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Nirnias Stirrum
Tr0pa de elite. Against ALL Authorities
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Posted - 2012.06.08 07:55:00 -
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Granted, you turn back time to the start of the universe and get obliterated in the big bang!
I wish for loads of ISK! |
Bernie Nator
Talocan Hive Talocan United
297
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Posted - 2012.06.08 08:40:00 -
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You get loads of isk. Which are then confiscated for fear you RMT'd it.
I wish for Sleeper battleships to spawn in high sec. |
Sidus Isaacs
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
122
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Posted - 2012.06.08 12:01:00 -
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The do, but they are concord protected, you gotta gank em.
I wish I had more expencive PVP ships. |
Pinstar Colton
Sweet Asteroid Acres
126
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Posted - 2012.06.08 13:03:00 -
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Sidus Isaacs wrote:The do, but they are concord protected, you gotta gank em.
I wish I had more expencive PVP ships.
The new "expencive" line of PVP battleships great for putting out massive dmage and has a great tnak too.
Unfortunately they only exist on the test server where the programmers haven't spell checked their properties yet and the whole thing gets scrapped by the time it goes to Tranquility.
I wish my RL bank account was like my ship's capacitor; constantly refilling and refilling faster once it gets low. In the cat-and-mouse game that is low sec, there is no shame in learning to be a better mouse. |
Culmen
0utLaw. Northern Coalition.
84
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Posted - 2012.06.08 16:29:00 -
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Pinstar Colton wrote:Sidus Isaacs wrote:The do, but they are concord protected, you gotta gank em.
I wish I had more expencive PVP ships. The new "expencive" line of PVP battleships great for putting out massive dmage and has a great tnak too. Unfortunately they only exist on the test server where the programmers haven't spell checked their properties yet and the whole thing gets scrapped by the time it goes to Tranquility. I wish my RL bank account was like my ship's capacitor; constantly refilling and refilling faster once it gets low.
Granted, unfortunately the max is roughly 0.05 Cents. You are unable to purchase anything with it.
I wish for a pony. There is a fine line between a post and a signature. |
FloppieTheBanjoClown
The Skunkworks
1713
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Posted - 2012.06.08 17:26:00 -
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Culmen wrote:I wish for a pony.
Unfortunately, dead ponies aren't much fun.
I wish the music industry would turn out something really GOOD again. It's time to put an end to CCP's war on piracy. Fight your own battles and stop asking CCP to do it for you. |
Feanos
Sarz'na Khumatari Ushra'Khan
0
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Posted - 2012.06.11 19:48:00 -
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FloppieTheBanjoClown wrote: I wish the music industry would turn out something really GOOD again.
Wish granted, the music industry creates a single harmonious song that everyone rushes out and buys. Unfortunately, it contains subversive messages from the MPAA, and we all end up as good little sheep, obeying the orders and never breaking the rules they set forth for us.
I wish eve nullsec politics would stabilize, and blob warfare caused bans. |
Istvaan Shogaatsu
Guiding Hand Social Club
366
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Posted - 2012.06.11 22:04:00 -
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Feanos wrote:I wish eve nullsec politics would stabilize, and blob warfare caused bans.
Eve nullsec politics stabilize... in the year 2014. Your date of passing: December 21, 2013. Your cause of death: Box jellyfish enema.
I wish for the next poster to cancel writing the post he or she was about to make, and go make themselves a sandwich.
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Opodiphthera Eucalypti Lepdoptera
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
17
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Posted - 2012.06.21 12:18:00 -
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Wish granted. My next post was going to make you rethink the way you see the world. You'd be a happier person than you ever was and the joy of your new life would inspire everyone around you. But I was hungry and went out to make a sandwich. I cancelled the post because the sandwich was so good I forgot what I was going to write about. Instead I just posted you your corrupted wish.
I wish I had four arms. |
Kiroma Halandri
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
17
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Posted - 2012.08.24 19:15:00 -
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Wish granted. Your legs have mutated into an extra set of arms. Now you can no longer walk.
I wish Studio Liverpool didn't get closed down.
I'm not Anti-Social,I just don't like you. |
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Pinstar Colton
Sweet Asteroid Acres
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Posted - 2012.08.24 19:31:00 -
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Kiroma Halandri wrote:Wish granted. Your legs have mutated into an extra set of arms. Now you can no longer walk.
I wish Studio Liverpool didn't get closed down.
The day after it avoided being closed down, it got blown up. The net effect of it ceasing to exist is still the same, except that some people who worked there are now dead.
I wish that the Bagel ends up as nature's most perfect food and eating them in any form will make you healthier and live longer. In the cat-and-mouse game that is low sec, there is no shame in learning to be a better mouse. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Malicious Mission Murderers
121
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Posted - 2012.08.24 21:27:00 -
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Wish granted. However, bagels now only come into existence by growing on a certain type of tree, which is extinct, and your last bagel just went bad.
