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Klaus Hauptmann
Ihatalo Heavy Industries Dark Synergy
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Posted - 2007.03.12 19:55:00 -
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Moved from Crime and Punishment to Sell Orders
I am offering my services as a narrator to your eve life. Essentially what this involves is me following you wherever you happen to go, wether it's in Empire space or 0.0, narrating your Eve life in the local channel.
What do you mean narrate my Eve Life? Well, simply I will speak your day to day activities as they happen in the local channel, but put it into a meaningful storylike form to make you feel special.
How can this service be of use? Maybe you are not well known, and wish to feel important... By using this service everyone will know when you enter a system, they will know what you are upto... You could become a celebrity.
Can I hire you to narrate someone elses life? Of course. If you want to give someone special a special gift, you can hire me as their narrator. I will follow them everywhere they go and narrate their life.
The fee for this is 25m per hour.
Please contact me via Eve-Mail to hire me. You may also make a post here with any questions you may have. Currently Narrating : Avriel Guenastar |
Jex Jast
Go for the booty
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Posted - 2007.03.12 20:05:00 -
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Look, someone who's desperate for isk AND has a sense of humor!
nice post.
----- Don't add a pool to sell a house. Fix the windows.
Fixed it. Happy? Quite . -HornFrog |
maCH'EttE
Kentucky Fried Corpse
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Posted - 2007.03.12 20:06:00 -
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OMG I'll do it for free! However, my services are only available to lone haulers, filled with minerals. Thank you.
Originally by: Devil Hanzo (ISD) I got pwned [by maCH]!
Sigeh? |
Cadela Fria
Amarr Eye of God X-PACT
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Posted - 2007.03.12 20:06:00 -
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...........
. . . .........*walks away....QUICKLY!!*
And why is this in the Crime & Punishment forum? The only crime I see is the price.....which reminds me....*RUNS OUT OF THE THREAD SCREAMING IN TERROR!*
Knowledge is a priviledge, not a right
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Cadela Fria
Amarr Eye of God X-PACT
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Posted - 2007.03.12 20:12:00 -
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Oh god, 2 minutes after I made my last post I enter my next system on my route and there he is narrating away!
"[20:09:05] Klaus Hauptmann > a local resident began talking to Avriel Guenastar [20:10:43] Klaus Hauptmann > Avriel Guenastar attempted to make a joke. it wasn't very funny, asindicated by the lack of laughter in local. "
I'm scared
Knowledge is a priviledge, not a right
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Kather
Evil Proctologists
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Posted - 2007.03.12 20:13:00 -
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lol that is an awesome idea!! i doubt anyone will pay for it but it'd be funny for 5mins or so :)
i havn't got a new sig so i used an old one :) |
MrMann
Bastage Incorporated
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Posted - 2007.03.12 20:25:00 -
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GENIUS!!!
Seriously, I love it.
Although it sounds like a hiney load of work.
Putting the low back into low sec. |
Lady Kinla
World Order The Imperial Order
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Posted - 2007.03.12 20:27:00 -
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GENIUS! I'll send you 5m just for the idea. ---------------------------
"Did i ask for anyone to copy this into their sig? No ****heads this is my text not yours!" Already disobeyed... W00t! I am no longer a !. |
Klaus Hauptmann
Ihatalo Heavy Industries Dark Synergy
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Posted - 2007.03.12 20:30:00 -
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Lady Kinla, thank you for your donation. It was not needed, but appreciated :)
I am currently narrating one of my fellow corp mates, Avriel Guenastar. Our current location is Dodixie, should you wish to follow the story. Currently Narrating : Avriel Guenastar |
Pwn4ge P4nts
Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2007.03.12 20:53:00 -
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Nicocat
Caldari New Age Solutions New Age Solutions Amalgamated
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Posted - 2007.03.12 20:58:00 -
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Mine would be pretty boring.
"And Nico doth smiteith another Xelas hauler, liberating the torpedoes within, and hast made off from whence he came, giggling like a man stricken with the most horrible of madnesses as the Xelas blob doth descend upon him". Repeat ad infinitum.
On a side note, Fountain sucks.
Originally by: Splagada SEED ME DADDY
Down with alts! One character per account per IP! |
Militis Kolosok
Caldari Praetorian Black Guard
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Posted - 2007.03.12 21:56:00 -
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lol, genius idea =) I want a narrator to narrate my life irl, just because I'm too lazy to keep a log.
-KolosoK- |
Soporo
Caldari
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Posted - 2007.03.13 00:15:00 -
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Lol, awesome.
I think you should give us an example, so we know what sort of quality we are getting.
For instance, suppose My activities today were:
nannophoons were all over the damn place in my 0.0 hangout, made it to station in my Raven after wtfpwning some rats, flew around with a blob for a while, sold a few things, played the market, then JC'd back to Empire to mission some against more Guristas. Sold a couple rigs, bought a few things, etc, end of story. I mean how can you possibly make that sound exciting.
