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Avio Yaken
The Yaken Clan
2175
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Posted - 2016.07.22 10:21:56 -
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Diana kim.
For far too long you have plagued the IGS with your **** talking. It's time for someone to finally put you in your place. Your weapon of choice seems to be your words as you use them constantly to spit venom towards all that try and converse with you.
So drop the blade and grab the ******* mic because I challange YOU, Strike commander Diana Kim, to a rap battle to settle this once and for all. That's right Diana, you claim you would never back down from a battle. So accept my challange of a rap battle and prove your are the ultimate warrior, a warrior of steel and of words.
Now I'm brand new to the rap game, I was chilling at a bar in Republic space and was approached by a Brutor. We had a pleasant conversation for a bit and I find out that he's actually apart of this "Rap game". So I ask him how do you become apart of the rap game and he presented me with a few questions.
After answering questions about if I ever been shot or shot some (And other types of questions) it turned out that I actually met the requirements to join the rap game. So he takes me to a back room where I meet some high ranking officers of this "Rap game" and asks me to drop a ryheme for them. So I dtop..something close to a ryheme and they that was good enough and hand me a official I.D card that states I'm a offinal member of the rap game
It's said that if I want to move up the ranks I need to either A. Write some dope ass songs or B. Start a rivalry with someone (or "Beef") and proceed to smoke their ass in a battle where we take turns dropping phrases that ryheme ("Bars") that also insult the opposing party.
So Diana Kim, I have thrown down the gauntlet, now it's all up to you to accept this "beef" i'm starting with you. Put up or shut up.
Given that we are both amateurs at this (unless you secertly recorded a few mixtapes already) we can make this a written contest. This will also be so horrible that I may be losing my "Rap game" identification card.
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Yarosara Ruil
468
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Posted - 2016.07.22 11:33:12 -
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This is so amazing I don't even anymore! |
Jason Galente
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
630
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Posted - 2016.07.22 11:54:37 -
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This is perfect.
What would Kim's rapper name be?
The NOTORIOUS C.O (Caldari Officer)
No wait.. Donkey Kong with the Expansion 2-Pak!
Damn, I'm good.
Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole.
And this foundation must be defended.
At any cost
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Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
2721
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Posted - 2016.07.22 15:17:21 -
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Avio Yaken wrote:For far too long you have plagued the IGS with your **** talking. It's time for someone to finally put you in your place. Your weapon of choice seems to be your words as you use them constantly to spit venom towards all that try and converse with you. Now, that's awkward slander, full of bile and hatred. I wonder, what I did to you, maybe accidentally kicked a gallentean butt that you was kissing?
But anyway, I believe it's time for me to actually put YOU into place, Yaken, and make YOU answer for your treacherous and uncouth behavior.
However, your terms of fight are insulting, disgusting and unacceptable. As far as I understand from your explanation, it is nothing but "dropping phrases that insult the opposing party". In other words - verbal mudslinging. And the only way to win such "game" is not starting to play as well. Yes, I have expected something disgracing and cowardly from tribals, who are capable only of being a slaves. But that you, Yaken, who are supposed to be Caldari, has fallen that low to tribal level to accept their "insulting game", is completely unacceptable. Not speaking that you dared to offer it as a challenge to Caldari Officer.
As a Caldari Officer I can't really ignore your challenge, but I can't accept it either in the form it was presented, as I would disgrace Caldari uniform by doing so. And thus I will use my right to choose a different weapon: I won't drop my sword.
You. Me. Caldari Steel without any nova or plasma upgrades. Without armor and cybernetic enhancements. Choose a place not hostile to Caldari military personnel, "beef writer", where I will make you pay for your insolence.
Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.
In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
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Avio Yaken
The Yaken Clan
2179
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Posted - 2016.07.22 15:40:51 -
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Diana I'm gonna be straight with you..
It sounds like you are scared and want to do something you are more comfortable with rather than doing the warrior thing and taking up any challenge offered to you.
So either you are a coward and not taking up this honorable lyrical duel or you and i spit some hot fire on a mic and we settle this on a battlefield both foreign to us. A warrior adapts Diana, you seem to want to stay in your comfort zone and not take up a new challenge.
You can't just throw down a gauntlet because you don't like the gauntlet i threw down, thats just cowardly.
Diana i will hook you up with top of the line producers that work in the State and we can make you some hot beats to work with, I'm dead serious about doing a rap battle with you.
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Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
2724
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Posted - 2016.07.22 15:54:52 -
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Are you idiot, Yaken?... This is a honest question. Are you?