I wish fo-
//out-of-cheese error >> redo from start //brain.exe is not responding >> windows vista has not detected your keyboard, press F1 to retry, F2 to abort //self_destruct porocess initiatied > self_destruct in >> self_destruct.exe aborted
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Ahem. Sorry 'bout that. I thought this thread was shutdown months ago.
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I wish for Cake. And Soda. 'CAUSE I'M BACK! This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Zenos Ebeth
Universal Might
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Posted - 2012.08.25 14:46:00 -
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Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:
I wish for Cake. And Soda. 'CAUSE I'M BACK!
Wish granted , the cake is absolutely delicious , it is the best thing you have ever eaten , it was so good actually that everything else now feels disgusting in comparison , you now spend the rest of your life in search for another copy of this cake , suffering every day as you are forced to eat disguting food. Additionaly , the cake was so good that you completely forgot about the soda can.
I wish i had a calculator that could divide by 0.
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Bendonni Narri
NOVA ONE SQUADRON
0
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Posted - 2012.08.25 15:23:00 -
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Zenos Ebeth wrote:Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:
I wish for Cake. And Soda. 'CAUSE I'M BACK!
Wish granted , the cake is absolutely delicious , it is the best thing you have ever eaten , it was so good actually that everything else now feels disgusting in comparison , you now spend the rest of your life in search for another copy of this cake , suffering every day as you are forced to eat disguting food. Additionaly , the cake was so good that you completely forgot about the soda can. I wish i had a calculator that could divide by 0.
Granted, but the universe collapses.
I wish I had an Avatar. Your resident Infected Mushroom fanatic. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Malicious Mission Murderers
121
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Posted - 2012.08.25 16:52:00 -
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.//out-of-cheese error >> redo from start
You forgot to specify which type. Thta means we have to improvise. Wish granted. You now have a young, bald bodygaurd with a glowing blue arrow on their head who had too many drinks and accidentally sucked all of the air out of your lungs. Tough luck, rookie.
I wish I knew what was making that damn noise... This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Bendonni Narri
NOVA ONE SQUADRON
0
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Posted - 2012.08.25 21:18:00 -
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Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:.//out-of-cheese error >> redo from start
You forgot to specify which type. Thta means we have to improvise. Wish granted. You now have a young, bald bodygaurd with a glowing blue arrow on their head who had too many drinks and accidentally sucked all of the air out of your lungs. Tough luck, rookie.
I wish I knew what was making that damn noise...
Granted, but it turned out to be a vampire colony, and they're NOT the sparkly kind.
I wish i was a Rifter. Your resident Infected Mushroom fanatic. |
Pasta OfDoom
SrsBsnsIndeed
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Posted - 2012.08.25 22:38:00 -
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Bendonni Narri wrote:Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:.//out-of-cheese error >> redo from start
You forgot to specify which type. Thta means we have to improvise. Wish granted. You now have a young, bald bodygaurd with a glowing blue arrow on their head who had too many drinks and accidentally sucked all of the air out of your lungs. Tough luck, rookie.
I wish I knew what was making that damn noise... Granted, but it turned out to be a vampire colony, and they're NOT the sparkly kind. I wish i was a Rifter.
Granted, but the person flying you mixes shield and hull tank and goes into a wormhole where he creates a safe spot 12 au from the sun after flying for years and years. He then ejects from you and pods himself, and you are stuck in a wormhole for the rest of eternity. |
Bendonni Narri
NOVA ONE SQUADRON
0
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Posted - 2012.08.26 00:31:00 -
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Pasta OfDoom wrote:Bendonni Narri wrote:Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:.//out-of-cheese error >> redo from start
You forgot to specify which type. Thta means we have to improvise. Wish granted. You now have a young, bald bodygaurd with a glowing blue arrow on their head who had too many drinks and accidentally sucked all of the air out of your lungs. Tough luck, rookie.
I wish I knew what was making that damn noise... Granted, but it turned out to be a vampire colony, and they're NOT the sparkly kind. I wish i was a Rifter. Granted, but the person flying you mixes shield and hull tank and goes into a wormhole where he creates a safe spot 12 au from the sun after flying for years and years. He then ejects from you and pods himself, and you are stuck in a wormhole for the rest of eternity.
(I'm going to pretend you wished for higher intelligence)
Granted, but your head explodes.
I wish Westwood was never bought out by EA. Your resident Infected Mushroom fanatic. |
Mumtaz Khan
Sabotage Incorporated Executive Outcomes
54
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Posted - 2012.08.26 08:51:00 -
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Bendonni Narri wrote: I wish Westwood was never bought out by EA.
