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Muck Raker
Gutter Press
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Posted - 2016.07.29 14:05:50 -
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News reaches Gutter Press, that the Federal Defence Onion, a commemorative variety of edible onion, has been sabotage, with Caldari biotech megacorporations suspected to be behind the incident !
Onions !
The Onion was being developed by an Oursulaert based agricultural corporation, the Oursulaert Onion Organisation, and was being specially bred for taste and texture, in patriotic celebration of the Federal Defence Union's many successes in the militia wars.
Crunchy !
An OOO spokesperson had this to say: "Our personnel were beginning their inspections in the morning shift in the research plantations, when it was noticed that the fields of FDO had been attacked by unknown elements. Subsequent investigation retrieved some feathers, which carry a Caldari biotech company nanosignature, indicating this was clearly sabotage, and not a natural occurrence."
Sabotage !
Gutter Press agents were able to examine the feathers, and consulted with the University of Caille's biotech faculty, who informed Gutter Press that the feathers: "carry a makers mark from Zainou Biotech, in fact, this particular construct carries Todo Kirkinen's signature, which is very rare to see. The date on the mark indicates that this construct is several decades old, so it's not recent. Where did you say this was found ?"
Mystery !
Oursulaert local law enforcement released an official statement that: "This incident is under investigation, and the facts will be released when they have been established."
Cover up ?
Meanwhile, a source within the Federal agricultural industry, suggested that things are not all that they seem: "On the surface, that would look like a Caldari plot, however, the age of the construct, and the fact that only the onions had been targeted, sounds to me like a rival company is trying to sabotage OOO, and frame Caldari agents for it."
Conspiracy !
Will the Federal Defence Onion recover from this setback ? Will the bio-engineered bird that carried out the attack be found ? Will the plotters behind the whole incident ever be identified ?
Gutter Press will seek the answers to these questions.
Gutter Press. News.
Rumours, Wars, Rumours of Wars, Wars of Rumours!
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Korsavius
Revenent Defence Corperation
301
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Posted - 2016.07.29 14:32:46 -
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Down with this sort of thing.
Everyone knows that Ishukone is at the forefront of megacorporations in the State in improving relations with the Gallente Federation - that also includes all Ishukone subsidiaries like Zainou Biotech. Why would Zainou have any interest in carrying out a sabotage like this? This is clearly a set-up, or just bad reporting. |
Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate Heiian Conglomerate
413
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Posted - 2016.07.29 14:57:07 -
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Clearly a setup. Why would Ishukone want to pointlessly attack foreign interests? Why ever would Ishukone want to pointlessly attack foreign onions? Clearly, Lai Dai is trying to frame Ishukone. I recommend that Oursulaert law enforcement pass the investigation over to the CEP. The combined forces of Intercorporate Peacekeepers and Caldari State Navy will surely bring the fugitive bird to justice.
~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~
GÇ£Sitasutone nabeliwatsa-shogi; Otre Jaitovalte hessami-ettogi useuus sufat. Eika, hakkit garuketsi.GÇ¥
-Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka
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Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
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Posted - 2016.07.29 20:46:27 -
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Oh, I would be so glad to see actual a good sabotage on gallentean occupants, to make them pay for all the warcrimes gallenteans have committed during years of their oppressive campaign.
However... excuse me... onions? ONIONS?... Who in the Maker's name would sabotage onion? Their military value is next to a broom. And actually a broom can be way more dangerous weapon and way more necessary asset than onion.
I really doubt any sane Caldari would waste resource for such pathetic sabotage. Probably I should travel myself to Federal space and show them incompetents how real sabotage shall be conducted.
Though I won't be surprised if it is indeed some sort of Ishukone shenanigan. Those sleazebags were distancing from the rest of the State since YC110 and are often spotted in quite dishonorable and questionable conduct.
Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.
In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
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Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate Heiian Conglomerate
414
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Posted - 2016.07.29 23:22:57 -
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Diana Kim wrote:Oh, I would be so glad to see actual a good sabotage on gallentean occupants, to make them pay for all the warcrimes gallenteans have committed during years of their oppressive campaign.
However... excuse me... onions? ONIONS?... Who in the Maker's name would sabotage onion? Their military value is next to a broom. And actually a broom can be way more dangerous weapon and way more necessary asset than onion.
I really doubt any sane Caldari would waste resource for such pathetic sabotage. Probably I should travel myself to Federal space and show them incompetents how real sabotage shall be conducted.
Though I won't be surprised if it is indeed some sort of Ishukone shenanigan. Those sleazebags were distancing from the rest of the State since YC110 and are often spotted in quite dishonorable and questionable conduct.
