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The D1ngo
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2011.12.24 22:12:00 -
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Every year as I redeem my presents I am filled with questions...where did these implant come from? How did this ship arrive in my hangar? Are my ears too big?
I am always left with more questions than answers...as such I have decided to start a thread demanding an answer my serious spaceship Santa queries...Here goes...
What outfit do Quafe marketers show Santa in on their commemorative holiday bottles?
Do the little boys and girls of New Eden fear getting Noxium in their stockings?
Does Santa's sleigh have any hi-slots?
Is the North Pole on a planet or is it a point in space? If it is a point in space, does anyone have the bookmark?
Are those reindeer or cleverly disguised Creodron simulacrums?
What skill set is needed to board the sleigh?
Are "elves" just extra feminine Gallente men who like tights?
Do reindeer droppings incinerate in the atmosphere and become Dust or do they fall to the ground intact? If intact, is this considered and orbital bombardment?
Are there Christmas trees in Captains Quarters ? If so, do Minmatar really prefer colored balls? If so What color? (I like blue)
If Santa's sleigh and a Claw both initiate a warp to the sun at 100k, who gets there first?
Which Ice fields do snowmen come from? Has the Goon interdiction of Gallente ice systems spoiled any of their vacation plans?
Are these snowballs in my hangar ever going to be reusable?
I have to go to dinner so I will have to revisit this thread...does anyone else have any serious questions?
Merry Chirstahanukwanz
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MrZany
Ministry of War Amarr Empire
36
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Posted - 2011.12.24 22:20:00 -
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Lmao!
Here are a couple:
Do bells still jingle in space?
Does Mistletoe work on low-sec or null-sec gates?
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Roh Voleto
Pator Tech School Minmatar Republic
63
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Posted - 2011.12.24 22:28:00 -
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MrZany wrote: Do bells still jingle in space?
Only if you have an Auto Targeting System fitted or are doing the targeting.
MrZany wrote: Does Mistletoe work on low-sec or null-sec gates?
Well, there is always the kind where everybody who gets caught under it gets their rear end violated, instead of a kiss. But that grows year around. |
Feligast
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
508
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Posted - 2011.12.24 22:33:00 -
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Rumors state the asteroids in hi sec that respawn every day are massed reindeer droppings. c/d? |
Mag's
the united Negative Ten.
3353
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Posted - 2011.12.24 22:36:00 -
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Feligast wrote:Rumors state the asteroids in hi sec that respawn every day are massed reindeer droppings. c/d? So glad that my wife's not the only one suffering with roids.
CCP Zulu..... Forcing players to dock at the captain's quarters is a form of what we actually wanted to get through, which is making Incarna a seamless part of the EVE Online experience. |
Feligast
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
508
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Posted - 2011.12.24 22:37:00 -
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Mag's wrote:Feligast wrote:Rumors state the asteroids in hi sec that respawn every day are massed reindeer droppings. c/d? So glad that my wife's not the only one suffering with roids.
Hey Mag's... Merry Christmas, man.
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Mag's
the united Negative Ten.
3353
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Posted - 2011.12.24 22:38:00 -
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Feligast wrote:Mag's wrote:Feligast wrote:Rumors state the asteroids in hi sec that respawn every day are massed reindeer droppings. c/d? So glad that my wife's not the only one suffering with roids. Hey Mag's... Merry Christmas, man. You too bud and many happy returns for the new year.
CCP Zulu..... Forcing players to dock at the captain's quarters is a form of what we actually wanted to get through, which is making Incarna a seamless part of the EVE Online experience. |
MrZany
Ministry of War Amarr Empire
36
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Posted - 2011.12.25 04:27:00 -
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Roh Voleto wrote:MrZany wrote: Do bells still jingle in space?
Only if you have an Auto Targeting System fitted or are doing the targeting. MrZany wrote: Does Mistletoe work on low-sec or null-sec gates?
