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Captain Dingles
Vapid Vacuums Inc. Rebel Alliance of New Eden
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Posted - 2016.07.25 10:47:39 -
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I was racking my brain tryin to come up with a unique service my corp could provide New Eden. Somethin new that would set us apart and make us known. What I came up with is a little iffy but it feels like it would be fun. So i have to ask yall; is there a group in game already that provides an escort service? i was thinking we could recruit some space girls and facilitate "space Dates". I mean in my travels as an explorer i have run into quite a few lonely capsuleers. I haven't got how we will monetize this yet but i feel that this could be VERY lucrative. So i gotta ask, is anybody already providing this type of service? Also would any of yall like to join me in my quest to bring people together (for a modest fee)? |
Tao Dolcino
EVE University Ivy League
558
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Posted - 2016.07.25 10:53:51 -
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Beautiful poem, thank you.
CCP 2015 : "Fluff is good"
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Nana Skalski
Poseidaon
13906
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Posted - 2016.07.25 11:01:46 -
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There is or was such service. But usually people find someone they are able to rp with, without any pimpin'.
I give you ( -á° -ƒ-û -í°)/ Boarding bays Gÿá
Every part of a game helps to tell a story. =ƒôò
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Ramses Davaham
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
7
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Posted - 2016.07.25 11:03:09 -
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Jita - The new red light district of New Eden. |
Ralph King-Griffin
Devils Rejects 666 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
17026
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Posted - 2016.07.25 11:04:05 -
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Hs/Ls/Ns/Wh?
Better the Devil you know.
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Captain Dingles
Vapid Vacuums Inc. Rebel Alliance of New Eden
65
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Posted - 2016.07.25 11:07:34 -
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https://image.eveonline.com/character/96062462_1024.jpg |
John Volan
Volan Enterprises
28
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Posted - 2016.07.25 11:12:48 -
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Captain Dingles wrote:https://image.eveonline.com/character/96062462_1024.jpg I would totally trust that face. |
Captain Dingles
Vapid Vacuums Inc. Rebel Alliance of New Eden
65
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Posted - 2016.07.25 11:15:33 -
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... You uh lookin fer a job by chance? ;) |
Captain Dingles
Vapid Vacuums Inc. Rebel Alliance of New Eden
65
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Posted - 2016.07.25 11:25:29 -
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPLVzs0wzwc This was my inspiration. |
Sustrai Aditua
Intandofisa
459
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Posted - 2016.07.25 13:01:33 -
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I never had to pay for it in my ...well..., there was this one time in Poughkeepsie.
PS You might have better luck if you rented your eyebrows out as props for Madame Butterfly performances.
If we get chased by zombies, I'm tripping you.
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000Hunter000
Missiles 'R' Us
83
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Posted - 2016.07.25 18:52:41 -
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WTS Exotic Dancers! LMFAO!!!
I also have a Damsel in distress if anyone is interested! |
Lady Ayeipsia
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
1135
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Posted - 2016.07.25 19:28:07 -
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000Hunter000 wrote:WTS Exotic Dancers! LMFAO!!! I also have a Damsel in distress if anyone is interested!
But do you have any Little Helpers?
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Saelyth
Umbra Reconnaissance Swamphole
21
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Posted - 2016.07.25 20:09:50 -
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Someone actually once told me there's some subsection or something in the EULA/TOS (you know that thing we all just click "I agree" on) prohibiting communications of a sexual nature. Not that I ever looked in said EULA to find it. Or probably read every single line of it...
...or ever did any of the aforementioned acts. Ever.
Besides, I've been told this character isn't especially attractive. |
Tau Cabalander
Retirement Retreat Working Stiffs
6290
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Posted - 2016.07.25 22:44:56 -
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Not sure if Flirt Fleet is still a thing.
I remember media mentions about it at one time.
I got an invitation (met the woman running it at an EvE player gathering), but never joined. |
Chopper Rollins
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
1447
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Posted - 2016.07.25 23:27:38 -
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Captain Dingles wrote:I was racking my brain...
Is that what the kids are calling that now?
Goggles. Making me look good. Making you look good.
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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
isd community communications liaisons
7179
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Posted - 2016.07.25 23:33:51 -
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Saelyth wrote:Someone actually once told me there's some subsection or something in the EULA/TOS (you know that thing we all just click "I agree" on) prohibiting communications of a sexual nature. Not that I ever looked in said EULA to find it. Or probably read every single line of it... ...or ever did any of the aforementioned acts. Ever. Besides, I've been told this character isn't especially attractive.
I've got a few minutes to kill. Let me peruse the EULA/TOS and see what I can see.
ISD Dorrim Barstorlode
Vice Admiral
Community Communication Liaisons (CCLs)
Interstellar Services Department
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Ralph King-Griffin
Devils Rejects 666 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
17067
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Posted - 2016.07.26 00:22:27 -
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Thats concerningly broad. Then again, so reads any TOS/EULA in the history of anything ever
Better the Devil you know.
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Sustrai Aditua
Intandofisa
459
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Posted - 2016.07.26 01:12:37 -
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This is why we can't have nice things. If people didn't use such references for purposes of vulgarity.... IF pigs could fly.....out my ****!
If we get chased by zombies, I'm tripping you.
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Vortexo VonBrenner
Raumfahrer Spiff Rakett Piloot Anslutning
2385
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Posted - 2016.07.26 02:20:40 -
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As long as you're ok with most of the girls you are cybering with being G.I.R.L. s, then by all means may your story have a happy ending. Whatever floats your goat.
