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Alizabeth Vea
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
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Posted - 2016.08.24 06:15:50 -
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By the order of Lady Newelle:
I do not believe that Strike Commander Diana Kim is a Gallente agent. Nor do I have any particular knowledge of her sexual fetishes, should she have any. Any and all statements that I made to the contrary are facetious and should not be considered true.
Retainer of Lady Newelle and House Sarum.
Caldari by birth; Amarr by choice.
"Those who step into the light shall be redeemed, the sins of their past cleansed, so that they may know salvation." -Empress Jamyl Sarum I
SFRIM Evocatus.
ARC FC
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Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
1316
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Posted - 2016.08.24 06:22:58 -
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Stop throwing radioisotopes into the thermoelectric generator already.
A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
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Alizabeth Vea
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
769
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Posted - 2016.08.24 06:52:16 -
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This actually is the result of a lengthy conversation between Lady Newelle, Strike Commander Kim, and myself and the judgement of my holder to resolve any disputes.
Retainer of Lady Newelle and House Sarum.
Caldari by birth; Amarr by choice.
"Those who step into the light shall be redeemed, the sins of their past cleansed, so that they may know salvation." -Empress Jamyl Sarum I
SFRIM Evocatus.
ARC FC
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Nick Bete
The Scope Gallente Federation
476
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Posted - 2016.08.24 18:15:51 -
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TL;DR-- Kimmy couldn't take a joke so she cried to your master who made you publicly eat crow and apologize. Got it.
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Ibrahim Tash-Murkon
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
648
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Posted - 2016.08.24 18:24:55 -
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Don't make assumptions in public about something which happened in private. Unless you would like to be the one dining on crow.
"I give you the destiny of Faith, and you will bring its message to every planet of every star in the heavens: Go forth, conquer in my Name, and reclaim that which I have given." - Book of Reclaiming 22:13
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Mitara Newelle
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
389
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Posted - 2016.08.24 19:56:21 -
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Mr Bete, your simpleton's assessment of this post is exactly the reason the post was made.
Lord Ibrahim, I'm afraid your advice has arrived too late.
Lady Mitara Newelle of House Sarum, Holder of the Mekhios province of Damnidios Para'nashu, Champion of House Sarum, Sworn Upholder of the Faith, Divine Commodore of the 24th Imperial Crusade
Admiral of Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
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Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
1318
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Posted - 2016.08.25 01:18:53 -
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Ibrahim Tash-Murkon wrote:Don't make assumptions in public about something which happened in private. Unless you would like to be the one dining on crow.
Crows don't have much meat on them anyway.
Unless you speak of Corovids. Actually no, despite their size they still don't really have alot of meat on them.
A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
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Vlad Cetes
No.Mercy Triumvirate.
72
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Posted - 2016.08.25 02:00:10 -
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This is worth an IGS post?
Well, it could be worse. It could be a Jade Constantine post. |
Nick Bete
The Scope Gallente Federation
480
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Posted - 2016.08.25 03:48:09 -
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Mitara Newelle wrote:Mr Bete, your simpleton's assessment of this post is exactly the reason the post was made... Your childish attempt at admonishing me notwithstanding, I stand by my assessment. Kim got butthurt over a joke, whined and got you to censure your retainer. How is any of that wrong?
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Makoto Priano
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries Ltd. Arataka Research Consortium
8622
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Posted - 2016.08.25 04:19:51 -
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Vlad Cetes wrote:This is worth an IGS post?
Well, it could be worse. It could be a Jade Constantine post.
Maker, but I miss those.
Itsukame-Zainou Hyperspatial Inquiries: exploring the edge of the known, advancing the state of the art. Would you like to know more?
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Zekiel Iyhr
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
34
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Posted - 2016.08.25 06:06:20 -
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Makoto Priano wrote:Vlad Cetes wrote:This is worth an IGS post?
Well, it could be worse. It could be a Jade Constantine post. Maker, but I miss those.
