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Culmen
Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.02.19 00:18:00 -
[781]
Originally by: Epegi Givo but they only chose people who have no hands.
I wish the next person will tell me the answer to life, the universe, and everything
Granted, 6 x 7 = 42 The universe then rearranges it self into something even weirder.
Now the answerer to life the universe and everything is Ln(2Pi*sqrt(-4.3))-Ln(-3.2)
I wish people would type "Thank You" instead of "thx" and further more why do i even need a sig? |
Demitria Fernir
Caldari Science and Trade Institute
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Posted - 2009.02.19 00:32:00 -
[782]
Originally by: Culmen
Originally by: Epegi Givo but they only chose people who have no hands.
I wish the next person will tell me the answer to life, the universe, and everything
Granted, 6 x 7 = 42 The universe then rearranges it self into something even weirder.
Now the answerer to life the universe and everything is Ln(2Pi*sqrt(-4.3))-Ln(-3.2)
I wish people would type "Thank You" instead of "thx"
But then they abbreviate everything else.
I wish CCP would only ban characters instead of the whole account _______________________________________________ 10100110010100101010011010100101001100101110101 I will Conquer My Signature Somewhere in the future 10100110010100101010011010100101001100101110101 |
Dragonwell
Department of Defence
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Posted - 2009.02.19 03:52:00 -
[783]
But you have only one character slot and that slot is occupied by the now-useless banned character.
I wish I had a Nightmare BPO. *** Awake in a Space-Dye Vest Struggling with Six Degrees of Inner Turbulence Falling Into Infinity toward a New Millennium While trapped inside this Octavarium. |
Tractus Vesica
Caldari Order of the Black Dragons
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Posted - 2009.02.19 04:33:00 -
[784]
I wish I had a cookie. >>Insert generic signature here<< |
Culmen
Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.02.19 04:39:00 -
[785]
Originally by: Dragonwell
I wish I had a Nightmare BPO.
Granted, you now have the BPO from your nightmares, one that randomly eats stuff from your hanger.
Originally by: Tractus Vesica I wish I had a cookie.
Granted, the browser just issued you a tracking cookie, its collecting personal data, and just found out you like child ****/snuff ****. It then uploads the data to your local law enforcement agency.
I wish for omnipotence and further more why do i even need a sig? |
Evthron Macyntire
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Posted - 2009.02.19 05:34:00 -
[786]
Originally by: Culmen
Originally by: Dragonwell
I wish I had a Nightmare BPO.
Granted, you now have the BPO from your nightmares, one that randomly eats stuff from your hanger.
Originally by: Tractus Vesica I wish I had a cookie.
Granted, the browser just issued you a tracking cookie, its collecting personal data, and just found out you like child ****/snuff ****. It then uploads the data to your local law enforcement agency.
I wish for omnipotence
Granted, you play one of the extra "Q's" from Startrek Voyager.
I wish I knew what the black stuff on the inside of my water bottle was. I only put water in there.
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Astrid Karel
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Posted - 2009.02.19 11:04:00 -
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Quote: I wish I knew what the black stuff on the inside of my water bottle was. I only put water in there.
Granted. The knowledge is so terrible that you go insane and spend the rest of your life standing on the sidewalk waving a sign and yelling "the end is at hand" at passersby.
I wish my last wish didn't get skipped over.
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Tractus Vesica
Caldari Order of the Black Dragons
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Posted - 2009.02.19 18:25:00 -
[788]
I wish this thread will die a horrible painful death, and that anyone who responds to this post will spontaniously combust |
Jago Kain
Amarr Pan Galactic Traders
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Posted - 2009.02.19 20:24:00 -
[789]
Originally by: Tractus Vesica I wish this thread will die a horrible painful death, and that anyone who responds to this post will spontaniously combust
Granted.
However... just as *WOOOOOOSHHHHH...WOOOOOMMMPHHHH!!!!!*.... *CRACKLE,CRACKLE,SPIT,CRACKLE*.... arrrrghhh... it hurts it hurts!!! please god someone help me!!! OMG; I can't feel my legs and I can smell burning pork.... please... just kill me... make it stop.*whimper*......
.... ... .. . {silence}
I wish we were allowed to discuss religion and politics on EVE forums. (IBTL for disacussing moderation).
