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Valkin Mordirc
2558
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Posted - 2016.10.12 05:29:15 -
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SO
I'll be leaving EVE soon ish. February to be precise.
I also have a **** ton of assets that are just lying around doing nothing.
SO For next couple months I will be GIVING MAH **** AWAY!
How do you be apart of this?
Simple!
Either make me laugh.
Kill me, (In-Game of Course) I'm in my own corp, 100mn snooze. Just dec it or whatever. My alt Clara Barcel+¦ is there to. Killing her counts as well.
The more ridiculous you can make the act of fighting me the better. Laughing + Killing= More shite. Also side collapsing laughter from me will increase your chance of winning as I may or maynot be able to fight effectively.
If I get blobbed by say some group of like 5-300 dudes, I will give a ship to the Last damage dealer.
JUST BECAUSE I WAS IN YOUR ALLIANCE PREVIOUSLY OR FOR SOME ODD AND UNTHINKBLE REASON ACTUALLY "like" ME DEC ME ANYWAYS, IT'S LIKE 50M YOU TWATS AND IF YOU WANT FREE **** IT'S PROBABLY THE ONLY WAY YOU'LL GET IT BECAUSE I HAVE LIKE 7 OR SO PEOPLE I PLAN ON GIVING **** TO.
General I work 9-6 at my job, I live in mountain time. I will be in highsec, and stay in that area of Highsec.
Happen to be a friend of mine, will also get you some free ****, So all you *******, Look at you seeger, YOU'LL GET SOMETHING.
So on and so forth!
I have about 100 or so ships sitting around. Well 98ish. And if I can get through them all. I would very happy like to do so. I'll also list what I give out and why or if that ship has a history to it.
Somethings that are up for grabs,
Vargur, Golem, Vindicator Bowhead, Mach, Barghest Rattles Bhallgorns Ravens, Megathrons galore Geddons, Tengu's Proteus, Cynabuls Loki's Orthrus, Vigilants, Gila's Keres Random T1 ****, Merins Moa's and shizzle.
AND a bunch of other things I can't remember
(As a disclaimer can't garrente that the ship I give will be fitted, or even fitted decently. Sometimes I fit some odd ****)
So far given out.
1, 100mn AB faction fitted Legion to Ralph King-Griffin. He's a forum buddy and he originally gave me that fit. Fun fact for that legion. I got the first solo kill on a Barghest in it. https://zkillboard.com/kill/42707970/ < That one!
2. One Fleet fitted Megathron - Murdoch Luther. The Megathron that killed New Target a Rival to Murdoch, seemed fitting to gift him this blood coated Battleship.
THAT'S IT FOR NOW. LET'S GO BOIS
#DeleteTheWeak
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Tora Bushido
EVE Corporation 987654321-POP The Marmite Collective
3493
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Posted - 2016.10.12 07:38:24 -
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Just pick a random ship and give it to a random newbie in a newbie system. The shocking responses you get will be fun.
DELETE THE WEAK, ADAPT OR DIE !
Meta Gaming Level VII, Psycho Warfare Level X, Smack Talk Level VII.
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Ralph King-Griffin
Devils Rejects 666 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
18583
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Posted - 2016.10.12 09:40:59 -
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Valkin Mordirc wrote:1, 100mn AB faction fitted Legion to Ralph King-Griffin. He's a forum buddy and he originally gave me that fit. Fun fact for that legion. I got the first solo kill on a Barghest in it. https://zkillboard.com/kill/42707970/ < That one! Cheers mate , picked her up already. I'll treat her rough for you
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Morgan Agrivar
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
583
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Posted - 2016.10.12 12:12:45 -
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I have always made you laugh. Don't forget about me but hate to see you go there, sir.
This would cure me of the fear...
CCP Explorer liked you forum post. Now my life is complete...
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Starrakatt
Run and Gun Mercenary Corps FETID
569
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Posted - 2016.10.12 12:14:19 -
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Damn, why are you leaving?
What will you do when you come back, with no stuff?
Sneaky bastard.
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Natural CloneKiller
The Phoenix Rising Vendetta Mercenary Group
205
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Posted - 2016.10.12 13:19:51 -
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Anything you contract to me I will auto pilot around high sec in. With the current wars this should be fun for some. And all in your name sir! |
Mike Adoulin
Adolescent Radioactive Pirate Hamsters
1882
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Posted - 2016.10.12 14:06:05 -
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Valkin Mordirc.
You have offended my family (all 2138 of them) and Shaolin Hamster Temple.
Prepare to die.
Squeak.
Everything in EVE is a trap.
