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Tofus
HELVEGEN Jetpack Viking
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Posted - 2016.11.04 22:22:06 -
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We are the youngest, freshest mercenary alliance on the block!
We're not elite pvp'ers, but between our members we do have well over 30 years of Eve-experience and hundreds of millions of PVP-related skill-points.
We're not really specialized in anything, but if you give us enough isks there is a good chance we'll be up for it! There is also a chance that we'll just take your isks and leave it at that. But mostly we'll show up to help out with whatever we're paid for. Well, at least sometimes. And if the pay is good enough, we'll even fly nice ships!
We don't really do structure removal, because it's too emotionally intensive for our members. We are happy to refer you to other mercenary groups that will be glad to help you out though. If it is about Citadel-removal, we personally recommend Jane Galt.
We also have an excellent killboard! Admittedly not too many kills, but we do have a 100% effiency-rate!
So why waste your isks on an expensive, established mercenary alliance when you can also waste them on us for half the price? Or at least 75% of the price? Or hell, whatever price we're willing to accept considering the mood we're in... |
SiRuS T
HELVEGEN Jetpack Viking
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Posted - 2016.11.04 22:24:21 -
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I endorse this product wholeheartedly. You should hire us if for nothing else but for the shear hell of it. |
Sol epoch
HELVEGEN Jetpack Viking
357
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Posted - 2016.11.04 22:26:48 -
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This sounds good, Wait! Oh! I endorse me also. |
Morgan Agrivar
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
637
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Posted - 2016.11.04 22:28:24 -
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Taking a shot at it yourself, huh Sol?
Well, good luck to you.
YC 117 New Eden Capsuleer's Writing Contest Submission - "Heartache"
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Griever Takkow
We Are So Troubled Everyone Runs Screaming Vendetta Mercenary Group
40
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Posted - 2016.11.05 00:13:21 -
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Tofus wrote: If it is about Citadel-removal, we personally recommend Jane Galt.
Whoops guessing you're out of the loop
Need a reputable MERC! Join "MERC Contracts" in-game for more details.
VMG Hire us today
> "Why do tomorrow what you can do today!"
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SiRuS T
HELVEGEN Jetpack Viking
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Posted - 2016.11.05 00:57:40 -
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Griever Takkow wrote:Tofus wrote: If it is about Citadel-removal, we personally recommend Jane Galt. Whoops guessing you're out of the loop
It's was intended as a "oh we told you so"
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renwahh
Wiking Brigade The Devil's Warrior Alliance
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Posted - 2016.11.05 07:51:30 -
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Good luck guys |
Sthenelos Tau
Lohengrin Legion
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Posted - 2016.11.05 08:10:45 -
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Tofus wrote:We are the youngest, freshest
I am afraid thats not the complete truth Tofus!
Its old and slow moving men, with heavy arms & guns.
The older the ram, the harder the horn! |
Noragen Neirfallas
Rabble Inc. Legio De Mortem
3230
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Posted - 2016.11.05 09:28:43 -
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Tofus wrote:We are the youngest, freshest mercenary alliance on the block!
We're not elite pvp'ers, but between our members we do have well over 30 years of Eve-experience and hundreds of millions of PVP-related skill-points.
We're not really specialized in anything, but if you give us enough isks there is a good chance we'll be up for it! There is also a chance that we'll just take your isks and leave it at that. But mostly we'll show up to help out with whatever we're paid for. Well, at least sometimes. And if the pay is good enough, we'll even fly nice ships!
We don't really do structure removal, because it's too emotionally intensive for our members. We are happy to refer you to other mercenary groups that will be glad to help you out though. If it is about Citadel-removal, we personally recommend Jane Galt.
We also have an excellent killboard! Admittedly not too many kills, but we do have a 100% effiency-rate!
So why waste your isks on an expensive, established mercenary alliance when you can also waste them on us for half the price? Or at least 75% of the price? Or hell, whatever price we're willing to accept considering the mood we're in... uhh...
Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
ISD Max Trix favourite ISD
'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King-Griffin
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Tofus
HELVEGEN Jetpack Viking
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Posted - 2016.11.05 11:35:14 -
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Griever Takkow wrote:Tofus wrote: If it is about Citadel-removal, we personally recommend Jane Galt. Whoops guessing you're out of the loop
Your sense of humor. What did you do with it?!