___________________________________________________ The game will never be over, because we're keeping the meme alive. |
Tractus Vesica
Caldari Order of the Black Dragons
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Posted - 2009.02.19 22:39:00 -
[790]
Originally by: Jago Kain
Originally by: Tractus Vesica I wish this thread will die a horrible painful death, and that anyone who responds to this post will spontaniously combust
Granted.
However... just as *WOOOOOOSHHHHH...WOOOOOMMMPHHHH!!!!!*.... *CRACKLE,CRACKLE,SPIT,CRACKLE*.... arrrrghhh... it hurts it hurts!!! please god someone help me!!! OMG; I can't feel my legs and I can smell burning pork.... please... just kill me... make it stop.*whimper*......
.... ... .. . {silence}
I wish we were allowed to discuss religion and politics on EVE forums. (IBTL for disacussing moderation).
Granted. (even though that already goes on)
I wish you were brought back to life and burned again. >>Insert generic signature here<< |
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Culmen
Caldari Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.02.20 01:51:00 -
[791]
Originally by: Tractus Vesica
Originally by: Jago Kain
However... just as *WOOOOOOSHHHHH...WOOOOOMMMPHHHH!!!!!*.... *CRACKLE,CRACKLE,SPIT,CRACKLE*.... arrrrghhh... it hurts it hurts!!! please god someone help me!!! OMG; I can't feel my legs and I can smell burning pork.... please... just kill me... make it stop.*whimper*......
.... ... .. . {silence}
I wish we were allowed to discuss religion and politics on EVE forums. (IBTL for disacussing moderation).
Granted. (even though that already goes on)
I wish you were brought back to life and burned again.
Granted, he comes back as FLAMEMAN!!! With the super power of non painful/fatal combustion! This time, hes come for vengeance! He proceeds to burn down your house, your family and you with his powers of fire, all caps and exclamation points!
I wish we could put a fleet of dreadnoughts to Azeroth and lay waste to the World of Warcraft and further more why do i even need a sig? |
DubanFP
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.02.20 02:11:00 -
[792]
Originally by: Culmen I wish we could put a fleet of dreadnoughts to Azeroth and lay waste to the World of Warcraft
Done
I wish I could stand to corrupt that last wish. _______________
This is EVE. Here you have the right to settle any disagreements with lethal force. |
Tractus Vesica
Caldari Order of the Black Dragons
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Posted - 2009.02.20 04:58:00 -
[793]
Edited by: Tractus Vesica on 20/02/2009 04:58:32
Originally by: DubanFP
Originally by: Culmen I wish we could put a fleet of dreadnoughts to Azeroth and lay waste to the World of Warcraft
Done
I wish I could stand to corrupt that last wish.
Done.
I wish we could put all WoW players in a canister, and launch them into a jita flight path. >>Insert generic signature here<< |
Epegi Givo
Amarr Demon Theory UNLeashed Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.20 05:49:00 -
[794]
done, jita then gets infected with WoW-ism and everyone who was in there gets the disease so everyone who ever visits jita wants to leave and play WoW. eventually, ever trader in EVE gets it and leaves, leaving the economy in a total dead state, so that everyone leaves EVE and the game shuts down.
I wish that if you didn't corrupt a wish correctly then both of your hands suddenly fall off and the wound heals over in a way that makes prosthetics impossible. ------------------------------------- My other alt is a Ferrari |
Kulmid
Asshats and Alcoholics Turbo.
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Posted - 2009.02.20 06:41:00 -
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Originally by: Epegi Givo
I wish that if you didn't corrupt a wish correctly then both of your hands suddenly fall off and the wound heals over in a way that makes prosthetics impossible.
Done. But those hands still live and have a mind of their own. Attacking everyone and everything they come into contact with.
I wish I had a proper wish to wish for.
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Tractus Vesica
Caldari Order of the Black Dragons
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Posted - 2009.02.20 14:49:00 -
[796]
Originally by: Kulmid
Originally by: Epegi Givo
I wish that if you didn't corrupt a wish correctly then both of your hands suddenly fall off and the wound heals over in a way that makes prosthetics impossible.
Done. But those hands still live and have a mind of their own. Attacking everyone and everything they come into contact with.
