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John Caligan
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.01.13 22:54:00 -
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F'lix wrote:xplosiv wrote:
I want a new car
Granted, but the transmission breaks the first day you drive it. I now wish for a pay-raise.
Granted, but your paycheck is now in Zimbabwean dollars.
I wish for a shiny new Battlecruiser. |
Ishtanchuk Fazmarai
334
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Posted - 2012.01.13 23:02:00 -
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John Caligan wrote:F'lix wrote:xplosiv wrote:
I want a new car
Granted, but the transmission breaks the first day you drive it. I now wish for a pay-raise. Granted, but your paycheck is now in Zimbabwean dollars. I wish for a shiny new Battlecruiser.
You got ti! But your CEO just dismantled your corp and now there are 20 reds waiting for you to undock.
I wish that WiS was completely abandoned and erased from existence. What Crucible made for me: (nothing, null, void, nada) What CCP plans to do for me in 2012: same as above Account expires 14 January 2012 - 3:42 pm.-á
So long CCP, and thanks for all the dry shark. |
Selinate
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Posted - 2012.01.13 23:45:00 -
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote: I wish that WiS was completely abandoned and erased from existence.
Granted. There are no more space stations, the one currently in existence crashes to earth and hits your mother's house, killing her. Also, HTFU noob.
I wish for great hardcore **** between a beautiful woman and another beautiful woman. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.01.15 04:13:00 -
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Wish granted. And then a gay guy comes in and ruins the fun.
I wish I could come up with something better. My thread in the EVE Fiction forums has dissapeared. Somebody please help! |
Caellach Marellus
Nephtys Ventures inc
386
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Posted - 2012.01.15 04:54:00 -
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Amaroq DricaldariI wrote: wish I could come up with something better.
Granted only you find it's better for those who despise you the most and leads to your slow but excruciatingly painful downfall.
I wish the Raiders would win a Superbowl before the decade is out, and I'm still alive to enjoy it. |
John Caligan
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.01.15 10:23:00 -
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Okay, but the second after they score the last touchdown, a football crashes through your window, impacting on your temple, causing massive internal damage, and killing you on impact, before exploding in a great ball of napalm.
...I wish I had a fish. A vegetarian one, please. |
Indahmawar Fazmarai
The I and F Taxation Trust
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Posted - 2012.01.15 10:42:00 -
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John Caligan wrote:Okay, but the second after they score the last touchdown, a football crashes through your window, impacting on your temple, causing massive internal damage, and killing you on impact, before exploding in a great ball of napalm.
...I wish I had a fish. A vegetarian one, please.
Granted. Turns to be a whale shark and the crane downloading it crashes it on your brand new car.
I wish I could whine about nullsec. |
JordanParey
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2012.01.15 10:59:00 -
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Indahmawar Fazmarai wrote:John Caligan wrote:Okay, but the second after they score the last touchdown, a football crashes through your window, impacting on your temple, causing massive internal damage, and killing you on impact, before exploding in a great ball of napalm.
...I wish I had a fish. A vegetarian one, please. Granted. Turns to be a whale shark and the crane downloading it crashes it on your brand new car. I wish I could whine about nullsec.
Granted. More players move into nullsec from high and low, towers go up, moon mining and PI all go up, causing prices to drop all across Eve. Supply outstrips demand, but since the ISK faucet keeps opening up more and nothing gets bought, inflation goes way up and nothing sells anymore. CCP implements a fix but in their infinite wisdom a minor oversight causes prices to stay ridiculously high but removes all methods of making ISK from the game. People fight and fight until the ISK runs out and then there's nothing. Congratulations, you just effectively killed Eve. Money wasted and people leaving, Eve turns into a wasteland of bitter veterans with nothing better to do than tell "well, back in MY day..." stories, while newbs go through and burn all structures, mods, and ships across New Eden. You now have an excuse to whine about null.
I wish that my boss' daughter would come back and jump my bones with dat ass. |
Rel'k Bloodlor
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
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Posted - 2012.01.16 01:38:00 -
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JordanParey wrote:
I wish that my boss' daughter would come back and jump my bones with dat ass.
She dose, you get caught, shes 15
I wish one thorax's died a stabber would be left in there place as its skeleton
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Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.01.16 05:19:00 -
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Wish granted. However, the Stabber is on Auto-Pilot and belongs to the enemy faction, so it automatically pods you.
I pray, not for an easier life, but to be a stronger (metaphorically) man. My thread in the EVE Fiction forums has dissapeared. Somebody please help! |
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Drop-Me-Own-Stocks Darius
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.01.18 04:35:00 -
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Wish granted. However, you get drunk one day and accidentally turn yourself into a sweetroll. Then someone eats you.