Granted:
Westwood is now producing Twilight: The Vampir-ing, where you get to re-imagine yourself as your favorite sparkly vampire/manly werewolf. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Malicious Mission Murderers
121
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Posted - 2012.08.26 10:22:00 -
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Wish granted. Your computer vanishes mysterisouly one morning and returns a month later with a mysterious gold medal. However, it will never run anything ever again. EVER.
I wish Brass Tags weren't so damn expensive. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
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rodyas
Tie Fighters Inc
682
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Posted - 2012.08.26 11:03:00 -
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Granted, but now human teeth are the best badges to collect, and you grandma ran out 3 months ago, and your own pearly whites just might help buy that jump freighter you wanted.
I wish a jar jar binks solo prequel movie would be made (try corrupting the already corrupted) I will not be voting in the CSM election, so you need to go vote to make up for me. |
Bendonni Narri
NOVA ONE SQUADRON
0
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Posted - 2012.08.26 16:11:00 -
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rodyas wrote:Granted, but now human teeth are the best badges to collect, and you grandma ran out 3 months ago, and your own pearly whites just might help buy that jump freighter you wanted.
I wish a jar jar binks solo prequel movie would be made (try corrupting the already corrupted)
Granted, It's a smash hit, and the entire star wars fandom is now about Jar-Jar.
I wish One direction never existed. Your resident Infected Mushroom fanatic. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Malicious Mission Murderers
121
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Posted - 2012.08.26 23:38:00 -
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Wish granted. Right no longer exists, and you somehow ended up in Zoolander's body. Remember, he can't turn left.
I wi-wi-wi-wi-wi-wi-wi
//with_corrupter.exe is not respondind >> aborting_process This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Bendonni Narri
NOVA ONE SQUADRON
0
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Posted - 2012.08.26 23:50:00 -
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Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:Wish granted. Right no longer exists, and you somehow ended up in Zoolander's body. Remember, he can't turn left.
I wi-wi-wi-wi-wi-wi-wi
//with_corrupter.exe is not respondind >> aborting_process
Wish corrupter is a deadly virus, you are now a mindless slave.
I wish all of Goonswarm's assets were frozen. Your resident Infected Mushroom fanatic. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Malicious Mission Murderers
124
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Posted - 2012.08.27 00:41:00 -
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Wish granted, but they had somehow acquired 90% of yuor assets beforehand. Both in real-life and in-game.
I wish I could use my brain to implode the internet. This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Pinstar Colton
Sweet Asteroid Acres
243
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Posted - 2012.08.27 17:05:00 -
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To do so, you must upload your brain onto the internet first and get imploded with it.... Also Google has the entire internet backed up about 17 times and simply rolls out a restore, bringing the net back online in its entirety before anyone noticed...minus you or your brain.
Since we're on the subject of plugging our brains into things:
I wish there was a program with the same power as Photoshop that you could plug your brain into... allowing you to 'draw' whatever images come into your mind...without needing to actually know how to draw... In the cat-and-mouse game that is low sec, there is no shame in learning to be a better mouse. |
Bendonni Narri
NOVA ONE SQUADRON
0
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Posted - 2012.08.27 19:35:00 -
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Pinstar Colton wrote:To do so, you must upload your brain onto the internet first and get imploded with it.... Also Google has the entire internet backed up about 17 times and simply rolls out a restore, bringing the net back online in its entirety before anyone noticed...minus you or your brain.
Since we're on the subject of plugging our brains into things:
I wish there was a program with the same power as Photoshop that you could plug your brain into... allowing you to 'draw' whatever images come into your mind...without needing to actually know how to draw...
Granted, as it later turns out, your brain has the artistic style of a Socialist, none of the drawings you make are very good.
I wish Westwood and Bioware had controlling stakes in EA. Your resident Infected Mushroom fanatic. |
Amaroq Dricaldari
Malicious Mission Murderers
125
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Posted - 2012.08.28 11:41:00 -
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//divide_by_zero error >> ert //out_of_cheese error >> redo_from_start
./reboot_complete ./restarting_process ./attempting to give_a_damn
//unable to give_a_damn >> stopping //attempt_failed >> damn_not_given
./constructing appropriate_response ./initiating_response
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WHAT?! This is my signature. There are many like it, but this one is mine. |
Kiroma Halandri
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
17
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Posted - 2012.08.28 11:47:00 -
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[INSERT SNAPPY RESPONSE]
I'm not Anti-Social,I just don't like you. |
Drop-Me-Own-Stocks Darius
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
16
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Posted - 2012.08.28 12:00:00 -
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Kiroma Halandri wrote:I wish I didn't have a wish. So you wish you didn't have a wish, but I have to grant the wish, so you had no wish, but that means you couldn't wish for no wish, which means you DID have a wish, and... and... GAH! SCREW THIS!Amaroq Dricaldari wrote:WHAT?! ... What he said.
I wish for... a bigger melon farm. Who would like to buy a melon?Madame, would you like to buy a--...oh. I see you've already got some.Who would like to buy a melon? |
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