I fear I was not around during that time. However, I am curious. What were the posts like? |
Morwen Lagann
Tyrathlion Interstellar
1818
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Posted - 2016.08.25 06:11:23 -
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Jade liked building walls of text, and making us (and our eyes) pay for them.
Morwen Lagann
CEO, Tyrathlion Interstellar
Coordinator, Arataka Research Consortium
Owner, The Golden Masque
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Rodj Blake
PIE Inc. Praetoria Imperialis Excubitoris
2548
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Posted - 2016.08.25 06:22:04 -
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Zekiel Iyhr wrote:Makoto Priano wrote:Vlad Cetes wrote:This is worth an IGS post?
Well, it could be worse. It could be a Jade Constantine post. Maker, but I miss those. I fear I was not around during that time. However, I am curious. What were the posts like?
Long, really long. You may think that a space elevator is long, but that's nothing compared to a Jade Constantine post.
And at least the space elevator has a purpose and it's upright so it can't be said to be lying.
Dolce et decorum est pro Imperium mori
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Lord Kailethre
Oruze Cruise White Stag Exit Bag
329
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Posted - 2016.08.25 15:51:38 -
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Mitara Newelle wrote:Lord Ibrahim, I'm afraid your advice has arrived too late.
Much like any decent post on the IGS, it's too late and/or fully enveloped by the terrible posts that surround it on all sides. |
Arnulf Ogunkoya
Clan Ogunkoya
148
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Posted - 2016.08.26 21:04:42 -
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Rodj Blake wrote: Long, really long. You may think that a space elevator is long, but that's nothing compared to a Jade Constantine post.
And at least the space elevator has a purpose and it's upright so it can't be said to be lying.
Witty. Perhaps not entirely accurate but undeniably witty.
My personal favourite was the way she, Archbishop & Merdaneth used to chuck large chunks of verbiage at each other. With the occasional interjection from The Cosmopolite.
Regards, Arnulf Ogunkoya.
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Anabella Rella
Gradient
2205
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Posted - 2016.08.27 05:17:38 -
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Ah those were the "golden" (relatively speaking) days of the IGS indeed. Their posts may have taken a month each to read and were usually self-serving in some way but, at least they were literate. I especially miss The Cosmopolite's and Archbishop's word stylings.
When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
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Vlad Cetes
No.Mercy Triumvirate.
75
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Posted - 2016.08.27 23:34:05 -
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Anabella Rella wrote:Ah those were the "golden" (relatively speaking) days of the IGS indeed. Their posts may have taken a month each to read and were usually self-serving in some way but, at least they were literate. I especially miss The Cosmopolite's and Archbishop's word stylings.
Find someone with a backup of Archbishop or The Cosmopolite's clone data and something might be arranged. Even Revan Neferis would do at this point |
Arnulf Ogunkoya
Clan Ogunkoya
150
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Posted - 2016.08.28 09:59:50 -
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Vlad Cetes wrote:Anabella Rella wrote:Ah those were the "golden" (relatively speaking) days of the IGS indeed. Their posts may have taken a month each to read and were usually self-serving in some way but, at least they were literate. I especially miss The Cosmopolite's and Archbishop's word stylings. Find someone with a backup of Archbishop or The Cosmopolite's clone data and something might be arranged. Even Revan Neferis would do at this point
Revan? Gods & spirits no.
On the other hand I'd be amused to see how well she'd play with the current generation of Sani's. Knowing her she would likely inspire Commander Kim into one of her rants about unnatural practices. Then Revan would likely set a corp or two of bargain basement mercenaries on her as a display of annoyance. In secret of course.
Y'know I'm starting to warm to this idea. Does anyone have her contact details? Assuming she's still alive that is.
Regards, Arnulf Ogunkoya.
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Solecist Project
32616
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Posted - 2016.08.29 14:24:02 -
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This reminds me of the rubber thorax she has ... ... with no clue what to do with it.
