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Jason Galente
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
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Posted - 2016.05.03 15:00:10 -
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The Newest of New Eras of New Ages
The most recent New Era is upon us. I am naming it "The Era of TL;DR". It starts...... now!
Pandemic Whored
In what was surely a simple misunderstanding, Planet Express, Inc. delivered a shipment of diseased prostitutes to Pandemic Horde's O1Y-ED home station of HORDE TRIUMPHS IN FADE, causing a massive outbreak of an unknown disease which is causing the capsuleers of the station to experience what is being called a "murderboner". No cure is in sight. This is the second major medical issue facing two major combatants in the Northern War, the first being the cloning-bay induced autism of the Goonswarm Federation (now known as "Blap blap toot toot" syndrome).
This is the last time we set up shipments over voice comms.
On the plus side, the disease-ridden dancers were very ethnically diverse. Pandemic Horde, Inc. is an equal opportunity employer.
Ollie Rundle Defeats Yours Truly in Poetry Competition
"Kim's demeanour and rants became tousled Whenever her jimmies were rustled "You're all liars," she'd cry "The Federation must die!" Was her singular hackneyed rebuttal"
Anchorable Pinatas
The first Citadel lasted -11 seconds.
Resolution on Bloody Civil War
We'll look into it.
I would report on the Diana Kim Gallente lover story (hint: ask Xadiran), but that's kinda personal, yo.
Also, romance crap is for cheap novels. This ain't the Gutter Press.
Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole.
And this foundation must be defended.
At any cost
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Vikarion
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
901
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Posted - 2016.05.03 15:18:48 -
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I always appreciate these highly accurate and extremely detailed accounts of the trials and tribulations we experience in Fade. |
Jason Galente
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
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Posted - 2016.05.03 15:23:14 -
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Vikarion wrote:I always appreciate these highly accurate and extremely detailed accounts of the trials and tribulations we experience in Fade.
Then you should toss it a like
Also, maybe some ISK?
I am a shameless, attention-whoring space pauper. Give me things!
Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole.
And this foundation must be defended.
At any cost
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Rinai Vero
Moira. Villore Accords
869
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Posted - 2016.05.03 15:54:23 -
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There's no medicine for regret, hordelings! |
Jason Galente
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
329
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Posted - 2016.05.03 15:58:33 -
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Rinai Vero wrote:There's no medicine for regret, hordelings!
When I pee, it doesn't necessarily burn, but I get a sudden urge to kill bees and bee-associated things.
Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole.
And this foundation must be defended.
At any cost
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Karina Ivanovich
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
34
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Posted - 2016.05.03 16:43:35 -
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TLDR stands for Totally Laudable and Detailed Reporting right?
Some call me insane. If the universe is sane, then I embrace that label.
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Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
1806
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Posted - 2016.05.03 18:05:55 -
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Best. Reporting. Ever.
A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
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Johlie
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
11
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Posted - 2016.05.03 20:09:06 -
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I knew there was something wrong with those dancers.
Forever in the future,
Shall I battle as of yore,
Dying to be born a fighter,
But to die again, once more.[
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Karina Ivanovich
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
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Posted - 2016.05.03 21:03:31 -
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I will fully admit to have been part of that Ibis kill. Was quite the fun night, but we were indeed all highly affected mentally by outside sources.
Some call me insane. If the universe is sane, then I embrace that label.
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Rook Moray
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
98
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Posted - 2016.05.03 22:44:07 -
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Oh man...I almost...
*whew*
I've been spending so much time in my ship The Bugspray, that I haven't had enough free time for dancers.
But wait. I also feel the urge to kill bees and bee-associated things.
Just how contagious is this thing?!?
GÇ£When you want to know how things really work, study them when they're coming apart.GÇ¥ -Guristas Proverb.
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Jason Galente
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
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Posted - 2016.05.04 05:14:33 -
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Johlie wrote:I knew there was something wrong with those dancers.
ManFace has a great personality!
Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole.
And this foundation must be defended.
At any cost
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Vikarion
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
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Posted - 2016.05.04 09:08:29 -
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I'm not sure that we can really endorse disease-laden hookers as the proximate cause for this ailment. To wit, I have had the desire to kill bee-related things for some time, quite previously to their reported arrival (I avoid hookers, personally, as I feel that they occupy time best spent by drinking).
No, I suspect that someone has spiked the alcohol supply. A pity, that. The only possible solution, of course, is to quickly remove the offending viands. I suppose that many in Horde, in our unending generosity and brotherly concern to shoulder any burden, no matter how onerous, will take up this responsibility. I volunteer myself to be among that great number.
And while this may have resulted in the undignified, and, indeed, most tragic accidental destruction of an innocent Ibis, this wanton destruction and bloodlust will soon come to an end, and I expect that soon O1Y will become a haven for any neutral pilot who might wish to have a safe and free port in the darkness of Fade.
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Rook Moray
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
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Posted - 2016.05.04 13:45:46 -
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Hookers and drinking are not mutually exclusive activities.
That being said, you can count on my support in the removal of viands, bees, crows or any other undesirables.
GÇ£When you want to know how things really work, study them when they're coming apart.GÇ¥ -Guristas Proverb.
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Lyris Nairn
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
12418
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Posted - 2016.05.04 14:20:21 -
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Hello.
Sky Captain of Your Heart
Reddit: lyris_nairn
Skype: lyris.nairn
Twitter: @lyris_nairn
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Rook Moray
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
100
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Posted - 2016.05.04 14:32:03 -
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Heyas,
Come visit sometime.
GÇ£When you want to know how things really work, study them when they're coming apart.GÇ¥ -Guristas Proverb.
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