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Mortlake
Devils Rejects 666
2640
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Posted - 2016.12.28 23:42:09 -
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Riot Alice wrote:Mortlake wrote:
I was having a lovely dream about a cat and a patio heater...
More details please, *Meow*
It was just a little cat curled up under a heater, purring contentedly. It was pretty soothing.
I was told to remove my signature, so I have.
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Noragen Neirfallas
Rabble Inc. Legio De Mortem
3461
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Posted - 2016.12.29 00:15:36 -
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ohhhhhhhh boy
ahem
First off I think I'll start with plainspeak followed by a healthy dose of forum RP
@Gaius Victorius Maximus you really need to learn/realize a few things about eve. First up be detatched from you eve assets. You WILL lose them and getting upset about it is like deliberately cutting yourself in a shark tank. Second is that paranoia keeps you alive alot more so than trust. Trust is hard earned and easily lost in eve. Finally all the best content is 100% player made. Our little Court of Crime and Punishment is a good example of a 100% player driven thing with absolutely no connection to the actual game devs/mods and doesn't claim to be. It has done some very fun/funny things in the past and good laughs/fights have been had over it. If you ever feel slighted in eve and want revenge ask in this subsection of the forums and you may be surprised by the suggestions/help.
The Court of Crime and Punishment is not needed here however it will now speak on some issues raised
@Gaius Victorius Maximus Thankyou for following our Laws and posting on your main. While this case seems to be entirely based on suspicion/heresay it is very much the right and privlidge of any CEO to flip the firendlyfire switch at any point and attempt to murderise his Corp mates. Hell it wouldn't be Eve without a good awox every so often. I was inclined to issue sanctions against the OP purely because of the crappy post but than you kept talking.
@OP and his Main Shame on you for posting something that could be potentially career ruining and devistating to the defendant on an ALT. However I do note after it was pointed out you did come and post on your Main so it is all forgiven in that regard. My suggestion next time you visit our fine sub section is to post your OP in the form of a story and why/how you murderised one of your corp members so both the victim and the forum lurkers can get some entertainment/learning experience from the whole thing.
@Mortlake Dude I didn't even feel slightly aroused while reading your posts. You feeling ok mate?
So to close this case up on the Court of Crime and Punishment side of things I order the OP to do a better job and make his future AWOX ventures more entertaining. Gaius Victorius Maximus is ordered to go experience a bit more of eve. I reccomend Eve uni for a couple of months followed by a corp in atleast 2 different areas of space based on your favourite campus in eve uni (or other like organization. Finally NEVER turn down free things.
PS Mike I'll have that gnosis
This Case is Closed
Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta
Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop
ISD Max Trix favourite ISD
'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
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Morgan Agrivar
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
750
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Posted - 2016.12.29 00:45:11 -
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I sit on the docking lane in Jita and flash incoming pilots, hoping they do a double take and crash into the station.
Am I guilty of something? |
StonerPhReaK
Best Kept Frozen. Escalating Entropy
527
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Posted - 2016.12.29 00:53:58 -
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Morgan Agrivar wrote:I sit on the docking lane in Jita and flash incoming pilots, hoping they do a double take and crash into the station.
Am I guilty of something?
Only if the flash isn't from Dual Mega Heavy Pulse Lazors.
Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.
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Mobadder Thworst
Chelyabinsk
1153
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Posted - 2016.12.29 00:54:24 -
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Morgan Agrivar wrote:I sit on the docking lane in Jita and flash incoming pilots, hoping they do a double take and crash into the station.
Am I guilty of something?
Negative, that is considered a "public service". Flashing, by its very nature, is either "nice" or "funny". Both are held in high esteem here.
I expect you specialize in funny...
You will likely be commended. We will be fleeting up and heading to Jita shortly. |
Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
27221
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Posted - 2016.12.29 01:02:40 -
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Morgan Agrivar wrote:I sit on the docking lane in Jita and flash incoming pilots, hoping they do a double take and crash into the station.
Am I guilty of something? The use of weapons of mass distraction to make people crash into stationary objects is a time honoured tradition; SoE historians have pinpointed the origin of the practice to some time in the 20th Century AD, some 6000 years before the Eve gate opened.
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
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StonerPhReaK
Best Kept Frozen. Escalating Entropy
527
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Posted - 2016.12.29 01:06:41 -
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Jonah Gravenstein wrote:Morgan Agrivar wrote:I sit on the docking lane in Jita and flash incoming pilots, hoping they do a double take and crash into the station.