That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
8 Golden Rules of EVE
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Yarosara Ruil
545
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Posted - 2016.08.29 14:33:58 -
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Solecist Project wrote:This reminds me of the rubber thorax she has ... ... with no clue what to do with it.
No! NO! Bad Miss Solecist, bad! Bad!
Back to GD with you! Shoo! Coming here from YC117 like you own the place and try wreck the peace? Not on my watch! |
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Solecist Project
32647
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Posted - 2016.08.29 16:20:52 -
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Yarosara Ruil wrote:Solecist Project wrote:This reminds me of the rubber thorax she has ... ... with no clue what to do with it. No! NO! Bad Miss Solecist, bad! Bad! Back to GD with you! Shoo! Coming here from YC117 like you own the place and try wreck the peace? Not on my watch! :D
Or else... what?
That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
8 Golden Rules of EVE
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John Revenent
Revenent Defence Corperation 404 Alliance Not Found
512
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Posted - 2016.08.29 20:10:58 -
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Makoto Priano wrote:Vlad Cetes wrote:This is worth an IGS post?
Well, it could be worse. It could be a Jade Constantine post. Maker, but I miss those.
Indeed. The drivel we've been forced to witness on the IGS over the past few years has quite a few missing the old days, when debates were structured and tactfully poised..
"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned."
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Yarosara Ruil
547
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Posted - 2016.08.29 23:52:46 -
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Solecist Project wrote: Or else... what?
I'll take off my goggles and give you the sternest glare of your life!
And don't think I won't do it! Because I will! |
Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
1862
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Posted - 2016.08.30 02:44:39 -
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I don't think you'll do it. |
Slayer Liberator
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
102
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Posted - 2016.08.30 04:51:31 -
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Solecist Project wrote:This reminds me of the rubber thorax she has ... ... with no clue what to do with it. Well I would describe how to use it but I would get banned from the igs for doing so |
Solecist Project
32686
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Posted - 2016.08.30 13:36:57 -
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Yarosara Ruil wrote:Solecist Project wrote: Or else... what?
I'll take off my goggles and give you the sternest glare of your life! And don't think I won't do it! Because I will! Is this a hidden attempt of flirting with me? :D
I'd honestly love to see that, you young gurista! We could exchange smiles and then go out and kill some random highsec existence.
We can't wipe them out, but oh we can try so hard..........
Slayer Liberator wrote:Solecist Project wrote:This reminds me of the rubber thorax she has ... ... with no clue what to do with it. Well I would describe how to use it but I would get banned from the igs for doing so You'd not be the first to try...
That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
8 Golden Rules of EVE
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Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
2776
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Posted - 2016.08.31 04:04:28 -
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Solecist Project wrote:This reminds me of the rubber thorax she has ... ... with no clue what to do with it. It was not rubber. It was plastic. It does vibrate and buzz.
And there is no purpose for this device. It is just a toy for kids.
Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.
In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
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Indira Harashani
Tyrathlion Interstellar Rote Kapelle
99
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Posted - 2016.08.31 05:17:56 -
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Oh, you sweet summer child...
Lady Indira Harashani
Holder of the Kheryskova Archipelago, Kihtaled IV
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Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour Sani-Sabik
1556
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Posted - 2016.08.31 05:38:16 -
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Diana Kim wrote:It was not rubber. It was plastic. It does vibrate and buzz. And there is no purpose for this device. It is just a toy for kids.
There is a purpose.
See, what you do, is you turn the device on, and then you stick it in your navel*, and then after a while, you giggle, because it's ticklish.
*it's not your navel.
Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
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Solecist Project
32742
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Posted - 2016.08.31 10:37:51 -
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OMG WHAT IS IT THEN PLEASE STOP TORTURING US!!!!!
That ringing in your ears you're experiencing right now is the last gasping breathe of a dying inner ear as it got thoroughly PULVERISED by the point roaring over your head at supersonic speeds. - Tippia
8 Golden Rules of EVE
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