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Thermal Damage
Black Rebel Rifter Club The Devil's Tattoo
180
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Posted - 2016.04.20 14:32:46 -
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Hello to all members of the Market Discussions subforum. I come to you with a business proposal you might find difficult to turn down.
Firstly, a bit about me. I am Thermal Damage. A quick glance at my killboard will show that I have an extensive knowledge of all aspects of PVP, and that I fear nobody when it comes to combat.
Now, for me to progress to the next stage in my PVP career, I am looking at purchasing a limited edition AT ship, specifically the Chremoas. I am prepared to put forward 20bil of my own cash, and on top of this, I will purchase the fitting.
I will offer 80 shares in this ship for sale at 1 Billion ISK each.
'What will my investment earn me?' I hear you ask.
Well, all loot collected from my PVP kills will be split evenly per share and will be paid out to the shareholders. I am reserving 20 of these shares for my good friend Bumblefck. If he announces that he will not be purchasing them, then they will go back up for public sale.
Many thanks, please keep all discussion civil and free from trolling,
Thermal Damage.
I was found guilty of Nitshe by the CoCaP
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Lord Ra
Section XII The Southern Querious Drug Cartel
55
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Posted - 2016.04.20 14:38:56 -
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So you've come to the market discussion forum with a killboard no collateral requesting 1bil a share in a ship you want to buy?.
fixed it for you.
Can i have 100bil to buy a shiney ship please. |
Makeleth Riatu Solette
I Want ISK Corp
32
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Posted - 2016.04.20 14:46:35 -
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Beating Jerry to the punch
*clears throat*
-ahem-
WOULD LIKE PLEDGE 20B
Need a loan? Look at my thread!
Mail me if you'd like some marketing advice or advice in general
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Fin Udan
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
15
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Posted - 2016.04.20 14:48:28 -
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Beating Bumble to the punch.....oh wait
I'll pledge 20b |
Lan Wang
Knights of the Posing Meat FETID
2737
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Posted - 2016.04.20 14:48:39 -
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Makeleth Riatu Solette wrote:Beating Jerry to the punch
*clears throat*
-ahem-
WOULD LIKE PLEDGE 20B
tell ironbank he still owes me isk though
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Thermal Damage
Black Rebel Rifter Club The Devil's Tattoo
180
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Posted - 2016.04.20 15:02:37 -
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Lord Ra wrote:So you've come to the market discussion forum with a killboard no collateral requesting 1bil a share in a ship you want to buy?.
fixed it for you.
Can i have 100bil to buy a shiney ship please.
I only require 80bil not 100bil
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Krevnos
Back Door Burglars The Otherworld
145
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Posted - 2016.04.20 15:28:05 -
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I must say the Chremoas really is the cream of the crop when it comes to choosing your targets and delivering the punishment to vaporise them. Absolutely top notch ship.
There are two problems, however:
1. You do not have the ISK to fund this level of PvP activity.
2. While your killboard is perfectly acceptable for small gang PvP activity, it is by no means exceptional. It's great to see your enthusiasm around small gang PvP, which is certainly some of the most fun in EVE. However, it is evident that you are trying to overstretch your means both in finance and experience.
Perhaps try moving to T2 ships as a first step eh? |
Xtreem
Knockaround Guys Inc. Sin City Coalition
425
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Posted - 2016.04.20 15:32:05 -
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don't fly what you can not afford to lose, been the pvp motto for many years of many people. |
Thermal Damage
Black Rebel Rifter Club The Devil's Tattoo
180
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Posted - 2016.04.20 15:34:55 -
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Krevnos wrote:I must say the Chremoas really is the cream of the crop when it comes to choosing your targets and delivering the punishment to vaporise them. Absolutely top notch ship.
There are two problems, however:
1. You do not have the ISK to fund this level of PvP activity.
2. While your killboard is perfectly acceptable for small gang PvP activity, it is by no means exceptional. It's great to see your enthusiasm around small gang PvP, which is certainly some of the most fun in EVE. However, it is evident that you are trying to overstretch your means both in finance and experience.
Perhaps try moving to T2 ships as a first step eh?
Thankyou for your feedback. I have been told by many people that I am the best PVPer they have ever seen.