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Tofus
HELVEGEN Jetpack Viking
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Posted - 2016.11.05 11:51:20 -
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Sthenelos Tau wrote:Its old and slow moving men, with heavy arms & guns.
Old and slow? Tsk! We're not old and slow! Well, at least some of us aren't. Most of the time.
Hey, at least we don't feel old! So there's that. And that's what counts, right? Right?!
Oh well. As the saying goes: "Slow fires will smolder for a long time." |
gnshadowninja
Back Passage Explorer's Vendetta Mercenary Group
279
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Posted - 2016.11.05 11:52:37 -
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Tofus wrote:We are the youngest, freshest mercenary alliance on the block!
We're not elite pvp'ers, but between our members we do have well over 30 years of Eve-experience and hundreds of millions of PVP-related skill-points.
We're not really specialized in anything, but if you give us enough isks there is a good chance we'll be up for it! There is also a chance that we'll just take your isks and leave it at that. But mostly we'll show up to help out with whatever we're paid for. Well, at least sometimes. And if the pay is good enough, we'll even fly nice ships!
We don't really do structure removal, because it's too emotionally intensive for our members. We are happy to refer you to other mercenary groups that will be glad to help you out though. If it is about Citadel-removal, we personally recommend Jane Galt.
We also have an excellent killboard! Admittedly not too many kills, but we do have a 100% effiency-rate!
So why waste your isks on an expensive, established mercenary alliance when you can also waste them on us for half the price? Or at least 75% of the price? Or hell, whatever price we're willing to accept considering the mood we're in...
This looks like what Atypes advert should be, minus the 100% efficiency rate |
SiRuS T
HELVEGEN Jetpack Viking
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Posted - 2016.11.05 11:52:58 -
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English is not his mother tongue. |
Tofus
HELVEGEN Jetpack Viking
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Posted - 2016.11.05 11:58:09 -
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gnshadowninja wrote:This looks like what Atypes advert should be, minus the 100% efficiency rate
Yeah, we figured we had to offer something that other merc groups lack! I mean we're all lazy bastards that are happy to take people's isks. But what group can claim a 100% efficiency rate, uh? Our services are clearly unique!
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gnshadowninja
Back Passage Explorer's Vendetta Mercenary Group
280
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Posted - 2016.11.05 12:01:57 -
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Tofus wrote:gnshadowninja wrote:This looks like what Atypes advert should be, minus the 100% efficiency rate Yeah, we figured we had to offer something that other merc groups lack! I mean we're all lazy bastards that are happy to take people's isks. But what group can claim a 100% efficiency rate, uh? Our services are clearly unique!
Hey, lazy is my middle name but let me tell you... I travelled a whole 6 jumps the other day to shoot a miner, that is dedication.
Granted I have to take a nap after and not login for two days. |
SiRuS T
HELVEGEN Jetpack Viking
18
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Posted - 2016.11.05 14:44:07 -
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gnshadowninja wrote:Tofus wrote:gnshadowninja wrote:This looks like what Atypes advert should be, minus the 100% efficiency rate Yeah, we figured we had to offer something that other merc groups lack! I mean we're all lazy bastards that are happy to take people's isks. But what group can claim a 100% efficiency rate, uh? Our services are clearly unique! Hey, lazy is my middle name but let me tell you... I traveled a whole 6 jumps the other day to shoot a miner, that is dedication. Granted I have to take a nap after and not login for two days.
Is a shame, I used to love hunting. But now the watch list is gone and no tool has replaced it, Hunting as it used to be is all but dead. But that's what CCP calls BALANCE! (Risk Averse miners and PVE'ers moaning)
There should be no 100% safe area. Lets hope they give something back in a war mechanics update? Or maybe not as they will break it and make that unusable too. |
Valkin Mordirc
2630
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Posted - 2016.11.05 15:04:53 -
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SiRuS T wrote:gnshadowninja wrote:Tofus wrote:gnshadowninja wrote:This looks like what Atypes advert should be, minus the 100% efficiency rate Yeah, we figured we had to offer something that other merc groups lack! I mean we're all lazy bastards that are happy to take people's isks. But what group can claim a 100% efficiency rate, uh? Our services are clearly unique! Hey, lazy is my middle name but let me tell you... I traveled a whole 6 jumps the other day to shoot a miner, that is dedication. Granted I have to take a nap after and not login for two days. Is a shame, I used to love hunting. But now the watch list is gone and no tool has replaced it, Hunting as it used to be is all but dead. But that's what CCP calls BALANCE! (Risk Averse miners and PVE'ers moaning) There should be no 100% safe area. Lets hope they give something back in a war mechanics update? Or maybe not as they will break it and make that unusable too.
