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Amaroq Dricaldari
Vengeance Industrial Militia
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Posted - 2011.12.21 20:39:00 -
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If any of you remember the original Corrupt-a-Wish thread, then you don't need me to explain it. But I will explain it for those who haven't heard of it yet.
Basically, you grant the wish of the poster above you, but you corrupt it in some minor way. Then, you make your own wish.
As with the Corrupt-a-Wish tradition, I will start the game by making my wish. Have fun, and remember this: You have to be careful what you wish for.
I wish I had the best computer in the world. And no, the human brain does not count. |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
190
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Posted - 2011.12.21 20:42:00 -
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You get a HP-85, top of the line 1980!
I wish my cat didn't have diabetes |
Selinate
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Posted - 2011.12.21 20:43:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:You get a HP-85, top of the line 1980!
I wish my cat didn't have diabetes
Granted, your cat is dead, and no longer suffers from diabetes (too easy).
I wish I had a pony. |
Herzog Wolfhammer
Sigma Special Tactics Group
328
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Posted - 2011.12.22 00:28:00 -
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Selinate wrote:Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:You get a HP-85, top of the line 1980!
I wish my cat didn't have diabetes Granted, your cat is dead, and no longer suffers from diabetes (too easy). I wish I had a pony.
The pony kicks your teeth out, and every redneck you meet says "you gotta might fine mouth there".
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Taedrin
Kushan Industrial
179
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Posted - 2011.12.22 00:41:00 -
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Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
The pony kicks your teeth out, and every redneck you meet says "you gotta might fine mouth there".
Because you didn't wish for anything, nothing ever happens. You are stuck in a dead end job for the rest of you life, never have a love life and never amount to anything. Then you die.
I wish I got more financial aid from my school. |
SpaceSquirrels
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Posted - 2011.12.22 01:18:00 -
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Taedrin wrote:Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:
The pony kicks your teeth out, and every redneck you meet says "you gotta might fine mouth there".
Because you didn't wish for anything, nothing ever happens. You are stuck in a dead end job for the rest of you life, never have a love life and never amount to anything. Then you die. I wish I got more financial aid from my school.
You get more money but at the cost of having to not only major in psychology, communications, English lit, and marketing. You have to get a PH.D in all of them, (Thus no respect from anyone that matters) and work in the school for the rest of your life.
I wish for more wishes. |
stoicfaux
420
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Posted - 2011.12.22 01:33:00 -
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SpaceSquirrels wrote: I wish for more wishes.
*poof* You're sent to hell. For each of the endless number of torments available to you, you wish for escape from each one. That's a *lot* of wishes that won't be granted.
I wish for immortality.
You can tell me what is and isn't true when you pry the tinfoil from my cold, lifeless head.
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SpaceSquirrels
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Posted - 2011.12.22 01:40:00 -
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You get immortality, but you continue to age...even stay alive in a age induced feeble coma.
I wish for ponies!! |
VKhaun Vex
Viziam Amarr Empire
25
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Posted - 2011.12.22 02:29:00 -
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SpaceSquirrels wrote:I wish for ponies!!
You get several ponies, but realize you've wasted your chance for an interesting wish. They crap everywhere, are picky eaters, and always look cold and sad in your small back yard, where you wonder if it's legal or humane to keep them at all.
No one humane wants to buy them because you have no breeding history/papers and can't explain where they came from. Eventually, out of options, you sell them to a strange man for a small amount of cash, and never hear from him again.
The guilt and uncertainty haunts you.
I wish for the December 23rd 2011 Mega Millions winning lottery numbers. If the reply includes six numbers (one or two digits) I WILL go play them. |
Surfin's PlunderBunny
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
190
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Posted - 2011.12.22 04:27:00 -
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VKhaun Vex wrote:SpaceSquirrels wrote:I wish for ponies!! You get several ponies, but realize you've wasted your chance for an interesting wish. They crap everywhere, are picky eaters, and always look cold and sad in your small back yard, where you wonder if it's legal or humane to keep them at all. No one humane wants to buy them because you have no breeding history/papers and can't explain where they came from. Eventually, out of options, you sell them to a strange man for a small amount of cash, and never hear from him again. The guilt and uncertainty haunts you. I wish for the December 23rd 2011 Mega Millions winning lottery numbers. If the reply includes six numbers (one or two digits) I WILL go play them.