Am I guilty of something? The use of weapons of mass distraction to make people crash into stationary objects is a time honoured tradition; SoE historians have pinpointed the origin of the practice to some time in the 20th Century AD, some 6000 years before the Eve gate opened.
Your knowledge of the lore in this are is amazing. I wish to hear more of these 6000 year old tales of said weapons.
Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.
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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
27221
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Posted - 2016.12.29 01:16:17 -
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^^ lol
Closer to 21000 years than 6000 if this is anything to go by.
First time I ever crashed a car is because my GF at the time thought it would be funny to flash her bits in the mirror from the back seat.
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
New Player FAQ
Feyd's Survival Pack
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Ralph King-Griffin
Devils Rejects 666 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
19805
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Posted - 2016.12.29 01:35:40 -
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Jonah Gravenstein wrote:^^ lol Closer to 21000 years than 6000 if this is anything to go by. First time I ever crashed a car is because my GF at the time thought it would be funny to flash her bits in the mirror from the back seat. all understandable, but janah, on the behalf of the inqusition,
...
which bits?
Murderers of Negotiable Motivations
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Jonah Gravenstein
Machiavellian Space Bastards
27223
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Posted - 2016.12.29 01:40:34 -
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Ralph King-Griffin wrote:Jonah Gravenstein wrote:^^ lol Closer to 21000 years than 6000 if this is anything to go by. First time I ever crashed a car is because my GF at the time thought it would be funny to flash her bits in the mirror from the back seat. all understandable, but janah, on the behalf of the inqusition, ... which bits? The bits that bounced nicely when I hit the post box
Yes, I was still looking...
In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.
New Player FAQ
Feyd's Survival Pack
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Sasha Nemtsov
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
223
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Posted - 2016.12.29 06:34:47 -
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Morgan Agrivar wrote:I sit on the docking lane in Jita and flash incoming pilots, hoping they do a double take and crash into the station.
Am I guilty of something?
Hope, my dear; you are guilty of Hope.
Abandon Hope, all ye who enter here......
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Zimmy Zeta
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
59998
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Posted - 2016.12.29 07:57:08 -
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Morgan Agrivar wrote:I sit on the docking lane in Jita and flash incoming pilots, hoping they do a double take and crash into the station.
Am I guilty of something?
Copyright violation. Flash is a registered trademark of DC Comics Inc, which is a division of the Time Warner conglomerate. One does not simply Flash in Jita without an explicit permit.
I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it.
Yes, I do feel bad about it.
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Tyrana McBitch
Lisnave Spaceship Samurai
6
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Posted - 2016.12.29 11:52:55 -
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C&P Community, you are truly beautiful.
Oh if anyone gets his copse, I will pay for it. Also looking for his alts corpse. Max GrimFang. I need something to hang on the wall & touch when I'm board.
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Gaius Victorius Maximus
Native Freshfood Minmatar Republic
7
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Posted - 2016.12.29 12:58:37 -
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how much you willing to pay for my corpse Mcbitch?? (i can start a corpse selling business since i have unlimited live in game)
you neither have the ISK nor the ball to do it yourself you know
the only time you managed to kill me is when i didnt shoot back while talking with you
and why you so obsessed with max and say he is my Alt ?? (is it because we had a similar 'max' in name?
then i need the court to hear me out ... i also have a case to bring to your attention
i had a spy in my house planted by Mcbitch ... my dog named Stitch (and shes a b.itch)
always bark louder than her bite ... and do nothing but gotten drunk
do you judges hear me out? |
Tyrana McBitch
Lisnave Spaceship Samurai
6
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Posted - 2016.12.29 14:33:26 -
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Gaius Victorius Maximus wrote:how much you willing to pay for my corpse Mcbitch?? (i can start a corpse selling business since i have unlimited live in game)
you neither have the ISK nor the ball to do it yourself you know
the only time you managed to kill me is when i didnt shoot back while talking with you
and why you so obsessed with max and say he is my Alt ?? (is it because we had a similar 'max' in name?
then i need the court to hear me out ... i also have a case to bring to your attention
i had a spy in my house planted by Mcbitch ... my dog named Stitch (and shes a b.itch)
always bark louder than her bite ... and do nothing but gotten drunk (so i suspect she is Mcbitch Alt to shoot at my back again)
will you judges hear me out?
