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Torva-Messor
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.04.21 22:50:03 -
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Greetings & salutations current/possible monocle holders,
This is an official thread from The Monocle Clubhouse!
Do you have a monocle? Do you want to join others with monocles?
No longer will you have to sit alone in your captains quarters alone, admiring your own looks. As you look in the mirror & wonder if there is anyone out there that feels the same way.
Due to the high influx of eyepiece holders, the monocle clubhouse representatives would like to request that any pilot that has recently become eligible to become a fully fledged member of The Monocle Clubhouse please send Jeronica, Boom Boom Longtime, Cavalira an in-game mail to register your interest.
DonGÇÖt have a monocle? Well its time to get one so you can join us!
ESPECIALLY WELCOMING, Looking Glass Monocle Interface (left/gold) Owners!
What do we do?
We smoke cigars, sit in fancy chairs around a spectacular roundtable, talk about important stuff, have fun & umm *cough* Plot to dominate New Eden *Cough*. What? I didn't say that, stop trying to falsely accuse us! o.o
Austin Powers - 100 billion dollars clip
BOOM, monocle approved.
Birthdate of the club - 2012-12-17 13:03:27 UTC
Have fun, fly safe/dangerous & make ISKies, Best regards, Torva-Messor (Monocle clubhouse pleb) |
Jeronica
Habitual Euthanasia Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2016.04.21 22:52:54 -
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And what a great club it is to be in!
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Torva-Messor
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.04.21 22:53:32 -
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I can verify that owning & joining this club makes you superior & better then the peasants around you! Lets keep this thread alive boys & girls! \o/ |
Boom Boom Longtime
EVE Corporation 6908469858 Heroes and Villains.
1325
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Posted - 2016.04.21 22:54:12 -
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I concur with OP and Jeronica
Concord Approved Trader
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Lord Amaterasu
Golden Cross Visions
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Posted - 2016.04.21 22:58:25 -
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Oh monocle club is back? Too bad lord Vaari's vanity campaing failed.
"You make your own hell."
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W33b3l
Conquest and Kittens
80
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Posted - 2016.04.21 23:33:22 -
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I'm probably not regal enough, I only have a mechanical eye. Back to the public golf course for me lol. |
Torva-Messor
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.04.21 23:38:41 -
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W33b3l wrote:I'm probably not regal enough, I only have a mechanical eye. Back to the public golf course for me lol.
Sell your soul for the ISK required for a monocle then! Or if you have already sold it to the ISK satan, sacrifice your first born if you have done that as well, umm I don't know, work the street corner? But you have to accept that your butthole will get bigger. |
Yarosara Ruil
Haighare Pirates
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Posted - 2016.04.21 23:45:22 -
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Who needs monocles when you can have binocules! Twice the "ocule" power in a single package! |
Torva-Messor
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.04.21 23:48:45 -
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Yarosara Ruil wrote:Who needs monocles when you can have binocules! Twice the "ocule" power in a single package!
I used to think like you, Yarosara. But then I was shown the light & my wrong ways were corrected! |
Torva-Messor
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.04.21 23:53:48 -
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Lord Amaterasu wrote:Oh monocle club is back? Too bad lord Vaari's vanity campaing failed.
We're back like never before! And this time around, hopefully the post will be kept alive. \o/ |
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Salah ad-Din al-Jawahiri
New Order Logistics CODE.
441
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Posted - 2016.04.22 00:00:01 -
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My monocle was awarded to me by the notorious Warr Akini for bumping one of the most expensive freighters ever ganked in highsec, as recorded here:
http://www.minerbumping.com/2015/04/kills-of-week_19.html
Together with me, this monocle has seen good times and bad times, but I have never thought of pawning it for ISK, as it holds that sweet memory together with my dignity. |
Steve Ronuken
Fuzzwork Enterprises Vote Steve Ronuken for CSM
5976
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Posted - 2016.04.22 00:18:55 -
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Looking Glass Monocle Interface (left/gold) you say...
I'm running again for CSM 11, and I'd appreciate your vote.
Fuzzwork Enterprises
Twitter: @fuzzysteve on Twitter
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Torva-Messor
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.04.22 00:23:09 -
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Steve Ronuken wrote:Looking Glass Monocle Interface (left/gold) you say...
Hey brother! Congratulations on being a part of the CSM this year or is it every 6 months? But regardless, if you're not in the clubhouse already, join it ASAP if possible, we need more people for our *cough* Galaxy domination *cough*.
Monocle superiority!
Looking to buy 1x Silvershore 'Greatcoat'. Contact me in-game with a mail.
The Monocle Clubhouse!
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Zahara Cody
Imperial Corrections Service.
245
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Posted - 2016.04.22 00:48:09 -
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Behold!
Hating is free, that's why poor people do it the best.