More so cap pilots in the nulblocs crying was the cited reason for the change. Though I suppose you can call those PVE'er's moaning as well. Miners just like most other side professions CCP largely ignores until the Nullblocs send out mails for people to basically F1 the support ticket to death.
We see it a lot recently almost the majority balance changes for EVE have been to re-balance Nullsec. Tengu Nerf, Ishtar Nerf, Sov Changes, JF bullshite, very few thing balance come in because some other factor of the game. That's largely because Nullsec players are the bread makers for CCP and they are a company.
Asides from that though,
CCP Wants to change the systems to allow merc corps to continue to help the niche hunter gameplay to be viable again, Raz of Devils Warriors is actually the man to send your suggestions to he's been the one who seems to be in contact with CCP about the whole thing.
Hunting was and is my main area of the game and the thing I like most about wardecs. The change of course managed to completely gut my style of play. Which completely ruined my entire will to even play, I hope that they change it soon, however I doubt it will be even thought about until well into next year.
#DeleteTheWeak
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Morgan Agrivar
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
639
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Posted - 2016.11.05 16:45:27 -
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Valkin Mordirc wrote:SiRuS T wrote:gnshadowninja wrote:Tofus wrote:gnshadowninja wrote:This looks like what Atypes advert should be, minus the 100% efficiency rate Yeah, we figured we had to offer something that other merc groups lack! I mean we're all lazy bastards that are happy to take people's isks. But what group can claim a 100% efficiency rate, uh? Our services are clearly unique! Hey, lazy is my middle name but let me tell you... I traveled a whole 6 jumps the other day to shoot a miner, that is dedication. Granted I have to take a nap after and not login for two days. Is a shame, I used to love hunting. But now the watch list is gone and no tool has replaced it, Hunting as it used to be is all but dead. But that's what CCP calls BALANCE! (Risk Averse miners and PVE'ers moaning) There should be no 100% safe area. Lets hope they give something back in a war mechanics update? Or maybe not as they will break it and make that unusable too. More so cap pilots in the nulblocs crying was the cited reason for the change. Though I suppose you can call those PVE'er's moaning as well. Miners just like most other side professions CCP largely ignores until the Nullblocs send out mails for people to basically F1 the support ticket to death. We see it a lot recently almost the majority balance changes for EVE have been to re-balance Nullsec. Tengu Nerf, Ishtar Nerf, Sov Changes, JF bullshite, very few thing balance come in because some other factor of the game. That's largely because Nullsec players are the bread makers for CCP and they are a company. Asides from that though, CCP Wants to change the systems to allow merc corps to continue to help the niche hunter gameplay to be viable again, Raz of Devils Warriors is actually the man to send your suggestions to he's been the one who seems to be in contact with CCP about the whole thing. Hunting was and is my main area of the game and the thing I like most about wardecs. The change of course managed to completely gut my style of play. Which completely ruined my entire will to even play, I hope that they change it soon, however I doubt it will be even thought about until well into next year. Great, now I am going to start crying again...I miss my watch list.
YC 117 New Eden Capsuleer's Writing Contest Submission - "Heartache"
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Valkin Mordirc
2635
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Posted - 2016.11.05 20:33:52 -
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I'd also like to suggest to Jetpack Vikings that they don't use Dodixie as there main trade hub.
Mastercard, Absoslut Archetype
Nairja is open, and VMG obviously doesn't care if you camp Jita as long as you don't sit on the undock like phelb.
It's like a curse who ever set's up shop there dies.
#DeleteTheWeak
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SiRuS T
HELVEGEN Jetpack Viking
18
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Posted - 2016.11.05 20:51:00 -
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Valkin Mordirc wrote:I'd also like to suggest to Jetpack Vikings that they don't use Dodixie as there main trade hub.
