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Chewytowel Haklar
KarmaFleet Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.05.19 05:03:48 -
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After so many crushing defeats in the land of Goondom at the hands of the enemies in space we have found ourselves overwhelmed by expert spaceshipmen. The Mittani has us now mining in high sec and building Hurricanes, and other things, just to keep up appearances. Times are dark in the land of Goons.
Oh how the mighty have fallen they say as they whelp our fleets one by one, pillage our Sov, and take the last bit of freedom the bees hath had for ever so long. We called for aid but no one would come to aid us, all our allies have abandoned us and called us bad names. Times are harder then ever as morale falters and infighting continues. Just yesterday I saw a man proposing we resort to begging for handouts from others, or even sink to the lowest of lows and scam in Jita local. I believe that same man was left behind to die at the hands of the ever maddening Mittani.
Recently I heard Mittani say that we are destined to lose this war mostly because we all did not have enough paplinks, and participation has faltered every single day (playing Overwatch?). For who truly wants to die at the hands of our skillful enemies in these grand space battles? What madness is this I ask? Others ask so what is the plan now? After a long while I heard someone speak up and say, we need to get good at pvp! Not long after others seemed to chime in and agree, we need to move further into Losec space and start our own Red vs Blue. We have forgotten the ancient arts of combat and must once again relearn those ways which we have lost while getting fat off of rats in Deklein.
So it has been said, and so it shall be done. We have lost our ways and forgotten who we are, lost in drink as drunken filth and merely must relearn our old ways. This is how the Goonhammer must be forged! They shall know us for what we truly are and they will fear our awesome skillz once again. Let no one have any doubts, the Goons are here and here to stay! |
Scipio Artelius
The Vendunari End of Life
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Posted - 2016.05.19 05:23:26 -
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This is why the forums need to allow images.
So many words. So little said.
1 r/eve meme would have at least been funny and higher quality.
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Natural CloneKiller
The Phoenix Rising Vendetta Mercenary Group
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Posted - 2016.05.19 05:40:25 -
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Is this a burning ship going down? |
Hawke Frost
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Posted - 2016.05.19 06:00:41 -
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Who? |
Yarosara Ruil
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Posted - 2016.05.19 06:41:50 -
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Grr Goons. Hat Goons. Deth to Goons. |
Maldiro Selkurk
CHEMO IMMUNO RESISTANT VIRUS X
551
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Posted - 2016.05.19 06:43:47 -
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Well at least the goon propaganda machine is still running at 100% capacity.
Yawn,-á I'm right as usual. The predictability kinda gets boring really.
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Evasive Shadow Assassin
Evocationz Adhera YouTube Corporation
3490
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Posted - 2016.05.19 09:16:44 -
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Nah ur done bro, people have had enough of goons ******* **** up, destroying the markets and generally being tards
Your done :0
Enjoy high sec, it's fun here
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Josef Djugashvilis
3412
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Posted - 2016.05.19 15:48:41 -
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Perhaps Goonswarm should be changed to Goongloom?
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Josef Djugashvilis
3412
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Posted - 2016.05.19 15:51:01 -
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^^ the ultimate Eve insult :)
Quickly to be followed by - hey, remember when the goons were something?
And, goons? before my time mate.
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Sustrai Aditua
Irubo Kovu
213
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Posted - 2016.05.19 16:02:49 -
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Chewytowel Haklar wrote: After so many crushing defeats in the land of Goondom at the hands of the enemies in space we have found ourselves overwhelmed by expert spaceshipmen. The Mittani has us now mining in high sec and building Hurricanes, and other things, just to keep up appearances. Times are dark in the land of Goons.
Oh how the mighty have fallen they say as they whelp our fleets one by one, pillage our Sov, and take the last bit of freedom the bees hath had for ever so long. We called for aid but no one would come to aid us, all our allies have abandoned us and called us bad names. Times are harder then ever as morale falters and infighting continues. Just yesterday I saw a man proposing we resort to begging for handouts from others, or even sink to the lowest of lows and scam in Jita local. I believe that same man was left behind to die at the hands of the ever maddening Mittani.