3 3 3 3 3 3
You're not going to win
I wish I had a bigger bottle of whiskey |
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Bernie Nator
Insidious Design Talocan United
32
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Posted - 2011.12.22 05:05:00 -
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Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote:VKhaun Vex wrote:SpaceSquirrels wrote:I wish for ponies!! You get several ponies, but realize you've wasted your chance for an interesting wish. They crap everywhere, are picky eaters, and always look cold and sad in your small back yard, where you wonder if it's legal or humane to keep them at all. No one humane wants to buy them because you have no breeding history/papers and can't explain where they came from. Eventually, out of options, you sell them to a strange man for a small amount of cash, and never hear from him again. The guilt and uncertainty haunts you. I wish for the December 23rd 2011 Mega Millions winning lottery numbers. If the reply includes six numbers (one or two digits) I WILL go play them. 3 3 3 3 3 3 You're not going to win I wish I had a bigger bottle of whiskey
BLAM. You're imprisoned in a large sealed bottle of whiskey. The cheap kind.
I wish to have the correct change for whatever purchase I am making in my pocket. |
Renturu
Tribal Spirit Tribal Unity Alliance
8
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Posted - 2011.12.22 05:07:00 -
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Wish granted! But the alcohol content is so high, you slip into an alcohol induced coma for the rest of your life.
I wish for a pinata as big as a car. |
Alara IonStorm
674
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Posted - 2011.12.22 06:15:00 -
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Renturu wrote: I wish for a pinata as big as a car.
When you break it a Car falls to the ground in a crumpled destroyed gas soaked wreck.
I want a Hug. |
Bernie Nator
Insidious Design Talocan United
32
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Posted - 2011.12.22 06:44:00 -
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You get hugged. By a bear on meth.
I wish someone remembered my wish. |
Renturu
Tribal Spirit Tribal Unity Alliance
8
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Posted - 2011.12.22 08:30:00 -
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Bernie Nator wrote:You get hugged. By a bear on meth.
I wish someone remembered my wish.
Granted:
Suddenly all of the worlds population remembers your wish. They begin to hunt you down like rabid Twilight Moms with the insatiable desire to grant it and you trip, fall and hit your head... only to have amnesia and forget your wish.
I wish my wish could be corrupted. |
VKhaun Vex
Viziam Amarr Empire
103
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Posted - 2011.12.31 06:22:00 -
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Renturu wrote:I wish my wish could be corrupted.
You wish to be a Disney child star, and end up with a drug problem, on the front page for shoplifting, and all over the internet in a poor quality sex tape with someone you will later hate. Then, at your fifteenth birthday party, you announce the beginning of your career as a professional rapper and plead with your agent to keep news of Disney letting you go as quiet as possible.
I wish I could walk through walls. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Vengeance Industrial Militia
3
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Posted - 2012.01.07 17:54:00 -
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VKhaun Vex wrote:Renturu wrote:I wish my wish could be corrupted. You wish to be a Disney child star, and end up with a drug problem, on the front page for shoplifting, and all over the internet in a poor quality sex tape with someone you will later hate. Then, at your fifteenth birthday party, you announce the beginning of your career as a professional rapper and plead with your agent to keep news of Disney letting you go as quiet as possible. I wish I could walk through walls.
Wish granted. You can also fall throuugh the ground, so you keep on falling... and falling... and falling... until you hit the earth's mantel and are instantly incinerated.
I wish for the EVE servers to start using GPUs and NPUs (network processing units) to supplement the CPUs, and that it used Memristors instead of Flash Memory. YAY! NO MORE LAG! |
Zoron Dadakath
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.01.07 20:41:00 -
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Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:I wish for the EVE servers to start using GPUs and NPUs (network processing units) to supplement the CPUs, and that it used Memristors instead of Flash Memory. YAY! NO MORE LAG!
The relentless flux of information is too much for your brain to handle. You're left with a severe trauma, unable to think coherently.
I wish for bacon.
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Selinate
566
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Posted - 2012.01.07 21:08:00 -
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Zoron Dadakath wrote:
The relentless flux of information is too much for your brain to handle. You're left with a severe trauma, unable to think coherently.
I wish for bacon.
Wish granted. You are fat.
I wish for hookers. |
Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
58
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Posted - 2012.01.07 21:18:00 -
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wish granted, but they are tranny hookers
I wish for a hug from the bear on meth! |
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VKhaun Vex
Viziam Amarr Empire
265
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Posted - 2012.01.07 22:18:00 -
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Chainsaw Plankton wrote:wish granted, but they are tranny hookers
I wish for a hug from the bear on meth!
The bear hugs you while you're high on meth... but now you're hooked on meth....