I wish I could get more customers. The economy is in total chaos. Would you like to buy a melon? |
VKhaun Vex
Viziam Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.01.18 04:56:00 -
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Drop-Me-Own-Stocks Darius wrote:I wish I could get more customers.
Wish granted. Your side job as a prostitute really takes off when the residents of the local retirement home take interest.
I wish I had some fruit snacks. I could really go for some fruit snacks right about now.
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La Rena
Snow Fox Inc.
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Posted - 2012.01.18 05:23:00 -
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Quote:I could really go for some fruit snacks right about now
You finally get some fruit snacks, but because they are processed with chemicals and such, you get chronic explosive diarrhea.
I wish to find a wormhole that goes straight into jove space |
Griff Hardstone
Capricornus Industries
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Posted - 2012.01.18 07:39:00 -
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La Rena wrote:I wish to find a wormhole that goes straight into jove space
You find one, but it collapses behind you, the Jovian technology in your new ship will allow you to jump thousands of AU's. So instead of a 2,000 year trip back it will only take you 200 years.
I wish I had replicator like in Star Trek for food and drink. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2012.01.18 23:33:00 -
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Wish granted. It mysteriously starts giving you catfood.
I REALLY wish SOPA and PIPA won't be passed. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Ministry of War Amarr Empire
5
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Posted - 2012.01.20 00:30:00 -
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Since this thread is too awesome to die, I will attempt to corrupt my own wish.
Wish granted, but now they are going to use our internet rights against us.
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I WISH FOR PIE! This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Drop-Me-Own-Stocks Darius
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.01.21 02:58:00 -
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Wish granted. It is one of my famous meatpies.
I wish for an 'Assination' via Natural Disaster to occur. Alternate Wish: I wish for 'Assination' by Over-Charged Tazer. I'm new to the game and need help starting out. Can somebody give me some loans? |
Deviana Sevidon
Jades Falcon Guards
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Posted - 2012.01.22 23:34:00 -
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Granted.
The disaster is a damaged a nuclear power plant just a few km away from your home, getting damaged by an earthquake. It releases a high amount of radiation but before it goes down the generators create a power surge that somehow overcharges a taser weapon and when it discharges, it goes right in your behind. Because you are completely irradiated, it is still the least of your worries.
I wish I had some cybernetic implants. |
Tiberius Sunstealer
Phantom Soulreavers
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Posted - 2012.01.23 03:33:00 -
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Deviana Sevidon wrote:I wish I had some cybernetic implants. You recieve a million of each Limited cybernetic implant and whenever you plug-in a cybernetic implant that isn't Limited, it turns into a Limited and deducts a billion ISK from your wallet.
I wish for a titan (because i'm an idiot). |
VKhaun Vex
Viziam Amarr Empire
279
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Posted - 2012.01.23 04:58:00 -
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Tiberius Sunstealer wrote:Deviana Sevidon wrote:I wish I had some cybernetic implants. You recieve a million of each Limited cybernetic implant and whenever you plug-in a cybernetic implant that isn't Limited, it turns into a Limited and deducts a billion ISK from your wallet. I wish for a titan (because i'm an idiot).
A giant titan appears near your home and pulverizes it, along with your car and everything else in sight for hours until it is finally brought down by military aircraft firing missiles.
I wish I had remembered to set my skill queue before going to work. >.< |
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Xercodo
Disturbed Friends Of Diazepam Dark Matter Coalition
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Posted - 2012.01.23 06:26:00 -
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VKhaun Vex wrote:
I wish I had remembered to set my skill queue before going to work. >.<
Granted, you queued up Jury Rigging 5, completely useless to you as you only need 4 to use T2 rigs or to train any other rig types. It's only purpose is for T3 subsystem manufacture.
You get home to find that your queue is stuck in this state and any attempt to petition it crashes EVE, petitions via the website cause an error on your browser, the forum eats all your posts about the issue.
The only posts that do get through are ones full of rage about everything but nothing specifically. You are banned because of several of these threads being marked as spam and ranting.
I wish I'd stop veering off the carrier skill plan :3 The Drake is a Lie |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Total Annihilation.
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Posted - 2012.01.23 08:08:00 -
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Xercodo wrote:VKhaun Vex wrote:
I wish I had remembered to set my skill queue before going to work. >.<
Granted, you queued up Jury Rigging 5, completely useless to you as you only need 4 to use T2 rigs or to train any other rig types. It's only purpose is for T3 subsystem manufacture. You get home to find that your queue is stuck in this state and any attempt to petition it crashes EVE, petitions via the website cause an error on your browser, the forum eats all your posts about the issue. The only posts that do get through are ones full of rage about everything but nothing specifically. You are banned because of several of these threads being marked as spam and ranting. I wish I'd stop veering off the carrier skill plan :3
Wish granted, unfortunately you get podded twice in a row and forgot to re-upgrade your clone.
