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Cierejai
Caldari BlackSite Prophecy
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Posted - 2009.01.14 02:04:00 -
[721]
Granted, Civilization is now returned to the year 1400. You and your family have the Plague.
I wish for a skill Queue.
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Culmen
Caldari Blood Phage Syndicate R.E.P.O.
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Posted - 2009.01.14 02:16:00 -
[722]
Originally by: Cierejai
I wish for a skill Queue.
Granted, you are given a skill: Queue
Training to I lets you line up for fast food Training to V lets you queue up to watch Star Wars on opening day
I wish this thread for die and stay dead and further more why do i even need a sig? |
Brea Lafail
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Posted - 2009.01.14 02:16:00 -
[723]
Edited by: Brea Lafail on 14/01/2009 02:16:38
In before Ralara. |
Lui Kai
Logistics Incorporated
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Posted - 2009.01.14 02:45:00 -
[724]
Originally by: Culmen
Originally by: Cierejai
I wish for a skill Queue.
Granted, you are given a skill: Queue
Training to I lets you line up for fast food Training to V lets you queue up to watch Star Wars on opening day
I wish this thread for die and stay dead
Done. In place of this thread is an unending stream of people replying to each other with misleading links in the hopes of Rick'Rolling someone.
I wish I hadn't wasted so much of my Eve career in 0.0. |
Deviana Sevidon
Gallente Panta-Rhei United Front Alliance
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Posted - 2009.01.14 07:28:00 -
[725]
Originally by: Lui Kai
Done. In place of this thread is an unending stream of people replying to each other with misleading links in the hopes of Rick'Rolling someone.
I wish I hadn't wasted so much of my Eve career in 0.0.
Granted. Now you have wasted all your time in Empire and wish you would have gone to 0.0 when you had the chance.
I wish I could sabotage falcons, so that they jam themselves every time they turn their ECM on me. |
Brutus King
Minmatar Culture
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Posted - 2009.01.16 23:11:00 -
[726]
EFT lied to you. Your cap is not stable at 65% and you get podded anyway.
I wish I could fly solo again :( |
mr id
Caldari White Cell
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Posted - 2009.01.17 05:20:00 -
[727]
Granted, you fly solo right into a gate camp.
I wish I could wish for anything.
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Jack Light
Umbrella Biohazard Counter-Measure Squad
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Posted - 2009.01.17 15:17:00 -
[728]
Edited by: Jack Light on 17/01/2009 15:19:54 Done, you can wish for anything now. You see this as a real big opportunity to cheat life and to do/get whatever you want. About 6-12 months or so later, you, like anyone else would, begin to want more then you currently have. So of course all you need to do is wish for it. Soon enough you wish for many new things, even things that are way ahead of the current time. You wish for futuristic machines, lets say time machines, etc. As other people begin to find out you have these new tools, scientist begin to reverse engineer them and start to make their own. Eventually, they start to get mass produced. People are going back in time constantly, and messing with the way Earth was supposed to play out. In current time, Earth is getting unstable due to your wishing, and the new technology you wished for, the people in the past are messing with Earth as well. Every time you wake up in the morning something has changed. In a bad way. 4-5 weeks later, someone messes with the Cold War. Nuclear Holocaust. Earth gets bombarded everywhere by nuclear bombs. When you go to bed that night, you never wake up. After all you died over 40 years ago.
I wish the new Quad core computers were better. |
Epegi Givo
Amarr Demon Theory UNLeashed Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.11 00:35:00 -
[729]
Edited by: Epegi Givo on 11/02/2009 00:36:34 granted, they are so good that they end up becoming sentient, and take over the world.
I wish I had an XBOX 360
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Culmen
Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.02.11 00:48:00 -
[730]
Originally by: Epegi Givo
I wish I had an XBOX 360
Granted, you are given a perfectly normal XBOX 360. That is... one that is permanently bricked
I wish for a cookie |
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Rondo Gunn
Caldari Perkone
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Posted - 2009.02.11 00:51:00 -
[731]
Edited by: Rondo Gunn on 11/02/2009 00:54:13 Edited by: Rondo Gunn on 11/02/2009 00:53:09
Edit(damn culmen beat me too it )
beaten to the punch again..
