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Ottom Ephesianos
Mirkur Draug'Tyr Ushra'Khan
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Posted - 2016.07.26 02:17:27 -
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"No, no, no..." Ottom was on a negotiation run. One of the dooms day moon bombs dwarfing his exo suit made his mental combatant nervous as they reviewed the technology up close in the blackness of space. Private Security forces hovered at a safe distance. "It won't go off unless I tell it to and even when I do that the A.I. on board the ship is superior to that of conventional artificial intelligence. These clones died fighting and signed up to die one more time." "Signed up to die?" Admiral Scottsdale questioned dubiously. "Yes man." Ottom explained exasperatedly. He hated his exo suit and just wanted to store the moon bombs while he docked S.S. Joviangress for routine repairs and some minor tweaks. "These clones were salvaged from True Sansha wrecks and there are even some science experiments gone horribly wrong among them. To wake these clones from criostasis I like pissing on a berserkers boots. They are good for one final engagement and however long that might be or for however short that might be once the battle is over they will automatically engage long term memory housed within their genetic templates. If they do that there is a 110% chance they will self destruct according to A.I. protocols housed in less human cranial circuitry." "Kamikaze." Admiral Scottsdale nodded. "No! I have them prepped and adapted to be crew for final engagements. When the bomb is activated they are deployed as soldiers for 'a' engagement. During this period of time they are a fully capable crew with the knowledge and skill to accomplish the specialized tasked of directing the forces of their tedious and surgical strike." "A surgical bomb." Admiral Scottsdale scratched at his spacesuit, it resembled an eco suit but was less cumbersome. "Surgical yes!" Ottom looked over his shoulder at S.S. Joviangress shimmering amid a star pattern barely visible to the naked eye. "That is why the crew is necessary. It is not simply a bomb but a directional blast. The crew go through levels of damage output assessments before using mining technology to unhinge and splinter areas of the otherwise space worthy structure. Once they have triangulated their destination and detonation point then they prep the cores for detonation." "Oh so it blows up AT stuff. Not just by stuff." The Admiral proclaimed. "Exactly." "Well then I don't have a problem with that. Ever since you started parking Ghost Wolf out here we started getting a steady stream of Gallente Pirates coming through testing our rookies looking for you. And you've yet to be a problem so your frequencies are safe." Admiral Scottsdale smiled knowingly. Ottom was left with a relieved smile. While Joviangress could dock safely the moon bombs had to be hidden.
00incomingpirateradiotransmission00 Ottom here, good lookin folks. Everytime I jack in there is always some pleasure hubs mail there to remind me why I fight for freedom as opposed to subjugation. I wanted to log on today and say the Khanid Kingdom's jurisdictional interests are well within sane margins. My name is Ottom Ephesianos and I endorse this short message. -ottout |
Slayer Liberator
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
70
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Posted - 2016.07.26 04:12:59 -
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Do you need an escort to a mental institution |
Lord Kailethre
Oruze Cruise White Stag Exit Bag
322
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Posted - 2016.07.26 09:05:38 -
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Slayer Liberator wrote:Do you need an escort to a mental institution
He's already in Ushra'Khan. |
Yarosara Ruil
493
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Posted - 2016.07.26 09:08:47 -
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Lord Kailethre wrote:He's already in Ushra'Khan.
That was savage, just like Ushra'Khan.
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Jason Galente
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
652
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Posted - 2016.07.26 12:54:04 -
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Lord Kailethre wrote:Slayer Liberator wrote:Do you need an escort to a mental institution He's already in Ushra'Khan.
Who says Amarrian men can't be sassy?
Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole.
And this foundation must be defended.
At any cost
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Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
1302
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Posted - 2016.07.26 13:42:45 -
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Who cares if he's an Amarr? If he flies with us and to my knowledge has been loyal to our cause he's one of us all the same. Whether you like how eccentric he is or not he's still on our side... |
Yarosara Ruil
493
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Posted - 2016.07.26 14:21:59 -
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Deitra Vess wrote:Who cares if he's an Amarr? If he flies with us and to my knowledge has been loyal to our cause he's one of us all the same. Whether you like how eccentric he is or not he's still on our side...
Nothing wrong with going native, Miss Vess!