EvE security zones in pictures
EvE quick reference pdf
A wise man sums up EvE
Smoke me a Kipper...
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ShahFluffers
Ice Fire Warriors Escalating Entropy
10290
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Posted - 2016.07.26 03:05:42 -
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*spittake* You owe me a new keyboard. Thanks.
How did you Veterans start?
The Mustache and Beard Thread
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Captain Dingles
Vapid Vacuums Inc. Rebel Alliance of New Eden
70
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Posted - 2016.07.26 04:03:00 -
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ISD Dorrim Barstorlode wrote:Saelyth wrote:Someone actually once told me there's some subsection or something in the EULA/TOS (you know that thing we all just click "I agree" on) prohibiting communications of a sexual nature. Not that I ever looked in said EULA to find it. Or probably read every single line of it... ...or ever did any of the aforementioned acts. Ever. Besides, I've been told this character isn't especially attractive. I've got a few minutes to kill. Let me peruse the EULA/TOS and see what I can see. From the ToS: Quote:You may not use any abusive, defamatory, ethnically or racially offensive, harassing, harmful, hateful, obscene, offensive, sexually explicit, threatening or vulgar language. (Alternate spelling or partial masking of such words will be reprimanded in the same manner as the actual use of such words.) There's bound to be more in there, but that's the most obvious thing that pops out. So be cool, I guess. We arn't going to be facilitating anything sexual. I'm just um talking about setting up "dates". |
Captain Dingles
Vapid Vacuums Inc. Rebel Alliance of New Eden
70
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Posted - 2016.07.26 04:05:20 -
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Saelyth wrote:Someone actually once told me there's some subsection or something in the EULA/TOS (you know that thing we all just click "I agree" on) prohibiting communications of a sexual nature. Not that I ever looked in said EULA to find it. Or probably read every single line of it... ...or ever did any of the aforementioned acts. Ever. Besides, I've been told this character isn't especially attractive. Well i don't have to be attractive as I'm not gonna be going on these "dates". I'll just be part of a group that helps insure payment. ;)
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Captain Dingles
Vapid Vacuums Inc. Rebel Alliance of New Eden
70
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Posted - 2016.07.26 07:22:29 -
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Chopper Rollins wrote:Captain Dingles wrote:i was undocking my Iteron 4... Is that what the kids are calling that now? fify |
Nana Skalski
Poseidaon
13945
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Posted - 2016.07.26 08:41:43 -
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I think the amount of daily sexually explicit stuff in EVE is mostly under the radar. I dont believe everything is only romanthic stuff.
Quote:As long as you're ok with most of the girls you are cybering with being G.I.R.L. s, then by all means may your story have a happy ending.
The pair that came together in EVE and married, they got a ship from CCP, it was a luxury yacht. Would do that for a same sex marriage? I hope so.
I give you ( -á° -ƒ-û -í°)/ Boarding bays Gÿá
Every part of a game helps to tell a story. =ƒôò
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Rovinia
Exotic Dancers Union SONS of BANE
527
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Posted - 2016.07.26 18:04:16 -
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You're walking on thin Ice, Captain Dingles.... The Union doesn't like it if someone poaching in it's market.... New Eden is a dangerous place. Accidents happen. Contact us, perhaps we can arrange some kind of licence agreement for the right price... ;) |
Captain Dingles
Vapid Vacuums Inc. Rebel Alliance of New Eden
70
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Posted - 2016.07.27 00:00:10 -
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Rovinia wrote:You're walking on thin Ice, Captain Dingles.... The Union doesn't like it if someone poaching in it's market.... New Eden is a dangerous place. Accidents happen. Contact us, perhaps we can arrange some kind of licence agreement for the right price... ;) So...um...you lookin' fer a job pretty lady? ;) |
Valkin Mordirc
2223
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Posted - 2016.07.27 04:02:36 -
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Buying GF 10k gold
Oh god the runescape flashbacks have returned.
#DeleteTheWeak
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Saelyth
Umbra Reconnaissance Swamphole
25
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Posted - 2016.07.27 21:05:02 -
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Captain Dingles wrote: Your character looks great for the space people that like that space teacher look.
Probably the most amusing thing I've read in awhile now.
Rovinia wrote:You're walking on thin Ice, Captain Dingles.... The Union doesn't like it if someone poaching in it's market.... New Eden is a dangerous place. Accidents happen. Contact us, perhaps we can arrange some kind of licence agreement for the right price... ;)
I almost want to join your corp just because of the name.
Certainly not because of any want to do exotic dancing, even with Union benefits (are they good, by the way?).
Besides, apparently I'm more "space teacher" than "exotic dancer." I suppose space librarian would also be accurate.
No, I don't "tutor." Usually.
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
12651
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Posted - 2016.07.27 21:13:01 -
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I am a tutor
You may toot my floot or play with my slide rule, for a charge. Edumacation is expensive.
Oh myy
Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .
Bumble's Space Log
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Saelyth
Umbra Reconnaissance Swamphole
25
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Posted - 2016.07.27 21:20:56 -
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Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Thats concerningly broad. Then again, so reads any TOS/EULA in the history of anything ever
Yeah, that pretty much covers the overwhelming majority of the drivel I hear whenever I leave the WH and go to market :P
@Bumblefck: Your mustache has a decidedly epic look to it, and I think it compliments your hairstyle. Your name, though... I'd have to call you something else. I wouldn't want to laugh halfway through whatever extracurricular activities I may be engaged in. |
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