I wish I had a proper wish to wish for.
Done. The wish is so incredibly awesome, you have a stroke and die.
I wish I wasn't in school right now. >>Insert generic signature here<< |
Astrid Karel
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Posted - 2009.02.20 17:30:00 -
[797]
Quote:
Done. The wish is so incredibly awesome, you have a stroke and die.
I wish I wasn't in school right now.
Granted. You are instantly transported to the surface of Mars.
I still wish my last wish wasn't skipped over.
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DubanFP
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.02.20 17:34:00 -
[798]
Originally by: Tractus Vesica I wish I wasn't in school right now.
Done, you're in prison right now.
I wish people would keep skipping astrid's posts. _______________
This is EVE. Here you have the right to settle any disagreements with lethal force. |
Astrid Karel
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Posted - 2009.02.20 17:36:00 -
[799]
Originally by: DubanFP
Originally by: Tractus Vesica I wish I wasn't in school right now.
Done, you're in prison right now.
I wish people would keep skipping astrid's posts.
I wish that forum goers would take up a collection and send me 1,000,000,000 ISK to help me recover my self esteeme which has been crushed by people skipping my posts.
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Epegi Givo
Amarr Demon Theory UNLeashed Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.20 18:09:00 -
[800]
granted, but all of the money is from isk-sellers. You immediately spend it all. CCP then takes that 1 billion back, and the ship that you bought gets blown up by suicide gankers. You now have no good ship AND you are 1 billion in debt.
I wish that my little brother would stay at his friends house untill 3pm instead of 2 pm. ------------------------------------- My other alt is a Ferrari |
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DubanFP
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.02.20 18:46:00 -
[801]
Originally by: Epegi Givo
I wish that my little brother would stay at his friends house untill 3pm instead of 2 pm.
Done, but he only does it because he thinks you'll need the extra hour to cool off after you find the extremely nasty prank he left for you.
I wish I knew just how #@$$#@ing long this thread would last. The sad part is it isn't even the original, there was another one that lasted 2-300 threads before it. _______________
This is EVE. Here you have the right to settle any disagreements with lethal force. |
TU144 TEPPOPNCT'CMEPTHNK
Caldari State War Academy
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Posted - 2009.02.20 21:10:00 -
[802]
Edited by: TU144 TEPPOPNCT''CMEPTHNK on 20/02/2009 21:13:04
Originally by: DubanFP
Originally by: Epegi Givo
I wish I knew just how #@$$#@ing long this thread would last.
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Granted... but this thread gets soo long it overloads the servers and CCP has to delete the entire OOPE folder as it was so horibly corrupted and could not be restored, so only those that actually posted there ever really knew how awsome we all were and you were the last to read it before if crashed.
I Wish CCP hadn't nerfed my awsome SIG (or anyone elses either, cos i don't see any since the last server patch and i just had to do a manual login to post here)
CCP made little baby jesus cry by nerfing ghost training
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Epegi Givo
Amarr Demon Theory UNLeashed Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.21 03:10:00 -
[803]
granted, but then you realize that the problem was that you needed to turn viewing sigs in your forum setting back on. You realize how stupid you were and committed suicide in shame.
I wish I could transform in to a cat any shape ans size that I want whenever I like, and always have the ability to transform back into my human shape, fully clothed and everything back to normal. ------------------------------------- My other alt is a Ferrari |
DubanFP
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.02.21 03:30:00 -
[804]
Originally by: Epegi Givo I wish I could transform in to a cat any shape ans size that I want whenever I like, and always have the ability to transform back into my human shape, fully clothed and everything back to normal.
Done, unfortunately cat becomes a common delicacy enjoyed throughout the world. You "could" turn into a cat at any point in time but the first time you do so would likely prove to be your last.
I wish day of skiing wasn't ruined by the sudden realization it was febuary vacation in all the schools filling the slopes with kids on a normally baren friday. _______________
This is EVE. Here you have the right to settle any disagreements with lethal force. |
Epegi Givo
Amarr Demon Theory UNLeashed Legion
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Posted - 2009.02.22 03:43:00 -
[805]
done, but now the slopes are full of old fat people.