LOL ok,
How am I obsessed with Max, I don't even know Max. I only know of him & his corp through the intel letter received about you being his spy pet. Even then I didn't speak to him did I.
Bit of a coincidence when he pops up randomly in corp chat that I just joined, when having never met & no reason to talk to me what so ever?!?...
I didn't go looking for your alt. He looked for me remember. I never met Max (your alt until yesterday, funny that). Why is a random corp so interested in me killing some random spy alt? Why hasn't max gone to kill any of your other wardecers? Why not kill the guys that got your last Gnosis.
Can you answer why Max was watching my corp? Because Max can't?!?... I have chat logs where Max messes up & he says he was watching my corp when I left. Why? If this guy doesn't know me? Bare in mind I left after killing You.
You have been outed as a spy or a spy alt, whatever.
People like you got killed in corp before it was called Awoxing. It's not new & it wont go away.
Max seems very pissed he lost his Gnosis. Don't be like Max...
Oh wait, you are Max
I rest my case... |
Gaius Victorius Maximus
Native Freshfood Minmatar Republic
7
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Posted - 2016.12.29 17:57:03 -
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Last I checked there are 500 named max but only 1 bitc.h
Ok... You win
I give up
My secret been found out at last ... All the maxs is my Alt (all 500 of them)
You are too clever I cant beat you anymore
You won... Going to submit your name to this year Darwin award... You deserve it
1 question tho... How do you find out??
The secret been kept for 13 years and you blew it!.... Damn you Mcbitch! |
Ralph King-Griffin
Devils Rejects 666 The Devil's Warrior Alliance
19826
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Posted - 2016.12.29 18:25:48 -
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I've got more popcorn and my kids are still awake (preventing me logging in) so I'm inclined to allow this continue.
However I'd like both parties to take under advisement the courts wish to see someone be shot in the arse over this matter. The face would also be acceptable.
As you were.
Murderers of Negotiable Motivations
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Noragen Neirfallas
Rabble Inc. Legio De Mortem
3469
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Posted - 2016.12.29 19:46:31 -
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Tyrana McBitch wrote:C&P Community, you are truly beautiful. Oh if anyone gets his copse, I will pay for it. Also looking for his alts corpse. Max GrimFang. I need something to hang on the wall & touch when I'm board. I volunteer as tribute
Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta
Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop
ISD Max Trix favourite ISD
'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
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Tyrana McBitch
Lisnave Spaceship Samurai
7
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Posted - 2016.12.29 19:58:24 -
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Gaius Victorius Maximus wrote:Last I checked there are 500 named max but only 1 bitc.h
Ok... You win
I give up
My secret been found out at last ... All the maxs is my Alt (all 500 of them)
You are too clever I cant beat you anymore
You won... Going to submit your name to this year Darwin award... You deserve it
1 question tho... How do you find out??
The secret been kept for 13 years and you blew it!.... Damn you Mcbitch!
What does Max have to do with anything?
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Tyrana McBitch
Lisnave Spaceship Samurai
7
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Posted - 2016.12.29 19:59:39 -
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Ralph King-Griffin wrote:I've got more popcorn and my kids are still awake (preventing me logging in) so I'm inclined to allow this continue.
However I'd like both parties to take under advisement the courts wish to see someone be shot in the arse over this matter. The face would also be acceptable.
As you were.
I am happy to be shot in the face for you |
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Tyrana McBitch
Lisnave Spaceship Samurai
7
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Posted - 2016.12.29 20:00:27 -
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Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Tyrana McBitch wrote:C&P Community, you are truly beautiful. Oh if anyone gets his copse, I will pay for it. Also looking for his alts corpse. Max GrimFang. I need something to hang on the wall & touch when I'm board. I volunteer as tribute
Cool cool. |
Noragen Neirfallas
Rabble Inc. Legio De Mortem
3470
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Posted - 2016.12.29 20:06:30 -
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Tyrana McBitch wrote:Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Tyrana McBitch wrote:C&P Community, you are truly beautiful. Oh if anyone gets his copse, I will pay for it. Also looking for his alts corpse. Max GrimFang. I need something to hang on the wall & touch when I'm board. I volunteer as tribute Cool cool. Well you can't have my corpse. Those things are damed expensive and well... in somewhat high demand in certain circles...
Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta
Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop
ISD Max Trix favourite ISD
'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
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Zimmy Zeta
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
60001
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Posted - 2016.12.29 20:07:08 -
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What the....Holy mother of all Easter eggs!
Thanks for giving me my 60k th like, Noragen. Just when the notification came, the screen froze and I thought I lost my internet connection. After hitting F5 the page refreshed normally, but replaced all the character portraits with Nitshe.
Well played, CCP,....well played.
fake edit: seems this happens only in the C&P subforum..
I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it.
Yes, I do feel bad about it.
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Noragen Neirfallas
Rabble Inc. Legio De Mortem
3471
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Posted - 2016.12.29 20:11:36 -
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Zimmy Zeta wrote:What the....Holy mother of all Easter eggs! Thanks for giving me my 60k th like, Noragen. Just when the notification came, the screen froze and I thought I lost my internet connection. After hitting F5 the page refreshed normally, but replaced all the character portraits with Nitshe. Well played, CCP,....well played. fake edit: seems this happens only in the C&P subforum.. I feel like I'm being trolled but... I gotta know are you serious? Because if you are I am so proud right now
Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta
Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop
ISD Max Trix favourite ISD
'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
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Zimmy Zeta
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
60001
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Posted - 2016.12.29 20:18:19 -
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Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Zimmy Zeta wrote:What the....Holy mother of all Easter eggs! Thanks for giving me my 60k th like, Noragen. Just when the notification came, the screen froze and I thought I lost my internet connection. After hitting F5 the page refreshed normally, but replaced all the character portraits with Nitshe. Well played, CCP,....well played. fake edit: seems this happens only in the C&P subforum.. I feel like I'm being trolled but... I gotta know are you serious? Because if you are I am so proud right now You have every right to be proud
Unfortunately, with 60001 likes, the portraits went back to normal. Glad I took the screenshot.
I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it.
Yes, I do feel bad about it.
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Noragen Neirfallas
Rabble Inc. Legio De Mortem
3471
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Posted - 2016.12.29 20:23:59 -
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Zimmy Zeta wrote:Noragen Neirfallas wrote:Zimmy Zeta wrote:What the....Holy mother of all Easter eggs! Thanks for giving me my 60k th like, Noragen. Just when the notification came, the screen froze and I thought I lost my internet connection. After hitting F5 the page refreshed normally, but replaced all the character portraits with Nitshe. Well played, CCP,....well played. fake edit: seems this happens only in the C&P subforum.. I feel like I'm being trolled but... I gotta know are you serious? Because if you are I am so proud right now You have every right to be proud Unfortunately, with 60001 likes, the portraits went back to normal. Glad I took the screenshot. Now I have to ship toast like mad so I can get there o.O
Member and Judge of the Court of Crime and Punishment
Noragens basically the Chribba of C&P - Zimmy Zeta
Confirming that we all play in Noragen's eve. - BeBopAReBop
ISD Max Trix favourite ISD
'"****station games" - Sun Tzu' - Ralph King Griffin
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Zimmy Zeta
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
60005
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Posted - 2016.12.29 20:27:00 -
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Noragen Neirfallas wrote: Now I have to ship toast like mad so I can get there o.O
So much for you retirement plan. But on the plus side, you can still post and collect spacebook likes with an alpha account....
I'd like to apologize for the poor quality of the post above and sincerely hope you didn't waste your time reading it.
Yes, I do feel bad about it.
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Bronson Hughes
The Knights of the Blessed Mother of Acceleration
2790
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Posted - 2016.12.29 21:16:06 -
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Confirming that I am a spai.
I'm such a good spai that nobody knew that I was, nobody knows whom I spai for, and nobody will care that I'm a spai after they read this.
That's how good I am.
So meta. Much win.
Relatively Notorious By Association
My Many Misadventures
I predicted FAUXs
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Mobadder Thworst
Chelyabinsk
1158
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Posted - 2016.12.29 23:31:33 -
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Bronson Hughes wrote:Confirming that I am a spai.
I'm such a good spai that nobody knew that I was, nobody knows whom I spai for, and nobody will care that I'm a spai after they read this.
That's how good I am.
So meta. Much win.
A voyeur is kind-of a spai... but not exactly... |
EliteForumWarrior
State War Academy Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2016.12.30 00:35:37 -
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in a corp full of spais nobody will notice him |
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