How one can be scared of just word mudslinging? I gave you thorough explanation. Read it and try again. But since you seem to be really the scared one here (of a sword), I'll offer what you shall be proficient in, as a capsule pilot. (And you can kiss my boots for this, since I really don't actually have to do this, and still I give you second... and last chance).
Frigates.
Would you accept fight on frigates, or would you prefer to become a laughing stock of whole IGS?
Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.
In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
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Avio Yaken
The Yaken Clan
2180
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Posted - 2016.07.22 16:09:20 -
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Diana
You are doing this ******* rap battle with me, alright? I already sent the medallions and baggy pants for you to wear.
oh i forgot to mention the attire we are suppose to be wearing, see after i watched a few of theses "rap" videos it seems alot of the performers wear very baggy clothing and most of the time look like douchebags.
So I'm gonna be wearing a Jersey with cargo shorts and some mainstream company's shoes with a platinum medallion of the Jove Empire's logo..I don't know why, but I just figured it would be apart of the character I'm building.
See, every rapper has some kind of "Persona" they play, i have this idea of a Jove sympathizer that tries to use his ryhemes to resurrect Veniel. Its still a work in progress but I think i got something special snowflakey enough to make a big enough impact on the rap game.
As for the attire i sent you, i got you simply a tank top with some baggy pants as i mentioned before and 8 gold medallions, all representing the 8 mega corporations. you are gonna have all 8 of those ******* things hanging around your neck and i also sent you a Large "Squid lyfe" (yes its suppose to be spelled like that" cap to wear, you are to wear that backwards so everyone around you takes notice of your "swag"
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Yarosara Ruil
472
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Posted - 2016.07.22 16:12:18 -
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Diana Kim wrote: Frigates.
Would you accept fight on frigates, or would you prefer to become a laughing stock of whole IGS?
Quite frankly Miss Kim, Mister Yaken challenged you to an Epic Rap Battle of History. As far as I can tell, you can't rap with Caldari Navy Scourge Light Missiles, so you can't trump your way out with your martial skills. Twisting this challenge so it falls to your comfort zone shows some severe lack of character against adversity!
The terms were given, so either you accept them or you decline them! Not all duels have to end with one side's burning up in flames you know! |
Felise Selunix
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
14
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Posted - 2016.07.22 17:14:04 -
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Fascinating. I love it. I love the clothes, the rhyming, heck there's even a recording aspect which means there's a money-making angle here, too. I adore this. Can this 'rap game' be played at parties? I think this is ripe for mass production if you ask me.
Is this "rap game" between you two going to be public? Can tickets be sole? Can it be broadcasted? I'd be happy to handle the all of that for a percentage up top. This 'Epic Rap Battles of History' thing could be a big ISK maker if you play it the right way. |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
2724
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Posted - 2016.07.22 18:17:44 -
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Yaken, are you dumb or are you blind? Why are you still going about it and ignore my replies?
I am not going to repeat myself. Acknowledge acceptance so we can proceed to discussing time and place or we'll just consider you dishonored yourself and showed yourself a coward.
Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.
In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
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Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
2724
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Posted - 2016.07.22 18:32:06 -
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Yarosara Ruil wrote:Diana Kim wrote: Frigates.
Would you accept fight on frigates, or would you prefer to become a laughing stock of whole IGS?
Quite frankly Miss Kim, Mister Yaken challenged you to an Epic Rap Battle of History. As far as I can tell, you can't rap with Caldari Navy Scourge Light Missiles, so you can't trump your way out with your martial skills. Twisting this challenge so it falls to your comfort zone shows some severe lack of character against adversity! The terms were given, so either you accept them or you decline them! Not all duels have to end with one side burning up in flames you know! He offered his terms, but they are clearly dehumanizing in their savagery. But I am not a filthy minmatar. Such behavior is unacceptable in civilized society. As being challenged I can choose different weapon, which I can use without disgracing Caldari uniform.
Frankly speaking, once after I challenged one person, she demanded we would fight on wet shirts. I have accepted this condition, but unfortunately, the fight didn't happen.
Lets see now if Yaken actually have honor to follow it and fight to pay for his words... or that he's just a quack.
Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.
In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
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Avio Yaken
The Yaken Clan
2184
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Posted - 2016.07.22 18:39:20 -
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Diana for fucks sake..You can't deny my challenge and call me a coward for not taking your challenge. If anything you are the original coward because you refuse to take the initial challenge and instead demand we fight on your terms otherwise im the coward.