What is dubious is if his eccentricity had any influence in the thought process behind joining. He does say some really silly things. |
Slayer Liberator
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
73
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Posted - 2016.07.26 14:28:29 -
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Lord Kailethre wrote:Slayer Liberator wrote:Do you need an escort to a mental institution He's already in Ushra'Khan. I meant one with licensed doctors |
Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
1264
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Posted - 2016.07.26 15:03:04 -
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Deitra Vess wrote:Who cares if he's an Amarr? If he flies with us and to my knowledge has been loyal to our cause he's one of us all the same. Whether you like how eccentric he is or not he's still on our side...
It was never about him being Amarr and all about his delusions and crimes against the written language.
A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
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Deitra Vess
Non-Hostile Target
1302
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Posted - 2016.07.26 16:52:37 -
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True, it's more so he's saying what seems to be more less pro Matari rhetoric, whether his words are diluted of proper grammar or not. It's more so for the audience. The point of speaking is to be heard, his messages may be convoluted but people are still talking about it and thus hearing his words right? It's not so much a matter of what he's saying but the thoughts and side conversations it's bringing. |
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Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
2184
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Posted - 2016.07.26 17:01:01 -
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Deitra Vess wrote:True, it's more so he's saying what seems to be more less pro Matari rhetoric, whether his words are diluted of proper grammar or not. It's more so for the audience. The point of speaking is to be heard, his messages may be convoluted but people are still talking about it and thus hearing his words right? It's not so much a matter of what he's saying but the thoughts and side conversations it's bringing.
Ms. Vess, I think this might be a stronger point if so many of the conversations didn't circle around the question, "What did I just read?"
If he's a clever writer, well, good for him, but, if it's so clever nobody understands it, it kind of undermines the whole point of communication. |
Slayer Liberator
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
73
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Posted - 2016.07.26 17:10:36 -
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Deitra Vess wrote:True, it's more so he's saying what seems to be more less pro Matari rhetoric, whether his words are diluted of proper grammar or not. It's more so for the audience. The point of speaking is to be heard, his messages may be convoluted but people are still talking about it and thus hearing his words right? It's not so much a matter of what he's saying but the thoughts and side conversations it's bringing. I can't tell it seems like insane rumblings to me |
Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
1266
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Posted - 2016.07.27 01:37:31 -
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Deitra Vess wrote:True, it's more so he's saying what seems to be more less pro Matari rhetoric, whether his words are diluted of proper grammar or not. It's more so for the audience. The point of speaking is to be heard, his messages may be convoluted but people are still talking about it and thus hearing his words right? It's not so much a matter of what he's saying but the thoughts and side conversations it's bringing.
If only it was *just* his grammar that is found wanting. Oh no, it isn't just his grammar. He has demonstrated a deficient understanding of vocabulary. His formatting is like a concrete wall. Finally, the contents. It's not pro-Matari rhetoric, it's the adventures of grand shining hero Ottom, who did impossible things, references either myths or non-existent fantastic things and etc. It's self-indulgent fantasies written in a way to arrogantly demonstrate his eloquence.
Except he ended up demonstrating his deficient understanding of the language.
A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
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Jason Galente
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
652
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Posted - 2016.07.27 03:00:41 -
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Deitra Vess wrote:Who cares if he's an Amarr? If he flies with us and to my knowledge has been loyal to our cause he's one of us all the same. Whether you like how eccentric he is or not he's still on our side...
I was actually talking about the White Stag Exit Bag guy.
Only the liberty of the individual assures the prosperity of the whole.
And this foundation must be defended.
At any cost
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Slayer Liberator
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
79
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Posted - 2016.07.28 00:41:16 -
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Jason Galente wrote:Deitra Vess wrote:Who cares if he's an Amarr? If he flies with us and to my knowledge has been loyal to our cause he's one of us all the same. Whether you like how eccentric he is or not he's still on our side... I was actually talking about the White Stag Exit Bag guy. Good to know |
Rodj Blake
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
2533
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Posted - 2016.07.28 08:54:01 -
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Lord Kailethre wrote:Slayer Liberator wrote:Do you need an escort to a mental institution He's already in Ushra'Khan.
I do believe that you have just won the IGS.
Dolce et decorum est pro Imperium mori
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Odelya d'Hanguest
Order of St. Severian
869
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Posted - 2016.07.28 10:43:43 -
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I have been lured into this for nothing. Shame. |
Lord Kailethre
Oruze Cruise White Stag Exit Bag
328
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Posted - 2016.07.29 12:39:43 -
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Odelya d'Hanguest wrote:I have been lured into this for nothing. Shame.
I'm sure you say that to all the gentlemen. |
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