Recently I heard Mittani say that we are destined to lose this war mostly because we all did not have enough paplinks, and participation has faltered every single day (playing Overwatch?). For who truly wants to die at the hands of our skillful enemies in these grand space battles? What madness is this I ask? Others ask so what is the plan now? After a long while I heard someone speak up and say, we need to get good at pvp! Not long after others seemed to chime in and agree, we need to move further into Losec space and start our own Red vs Blue. We have forgotten the ancient arts of combat and must once again relearn those ways which we have lost while getting fat off of rats in Deklein.
So it has been said, and so it shall be done. We have lost our ways and forgotten who we are, lost in drink as drunken filth and merely must relearn our old ways. This is how the Goonhammer must be forged! They shall know us for what we truly are and they will fear our awesome skillz once again. Let no one have any doubts, the Goons are here and here to stay!
Bovine Scatology at its best. +10
If we get chased by zombies, I'm tripping you.
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Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E.
3843
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Posted - 2016.05.19 17:22:09 -
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Maybe you should all consider a different game.
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Natural CloneKiller
The Phoenix Rising Vendetta Mercenary Group
97
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Posted - 2016.05.19 17:22:46 -
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I hear being in goons requires players to be able to press undock, F1. Dock. I advised my six year old he is too advanced for goons now and he should move onto a better alliance. |
Josef Djugashvilis
3413
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Posted - 2016.05.19 17:33:28 -
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The goons as players are fine, no better or worse than any other group in the game.
Mittens and his ego, were, are and will continue to be the problem.
For mittens, the game seems to be a mechanism to generate a real life job for him.
Why on earth do regular rank and file goons put up with him?
The sooner the goons dump him, the sooner they can (probably} be successful again.
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Varathius
Enlightened Industries Goonswarm Federation
234
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Posted - 2016.05.19 17:39:27 -
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Natural CloneKiller wrote:I hear being in goons requires players to be able to press undock, F1. Dock. I advised my six year old he is too advanced for goons now and he should move onto a better alliance.
I don't know about that. I went on a small solo roam in low sec and got ganked by 5 guys, their garmur did unfortunately for them not make it. Took me a bit more than just to press F1 to win that isk war vs 5, just saying... |
Julanna Egnald
Del's Industrial Strip Mining
7
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Posted - 2016.05.19 17:44:29 -
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I've seen in the past when the Goons disappeared from one side of the map only to pop up seemingly from nowhere a week or two later on the other side of the map. Could this be an excuse for a mass relocation, to the northeast, perhaps? |
Lianara Dayton
Society for Peace and Unity
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Posted - 2016.05.19 17:58:17 -
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Is this the latest case of Colony Collapse Disorder?
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Arthur Aihaken
CODE.d
5101
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Posted - 2016.05.19 18:22:59 -
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Natural CloneKiller wrote:I hear being in goons requires players to be able to press undock, F1. Dock. I advised my six year old he is too advanced for goons now and he should move onto a better alliance. Don't forget the ancient art of ship-spinning...
I am currently away, traveling through time and will be returning last week.
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
12086
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Posted - 2016.05.19 19:03:10 -
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What a waste of electrons, how unexpected, coming from you OP.
Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .
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Chewytowel Haklar
KarmaFleet Goonswarm Federation
161
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Posted - 2016.05.19 21:06:07 -
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Julanna Egnald wrote:I've seen in the past when the Goons disappeared from one side of the map only to pop up seemingly from nowhere a week or two later on the other side of the map. Could this be an excuse for a mass relocation, to the northeast, perhaps?
Where did you hear this information? Apparently someone has been misinformed you about where we are relocating fyi. |
Aiwha
Infinite Point Violence of Action.
1181
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Posted - 2016.05.19 21:09:58 -
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Some lowsec scrub alliance.
Sanity is fun leaving the body.