Well, there is always the kind where everybody who gets caught under it gets their rear end violated, instead of a kiss. But that grows year around.
+1 |
MadMuppet
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
18
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Posted - 2011.12.25 04:45:00 -
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Part of me thinks that CCP should have an NPC Santa ship that flies through the verse. Anybody that gets a shot off at it gets 100 snowballs (to the redeemable screen, only once per account per year) that can be fired from a rocket or missile launcher. His ship is infinitely stabbed, immune to web, has the mass of huge mass moves at 1000 m/s and runs on auto pilot. Note that shooting at Santa IS an aggressive act.
The whole thing would be a roaming LIVE event, many tears would be had. It would be run over 12 days of course, once every six hours for an hour or so so that all time zones could play. Yes, I only have a Vigil, I've had a bad bit of luck Ok? |
Erien Rand
Brood of Redemption
0
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Posted - 2011.12.25 05:02:00 -
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The D1ngo wrote:
Does Santa's sleigh have any hi-slots?
Is the North Pole on a planet or is it a point in space? If it is a point in space, does anyone have the bookmark?
What skill set is needed to board the sleigh?
Do reindeer droppings incinerate in the atmosphere and become Dust or do they fall to the ground intact? If intact, is this considered and orbital bombardment?
Are there Christmas trees in Captains Quarters ? If so, do Minmatar really prefer colored balls? If so What color? (I like blue)
I would like these answered myself...love the Dust514 reference
Merry Xmas! |
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Alara IonStorm
722
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Posted - 2011.12.25 05:23:00 -
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The D1ngo wrote: What outfit do Quafe marketers show Santa in on their commemorative holiday bottles?
A Leather Banana Hammock and one of those glass Gallente Helmets. He has an Orange HitIer(Future not aware who he is) Mustache and an 2 foot Diameter Afro sticking through the helmet. He is the 7th biggest Gallente Sex Symbol.
Welcome to the Future.
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The D1ngo
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
6
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Posted - 2011.12.25 17:36:00 -
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Alara IonStorm wrote:The D1ngo wrote: What outfit do Quafe marketers show Santa in on their commemorative holiday bottles?
A Leather Banana Hammock, Thigh High Boots with 3 Inch Heels and one of those glass Gallente Helmets. Santa weighs about 95lb and is 6 foot 3(Not including the Heels). He has an Orange HitIer(Future not aware who he is) Mustache and an 2 foot Diameter Afro sticking through the helmet. He is the 7th biggest Gallente Sex Symbol. Welcome to the Future.
Santie Claws?...Is that you........?
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Ranger 1
Ranger Corp
595
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Posted - 2011.12.25 17:46:00 -
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I bet he drops phat loot.... Revenge should not stop at the ship!
It's not so much a mission statement,-áit's more like a family motto. |
Mina Sebiestar
Mactabilis Simplex Cursus
22
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Posted - 2011.12.25 17:51:00 -
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Life...get one. |
ShadowFire15
BOAE INC GIANTSBANE.
48
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Posted - 2011.12.25 17:56:00 -
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theres life outside eve? fascinating Stan Smith had a snow storm over weekend guy was shoveling snow outside, so i shot him and mined the snow myself. concord never showed up. on an unrelated note, i have a court date next tuesday |
The D1ngo
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
6
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Posted - 2011.12.25 18:13:00 -
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Mina Sebiestar wrote:Life...get one.
Thank you for proactively answering "yes" my next question which was "Does the Grinch reside in New Eden"
Is your heart really two sizes too small?
If so, if you podded yourself would your next clone have the same problem?
Please go pod yourself and report back to this thread...
Thanks and Merry Evemas |
MrZany
Ministry of War Amarr Empire
37
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Posted - 2011.12.25 18:17:00 -
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ShadowFire15 wrote:theres life outside eve? fascinating
I am not sure there is evidence that conclusively proves that there is life beyond Eve though there is a persistent rumor....
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