I wish people would make really long corruptions that turned out as gruesome as possible. such as for example the one above should have been "Cats very quickly become a common delicacy in the world without you learning about it. you go outside as a cat to explore the world when a family captures you and eats you. you of coarse turn back into a human but they eat anyway because they were so stupid they didn't notice. they finally notice that you were a human but you were SOO delicious that they kept eating, and decided to start eating other humans too. They end up eating 1705 people before they are finally killed by police." ------------------------------------- My other alt is a Ferrari |
Astrid Karel
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Posted - 2009.02.22 22:07:00 -
[806]
Originally by: Epegi Givo done, but now the slopes are full of old fat people.
I wish people would make really long corruptions that turned out as gruesome as possible. such as for example the one above should have been "Cats very quickly become a common delicacy in the world without you learning about it. you go outside as a cat to explore the world when a family captures you and eats you. you of coarse turn back into a human but they eat anyway because they were so stupid they didn't notice. they finally notice that you were a human but you were SOO delicious that they kept eating, and decided to start eating other humans too. They end up eating 1705 people before they are finally killed by police."
A shadowy world wide agency notices your wish for gruesome wishes and decides that you would be ideal for their 'super soldier' program. Heavily armed and masked men show up at your residence and kidnap you, killing any other people and pets who are there at the time. They haul you off to a secret lab where you are put through rigorous and extremely painful testing to see if you are indeed suitable. They implant electrodes in your skull and equip you with an explosive collar that will go off if you disobey an order. The final test is a fight to the death with another candidate to see which of you will graduate from training.
You prevail and begin your career as a Microsoft lawyer.
I wish that the snow storm that's coming would blow out to sea and miss us.
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DubanFP
Caldari Caldari Provisions
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Posted - 2009.02.23 02:13:00 -
[807]
Edited by: DubanFP on 23/02/2009 02:13:36
Originally by: Astrid Karel I wish that the snow storm that's coming would blow out to sea and miss us.
Done, a nearby star went supernova 7 years ago and finally reaches us. The "storm" is blown away along with everything else you hold dear.
I wish I knew where a certain old friend from high school was so I could contact them after years without seeing them. _______________
This is EVE. Here you have the right to settle any disagreements with lethal force. |
Tractus Vesica
Caldari Order of the Black Dragons
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Posted - 2009.02.23 04:24:00 -
[808]
Originally by: DubanFP Edited by: DubanFP on 23/02/2009 02:13:36
Originally by: Astrid Karel I wish that the snow storm that's coming would blow out to sea and miss us.
Done, a nearby star went supernova 7 years ago and finally reaches us. The "storm" is blown away along with everything else you hold dear.
I wish I knew where a certain old friend from high school was so I could contact them after years without seeing them.
Granted. You then discover they are a dried up old crack ***** with cancer, and they proceed to beg you for money until they die a horrible painful death, alone, after giving you aides.
I wish I was already in the United States Marine Corps as an officer. >>Insert generic signature here<< |
Cadde
Gallente Gene Works AKA-AHN KINGDOM
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Posted - 2009.02.23 10:04:00 -
[809]
Edited by: Cadde on 23/02/2009 10:05:29
Originally by: "Tractus Vesica"
Granted. You then discover they are a dried up old crack ***** with cancer, and they proceed to beg you for money until they die a horrible painful death, alone, after giving you aides.
I wish I was already in the United States Marine Corps as an officer.
But then you realize that the new administration have a plan to cut down the military leaving you with nothing for it.
I wish i had a life!
Whoops, destroyed the quote --------------- Opinions? Yes they belong to me, not my corp! |
JordanParey
Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2009.02.23 15:32:00 -
[810]
Originally by: Cadde Edited by: Cadde on 23/02/2009 10:05:29
Originally by: "Tractus Vesica"
Granted. You then discover they are a dried up old crack ***** with cancer, and they proceed to beg you for money until they die a horrible painful death, alone, after giving you aides.
I wish I was already in the United States Marine Corps as an officer.
But then you realize that the new administration have a plan to cut down the military leaving you with nothing for it.
I wish i had a life!
Granted, but your new life as an unassuming corporate worker causes your soul to be crushed, much like a hammer would crush your *********.
I wish that my annoying suitemate would go back to Compton.
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