Mastercard, Absoslut Archetype
Nairja is open, and VMG obviously doesn't care if you camp Jita as long as you don't sit on the undock like phelb.
It's like a curse who ever set's up shop there dies.
We operate anywhere. We are not based in Dixie though.
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Valkin Mordirc
2635
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Posted - 2016.11.05 22:14:26 -
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SiRuS T wrote:Valkin Mordirc wrote:I'd also like to suggest to Jetpack Vikings that they don't use Dodixie as there main trade hub.
Mastercard, Absoslut Archetype
Nairja is open, and VMG obviously doesn't care if you camp Jita as long as you don't sit on the undock like phelb.
It's like a curse who ever set's up shop there dies. We operate anywhere. We are not based in Dixie though.
Suggestion only. Forethought,
Dodixie is ******* cursed haha.
#DeleteTheWeak
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Noragen Neirfallas
Rabble Inc. Legio De Mortem
3231
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Posted - 2016.11.05 22:51:31 -
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SiRuS T wrote:English is not his mother tongue. What was he intending to say instead of if you pay us we might show up? Seemed pretty clear to me
Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
ISD Max Trix favourite ISD
'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King-Griffin
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SiRuS T
HELVEGEN Jetpack Viking
18
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Posted - 2016.11.06 00:15:23 -
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Noragen Neirfallas wrote:SiRuS T wrote:English is not his mother tongue. What was he intending to say instead of if you pay us we might show up? Seemed pretty clear to me
Ok.................. Its a joke bud.
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Morgan Agrivar
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
640
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Posted - 2016.11.06 02:01:38 -
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SiRuS T wrote:Noragen Neirfallas wrote:SiRuS T wrote:English is not his mother tongue. What was he intending to say instead of if you pay us we might show up? Seemed pretty clear to me Ok.................. Its a joke bud. Jokes do not cross well in written text. Neither does sarcasm.
You are putting yourself out there and have to be serious if you want to be taken seriously.
YC 117 New Eden Capsuleer's Writing Contest Submission - "Heartache"
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Ralph King-Griffin
Devils Rejects 666 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
18965
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Posted - 2016.11.06 02:33:09 -
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Morgan Agrivar wrote: Jokes do not cross well in written text. Neither does sarcasm.
where do you think i got
<-------these?!
We're Back in Business ,
have your very own Meeny Faced Bastards on call today
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Sol epoch
HELVEGEN Jetpack Viking
361
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Posted - 2016.11.06 10:52:46 -
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Morgan Agrivar wrote:SiRuS T wrote:Noragen Neirfallas wrote:SiRuS T wrote:English is not his mother tongue. What was he intending to say instead of if you pay us we might show up? Seemed pretty clear to me Ok.................. Its a joke bud. Jokes do not cross well in written text. Neither does sarcasm. You are putting yourself out there and have to be serious if you want to be taken seriously.
Yes they do!
And
No we don't!
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Tofus
HELVEGEN Jetpack Viking
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Posted - 2016.11.06 11:58:55 -
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Valkin Mordirc wrote:Dodixie is ******* cursed haha.
...Yet the station has the best and cleanest toilets in Eve. Rupee must be paying her cleaning staff really well!
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Tofus
HELVEGEN Jetpack Viking
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Posted - 2016.11.06 12:04:43 -
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Morgan Agrivar wrote:You are putting yourself out there and have to be serious if you want to be taken seriously.
How we put ourselves out there is entirely up to us, of course. You make a good point though: we will definitely have to be serious every now and then. But we don't have to be serious everywhere and all the time.
I would personally argue that being out in a fleet is usually a good time to be serious. Having a bit of fun alongside the merc community on the Eve-forums is perhaps not so much. But opinions differ, of course.
Having said that, we are still open for contracts!
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Morgan Agrivar
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
642
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Posted - 2016.11.06 12:11:20 -
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I have always followed Rule #1 of C+P.
Unfortunately, this is my main Sol.
YC 117 New Eden Capsuleer's Writing Contest Submission - "Heartache"
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Sol epoch
HELVEGEN Jetpack Viking
362
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Posted - 2016.11.06 12:31:53 -
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Morgan Agrivar wrote:I have always followed Rule #1 of C+P. Unfortunately, this is my main Sol. She is just between corporations right now...times are tough.
Then I offer my humble apology for being so forward with you.
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