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Muck Raker
Gutter Press
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Posted - 2016.09.03 13:55:09 -
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News reaches Gutter Press, about disturbances on Luminaire VII (Caldari Prime), where recent construction efforts by Caldari capsuleer entrepreneurs have had several concerning effects.
Towering !
The recent construction of an Arcology, several km tall, intended to house Caldari citizens, has caused concern amongst other inhabitants, due to its menacing appearance, and thrusting intrusion into the aesthetics of the skyline.
"That tower blocks the early morning sunlight, meaning I can't sunbathe in the morning. Outrageous!", said one concerned Gallente socialite. "Goodness, it's so tall, and thick", commented a Jin-Mei exotic dancer. "This monstrous rod violates the skyline. I can't paint this !", complained an Intaki painter.
Intrusive !
In addition to the visual intrusion, numerous social problems have been reported across both Caldari and Gallente administered areas of the contested planet.
Gallente citizens claim that a "hostile atmosphere" towards Gallente residents in the Caldari administered areas, has led many to leave, with some taking up opportunities with Homeland Property Management, a Gallente-owned firm that is no stranger to controversy.
Meanwhile, Caldari citizens claim that a similar hostile atmosphere exists amongst some Gallente administered areas, with claims that because off-world Caldari entrepreneurs are investing in Caldari areas, then ethnic Caldari citizens should "go back to where they came from", and other inflammatory statements.
Tension !
Gutter Press agents spoke to a number of citizens in these troubled areas, to hear their concerns. "Yeah, like, those Gallente aren't welcome round here no more. This is a Caldari area. For the State!", said one young Caldari hoodlum in a majority Caldari zone. "Oh, Civire men are alright, for a bit of rough action, with their chiselled features. But I wouldn't want one as a neighbour.", said a Gallente exotic dance studio owner in a majority Gallente zone.
Friction !
The authorities on Luminaire VII (Caldari Prime), state that everything is "under control", and that "no significant disturbances" are occurring.
Bureaucracy !
Gutter Press will keep an eye on this situation, bringing the real truth of New Eden life to light.
Gutter Press. News that matters.
Rumours, Wars, Rumours of Wars, Wars of Rumours!
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Ibrahim Tash-Murkon
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
675
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Posted - 2016.09.03 16:32:00 -
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Giggle.
"I give you the destiny of Faith, and you will bring its message to every planet of every star in the heavens: Go forth, conquer in my Name, and reclaim that which I have given." - Book of Reclaiming 22:13
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Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate Heiian Conglomerate
460
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Posted - 2016.09.03 16:35:00 -
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Something something tralala
~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~
GÇ£Sitasutone nabeliwatsa-shogi; Otre Jaitovalte hessami-ettogi useuus sufat. Eika, hakkit garuketsi.GÇ¥
-Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka
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Anabella Rella
Gradient
2216
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Posted - 2016.09.03 16:39:14 -
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Thanks for this upstanding piece of journalism.
When the world is running down, you make the best of what's still around.
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Nana Skalski
Poseidaon
15256
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Posted - 2016.09.03 16:39:48 -
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That click bait....
Every part of a game helps to tell a story. =ƒôò
Where is Angry CONCORD guy when you need him.
GëíGïüGëí GÖÑ
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Aria Jenneth
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
2229
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Posted - 2016.09.03 17:56:42 -
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Is there a place on Caldari Prime where you can sunbathe and get tanned instead of just, maybe, partially defrosted-- and then only if it's summer?
Maybe indoors, but-- even then, how do you get a tan without UV lamps? And then why would you need the sun?
(Also, I can't tell whether it's ironic that this article is being brought to us by the same civilization that gave us the Thorax, or not.) |
Neph
Crimson Serpent Syndicate Heiian Conglomerate
462
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Posted - 2016.09.03 18:34:29 -
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Aria Jenneth wrote:Is there a place on Caldari Prime where you can sunbathe and get tanned instead of just, maybe, partially defrosted-- and then only if it's summer?
Maybe indoors, but-- even then, how do you get a tan without UV lamps? And then why would you need the sun?
(Also, I can't tell whether it's ironic that this article is being brought to us by the same civilization that gave us the Thorax, or not.)
Why, there's plenty of places. If your definition of tan is "not pure white", that is.
~ Gariushi YC110 // Midular YC115 // Yanala YC115 ~
GÇ£Sitasutone nabeliwatsa-shogi; Otre Jaitovalte hessami-ettogi useuus sufat. Eika, hakkit garuketsi.GÇ¥
-Yakiya Tovil-Toba-taisoka
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Bagrat Skalski
Koinuun Kotei
10575
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Posted - 2016.09.03 18:41:07 -
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I dont know why someone would sunbathe. Ice cold spring water is all you need for bath.