Yes, because all the other okusaika were imploding upon each other while Heth was going mad with power. Look where it's gotten us since then; I can't say there's a good reason to regret it.
Please don't teach the Gallente sabotage; that'd be helping the enemy, no?
~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~
GÇ£Sitasutone nabeliwatsa-shogi; Otre Jaitovalte hessami-ettogi useuus sufat. Eika, hakkit garuketsi.GÇ¥
-Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka
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Parious MeHoff
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd. Arataka Research Consortium
9
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Posted - 2016.07.30 01:20:56 -
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This story brings me to tears... |
Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
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Posted - 2016.07.30 05:39:49 -
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Neph wrote:Diana Kim wrote:Oh, I would be so glad to see actual a good sabotage on gallentean occupants, to make them pay for all the warcrimes gallenteans have committed during years of their oppressive campaign.
However... excuse me... onions? ONIONS?... Who in the Maker's name would sabotage onion? Their military value is next to a broom. And actually a broom can be way more dangerous weapon and way more necessary asset than onion.
I really doubt any sane Caldari would waste resource for such pathetic sabotage. Probably I should travel myself to Federal space and show them incompetents how real sabotage shall be conducted.
Though I won't be surprised if it is indeed some sort of Ishukone shenanigan. Those sleazebags were distancing from the rest of the State since YC110 and are often spotted in quite dishonorable and questionable conduct. Yes, because all the other okusaika were imploding upon each other while Heth was going mad with power. Look where it's gotten us since then; I can't say there's a good reason to regret it. Please don't teach the Gallente sabotage; that'd be helping the enemy, no? Please excuse me, I didn't plan to teach Gallente sabotage. I planned to sabotage them properly so they would see the difference and amount of destruction I could bring upon them, compared to this.... Onion incident.
Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.
In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
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Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
2022
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Posted - 2016.07.30 05:56:15 -
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Diana Kim wrote: Please excuse me, I didn't plan to teach Gallente sabotage. I planned to sabotage them properly so they would see the difference and amount of destruction I could bring upon them, compared to this.... Onion incident.
I highly doubt that you have the resources or access needed to do any damage that would have the Federation do more then laugh at you....
A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
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Luna Hanaya
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
156
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Posted - 2016.07.30 12:40:50 -
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Can't you see, it is a Divine punishment for your sins!
Why do you blame Caldaris for this? You should blame yourselves in what you were doing. Or better, don't blame anyone. Just look around and see the peoples, she the Universe as He made it. Read the Scriptures and learn to live in self discipline and humility in His Light.
Everyone can be saved. Everyone. All you need is just a bit of belief, and mostly in yourself.
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James Syagrius
Reclamation Technologies
1343
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Posted - 2016.07.30 22:06:35 -
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A disturbing report indeed, Gutter Press again brings us the stories no one else will.
GÇ£Here also are the heralds of his praise."
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Slayer Liberator
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
81
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Posted - 2016.07.30 22:15:08 -
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Luna Hanaya wrote:Can't you see, it is a Divine punishment for your sins!
Why do you blame Caldaris for this? You should blame yourselves in what you were doing. Or better, don't blame anyone. Just look around and see the peoples, she the Universe as He made it. Read the Scriptures and learn to live in self discipline and humility in His Light.
Everyone can be saved. Everyone. All you need is just a bit of belief, and mostly in yourself. Hmm then I couldn't enjoy exotic dancers nah I don't want to |
Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
1275
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Posted - 2016.07.31 12:24:14 -
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Diana Kim wrote:Oh, I would be so glad to see actual a good sabotage on gallentean occupants, to make them pay for all the warcrimes gallenteans have committed during years of their oppressive campaign.
However... excuse me... onions? ONIONS?... Who in the Maker's name would sabotage onion? Their military value is next to a broom. And actually a broom can be way more dangerous weapon and way more necessary asset than onion.
I really doubt any sane Caldari would waste resource for such pathetic sabotage. Probably I should travel myself to Federal space and show them incompetents how real sabotage shall be conducted.
Though I won't be surprised if it is indeed some sort of Ishukone shenanigan. Those sleazebags were distancing from the rest of the State since YC110 and are often spotted in quite dishonorable and questionable conduct.
A bunch of onions can liven up the military rations party! Don't you know just how bloody good food tastes when you add slices of onions into them? They make anything delicious, even protein delicacies! Good-tasting food raises morale!
Also, the Caldari gene-modded fowls have gone too far!
A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
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