Quote: Can I hire you to narrate someone elses life?
Lol, the ultimate grief, especially if we can decide what tone to use for them.
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Klaus Hauptmann
Ihatalo Heavy Industries Dark Synergy
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Posted - 2007.03.13 00:42:00 -
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It really depends on whats happening around for me to narrate :)
Today, I had a corp member come along with me on a few level 4 extraveganza missions, for no other reason than for him to get some isk together from the shared bounties and make a little more off the loot that he collected... I was bored and decided to narrate him.
[ 2007.03.12 19:59:38 ] Klaus Hauptmann > Avriel Guenastar headed towards the cargo container, eager to see what treasures lie inside. [ 2007.03.12 20:01:47 ] Klaus Hauptmann > Avriel Guenastar was frustrated. He had again come across just some ammo. Klaus had purposely left it there, knowing full well Avriel had to fly 35km in a slow ship. [ 2007.03.12 20:02:46 ] Klaus Hauptmann > somewhat delfalted, Avriel Guenastar began his journey to the next can to see what it contained. Secretly hoping Klaus hadn't left ammo there again. [ 2007.03.12 20:04:04 ] Klaus Hauptmann > discovering what had been posted in the local channel, Avriel Guenastar began to hurtle abuse at Klaus, he did not appreciate his life being narrated. [ 2007.03.12 20:04:25 ] Klaus Hauptmann > Gang chat was somewhat colourful. [ 2007.03.12 20:04:28 ] Jekaterine > Klaus this story better have a happy ending or I'll cry. [ 2007.03.12 20:04:45 ] Klaus Hauptmann > i just tell it... i dont make it :) [ 2007.03.12 20:05:48 ] Avriel Guenastar > anyone want to know the truth about him? well, read my bio... [ 2007.03.12 20:07:16 ] Klaus Hauptmann > Avriel Guenastar was frustrated once more with Klaus, he asked people in the local channel to read his bio, which contained a log entry from his personal talks with Klaus [ 2007.03.12 20:07:44 ] Cheeky Git > you boys squaring up for a fight? [ 2007.03.12 20:08:22 ] Avriel Guenastar > we always fight! in words... [ 2007.03.12 20:08:53 ] Cheeky Git > saw a raven and a mach. thought they were gonna slug it out :-) [ 2007.03.12 20:09:05 ] Klaus Hauptmann > a local resident began talking to Avriel Guenastar [ 2007.03.12 20:09:57 ] Cadela Fria > ....oh god....I just read your thread [ 2007.03.12 20:10:06 ] Cadela Fria > ARGHHH!! *runs away screaming* [ 2007.03.12 20:10:13 ] Avriel Guenastar > santa KLAUS has bin bad behaving this year! no presents for him next christmas [ 2007.03.12 20:10:43 ] Klaus Hauptmann > Avriel Guenastar attempted to make a joke. it wasn't very funny, asindicated by the lack of laughter in local. [ 2007.03.12 20:11:56 ] Klaus Hauptmann > Avriel Guenastar 's cargo was beginning to get full. he decided it was soon time to drop off the loot at the local station. He would give this to Klaus later for reprocessing, perhaps keeping a little for himself on [ 2007.03.12 20:12:08 ] Klaus Hauptmann > the sly [ 2007.03.12 20:13:03 ] Klaus Hauptmann > He also decided that on the return journey, he would remove the cargo expanders since it slowed his overall speed. [ 2007.03.12 20:14:51 ] Klaus Hauptmann > checking his last can, Avriel Guenastar set course to dock at the federation navy station. [ 2007.03.12 20:35:48 ] Klaus Hauptmann > Avriel Guenastar returned from smoking his cigarette. He undocked from the Fereration Navy station and joined Klaus at the acceleration gate. He was very eager to see what treasures lie beyond the gate. [ 2007.03.12 20:36:30 ] Avriel Guenastar > well ofc i do, i just sold a gun tech 2 for 40m HAHAHA! [ 2007.03.12 20:36:56 ] Klaus Hauptmann > laughed Avriel Guenastar [ 2007.03.12 20:37:19 ] Klaus Hauptmann > He then activated the gate and found himself under heavy senty gun fire [ 2007.03.12 20:37:30 ] Klaus Hauptmann > he should have let Klaus go in first to tank [ 2007.03.12 20:38:24 ] Klaus Hauptmann > panicing, Avriel Guenastar jumped out [ 2007.03.12 20:38:33 ] Klaus Hauptmann > his ship took quite a beating
Nothing spectacular.... its upto YOU to make the story interesting :)
Oh, and yes narrating someone else on your behalf could be fun ;) Currently Narrating : Avriel Guenastar |
Zhaine
Coreli Corporation Corelum Syndicate
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Posted - 2007.03.13 00:46:00 -
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Awesome thread. I most certainly lol-ed.