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Julanna Egnald
Del's Industrial Strip Mining
7
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Posted - 2016.05.19 21:50:07 -
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Chewytowel Haklar wrote:Julanna Egnald wrote:I've seen in the past when the Goons disappeared from one side of the map only to pop up seemingly from nowhere a week or two later on the other side of the map. Could this be an excuse for a mass relocation, to the northeast, perhaps? Where did you hear this information? Apparently someone has been misinformed you about where we are relocating fyi.
Didn't hear it anywhere. But they've been in the southeast, the southwest, and until recently the northwest. Just continuing the progression. |
Natural CloneKiller
The Phoenix Rising Vendetta Mercenary Group
98
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Posted - 2016.05.20 02:40:07 -
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Have goons lost all their sov yet? Eve influence map suggests a sinking ship. |
Raz Muesin
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
0
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Posted - 2016.05.20 04:10:33 -
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Damn I heard they undocked and were not in interceptors.
I might have to actually log in. |
Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E.
3844
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Posted - 2016.05.20 04:19:48 -
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Isn't Psychotic Tendencies part of the Imperium? They still have Cloud Ring.
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Pandora Carrollon
Kingsman Tailors
276
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Posted - 2016.05.20 15:29:27 -
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Chewytowel Haklar wrote: After so many crushing defeats in the land of Goondom at the hands of the enemies in space we have found ourselves overwhelmed by expert spaceshipmen. The Mittani has us now mining in high sec and building Hurricanes, and other things, just to keep up appearances. Times are dark in the land of Goons.
In the last days of the Third Reich, such observations were enough to get you shot or a sent to engage a T-34 point blank with a Panzerfaust.
I suggest a shower and a change of corporations. That will both deal with the reek of despair and the need for hope in the future.
Take your destiny into your own hands and rely not on the false prophets of men. Become your own master and seek the will of your soul.
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Teckos Pech
The Executives Executive Outcomes
4868
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Posted - 2016.05.20 17:15:10 -
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Vincent Athena wrote:Isn't Psychotic Tendencies part of the Imperium? They still have Cloud Ring.
No.
"The curious task of economics is to demonstrate to men how little they really know about what they imagine they can design."--Friedrich August von Hayek
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Vincent Athena
V.I.C.E.
3844
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Posted - 2016.05.20 17:32:24 -
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Teckos Pech wrote:Vincent Athena wrote:Isn't Psychotic Tendencies part of the Imperium? They still have Cloud Ring. No. Really? /me goes and checks the Map
I see it got changed just this morning! Up to now "Lex Where are we Moving" was not shown. That leaves the Imperium a few systems in the northwest, and, oddly, one in the southeast.
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Sustrai Aditua
Irubo Kovu
217
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Posted - 2016.05.20 18:11:16 -
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Julanna Egnald wrote:I've seen in the past when the Goons disappeared from one side of the map only to pop up seemingly from nowhere a week or two later on the other side of the map. Could this be an excuse for a mass relocation, to the northeast, perhaps? No. It means they found the seam where the map wraps around.
If we get chased by zombies, I'm tripping you.
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TigerXtrm
KarmaFleet Goonswarm Federation
1535
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Posted - 2016.05.21 00:08:59 -
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Evasive Shadow Assassin wrote:Nah ur done bro, people have had enough of goons ******* **** up, destroying the markets and generally being tards
Your done :0
Enjoy high sec, it's fun here
You don't want us ruining high sec full time, believe me.
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Hal Morsh
Hmmzor. Muffins of Mayhem
526
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Posted - 2016.05.21 00:21:59 -
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TigerXtrm wrote:Evasive Shadow Assassin wrote:Nah ur done bro, people have had enough of goons ******* **** up, destroying the markets and generally being tards
Your done :0
Enjoy high sec, it's fun here You don't want us ruining high sec full time, believe me.
Go for it.
Omar Alharazaad > Pretty much any time you blow something up in space it's bound to annoy someone or something.
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