And if it isn't, it's your job to make it a trap...:)
You want to know what immorality in EVE Online looks like? Look no further than Ripard "Jester" Teg.
Chribba is the Chuck Norris of EVE.
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Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
2260
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Posted - 2016.10.12 14:35:12 -
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Isn't Feb the month the grand high purple furry wizards do their annual willing sacrifice?
Are you leaving more than just Eve?
I know this is out of game, but can I have your Naughty Boy Bunny suit (the pastel blue one with the Velcro access panels)? I have admired that thing for 3ish years. |
Valkin Mordirc
2565
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Posted - 2016.10.12 14:36:05 -
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Starrakatt wrote:Damn, why are you leaving? What will you do when you come back, with no stuff?
I have liquid assests still around. Like 4 or so bill and once I get my Fortizar sold I should be pretty solid haha.
Also Natrual and Mike are gunna get something when I get home later tonight.
#DeleteTheWeak
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Natural CloneKiller
The Phoenix Rising Vendetta Mercenary Group
207
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Posted - 2016.10.12 14:40:34 -
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Valkin Mordirc wrote:Starrakatt wrote:Damn, why are you leaving? What will you do when you come back, with no stuff? I have liquid assests still around. Like 4 or so bill and once I get my Fortizar sold I should be pretty solid haha. Also Natrual and Mike are gunna get something when I get home later tonight. You can even choose the fit! Lol. And follow me around ! |
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Mortlake
Devils Rejects 666
2444
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Posted - 2016.10.12 15:12:41 -
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Take care fella. May your whores be as fat as your hogs.
Top Pleb. Plebbier than you. Emperor of Plebia.
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Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
346
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Posted - 2016.10.12 17:25:35 -
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Well at least the IQ level will go up in February once you leave. |
Dom Arkaral
Axios
621
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Posted - 2016.10.12 18:34:31 -
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Since I'm an alt of yours, can I get your stuff?
And @Sol, the general IQ will be lowered since a bright mind is leaving us, and you're staying #fishingthesol
Merc. Tear Gatherer. Quebecker. Has no Honer. Salt Harvester. #b4r
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Valkin Mordirc
2566
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Posted - 2016.10.12 18:34:47 -
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Sol epoch wrote:Well at least the IQ level will go up in February once you leave.
How bout you dec me Sol? You could win something. Settle a feud.
Or is that to much :effort: for you?
#DeleteTheWeak
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Serendipity Lost
Repo Industries
2260
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Posted - 2016.10.12 18:46:52 -
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Valkin Mordirc wrote:Sol epoch wrote:Well at least the IQ level will go up in February once you leave. How bout you dec me Sol? You could win something. Settle a feud. Or is that to much :effort: for you?
I could feel his fear as I read this. Uncanny |
Starrakatt
Run and Gun Mercenary Corps FETID
571
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Posted - 2016.10.12 18:52:23 -
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Valkin Mordirc wrote:Starrakatt wrote:Damn, why are you leaving? What will you do when you come back, with no stuff? I have liquid assests still around. Like 4 or so bill... Liters?!?
Spoonfull by spoonfull... urrgh, how did you manage not to end dried up dead? I'd be.
What is your secret?
Sneaky bastard.
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Valkin Mordirc
2566
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Posted - 2016.10.12 19:06:04 -
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Starrakatt wrote:Valkin Mordirc wrote:Starrakatt wrote:Damn, why are you leaving? What will you do when you come back, with no stuff? I have liquid assests still around. Like 4 or so bill... Liters?!?Spoonfull by spoonfull... urrgh, how did you manage not to end dried up dead? I'd be. What is your secret?
Trading! Haha. I buy and sell on the Amarr/Jita Markets. At one point I could've managed to move into plex selling, and moving it between trade hubs, but uh, I was just little to nervous for that haha
#DeleteTheWeak
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Bumblefck
Kerensky Initiatives
13055
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Posted - 2016.10.12 19:53:35 -
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I am talking in your chat room please respond
Perfection is a dish best served like wasabi .
Bumble's Space Log
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Noragen Neirfallas
Rabble Inc. Legio De Mortem
3155
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Posted - 2016.10.12 19:59:27 -
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Shame to see you go. But hey I'll be gone a little sooner I just got nothing to give away I already did that ;)
Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
ISD Max Trix favourite ISD
'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King-Griffin
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Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
346
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Posted - 2016.10.12 20:29:41 -
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Serendipity Lost wrote:Valkin Mordirc wrote:Sol epoch wrote:Well at least the IQ level will go up in February once you leave. How bout you dec me Sol? You could win something. Settle a feud. Or is that to much :effort: for you? I could feel his fear as I read this. Uncanny
Oh yes my knees are knocking at the thought he might undock!