***** you are the one refusing to fight unless i give in to your demands, No I'm not some..."Bitchmade" fool that will give in just because you don't like the challenge i presented.
But no I'm the coward because you don't want to accept the challenge i presented, that seems logical.
Also you get my parcel yet?
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Felise Selunix
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
15
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Posted - 2016.07.22 18:49:38 -
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Diana Kim wrote: But I am not a filthy minmatar.
Flattery will get you everywhere Miss Kim, you charmer you...
But back to business or honor or whatever. I think you should take him up on this duel. Beat him at his own game! Yes, it may be a 'dehumanizing and savage' duel, but you could change all that! You could bring Caldari honor to this rap game thingy. What better way to show Caldari strength?
So come now, let's get together, set some terms and conditions and get this thing started so I can move some of these rap battle t-shirts--um, I mean so that we can preserve some honor...yeah, honor.
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Felise Selunix
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
15
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Posted - 2016.07.22 18:51:34 -
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And fun fact: "Filthy Minmatar" was the name of an underground Caldari-Gallente punk band that I used to listen to as a teenager. They had a hit about a broken duel of some sort if I remember correctly. Small cluster, eh? |
Avio Yaken
The Yaken Clan
2184
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Posted - 2016.07.22 19:03:12 -
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Felise Selunix wrote: um, I mean so that we can preserve some honor...yeah, honor.
And T-shirts
(.___________________________________________.)/
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Felise Selunix
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
15
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Posted - 2016.07.22 19:59:11 -
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Avio Yaken wrote:Felise Selunix wrote: um, I mean so that we can preserve some honor...yeah, honor.
And T-shirts
And advertising rights! |
Jason Galente
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
634
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Posted - 2016.07.22 20:53:58 -
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Diana Kim wrote: However, your terms of fight are insulting, disgusting and unacceptable. As far as I understand from your explanation, it is nothing but "dropping phrases that insult the opposing party". In other words - verbal mudslinging. And the only way to win such "game" is not starting to play as well.
..I don't even have to point it out, do I?
Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole.
And this foundation must be defended.
At any cost
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Templar Thal Vadam
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
0
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Posted - 2016.07.22 21:21:31 -
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".....Wow....This is a great idea. Next honor duel I have is gonna be a rap" |
Jason Galente
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
635
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Posted - 2016.07.22 21:33:58 -
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Templar Thal Vadam wrote:".....Wow....This is a great idea. Next honor duel I have is gonna be a rap"
I've already got your name: Corvus Rekt.
Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole.
And this foundation must be defended.
At any cost
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Kolodi Ramal
Sanxing
124
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Posted - 2016.07.22 22:16:17 -
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Diana Kim wrote:He offered his terms, but they are clearly dehumanizing in their savagery. But I am not a filthy minmatar. Such behavior is unacceptable in civilized society. Really? My people come up with an artistic and non-violent way to settle a dispute and you call it uncivilized while refusing to use anything other than violence? |
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Slayer Liberator
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
68
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Posted - 2016.07.23 00:44:02 -
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Kolodi Ramal wrote:Diana Kim wrote:He offered his terms, but they are clearly dehumanizing in their savagery. But I am not a filthy minmatar. Such behavior is unacceptable in civilized society. Really? My people come up with an artistic and non-violent way to settle a dispute and you call it uncivilized while refusing to use anything other than violence? You must be new here |
Slayer Liberator
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
68
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Posted - 2016.07.23 00:48:19 -
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Jason Galente wrote:Diana Kim wrote: However, your terms of fight are insulting, disgusting and unacceptable. As far as I understand from your explanation, it is nothing but "dropping phrases that insult the opposing party". In other words - verbal mudslinging. And the only way to win such "game" is not starting to play as well.
..I don't even have to point it out, do I? No, you Don't it is easier to notice than a Leviathan |
Anabella Rella
Gradient
2196
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Posted - 2016.07.23 06:41:40 -
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Her rapper name will be Poop Dogg.
When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
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Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
2724
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Posted - 2016.07.23 08:10:02 -
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Kolodi Ramal wrote:Diana Kim wrote:He offered his terms, but they are clearly dehumanizing in their savagery. But I am not a filthy minmatar. Such behavior is unacceptable in civilized society. Really? My people come up with an artistic and non-violent way to settle a dispute and you call it uncivilized while refusing to use anything other than violence? Artistic way of insulting?... This is disgusting, terrible! It won't solve problem and won't let any of parties to release steam, it will only make each of participants more angry and frustrated.