As for ISK, I actually do have the finances to cover this myself, however, it would take a sizeable chunk out of my trading ISK. Not only that, I am looking to gain trust with the fine denizens of MD for future opportunities.
I was found guilty of Nitshe by the CoCaP
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Droodid
Antec Enterprises
99
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Posted - 2016.04.20 15:43:26 -
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You aren't going to get any funding. Just buy it yourself. |
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Xylem Viliana
Protomonolithic
368
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Posted - 2016.04.20 16:06:04 -
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think you just shot yourself in the foot.
Openly admitting to the ability to fund this yourself but asking for others to do it for you with no collateral and the promise of ISK being returned as loot payout from shares.
Sorry to point that out. |
Thermal Damage
Black Rebel Rifter Club The Devil's Tattoo
180
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Posted - 2016.04.20 16:10:31 -
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Xylem Viliana wrote:think you just shot yourself in the foot.
Openly admitting to the ability to fund this yourself but asking for others to do it for you with no collateral and the promise of ISK being returned as loot payout from shares.
Sorry to point that out.
It's an interesting thought.
However, as pointed out in an earlier post. One should not fly something One cannot afford to lose. If I were to use my own ISK for this project, it would hold my trading operations back fairly significantly. Also, by using crowdfunding, I keep my own ISK available to pay back investors if something was to go awry.
I am not a fool, I do not expect people to pay for something without any security.
I was found guilty of Nitshe by the CoCaP
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Magnu Stormhawk
Stormhawk Enterprises
93
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Posted - 2016.04.20 16:28:00 -
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Thermal Damage wrote:
I am not a fool, I do not expect people to pay for something without any security.
You (allegedly) having some ISK in your wallet is not security. Neither is the ship you will be purposefully putting into the midst of pewpew.
But, given this is just a joke, you can be forgiven the technical inaccuracies.
It is just a joke, right?........... |
Fin Udan
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
15
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Posted - 2016.04.20 16:39:49 -
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Thermal Damage wrote:[quote=Xylem Viliana]think you just shot yourself in the foot.
If I were to use my own ISK for this project, it would hold my trading operations back fairly significantly..
You have trading operations?
Here is a link to Eveboard :- Thermal Damage Eveboard
You have a rather meagre amount of skillpoints invested in trading skills. 49,336 to be exact.
Good luck with your efforts to defraud the trading community
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Thermal Damage
Black Rebel Rifter Club The Devil's Tattoo
180
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Posted - 2016.04.20 16:48:02 -
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Fin Udan wrote:Thermal Damage wrote:[quote=Xylem Viliana]think you just shot yourself in the foot.
If I were to use my own ISK for this project, it would hold my trading operations back fairly significantly.. You have trading operations? Here is a link to Eveboard :- Thermal Damage EveboardYou have a rather meagre amount of skillpoints invested in trading skills. 49,336 to be exact. Good luck with your efforts to defraud the trading community
Nice link!
API is outdated and I trade on an alt.
Her name is Happy Shopkeeper
I was found guilty of Nitshe by the CoCaP
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NotTheSmartestCookie
New Order Logistics CODE.
93
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Posted - 2016.04.20 17:23:11 -
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Fin Udan wrote:Beating Bumble to the punch.....oh wait
I'll pledge 20b
You are neither funny nor relevant. I'm not sure why you feel the need to comment on worthwhile and interesting investment projects in MD.
In any case., to the OP, in the interest of safeguarding a potential investment would it be possible to get a trusted 3rd party to fly the ship, say Chribba or Grendell?
Making New Eden a better place 8 rounds of Void at a time
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
11731
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Posted - 2016.04.20 17:27:01 -
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I want pledge 20bn, ty good sir
e: perhaps you could blast Fun Fin to smithereens if he ever undocks? Would be worthwhile. ISK being sent soon!
Got a HoleySheet1 corpse? I'll buy it for 200m!
Bumble's Space Log
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Fin Udan
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
15
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Posted - 2016.04.20 17:27:54 -
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NotTheSmartestCookie wrote:Fin Udan wrote:Beating Bumble to the punch.....oh wait
I'll pledge 20b You are neither funny nor relevant. I'm not sure why you feel the need to comment on worthwhile and interesting investment projects in MD. In any case., to the OP, in the interest of safeguarding a potential investment would it be possible to get a trusted 3rd party to fly the ship, say Chribba or Grendell?
