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Remiel Pollard
Shock Treatment Ministries
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Posted - 2016.12.25 01:45:05 -
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Because a Drake can do something that no other ship can.
It can duck.
GÇ£Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'.
Jam those ones first, and kill them last.GÇ¥
- Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
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Desert Ice78
Gryphons of the Western Wind
552
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Posted - 2016.12.25 01:47:07 -
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I since that you've been waiting your whole life for this.....
I am a pod pilot:
http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/DesertIce/POD.jpg
CCP Zulu: Came expecting a discussion about computer monitors, left confused.
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Pix Severus
Empty You
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Posted - 2016.12.25 02:25:05 -
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10/10, would laugh again.
MTU Hunter: Latest Entry - Dec 20 2016 - The Damsel
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Lulu Lunette
Savage Moon Society
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Posted - 2016.12.25 02:57:49 -
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#evedadjokes
@lunettelulu7
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Avaelica Kuershin
Signal Cartel
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Posted - 2016.12.25 03:13:01 -
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Remiel Pollard wrote:Because a Drake can do something that no other ship can.
It can duck.
Having a good Xmas I hope?
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Remiel Pollard
Shock Treatment Ministries
8520
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Posted - 2016.12.25 03:21:16 -
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Avaelica Kuershin wrote:Remiel Pollard wrote:Because a Drake can do something that no other ship can.
It can duck. Having a good Xmas I hope?
Meh, it's just another day to me personally. If I'm going to celebrate something, it needs to be something worthwhile, like if a mate gets a new job or winning the lotto, not just the northern hemisphere's winter solstice.
GÇ£Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'.
Jam those ones first, and kill them last.GÇ¥
- Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
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Tatanka Startamer
Rio Nova
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Posted - 2016.12.25 06:35:55 -
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Some people hold a different opinion:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTkkklmeFOU
Merry Christmas, all :)
Tat |
Cade Windstalker
648
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Posted - 2016.12.25 07:05:13 -
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Owwwww, that joke did more damage than the average Drake does... |
Yourmoney Mywallet
Jita Institute of Applied Monetary Manipulation
1270
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Posted - 2016.12.25 08:02:14 -
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Mmmusst. Nnnot. Click. "Lllike."
Aaaargh! Foiled! |
Demonspawn 666
The Dirty Rejects ChaosTheory.
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Posted - 2016.12.25 10:00:06 -
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SInce he started it, shall we turn this into a bad joke thread?
A polar bear walks into a bar, says to the barman " Can I have a pint of lager and a..........................................................................................................bag of crisps"
Barman says "sure, but why the big pause?"
Polar Bear " they're for catching salmon"
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Chevis Preston
FUITA The Bastard Cartel
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Posted - 2016.12.25 10:08:11 -
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Demonspawn 666 wrote:SInce he started it, shall we turn this into a bad joke thread?
A polar bear walks into a bar, says to the barman " Can I have a pint of lager and a..........................................................................................................bag of crisps"
Barman says "sure, but why the big pause?"
Polar Bear " they're for catching salmon"
When can polar twist in an unsupported wind? Why does the past wrong the misunderstood mimic? The waste groans below whatever continuing worry. The freak boils next to bear. A retirement boat treks bear with the symphony. |
Remiel Pollard
Shock Treatment Ministries
8533
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Posted - 2016.12.25 10:12:38 -
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Chevis Preston wrote:Demonspawn 666 wrote:SInce he started it, shall we turn this into a bad joke thread?
A polar bear walks into a bar, says to the barman " Can I have a pint of lager and a..........................................................................................................bag of crisps"
Barman says "sure, but why the big pause?"
Polar Bear " they're for catching salmon"
When can polar twist in an unsupported wind? Why does the past wrong the misunderstood mimic? The waste groans below whatever continuing worry. The freak boils next to bear. A retirement boat treks bear with the symphony.
I think I almost had a stroke trying to read that word salad.
But I finally figured out what you were trying to ask. The same question that's on all our minds: why is the rum gone?
GÇ£Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'.
Jam those ones first, and kill them last.GÇ¥
- Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
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Demonspawn 666
The Dirty Rejects ChaosTheory.
129
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Posted - 2016.12.25 10:23:40 -
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A penguin walks into a bar... Says to the barman "Got any fish?" Barman replies "no mate, try next door in the fishmongers, we dont sell fish here" Penguin looks sad and walks out.
Next day, the penguin walks into the bar again Penguin "Got any fish?" Barman "No, I told you yesterday, we dont sell fish" Penguin looks sad and walks out.
Next day, the penguin walks into the bar again Penguin "Got any fish?" Barman "Look you little sh1t! I told you before, we dont sell bloody fish! Get out! If you come in here and ask me for fish again I'm going to nail your stupid flat feet to the bar and beat the cr@p out of you! You understand me?" Penguin looks sad and walks out.
Next day, the penguin walks into the bar again Penguin "Got any nails?" Barman looks slightly puzzled but answers " No" Penguin " Got any fish then?"
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Demonspawn 666
The Dirty Rejects ChaosTheory.
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Posted - 2016.12.25 15:15:12 -
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Better not start on the jokes from the xmas crackers.... those really are awful!
