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Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.06 01:56:59 -
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Hello new and old capsuleers of new Eden,
Would you like to join an active corp that is a member of one of the largest alliances in the game? A corp that is big enough to cope, yet still small enough to care about its members, as well as allow you the chance to help shape the future of the corp. We can we offer you:
-Large Fleet battle -Small gang roam's -Out of game comm's -a large active community -Training to advance your career (if you want it) -Newbro training programmes. We will get you where you want to go -Multiple (optional) corp operation's -a friendly open atmosphere -An ore buyback scheme -Ship Replacement Program -A large logistical network -Fleet warfare training, to help prepare you for alliance Fleets
If any of this appeals to you, feel free to message myself in game for more information on how to proceed. |
Lindon Fallowtree
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.07 03:11:05 -
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Despite the fact Ranik has one milky eye and just.... I mean just the weirdest expression on his face that's possible with the character creation tool, he's still right. Our corp should be your home. You can message me about it in game if Ranik's unsavory appearance makes you nervous.
Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet intakes.
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Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.07 19:47:05 -
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Join us and get to meet directors who do things like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUCgHs2PZRM |
Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.08 16:40:44 -
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Special offer.
If you have a gigantic chin, we also provide free gigantic chin hats. Join us now. |
Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.10 01:54:05 -
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Come join us, the water is really warm. |
Lindon Fallowtree
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.10 02:07:54 -
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It took guts to share that video. And guts is enough.
Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet intakes.
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Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.14 02:27:13 -
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We want to love you, send us a message. |
Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.15 18:04:03 -
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Remember, never not insure. |
Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.16 17:11:56 -
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Protip:
One day you will die, all your accomplishments will mean nothing, any family and friends you have will die, and everything about you will be forgotten. At some point all of the human race will become extinct so nothing really matters.
So why not waste what little of your fleeting existence you have left in our corp? We make waiting for death SUPER FUN. |
d00j Bowen
Reckless-Endangerment Manifesto.
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Posted - 2016.08.16 18:44:07 -
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*Free bump*
Good to see you want to make space great again, best of luck to you.
We have done the same. We pushed for months to make Great Wildlands great again. Now that we successfully did that, We are making Wicked Creek Wicked Again. |
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Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.16 19:02:14 -
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Thank you for the free bump, and best of luck to you out there spacefriend :D |
Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.18 02:25:19 -
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Had a few newbies join us recently, currently getting them set up with free ships and skillbooks. Come and join us now :D |
Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.19 12:41:50 -
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I dont like bumping for the hell of it, so here is an interesting fact.
Hippo milk is pink. |
Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.23 07:14:46 -
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I have a toothache. Join and come laugh at me. |
Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.25 05:08:38 -
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Never eat yellow snow. Join us to find out why. |
Dynuxyz Bocin
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.25 11:31:38 -
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I, the great representant of myself, +1 this corp. |
Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.26 05:09:36 -
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Dynuxys is actually the french ambassador. So if you are french and want to come talk about baguettes and how much you hate English people like me then come join us :D
NEWBIES WELCOMED |
JDubYa Ahishatsu
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.28 19:29:23 -
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Hey guys,
I like mangos.
And I like this corp.
So come join us and ill tell you my secret awesome way to eat mangos.
And we can shoot at stuff in space. |
chuck Utrigas
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.28 19:52:55 -
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-Apart from insects, hummingbirds have the highest metabolism of all animals due to the need to keep their wings rapidly beating. Because of this the hummingbird visits hundreds of flowers each day and consuming more than their own weight in nectar each day.
Not only am I the El Ultimo Hombre CEO, I am also a member. Come join the tomfoolery and shenanigans, pilots of all types and ages welcome
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Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.29 19:43:50 -
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Make sure you have a stern face. We are all brooding emo's who play my chemical romance on comm's until our mum's tell us to go to bed at 11pm. |
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Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.30 23:40:27 -
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Look in to my milky eye. It tells you to join. Do so. |
Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.08.31 18:12:51 -
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We have generated a lot of interest recently, especially from newer players. We welcome all players, inexperienced or veteran. Join the hombre's now.
Free ass-blasting. |
Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.09.01 22:48:18 -
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We are happy to welcome several new members to the corp over the last few days. We are still recruiting and welcome pilots of all ages and experience. Join the hombre's now and experience eve like never before. |
Lindon Fallowtree
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.09.03 15:03:18 -
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I'm amazed not just by how many new members we have, but by the fact none of them are mouth breathers. It's almost unheard of! I'll keep subscribed after all!
Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet intakes.
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Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.09.03 20:42:05 -
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test are now leaving delve, the "invasion" such as it was is nearing a close. Come and join the hombre's now, as we enter a new golden age. |
Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.09.06 22:41:44 -
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Did you know if you join our corp, within 48 hours of joining your penis gets really big?
********** only works in 1/67 cases. |
Lindon Fallowtree
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.09.07 01:35:33 -
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As a result of what, though? I'll need specifics.
Eagles may soar, but weasels never get sucked into jet intakes.
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Isabella Sinclair
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.09.07 06:00:45 -
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Ever since the Hombres kidnapped me and threw me in the back of their cargo van to take me to Delve I've gone from hating myself for playing this game to only slightly hating myself for playing this game.
Now if you don't think that is a glowing endorsement, tell them to untie my hands so I can type something longer.
~ Isabella Sinclair
CEO, Sinclair Unified Arms
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Flash cth
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.09.07 18:18:55 -
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buzz buzzz..... buzz buzzz thats the noise a bee makes.....
Bored of ship spinning then come join El Ultimo Hombre and get on some paps... worried about losing your ship well as long as it covered under the SRP you can get a replacement
also I'm not one of Ranik's alts, I'm my own independent person!!!!
PS Lindon Hershey's chocolate is crap |
Ranik Sandaris
El Ultimo Hombre Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2016.09.09 01:28:49 -
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One fine day in the middle of the night, two dead men got up to fight, back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other, if you think this lie is true, ask the blind man he saw too.
Come and find out what this means by joining the hombre's |
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