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Valkin Mordirc
2566
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Posted - 2016.10.12 20:37:02 -
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Sol epoch wrote:Serendipity Lost wrote:Valkin Mordirc wrote:Sol epoch wrote:Well at least the IQ level will go up in February once you leave. How bout you dec me Sol? You could win something. Settle a feud. Or is that to much :effort: for you? I could feel his fear as I read this. Uncanny Oh yes my knees are knocking at the thought he might undock!
Sol your always on your knees anyways. =P
#DeleteTheWeak
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Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
346
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Posted - 2016.10.12 20:47:19 -
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Valkin Mordirc wrote:Sol epoch wrote:Serendipity Lost wrote:Valkin Mordirc wrote:Sol epoch wrote:Well at least the IQ level will go up in February once you leave. How bout you dec me Sol? You could win something. Settle a feud. Or is that to much :effort: for you? I could feel his fear as I read this. Uncanny Oh yes my knees are knocking at the thought he might undock! Sol your always on your knees anyways. =P
How rude! My feelings are hurt now. |
Starrakatt
Run and Gun Mercenary Corps FETID
572
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Posted - 2016.10.12 20:58:39 -
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Valkin Mordirc wrote:Starrakatt wrote:Valkin Mordirc wrote:Starrakatt wrote:Damn, why are you leaving? What will you do when you come back, with no stuff? I have liquid assests still around. Like 4 or so bill... Liters?!?Spoonfull by spoonfull... urrgh, how did you manage not to end dried up dead? I'd be. What is your secret? Trading! Haha. I buy and sell on the Amarr/Jita Markets. At one point I could've managed to move into plex selling, and moving it between trade hubs, but uh, I was just little to nervous for that haha I was hinting to your sexual prowesses... But subtility has never been my strong point lol
Ohwell, like Noragen says, its a shame to see you go, and what, Noragen too?
Sneaky bastard.
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Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
346
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Posted - 2016.10.12 21:07:59 -
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I must admit both of them leaving is bad as who will I rag now?
Saeger is a dunce, Xorphix is? well what is he! and Dom? rope him in with Saeger!
So all I will have left is the 3 stooges!
Disapointed you have decided to leave both of you. |
Noragen Neirfallas
Rabble Inc. Legio De Mortem
3155
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Posted - 2016.10.12 21:16:05 -
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Sol epoch wrote:I must admit both of them leaving is bad as who will I rag now?
Saeger is a dunce, Xorphix is? well what is he! and Dom? rope him in with Saeger!
So all I will have left is the 3 stooges!
Disapointed you have decided to leave both of you. When did you ever rag on me? I don't remember that rivalry.
Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
ISD Max Trix favourite ISD
'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King-Griffin
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Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
347
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Posted - 2016.10.12 21:29:47 -
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Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Sol epoch wrote:I must admit both of them leaving is bad as who will I rag now?
Saeger is a dunce, Xorphix is? well what is he! and Dom? rope him in with Saeger!
So all I will have left is the 3 stooges!
Disapointed you have decided to leave both of you. When did you ever rag on me? I don't remember that rivalry.
Would have been rude to leave you out of the post.
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Valkin Mordirc
2567
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Posted - 2016.10.12 21:31:34 -
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I'll miss our banter to good buddy.
#DeleteTheWeak
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Starrakatt
Run and Gun Mercenary Corps FETID
573
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Posted - 2016.10.12 21:40:04 -
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Almost nobody ever rags me.
Except tainted demon who called me names lately. But then, I'd just ganked his alt.
Note that this is NOT am invitation to it btw.
Sneaky bastard.
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Sol epoch
HELVEGEN
347
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Posted - 2016.10.12 21:46:02 -
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Starrakatt wrote:Almost nobody ever rags me. Except tainted demon who called me names lately. But then, I'd just ganked his alt. Note that this is NOT am invitation to it btw.
I am sure I saw a hand in the air with the sound of Me! Me!
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Mortlake
Devils Rejects 666
2446
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Posted - 2016.10.12 23:41:33 -
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Sol epoch wrote:Starrakatt wrote:Almost nobody ever rags me. Except tainted demon who called me names lately. But then, I'd just ganked his alt. Note that this is NOT am invitation to it btw. I am sure I saw a hand in the air with the sound of Me! Me!
How? You've been sat on the shitter in Hek for a week with your head between your legs.
If you can see a hand in the air I'd consider calling station maintenance, because someone's trying to tickle your no-no.
Top Pleb. Plebbier than you. Emperor of Plebia.
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