Custom ship skins, character creator style "repaint". Bring it!
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Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour Sani-Sabik
1572
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Posted - 2016.09.03 19:18:52 -
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Aria Jenneth wrote:Is there a place on Caldari Prime where you can sunbathe and get tanned instead of just, maybe, partially defrosted-- and then only if it's summer?
Some plant sap increases the skin's sensitivity to UV. Possibly special tanning lotions tailored to the climate of Caldari Prime use such plant extracts to allow tanning in relatively inclement weather.
Also, lenses. Colossal lenses that you bathe under.
Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
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Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
2790
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Posted - 2016.09.03 19:33:01 -
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Muck Raker wrote: "That tower blocks the early morning sunlight, meaning I can't sunbathe in the morning. Outrageous!", said one concerned Gallente socialite. "Goodness, it's so tall, and thick", commented a Jin-Mei exotic dancer. "This monstrous rod violates the skyline. I can't paint this !", complained an Intaki painter.
Gallenteans are occupants on Caldari Prime and have no say in what we do on OUR planet. If they don't like something we do - that's not their business. We shall just put gags in their mouth if they will dare to complain about something we do in our territory.
And, in the end, all gallente who stays on Caldari Prime IS the enemy and shall be removed by any means necessary.
DEATH TO GALLENTEAN OCCUPANTS! Show them no mercy.
Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.
In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
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Yarosara Ruil
576
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Posted - 2016.09.03 20:02:11 -
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Somewhere in New Eden, a psychoanalyst has earned his wings. |
Karmilla Strife
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
415
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Posted - 2016.09.04 02:00:52 -
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My advice to anyone concerned about this Capsuleer erection is to simply relax, take a deep breath, don't clench, and let it happen. It will probably be over soon. |
Felise Selunix
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
67
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Posted - 2016.09.04 04:01:11 -
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I heard that the bidding competition was stiff for the construction work and that plenty of the backers got shafted once all of the financial dust settled. Also. one of my cousins in the Federation bureaucracy said that they really rammed through some of the proposals as well and that a lot of people felt they got hosed once money started shooting around everywhere.
My take is that somebody got taken for a ride behind the scenes on this one and that everybody probably needs a good cigarette and a nice night's rest to think about thing more clearly in the morning.
That's all hearsay, though, so don't get too excited. |
Pieter Tuulinen
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Wrecking Machine.
6214
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Posted - 2016.09.04 05:22:03 -
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Felise Selunix wrote:I heard that the bidding competition was stiff for the construction work and that plenty of the backers got shafted once all of the financial dust settled. Also. one of my cousins in the Federation bureaucracy said that they really rammed through some of the proposals as well and that a lot of people felt they got hosed once money started shooting around everywhere.
My take is that somebody got taken for a ride behind the scenes on this one and that everybody probably needs a good cigarette and a nice night's rest to think about thing more clearly in the morning.
That's all hearsay, though, so don't get too excited.
Hey, that's MY erection you're talking about!
I mean... it's my building... the building I financed.... Damn it...
In any case, I'm sorry if some find it intrusive and intimidating, but it is what it is. It is kindly meant with the best of intentions towards both sides of the forming borders. If any Gallente on our side of the line find that the whole place is just depressingly Caldari - please talk to the Gallente initiative mentioned. Any Caldari who are getting told they should just go to Caldari administered areas?
They're right! You should! And the Tuulinen Foundation will pay for your moving costs, guarantee you a job commensurate with your qualifications and experience (and our needs, of course) and provide you with a proper contract and housing. Your children will attend local schools. You'll have local medical care. You'll be cared for PROPERLY, as befits a proud Caldari citizen.
For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead
in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a
hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
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Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
2792
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Posted - 2016.09.04 11:07:47 -
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Let the mighty Caldari erection stand forever and intimidate Gallenteans with its size!! Keep doing the good job, Tuulinen-haan!
Glory to the State and Caldari architects!
Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.
In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
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Desiderya
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Wrecking Machine.
1124
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Posted - 2016.09.04 13:22:54 -
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I've actually been there and took a look at it. It's feels genuinely bigger on the inside. What a marvel.
Ruthlessness is the kindness of the wise.
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Ottom Ephesianos
Mirkur Draug'Tyr Ushra'Khan
88
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Posted - 2016.09.04 17:48:25 -
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If the long shadow is too obstructive then the local citizens should build terraces and dwarf it. Sunbathing on a terrace is lovely and the breeze is better elevated. The grass is always better manicured and you are less likely to be disturbed. You are also that much closer to the Sun of your system itself. You should rise to meet it instead of condemn a super structure.