Besides, he shall feel the punishment for his words. By yelling obscenities at him.... it won't change anything.
Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.
In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
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Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
1256
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Posted - 2016.07.23 09:30:40 -
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Diana Kim wrote:Kolodi Ramal wrote:Diana Kim wrote:He offered his terms, but they are clearly dehumanizing in their savagery. But I am not a filthy minmatar. Such behavior is unacceptable in civilized society. Really? My people come up with an artistic and non-violent way to settle a dispute and you call it uncivilized while refusing to use anything other than violence? Artistic way of insulting?... This is disgusting, terrible! It won't solve problem and won't let any of parties to release steam, it will only make each of participants more angry and frustrated. Besides, he shall feel the punishment for his words. By yelling obscenities at him.... it won't change anything.
People make music TO release steam.
Are you perhaps an uncultured swine who has never walked within two feet of a ukelele? Does the sound of a group of people singing and dancing terrify you? Do you punch any of your crew members for daring to sing shanties while operating ship machinery?
A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
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Mika Firestorm
Your Friendly Neighborhood Logistics
30
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Posted - 2016.07.23 11:05:02 -
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Rap is a trashy uncouth low-quality music for those "singers" who have no freaking idea how to sing.
Diana, if you will ever agree to such sort of "battle", you will cover youself with such shame, that you won't wash in a hundred of years. Oh, and I will throw a rotten tomato your way too.
As for the "challenge" itself, I am pretty sure it is just mocking.
State the nature of your medical emergency
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Avio Yaken
The Yaken Clan
2202
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Posted - 2016.07.23 12:11:28 -
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Mika Firestorm wrote:Rap is a trashy uncouth low-quality music for those "singers" who have no freaking idea how to sing.
Diana, if you will ever agree to such sort of "battle", you will cover youself with such shame, that you won't wash in a hundred of years. Oh, and I will throw a rotten tomato your way too.
As for the "challenge" itself, I am pretty sure it is just mocking.
Mika, Perfect
You get to be Diana's hypeman!
Alll you gotta do is what you are doing now which is being a obnixious background noise that goes "YEAH BOY" every now and then or "OKAY" after every bar Diana would drop, you're perfect for the role
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Jason Galente
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
642
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Posted - 2016.07.23 12:23:50 -
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Diana Kim wrote:Kolodi Ramal wrote:Diana Kim wrote:He offered his terms, but they are clearly dehumanizing in their savagery. But I am not a filthy minmatar. Such behavior is unacceptable in civilized society. Really? My people come up with an artistic and non-violent way to settle a dispute and you call it uncivilized while refusing to use anything other than violence? Artistic way of insulting?... This is disgusting, terrible! It won't solve problem and won't let any of parties to release steam, it will only make each of participants more angry and frustrated.
Well you're sort of right about that. That's what the after-rap fly-bys are for.
Diana, I think you would be quite a fan of rap culture. "Yo dawg I herd u was disrespektin Tibus Heth, fuckboi."
Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole.
And this foundation must be defended.
At any cost
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Jason Galente
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
642
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Posted - 2016.07.23 12:28:49 -
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Mika Firestorm wrote:Rap is a trashy uncouth low-quality music for those "singers" who have no freaking idea how to sing.
Diana, if you will ever agree to such sort of "battle", you will cover youself with such shame, that you won't wash in a hundred of years. Oh, and I will throw a rotten tomato your way too.
As for the "challenge" itself, I am pretty sure it is just mocking.
Oh look, she shows up again to give Diana a way out without looking like a flop to every person involved. How much does she pay you? Or perhaps you two are lovers?
Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole.
And this foundation must be defended.
At any cost
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Jason Galente
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
642
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Posted - 2016.07.23 12:29:37 -
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Avio Yaken wrote:Mika Firestorm wrote:Rap is a trashy uncouth low-quality music for those "singers" who have no freaking idea how to sing.
Diana, if you will ever agree to such sort of "battle", you will cover youself with such shame, that you won't wash in a hundred of years. Oh, and I will throw a rotten tomato your way too.
As for the "challenge" itself, I am pretty sure it is just mocking. Mika, Perfect You get to be Diana's hypeman! Alll you gotta do is what you are doing now which is being a obnixious background noise that goes "YEAH BOY" every now and then or "OKAY" after every bar Diana would drop, you're perfect for the role
Avio, why are you so much more intelligent than I am? Goddamn.
Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole.
And this foundation must be defended.
At any cost
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