest which is in you also. -áAnd as a single leaf turns not yellow but with the silent knowledge of the whole tree, so the wrong-doer cannot do wrong without the hidden will of you all."
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Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
2579
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Posted - 2016.04.22 10:10:28 -
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I would like to note though that I have been challenged to the contest but it didn't happen yet.
Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.
In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
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Jason Galente
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
245
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Posted - 2016.04.22 10:17:41 -
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Diana Kim wrote:I would like to note though that I have been challenged to the contest but it didn't happen yet.
Shhhhhh.
Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole.
And this foundation must be defended.
At any cost
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Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
2579
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Posted - 2016.04.22 10:27:28 -
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I'll try to accelerate events though. It annoys me that I have still an open challenge. My honor shall be defended even if I will die in this contest... or everyone around will die.
Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.
In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
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