That said, I strongly object to your alliance name tbh. . . - - - - - - - - - -
Give this a read. |
ZuN3
OctoberSnow Corp
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Posted - 2007.03.13 01:16:00 -
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Bwhahahahah. Great idea
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Jimer Lins
Gallente Sanctuary
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Posted - 2007.03.13 03:00:00 -
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Edited by: Jimer Lins on 13/03/2007 02:57:51 Mr. Hautpmann, your thread is made of win. Hats off.
(haven't laughed this much at a forum post in a long time).
Edit: I'm just wondering who's gonna be first to use this as a punishment for a hated enemy. ---- "Open the Pod Bay doors, HAL."
"I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that." |
Silvarius
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2007.03.13 08:06:00 -
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Hey i'll pay just so you can follow BoB fleets around anyone want to chip in ?
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Drasked
North Face Force
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Posted - 2007.03.13 08:24:00 -
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I'm so gonna buy this for tiller as a b-day present.
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HornFrog
Forum Moderator Interstellar Services Department
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Posted - 2007.03.13 10:43:00 -
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This really is a service more than something along the lines of Crime and Punishment, so I've moved it here .
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Virtuozzo
IVC Consortium INVICTUS.
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Posted - 2007.03.13 11:03:00 -
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Originally by: HornFrog This really is a service more than something along the lines of Crime and Punishment, so I've moved it here .
Don't be so sure .. the guy just doesn't stop ... if not already many will soon see it as a crime
Virtuozzo
RECRUITMENT TEASERS. Last words of a Caldari general: "Pull the Ravens back! Full retreat! they've got frigates!" |
Capt Willard
The Syndicate Inc INVICTUS.
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Posted - 2007.03.13 11:12:00 -
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25mil an hour? you better be following people into the toilet for that kinda isk.
e.g
"Avriel Guenastar logged, pulled up his trousers and carried on with the game"
The Horror...... |
Klaus Hauptmann
Ihatalo Heavy Industries Dark Synergy
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Posted - 2007.03.13 14:21:00 -
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Available for hire..
Someones Birthday? Hire me to make their day even more special.
Currently Narrating : Avriel Guenastar |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2007.03.13 14:51:00 -
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Haha I seriously gotta hire you for an hour, I just have to get a mining session typed into history. Sign me up for an hour, or whatever contact me in-game this is pure pwnage
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Klaus Hauptmann
Ihatalo Heavy Industries Dark Synergy
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Posted - 2007.03.13 15:42:00 -
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Originally by: Chribba Haha I seriously gotta hire you for an hour, I just have to get a mining session typed into history. Sign me up for an hour, or whatever contact me in-game this is pure pwnage
I'm next available from 20:00 Game time if you would like to book me in :) Currently Narrating : Avriel Guenastar |
Bangoura
Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.13 15:46:00 -
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This is awesome, in a way reminds me of Sir Robin and his minstrels
"Brave Sir Robin ran away, bravely ran away, away"
"When danger reared it's ugly head he bravely turned his tail and fled"
I'd love to be able to afford such a service, or even just an announcer who announces the entrance of "Bangoura, The Badger Slayer" to local.
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Das Forscher
Infinitus Odium
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Posted - 2007.03.13 15:50:00 -
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Edited by: Das Forscher on 13/03/2007 15:47:18
Originally by: Bangoura This is awesome, in a way reminds me of Sir Robin and his minstrels
"Brave Sir Robin ran away, bravely ran away, away"
"When danger reared it's ugly head he bravely turned his tail and fled"
exactly what I thought Your signature exceeds the maximum allowed filesize of 24000 bytes -Sahwoolo Etoophie ([email protected]) |
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Chribba
Otherworld Enterprises Otherworld Empire
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Posted - 2007.03.13 18:07:00 -
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Originally by: Klaus Hauptmann
Originally by: Chribba Haha I seriously gotta hire you for an hour, I just have to get a mining session typed into history. Sign me up for an hour, or whatever contact me in-game this is pure pwnage
I'm next available from 20:00 Game time if you would like to book me in :)
I'll drop you a convo in-game and set up a time, am a bit tied up today unfortunatly.
Help me help you. |
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Klaus Hauptmann
Ihatalo Heavy Industries Dark Synergy
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Posted - 2007.03.13 20:15:00 -
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Originally by: Bangoura This is awesome, in a way reminds me of Sir Robin and his minstrels
"Brave Sir Robin ran away, bravely ran away, away"
"When danger reared it's ugly head he bravely turned his tail and fled"
I'd love to be able to afford such a service, or even just an announcer who announces the entrance of "Bangoura, The Badger Slayer" to local.
for those that dont know what he means..... Currently Narrating : Avriel Guenastar |
Bangoura
Privateers Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2007.03.13 20:18:00 -
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I look forward to seeing you in a local near me soon
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