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Matt Emery
Caldari Inner Vort3x Eradication Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.11 00:53:00 -
[732]
Originally by: Culmen
Originally by: Epegi Givo
I wish I had an XBOX 360
Granted, you are given a perfectly normal XBOX 360. That is... one that is permanently bricked
I wish for a cookie
you get a cookie, but you are amazed to find out its a Pube-cookie :) and you dont know whos pubes they are :) ( teenage b-day partys rock aye? )
I wish i my grilfriend wants sex |
Culmen
Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.02.11 00:56:00 -
[733]
Originally by: Matt Emery I wish i my grilfriend wants sex
Granted, your lack of sexual prowess makes her want lesbian sex. No, she won't let you watch. Also, she is no longer your girlfriend
I wish people would realize that this thread has lasted since 2007 and is in serious running for EvE's longest running thread |
Matt Emery
Caldari Inner Vort3x Eradication Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.11 01:02:00 -
[734]
Originally by: Culmen
Originally by: Matt Emery I wish i my grilfriend wants sex
Granted, your lack of sexual prowess makes her want lesbian sex. No, she won't let you watch. Also, she is no longer your girlfriend
I wish people would realize that this thread has lasted since 2007 and is in serious running for EvE's longest running thread
granted, and people decide they like the origonal one better and stop replying
i wish i had sexual prowless lol |
Williamat Centaurus
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.02.11 01:02:00 -
[735]
Originally by: Culmen
Originally by: Matt Emery I wish i my grilfriend wants sex
Granted, your lack of sexual prowess makes her want lesbian sex. No, she won't let you watch. Also, she is no longer your girlfriend
I wish people would realize that this thread has lasted since 2007 and is in serious running for EvE's longest running thread
...and then the BoB posts were merged into one.
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl that looked good and I'd call her... |
Culmen
Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.02.11 01:23:00 -
[736]
Edited by: Culmen on 11/02/2009 01:23:09
Originally by: Williamat Centaurus
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a baller, I wish I had a girl that looked good and I'd call her...
....Mom
I wish two people hadent tried corrupting my wish and further more why do i even need a sig? |
Williamat Centaurus
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.02.11 01:33:00 -
[737]
Originally by: Culmen
I wish two people hadent tried corrupting my wish
...and then those 2 people bent you over and corrupted something else.
I wish I got some of that 1 trillion in economic stimulus.
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Rondo Gunn
Caldari Perkone
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Posted - 2009.02.11 01:36:00 -
[738]
Originally by: Williamat Centaurus
Originally by: Culmen
I wish two people hadent tried corrupting my wish
...and then those 2 people bent you over and corrupted something else.
I wish I got some of that 1 trillion in economic stimulus.
You get it, illegally and are then hunted down, thrown in federal prison and sodomized by a friendly guy named Bubba.
I wish for fishes and a horse. ----------------------------------------------- shin ku myo u
Please note: Everything I say is flavored with irony, cynicism and, of course, minty freshness. |
DubanFP
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.02.11 01:51:00 -
[739]
Edited by: DubanFP on 11/02/2009 01:51:27
Originally by: Rondo Gunn
I wish for fishes and a horse.
Done, you're thrown into a small tank halfway filled with water. You get to own the wild stallion "very angry wild stallion that's been fed crystal meth" and the fishes just happen to be starved piranha.
I wish I could come up with a corruption before it was drowned by 5 others trying to corrupt the same wish. _______________
This is EVE. Here you have the right to settle any disagreements with lethal force. |
Cierejai
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.02.11 01:58:00 -
[740]
Originally by: DubanFP Edited by: DubanFP on 11/02/2009 01:51:27
Originally by: Rondo Gunn
I wish for fishes and a horse.
Done, you're thrown into a small tank halfway filled with water. You get to own the wild stallion "very angry wild stallion that's been fed crystal meth" and the fishes just happen to be starved piranha.
I wish I could come up with a corruption before it was drowned by 5 others trying to corrupt the same wish.
Granted, the fish are in the stable, and the horse is in the fish tank.
I wish to hope that that is funny to someone.
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Culmen
Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.02.11 02:29:00 -
[741]
Originally by: Cierejai
Originally by: DubanFP Edited by: DubanFP on 11/02/2009 01:51:27
Originally by: Rondo Gunn
I wish for fishes and a horse.
Done, you're thrown into a small tank halfway filled with water. You get to own the wild stallion "very angry wild stallion that's been fed crystal meth" and the fishes just happen to be starved piranha.