I read this post with increasing incredulity. No further comment required
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Thermal Damage
Black Rebel Rifter Club The Devil's Tattoo
183
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Posted - 2016.04.20 17:48:05 -
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NotTheSmartestCookie wrote:Fin Udan wrote:Beating Bumble to the punch.....oh wait
I'll pledge 20b You are neither funny nor relevant. I'm not sure why you feel the need to comment on worthwhile and interesting investment projects in MD. In any case., to the OP, in the interest of safeguarding a potential investment would it be possible to get a trusted 3rd party to fly the ship, say Chribba or Grendell?
The details will need careful consideration, but I am willing to discuss this possibility.
Bumble, Fun Fin is firmly on the target list.
I was found guilty of Nitshe by the CoCaP
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
11733
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Posted - 2016.04.20 17:49:37 -
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Excellent, there really was no doubt but it can't hurt to check :)
Got a HoleySheet1 corpse? I'll buy it for 200m!
Bumble's Space Log
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Thermal Damage
Black Rebel Rifter Club The Devil's Tattoo
190
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Posted - 2016.04.20 17:50:55 -
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Bumblefck wrote:Excellent, there really was no doubt but it can't hurt to check :)
Investments like these should be double and triple checked.
Thank you for your pledge of 20billion.
I was found guilty of Nitshe by the CoCaP
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Elizabeth Norn
Nornir Research
847
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Posted - 2016.04.21 01:17:45 -
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Have any AT ships ever made back their worth in kills outside of the alliance tournament, let alone loot? ISK wise, this would be a terrible investment.
WTS ME 10 TE 20 BPOs & BPO Packs
WTS Collectible Large Rigged Small/Medium Ships
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Zimmo
The Scope Gallente Federation
7
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Posted - 2016.04.21 02:24:38 -
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I would fund this, but I keep the ship until paided in full. Otherwise good day sir |
Thermal Damage
Black Rebel Rifter Club The Devil's Tattoo
193
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Posted - 2016.04.21 05:20:40 -
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I'm sorry that you're all too poor to take part.
I was found guilty of Nitshe by the CoCaP
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Elizabeth Norn
Nornir Research
847
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Posted - 2016.04.21 08:42:20 -
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For what it's worth, acting inflammatory and being defended by CODE RPers aren't going to help you get funded. Admitting you like to upset other people and steal ISK to achieve the former pretty much guarantee the regulars here won't send you ISK.
WTS ME 10 TE 20 BPOs & BPO Packs
WTS Collectible Large Rigged Small/Medium Ships
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Thermal Damage
Black Rebel Rifter Club The Devil's Tattoo
193
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Posted - 2016.04.21 09:36:33 -
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Elizabeth Norn wrote:For what it's worth, acting inflammatory and being defended by CODE RPers aren't going to help you get funded. Admitting you like to upset other people and steal ISK to achieve the former pretty much guarantee the regulars here won't send you ISK.
You should respect the fact that i post on my main and try to hide nothing.
I was found guilty of Nitshe by the CoCaP
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Elizabeth Norn
Nornir Research
847
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Posted - 2016.04.21 10:40:08 -
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Do you own any other characters we should know about? I see soon after Thermal Damage's birth you were making offers on and looking to sell characters.
WTS ME 10 TE 20 BPOs & BPO Packs
WTS Collectible Large Rigged Small/Medium Ships
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Thermal Damage
Black Rebel Rifter Club The Devil's Tattoo
193
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Posted - 2016.04.21 10:54:41 -
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Elizabeth Norn wrote:Do you own any other characters we should know about? I see soon after Thermal Damage's birth you were making offers on and looking to sell characters.
Trading toons is how I made my ISK.
I own one other toon, Happy Shopkeeper.
I was found guilty of Nitshe by the CoCaP
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Big Lynx
5772
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Posted - 2016.04.21 11:03:49 -
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dang. desperate scam attempt. |
Thermal Damage
Black Rebel Rifter Club The Devil's Tattoo
193
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Posted - 2016.04.21 11:10:11 -
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Big Lynx wrote:dang. desperate scam attempt.
Whoooosssssssshhhhhhhhh
I was found guilty of Nitshe by the CoCaP
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