I wish someone would post some cool stuffs in my cool stuffs thread. I had high hopes for that one, but it's bombed. |
Tallianna Avenkarde
Beasts of Burden
212
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Posted - 2012.01.08 05:03:00 -
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VKhaun Vex wrote:Chainsaw Plankton wrote:wish granted, but they are tranny hookers
I wish for a hug from the bear on meth! The bear hugs you while you're high on meth... but now you're hooked on meth.... I wish someone would post some cool stuffs in my cool stuffs thread. I had high hopes for that one, but it's bombed.
Wish granted! but it was a shiptoast.
I wish for a 3 way man hug with spanky and xenuria And a sudden plunge in the sullen swell. Ten fathoms deep on the road to hell. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Vengeance Industrial Militia
3
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Posted - 2012.01.09 00:56:00 -
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Wish granted. The bear is so strong that you get crushed. The end. |
prwar desu
Shofixti Expedition Ravensgaard
8
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Posted - 2012.01.09 06:41:00 -
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Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:Wish granted. You will now regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But someday, and for the rest of your puny life.
I wish my thread didn't dissapear for no reason.
Thread reappeared with a bad reply I wish my cancer hadn't spread to my liver |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War Amarr Empire
4
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Posted - 2012.01.12 23:30:00 -
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prwar desu wrote:Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:Wish granted. You will now regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But someday, and for the rest of your puny life.
I wish my thread didn't dissapear for no reason. Thread reappeared with a bad reply I wish my cancer hadn't spread to my liver
Wish granted. Fortunately, there is no way for me to corrupt it without being offensive. I hope you get better soon...
--- I wish the United States finally elected a president who wasn't an idiot (this wish is on not just for me, but for people all around the country). My thread in the EVE Fiction forums has dissapeared. Somebody please help! |
F'lix
Shockwave Innovations Stellar Economy Experts
32
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Posted - 2012.01.13 01:14:00 -
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Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:prwar desu wrote:Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:Wish granted. You will now regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But someday, and for the rest of your puny life.
I wish my thread didn't dissapear for no reason. Thread reappeared with a bad reply I wish my cancer hadn't spread to my liver Wish granted. Fortunately, there is no way for me to corrupt it without being offensive. I hope you get better soon... --- I wish the United States finally elected a president who wasn't an idiot (this wish is on not just for me, but for people all around the country).
Wish granted. The next president of the USA takes over the world. He then devotes several billion dollars towards making him immortal. He then abolishes democracy, which in turn results in a thousand year dynasty of orderly rule, but nobody can prove its violent authority because the leader is smart enough to predict where all dissenters will sprout and prompts stomps out any opposition. He also abducts your mother and uses her as his slave.
I wish my roommate would learn his lesson and stop being such a unhealthy slob and somehow producing bio-hazardous whenever I leave the house for longer than 24 hours.
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VKhaun Vex
Viziam Amarr Empire
274
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Posted - 2012.01.13 01:44:00 -
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F'lix wrote:I wish my roommate would learn his lesson and stop being such a unhealthy slob and somehow producing bio-hazardous whenever I leave the house for longer than 24 hours.
Your roommate becomes very serious about his health. Cardio, weights, martial arts. Soon he looks like a model and is one of the strongest men alive. He takes your girlfriend to be his plaything, bullies you physically, and eventually moves out. This leaves you to pay for the room alone with a wounded pride and a broken heart.
I wish for winning lotto numbers again. I never play the lottery really, and I'm making more money know than ever before... but for some reason I've felt like it lately. Six digits please. |
Griff Hardstone
EPSYLON FORCE NZAU Alliance
8
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Posted - 2012.01.13 04:00:00 -
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VKhaun Vex wrote:[quote=F'lix]II wish for winning lotto numbers again. I never play the lottery really, and I'm making more money know than ever before... but for some reason I've felt like it lately. Six digits please.
5-7-15-24-26-48
The numbers hit and you win. Suddenly you have six paternity suits against you and family and friends are begging for money. You can't leave the house without people holding their hands out and the phone rings constantly. You escape to another city where you think nobody know you. That night your robbed by a crazed crackhead who takes everything in which you feel a small sense of relief thinking that with everything gone life can go back to normal. When you wake up in the morning you see a letter from the IRS saying you have 7 days to pay 10% of winnings in taxes or face 25 years in prison.
I wish my isp provider would give me the speeds they claim I'm getting.
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xplosiv
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.01.13 14:32:00 -
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Granted. Now your loved ones become horrified by the amount of prawn you dl. And all leave. You are left a lonely husk with only your crispy clear internet voice clients as means of human contact.
I want a new car |
F'lix
Shockwave Innovations Stellar Economy Experts
32
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Posted - 2012.01.13 18:07:00 -
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xplosiv wrote:
I want a new car
Granted, but the transmission breaks the first day you drive it.
I now wish for a pay-raise. |
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