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F'lix
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Posted - 2012.01.13 01:14:00 -
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Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:prwar desu wrote:Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:Wish granted. You will now regret it. Maybe not today. Maybe not tomorrow. But someday, and for the rest of your puny life.
I wish my thread didn't dissapear for no reason. Thread reappeared with a bad reply I wish my cancer hadn't spread to my liver Wish granted. Fortunately, there is no way for me to corrupt it without being offensive. I hope you get better soon... --- I wish the United States finally elected a president who wasn't an idiot (this wish is on not just for me, but for people all around the country).
Wish granted. The next president of the USA takes over the world. He then devotes several billion dollars towards making him immortal. He then abolishes democracy, which in turn results in a thousand year dynasty of orderly rule, but nobody can prove its violent authority because the leader is smart enough to predict where all dissenters will sprout and prompts stomps out any opposition. He also abducts your mother and uses her as his slave.
I wish my roommate would learn his lesson and stop being such a unhealthy slob and somehow producing bio-hazardous whenever I leave the house for longer than 24 hours.
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F'lix
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Posted - 2012.01.13 18:07:00 -
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xplosiv wrote:
I want a new car
Granted, but the transmission breaks the first day you drive it.
I now wish for a pay-raise. |
F'lix
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Posted - 2012.01.23 21:58:00 -
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W1rlW1nd wrote:Shalia Ripper wrote: I wish I could fly.
Wish granted. You are now a Velator, flying free through the vastness of space inside a video game called EVE. What joy and exhilaration as you look upon the boundless stars, so many new star systems and adventures beckon. The new player flying you decides to shoot at a gate to see what will happen. . . the gate guns blow you to bits in one shot. I wish I had more money to pay my rent.
Success, but your ass will never quite recover and you walk worse than a bow-legged cowboy. You are then evicted because your neighbours complained of loud screaming for several nights.
I wish a small Orchestra followed me everywhere I went, making my life more epic with spontaneous theme music. |
F'lix
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Posted - 2012.01.23 23:55:00 -
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Istvaan Shogaatsu wrote:Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:Wish granted. Using the knowledge aquired from the day of intelligent posting, the Devs build a prototype Replicator, Teleporter, and Subliminal Message Device all powered by a Nuclear Reactor. Once they set it all up, they teleport a bunch of beer bottles to the desks of EVERYONE playing the game (except you) and use the subliminal message transmitter to forve everyone to get drunk on the booze. After they are all drunk, one of the devs randomly starts banning people from the game, and you are one of the people to randomly get banned.
I wish reverse psychology worked when I was trying to get people to help me with something. Reverse psychology worked better than you could possibly expect: I HOPE EVERYONE POSTING IN THIS THREAD DOESN'T GET CANCER
Granted, nobody gets Cancer. They get AIDS, and no cake, until they die. You monster.
I wish the powers that be released a cure for AIDS. |
F'lix
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Posted - 2012.01.24 18:09:00 -
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Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:Granted. You are having your cup of tea with a smile when the teaspoon killer grabs your spoon and begins killing you with it.
I wish that I had a wish.
Granted, you wish to stare at my smug avatar all day long.
I wish I for oranges.
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F'lix
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Posted - 2012.01.27 18:17:00 -
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FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote:Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:I wish reverse psychology worked when I was trying to get people to help me with something. Reverse psychology now works all too well, and once you get someone to help you, they never go away and will persist in annoyingly trying to help you with everything you do. This becomes a real problem the first time you need to poop and four people follow you into the bathroom. I wish I were independently wealth so I could just play games all day.
Granted. You can now play games all day, everyday. You never leave the safety of your computer chair. In fact, you install a plumbing system underneath your chair, and hire a deranged butler to serve your basic human needs day in and day out, because you can afford to. After months pass and even years, your body grows obscenely obese with the lack of activity, and your very skin eventually grafts itself into the fabric on your throne, securing you biologically and permanently to the chair. One fateful day you get a call on your bluetooth headset from your financial advisor. Your investments have plummeted. You're broke.
I wish I didn't have such a grotesque vision of what I just typed going through my head. |
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