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pushdogg
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
209
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Posted - 2016.04.22 04:13:19 -
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I promised myself I would have a monocle by the time this thread resurfaced.
Still don't:(
I do however, see the reason for this post. Recently shopping for a monocle I noticed a slight downward trend in price.
Posting in a stealth demand increasing thread. |
Deneb Sol
Retirement Retreat Working Stiffs
0
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Posted - 2016.04.22 05:30:21 -
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For gosh sake put some clothes on!
Oh wait ... That's better.
Sorry, had the wrong wavelength setting. |
Kehro Urgus
Aliastra Gallente Federation
1127
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Posted - 2016.04.22 06:00:24 -
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W33b3l wrote:I'm probably not regal enough, I only have a mechanical eye. Back to the public golf course for me lol.
I like the synthetic eye better. When monocles were first introduced they were the subject of much amusement and derision on the GD forum. The anal ring people, sphincter eye etc. etc.
Yeeee!
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Demolishar
United Aggression
1098
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Posted - 2016.04.22 08:33:46 -
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Not exclusive enough anymore tbh. Don't really care. In fact, come to think of it, they were never exclusive. |
Jovian Death
Jovian Vengeance
15
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Posted - 2016.04.22 08:50:07 -
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I'm guessing 2 nipple clams dont count
Oh well back to the drawing board |
Lan Wang
Knights of the Posing Meat FETID
2751
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Posted - 2016.04.22 10:15:31 -
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ive got one...but i dont...well not anymore...well something happened, you see i was on scout duty, and you know how scout duty is when you are just sitting there doing nothing waiting for something to happen, well i thought id clean out my Dramiel and came across some boosters which were behind Kukei & Fang's bed thing (maybe they hid them i dont know), well 1 thing led to another and maybe i took a bit too many of them and i think they were a bit past the sell by date any way, so here i am sitting in my Dramiel bearly able to see and i thought wow this is shiney so i started to rub it because it was very smooth, Kukei & Fang didnt like it so they snatched it from me and ate it!
Can i still be in the club though?
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Entity
X-Factor Industries Synthetic Existence
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Posted - 2016.04.22 10:27:33 -
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Zahara Cody wrote:Behold!
Ohai
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Torva-Messor
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
5
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Posted - 2016.04.22 15:51:06 -
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Demolishar wrote:Not exclusive enough anymore tbh. Don't really care. In fact, come to think of it, they were never exclusive.
How dare you, good sir? I challenge you to a duel!
Monocle superiority!
Looking to buy 1x Silvershore 'Greatcoat'. Contact me in-game with a mail.
The Monocle Clubhouse!
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Torva-Messor
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2016.04.22 16:15:58 -
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Lan Wang wrote:ive got one...but i dont...well not anymore...well something happened, you see i was on scout duty, and you know how scout duty is when you are just sitting there doing nothing waiting for something to happen, well i thought id clean out my Dramiel and came across some boosters which were behind Kukei & Fang's bed thing (maybe they hid them i dont know), well 1 thing led to another and maybe i took a bit too many of them and i think they were a bit past the sell by date any way, so here i am sitting in my Dramiel bearly able to see and i thought wow this is shiney so i started to rub it because it was very smooth, Kukei & Fang didnt like it so they snatched it from me and ate it!
Can i still be in the club though?
gr8 m8 I r8 8/8, would r8 again.
Monocle superiority!
Looking to buy 1x Silvershore 'Greatcoat'. Contact me in-game with a mail.
The Monocle Clubhouse!
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Torva-Messor
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
5
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Posted - 2016.04.23 12:55:44 -
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Monocle superiority! (Post bump)
Monocle superiority!
Looking to buy 1x Silvershore 'Greatcoat'. Contact me in-game with a mail.
The Monocle Clubhouse!
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Niraia
Nocturnal Romance Cynosural Field Theory.
414
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Posted - 2016.04.23 16:35:50 -
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The best clubs don't need to post adverts.
Biomass your ugly faces /o/
GÖÑ
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Jadek Kin
Incorruptibles
22
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Posted - 2016.04.23 16:37:43 -
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This is your brain on monocle(s).
http://i.imgur.com/tVY01Sv.jpg |
WASPY69
Hard Knocks Inc. Hard Knocks Citizens
415
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Posted - 2016.04.23 17:28:24 -
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I support this product and/or service!
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Rakshasa Taisab
Sane Industries Inc.
2032
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Posted - 2016.04.23 18:44:33 -
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Monocles?
Those cheap and tacky trinkets...
Nyan
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Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
3333
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Posted - 2016.04.23 23:33:38 -
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Monocles are awesome!
DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !
Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
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Jeronica
Habitual Euthanasia Pandemic Legion
420
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Posted - 2016.04.24 12:44:03 -
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Niraia wrote:The best clubs don't need to post adverts.
Biomass your ugly faces /o/
That hurts Nir :(
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