As far as tension and friction. There are better things to focus on.
I would suggest imagining these grievances are already resolved and think of something better to focus on.
The Universe is constantly evolving: Changing and ... floating. What will new generations think? Hiding within humanities DNA are endless possibilities. If we as a people do not accept one another for what anyone can offer the cosmos, new patterns of genetic superiority won't reveal itself.
There is no classification or regulated gene code in relation to: Intelligence, comeliness, fortitude and longevity. Creativity is something that comes with no race, color, or creed. As represented by the best ships in the galaxy which are almost always cross platform endeavors requiring more than one racial skill type to pilot.
I have noted this and attempted to multiclass my own clone to better accommodate the cosmos's need for multilateral, multifaceted DNA.
Unfortunately I trained Minmatar and Caldari starship command skills.
There is nothing on the market for those skill brackets but I still feel as though I have made a good attempt.
Perhaps one day.
-ottout
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Zekiel Iyhr
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
60
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Posted - 2016.09.04 18:17:36 -
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Hahaha, you must be joking. How wonderful.
EDIT-- Perhaps I would receive more visitors to House Iyhr Holdings if we had such magnificent erections to offer. |
Pieter Tuulinen
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Wrecking Machine.
6222
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Posted - 2016.09.04 22:03:17 -
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Again, it goes without saying that nothing this impressive could have been managed without our sponsors, and for those of a Gallente Persuasion, you should remember that this is neither a Pyre-Falcon nor a Kaalakiota managed project - although Mama Oiritsuu chipped in some of the funding.
For the first time since I started the conversation, he looks me dead
in the eye. In his gaze are steel jackhammers, quiet vengeance, a
hundred thousand orbital bombs frozen in still life.
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Jeanette Mellrouse
Reclamation Technologies
9
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Posted - 2016.09.04 22:34:11 -
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Pieter Tuulinen wrote: It is kindly meant with the best of intentions towards both sides of the forming borders. If any Gallente on our side of the line find that the whole place is just depressingly Caldari - please talk to the Gallente initiative mentioned, Homeland Property Management. Any Caldari who are getting told they should just go to Caldari administered areas?
They're right! You should! And the Tuulinen Foundation will pay for your moving costs, guarantee you a job commensurate with your qualifications and experience (and our needs, of course) and provide you with a proper contract and housing. Your children will attend local schools. You'll have local medical care. You'll be cared for PROPERLY, as befits a proud Caldari citizen. Homeland Property Management a subsidiary of Reclamation Technologies would like to extend a similar offer to any Federal Citizen living within State administered zones.
These are indeed unsteeling times. We understand that leaving your home can be traumatic for you and your family. But know that Homeland Property Management stands ready to assist you.
Our communities are designed to provide you and your family a safe, nurturing environment free from extraneous cultural intrusions.
Despite the climate, Homeland Property Management has gone out of its way to building communities that are ascetically appealing, conforming to the natural landscape while utilizing the most modern construction methods, in tasteful even artistic architectural arrangements.
You are not alone, you have not been forgotten, we stand ready to help. Do what is right for your family today.
FHAEO - 94-142: Interested parties will be assessed for eligibility.
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Keramor
Pyre Falcon Defence and Security Wrecking Machine.
1
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Posted - 2016.09.05 21:44:58 -
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Well, looks like the gallenteans over there may have problems dealing with such a civire erection. |
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
2059
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Posted - 2016.09.06 18:21:18 -
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Karmilla Strife wrote:My advice to anyone concerned about this Capsuleer erection is to simply relax, take a deep breath, don't clench, and let it happen. It will probably be over soon. You actually start enjoying it about halfway through....
A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
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The Golden Serpent
The Abrahadabra Institute
186
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Posted - 2016.09.23 19:43:36 -
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Bagrat Skalski wrote:I dont know why someone would sunbathe. Ice cold spring water is all you need for bath.
Ok that explains a lot about why so many Caldari are so shiny and pale. Please at least wash your face with warm water it opens your pores and clears away grease. Then rinse with cold water to close your pores. |
Elmund Egivand
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
1586
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Posted - 2016.09.24 07:03:14 -
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The Golden Serpent wrote:Bagrat Skalski wrote:I dont know why someone would sunbathe. Ice cold spring water is all you need for bath. Ok that explains a lot about why so many Caldari are so shiny and pale. Please at least wash your face with warm water it opens your pores and clears away grease. Then rinse with cold water to close your pores.
Sod it! That is an Ancient Sebiestor Secret!
A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
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