One snowman turns to another and says...
Do you smell carrots?
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Eternus8lux8lucis
Primus Inc. LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
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Posted - 2016.12.25 17:04:47 -
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Absolutely horrible jokes!!
Have you heard anything I've said?
You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right?
That's right.
Had to end sometime.
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Demonspawn 666
The Dirty Rejects ChaosTheory.
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Posted - 2016.12.25 17:07:39 -
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Eternus8lux8lucis wrote:Absolutely awesome jokes!!
Fix'd
You're welcome!
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Remiel Pollard
Shock Treatment Ministries
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Posted - 2016.12.26 03:32:48 -
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot.
Eventually it got so bad, I had to take his bike away.
GÇ£Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'.
Jam those ones first, and kill them last.GÇ¥
- Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
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Rasputin Demonde
Pagan Products
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Posted - 2016.12.26 03:59:26 -
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I walked into this bar and sat down by a small boy , sitting at the bar . No one was behind the bar , I asked the boy , where is the bartender ? He said My mom is the bartender , and she is out back . I asked can you show me where , cause I am awful thirsty . We went outback and there she was getting bang, bang , by a goat . I turned to the boy and asked him , does your mom do this nasty stuff all the time ? He turned and looked me in the eye and said........Naaaaaaaaaaah . (Hint , a goat goes Baaaaaaaaaah) |
Dibz
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2016.12.26 13:01:22 -
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Remiel Pollard wrote:Meh, it's just another day to me personally. If I'm going to celebrate something, it needs to be something worthwhile, like if a mate gets a new job or winning the lotto, not just the northern hemisphere's winter solstice. And if I'm going to buy stuff for people, it's going to be because I found something nice they might like, not because the commercials on TV obligate me to because it's the time of the year to do so.
Down with consumerism!
Sent from my iPhone 7 |
Remiel Pollard
Shock Treatment Ministries
8570
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Posted - 2016.12.26 13:05:21 -
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Dibz wrote:Remiel Pollard wrote:Meh, it's just another day to me personally. If I'm going to celebrate something, it needs to be something worthwhile, like if a mate gets a new job or winning the lotto, not just the northern hemisphere's winter solstice. And if I'm going to buy stuff for people, it's going to be because I found something nice they might like, not because the commercials on TV obligate me to because it's the time of the year to do so. Down with consumerism! Sent from my iPhone 7
That's not what I said. I said, I'm not going to buy stuff for people just because the time of year or companies using that time of year to sell more stuff obligates me to. Consumerism is properly defined as the protection or promotion of the interests of consumers. That is, all those regulations that make sure there's no rat **** in your favourite burger. Why would you want to get rid of that?
GÇ£Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'.
Jam those ones first, and kill them last.GÇ¥
- Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
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Dibz
Imperial Academy Amarr Empire
156
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Posted - 2016.12.26 13:26:56 -
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Remiel Pollard wrote: That's not what I said. I said, I'm not going to buy stuff for people just because the time of year
It'd be a cruel parent who stuck to that philosophy. And probably a divorcee too |
Remiel Pollard
Shock Treatment Ministries
8571
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Posted - 2016.12.26 13:34:52 -
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Dibz wrote:Remiel Pollard wrote: That's not what I said. I said, I'm not going to buy stuff for people just because the time of year
It'd be a cruel parent who stuck to that philosophy. And probably a divorcee too
That's an interesting assumption. Is it cruel to free people from the shackles of obligatory gift-giving? See, when I buy something for someone, it's because I found something they might really like. I don't need some tradition to tell me when I should do that, and frankly, if people are only doing stuff for other people just because it's Christmas, and they feel obligated to visit and share a meal with people they may not really like, that seems like a much greater cruelty to me. I know that if I had kids, Christmas wouldn't be the one time of the year that I stopped to give a **** about them.
The 'divorcee' comment is obviously a snipe and completely irrelevant, so we'll ignore it for the banal trolling that it is. Now, did you have a bad joke to tell or were you just here to get mad at me for not conforming to your social expectations of me?
GÇ£Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'.
Jam those ones first, and kill them last.GÇ¥
- Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
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stoicfaux
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Posted - 2016.12.26 16:40:21 -
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Remiel Pollard wrote:Avaelica Kuershin wrote:Remiel Pollard wrote:Because a Drake can do something that no other ship can.
It can duck. Having a good Xmas I hope? Meh, it's just another day to me personally. If I'm going to celebrate something, it needs to be something worthwhile, like if a mate gets a new job or winning the lotto, not just the northern hemisphere's winter solstice. And if I'm going to buy stuff for people, it's going to be because I found something nice they might like, not because the commercials on TV obligate me to because it's the time of the year to do so. Brilliant! You're posting a "War on Christmas" meta-joke in a joke thread. By posting a "War on Christmas" comment, you're continuing the joke theme by implicitly stating that there is no war on Christmas!
OTOH, politics on the forums is a no-no. So the joke is on whomever gets forum-banned. Which is Meta^2 and thus Brilliant!^2
/in_awe
Pon Farr Memorial: once every 7 years, all the carebears in high-sec must PvP or they will be temp-banned.
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