I wish I could come up with a corruption before it was drowned by 5 others trying to corrupt the same wish.
Granted, the fish are in the stable, and the horse is in the fish tank.
I wish to hope that that is funny to someone.
Granted, you are locked in a metal box with a dead horse and fish. Then subjected to scorching heat and have to endure the smell as both putrefy
also notice how things stop making sense once they become too meta?
I wish for a pyramid and further more why do i even need a sig? |
DubanFP
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.02.11 02:46:00 -
[742]
Edited by: DubanFP on 11/02/2009 02:45:49
Originally by: Culmen
Originally by: Cierejai
Originally by: DubanFP Edited by: DubanFP on 11/02/2009 01:51:27
Originally by: Rondo Gunn
I wish for fishes and a horse.
Done, you're thrown into a small tank halfway filled with water. You get to own the wild stallion "very angry wild stallion that's been fed crystal meth" and the fishes just happen to be starved piranha.
I wish I could come up with a corruption before it was drowned by 5 others trying to corrupt the same wish.
Granted, the fish are in the stable, and the horse is in the fish tank.
I wish to hope that that is funny to someone.
Granted, you are locked in a metal box with a dead horse and fish. Then subjected to scorching heat and have to endure the smell as both putrefy
also notice how things stop making sense once they become too meta?
I wish for a pyramid
You now have a pyramid... quote.
I wish the next person will continue the quote pyramid. _______________
This is EVE. Here you have the right to settle any disagreements with lethal force. |
soldieroffortune 258
Gallente Horsemen of Apocalypse
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Posted - 2009.02.11 02:50:00 -
[743]
Originally by: Culmen
I wish for a pyramid
granted, but the pyramid is built around where you currently are with no way out
your trapped inside for all eternity
i wish i could think of something to wish about other than wishing of something to think about
Originally by: soldieroffortune 258
"Eve is about making yourself richer while making the other guy poorer"
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Epegi Givo
Amarr Demon Theory UNLeashed Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.11 04:33:00 -
[744]
you instead think of the one thought that kills human beings, so you die horrible and painfully.
I wish multiple people would stop corrupting the same wish. |
Epegi Givo
Amarr Demon Theory UNLeashed Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.11 06:28:00 -
[745]
granted, but then people stopped corrupting wishes untill you are forced to corrupt your own wishes.
I wish two people would corrupt the following wish: I wish I had an Iphone. |
BiggestT
Caldari Resurrection Skunk-Works
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Posted - 2009.02.11 07:47:00 -
[746]
Edited by: BiggestT on 11/02/2009 07:47:41
Originally by: Epegi Givo granted, but then people stopped corrupting wishes untill you are forced to corrupt your own wishes.
I wish two people would corrupt the following wish: I wish I had an Iphone.
Granted, but the touch screen soon becomes annoying to use, and you end up throwing it away at a large airport. Security spots you and place you under arrest. You then recieve the rubber glove treatment *shudder*.
I wish for a dreadnought (HERE WE GO AGAIN! ) |
Culmen
Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.02.11 08:36:00 -
[747]
Originally by: BiggestT Edited by: BiggestT on 11/02/2009 07:47:41
Originally by: Epegi Givo granted, but then people stopped corrupting wishes untill you are forced to corrupt your own wishes.
I wish two people would corrupt the following wish: I wish I had an Iphone.
Granted, but the touch screen soon becomes annoying to use, and you end up throwing it away at a large airport. Security spots you and place you under arrest. You then recieve the rubber glove treatment *shudder*.
I wish for a dreadnought (HERE WE GO AGAIN! )
and further more why do i even need a sig? |
Culmen
Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.02.11 08:37:00 -
[748]
dammit, forum ate my corruption
I wish it hade'nt done that and further more why do i even need a sig? |
Epegi Givo
Amarr Demon Theory UNLeashed Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.12 00:20:00 -
[749]
it didn't eat your post. Now, to satisfy its hunger, it jumps out of your computer and eats you.
I wish there was a smiley for a titan firing its DDD ------------------------------------- My other alt is a Ferrari |
yani dumyat
Minmatar purple pot hogs Doctrine.
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Posted - 2009.02.12 02:27:00 -
[750]
Granted but the smiley's been watching ghostbusters and decides to do a 'stay puft marshmallow man'. It rampages through EVE as a demonically controlled DD device and kills everyone including you.
I wish missiles left a vapor trail that you could spell words with.
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