Mirana Niranne
Noob Mercs Monkeys with Guns.
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Posted - 2016.05.03 02:41:25 -
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So maybe you've heard of this PVP thing before, but never gave it much of a try. You've bolted your first gun on your frigate, but don't really know which end to point at the enemy. You completely suck at this activity called PVP, but gosh darn it, you're willing to give it a try, to put yourself between your enemy and your friend and take a bullet to the brain, because hey... pods are free, and that's what a good meat shield does!
Welcome to Noob Mercs, where our ticker PHAIL isn't just a clever name, it's a way of life!
We have been in operation since 2008, and have a long storied history. We've had an entire fleet annihilated by a Goonswarm Titan (back before multi dollar media empires) and used swarms of frigates to take down targets worth more than our entire fleets.
For every enemy we've ever killed, we've lost 2 ships doing it, but there was a time when it took 5 or 6 deaths to get a kill, so we're getting better, and THAT, my friends, is the point. We are Noobs and Vets, reformed and reforming carebears, even a few insane asylum escapees. We're not expected to be good at this game.
As a new member, the first thing you will learn is that your pod and your ship are tools to be used, they are expendable. We will rip the fear of losing your ship and pod from you, and turn you into a killing machine. In this, you will find the freedom to engage your enemy no matter the cost or chances, and it is THEY who will fear you, like a cornered, rabid squirrel with a blood fetish.
Once you learn these basic lessons, and start to gain skill and confidence in PVP, you will find your center, your zen place, in a philosophy we refer to as Flying Fearless, and much like a drug, or the salt sprinkles on the edge of a margarita glass filled with tears, once you've had a taste, you will always be looking for the next hit.
We Are:
- A lowsec based PVP corporation in a Minmatar FW Alliance. FW will give you the opportunity to make excellent money while you look for pew pew.
- NBSI (if it's not blue, you shoot it)
- New Player friendly.
- Pirates of opportunity. Piracy is permitted, but it is not required.
We are not:
- Industrialists
- Miners
- People who do anything that doesn't involve shooting stuff.
We are looking for:
- New players ready to PVP.
- Carebears seeking to reform themselves in the way of pew pew.
- Veteran PVPers interested in helping newbies learn the art of pew.
We Offer:
- Metric tonnes of PVP Opportunities, and an income to support your habit without having to run off and carebear it up.
- TS3 Voice Comms
- Veteran PVP pilots who may help you learn the art of pew pew if you're not a complete tool.
To Join, you will need:
- Only the most basic combat skills.
- To be available for a brief chat with one of our recruiters. We don't bother with API checks (good spies know how to get around them), and will just assume you are a spy until you prove otherwise.
- At least neutral Minmatar Republic faction standings to join. We have limited space available for the right people with
- To move to our home system. You are no good to us or yourself if you try to base too far from our home. We are temporarily based in Hek, but will be moving to lowsec in the next couple weeks.
For more info,feel free to send an Eve Mail to either myself or Charlie Firpol. You may also try our in-game public channel, Banana Public. |