Trying to type with a Kindle Fire sucks (I had to use it to type that). I wish that I had a keyboard dock for the damn thing. And I want a Mechanicle Keyboard, not a crappy touchscreen one. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Umega
Solis Mensa
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Posted - 2012.01.23 08:25:00 -
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Amaroq Dricaldari wrote: And I want a Mechanicle Keyboard, not a crappy touchscreen one.
Success. You get your mechanical keyboard and begin to type away with a content smile, a glint in your eyes from the pleasure.. until the 'I' key springs off the keyboard and hits you directly in the eye! 'The Irony!' You try to exclaim on your mechanical keyboard to your friends in EVE, but can't cause you have no more 'I' key to hit. While rolling on the ground in pain.. your most expensive ship gets blown up. Then you end up having to wear an eye patch.. and when you wear an eye patch you look tough.. and when you look tough.. ppl want to know how tough.. and when ppl want to know how tough, you end up in a road side ditch.
I wish I was a tree. |
VKhaun Vex
Viziam Amarr Empire
279
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Posted - 2012.01.23 09:23:00 -
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Umega wrote:...'I' key springs off the keyboard and hits you directly in the eye! 'The Irony!'
I see what you did there.
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Shalia Ripper
The Elevens
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Posted - 2012.01.23 09:36:00 -
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Umega wrote: I wish I was a tree.
Wish granted, you are a stately tree, living happily in the forest until a server winter storm comes along. The freezing ice and feet of snow rip off all of your branches leaving you bare of all foliage. After the storm, a logger comes along, cuts you down and ships you to market. You are purchased by a large tampon manufacturer and are turned into a bloody mess. Eventually.
I wish I could fly.
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W1rlW1nd
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.01.23 13:08:00 -
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Shalia Ripper wrote: I wish I could fly.
Wish granted. You are now a Velator, flying free through the vastness of space inside a video game called EVE. What joy and exhilaration as you look upon the boundless stars, so many new star systems and adventures beckon. The new player flying you decides to shoot at a gate to see what will happen. . . the gate guns blow you to bits in one shot.
I wish I had more money to pay my rent. |
F'lix
Shockwave Innovations Stellar Economy Experts
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Posted - 2012.01.23 21:58:00 -
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W1rlW1nd wrote:Shalia Ripper wrote: I wish I could fly.
Wish granted. You are now a Velator, flying free through the vastness of space inside a video game called EVE. What joy and exhilaration as you look upon the boundless stars, so many new star systems and adventures beckon. The new player flying you decides to shoot at a gate to see what will happen. . . the gate guns blow you to bits in one shot. I wish I had more money to pay my rent.
Success, but your ass will never quite recover and you walk worse than a bow-legged cowboy. You are then evicted because your neighbours complained of loud screaming for several nights.
I wish a small Orchestra followed me everywhere I went, making my life more epic with spontaneous theme music. |
Zagam
Incompertus INC Fatal Ascension
475
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Posted - 2012.01.23 22:20:00 -
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F'lix wrote:
Success, but your ass will never quite recover and you walk worse than a bow-legged cowboy. You are then evicted because your neighbours complained of loud screaming for several nights.
I wish a small Orchestra followed me everywhere I went, making my life more epic with spontaneous theme music.
The small orchestra follows you everywhere, but also guarantees you will never get laid. EVER.
I wish for a single day of intelligent posting on the EVE-O forums.
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JordanParey
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2012.01.23 22:31:00 -
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Zagam wrote:F'lix wrote:
Success, but your ass will never quite recover and you walk worse than a bow-legged cowboy. You are then evicted because your neighbours complained of loud screaming for several nights.
I wish a small Orchestra followed me everywhere I went, making my life more epic with spontaneous theme music.
The small orchestra follows you everywhere, but also guarantees you will never get laid. EVER. I wish for a single day of intelligent posting on the EVE-O forums.
Wish granted, but everything posted is so far above your level of understanding that it causes blood to spontaneously erupt from any and all openings in your body. The pain of blood squirting from your eyes, nose, ears, mouth, ass, and peehole causes you to stop wanting to play Eve.
I wish for a single day of really STUPID posting on the Eve-O forums. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Total Annihilation. Pandorum Invictus
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Posted - 2012.01.23 23:14:00 -
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Wish granted. Using the knowledge aquired from the day of intelligent posting, the Devs build a prototype Replicator, Teleporter, and Subliminal Message Device all powered by a Nuclear Reactor. Once they set it all up, they teleport a bunch of beer bottles to the desks of EVERYONE playing the game (except you) and use the subliminal message transmitter to forve everyone to get drunk on the booze. After they are all drunk, one of the devs randomly starts banning people from the game, and you are one of the people to randomly get banned.
I wish reverse psychology worked when I was trying to get people to help me with something. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
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