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CCP Falcon
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Posted - 2017.04.01 12:13:40 -
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Over the course of the last few weeks youGÇÖve heard more about the ever growing range of Upwell Consortium Structures that are on offer, as well as a little more about the next generation of structures, Refineries, which will also be arriving soonGäó.
Today we bring you news of a new deployable structure that will be arriving soon, as the Upwell Consortium branches out into the field of deployables with a view to cornering the market.
Check out all the details in the latest Dev Blog here!
CCP Falcon || EVE Universe Community Manager || @CCP_Falcon
Happy Birthday To FAWLTY7! <3
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Shalea De'Vila
The Scope Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2017.04.01 12:31:06 -
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Not gonna fall for your shenanigans on this day CCP
But nice try |
Gabriel Karade
Noir. Mercenary Coalition
325
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Posted - 2017.04.01 12:39:56 -
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wait for it.... wait....
War Machine: http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=386293
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RainReaper
RRN Assembly INC Nefatari Union
87
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Posted - 2017.04.01 12:40:47 -
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Not today CCP. Not today :p |
Elizabeth Norn
Nornir Research Nornir Empire
1042
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Posted - 2017.04.01 12:40:54 -
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I think you need to work on the numbers, compared to the alternatives these don't seem very balanced. I appreciate that you appear to want to work on boosters, but perhaps a targeted advertising campaign to increase the current ones we have would improve uptake, and then from there you can see if new types are needed.
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Sentient Blade
Crisis Atmosphere Coalition of the Unfortunate
1828
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Posted - 2017.04.01 12:41:13 -
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Good attempt, but you spoiled it with the beyond-silly booster percentages =\ |
DrysonBennington
Eagle's Talon's
318
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Posted - 2017.04.01 12:42:11 -
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Do you see the Mass Granulator becoming a 'living thing' because of the residual memories stored within the Clones that are then ground up?
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Alruan Shadowborn
Unleashed' Fury The Initiative.
44
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Posted - 2017.04.01 12:42:22 -
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On any other day maybe, but not today, nice try but |
SIEGE RED
The Darwin Foundation
21
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Posted - 2017.04.01 12:42:28 -
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If only ...
Seriously, if only ...
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Sentient Blade
Crisis Atmosphere Coalition of the Unfortunate
1828
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Posted - 2017.04.01 12:44:41 -
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DrysonBennington wrote:because of the residual memories stored within the Clones that are then ground up?
That's a whole other kettle of fish... can you imagine if you made boosters out of old corpses and a side effect was a 30% chance to swap your red / blue lists in the overview if the person whos corpse that was used to make the booster belonged to the opposite side? |
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Elenahina
Agony Unleashed Agony Empire
1642
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Posted - 2017.04.01 12:48:20 -
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So what you're saying is that these new combat boosters will finally make me 1337.
After all these years...finally...these are tears of joy my friends...
Eve is like an addiction; you can't quit it until it quits you.
Also, iderno
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JTK Fotheringham
Ducks in Outer Space
136
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Posted - 2017.04.01 12:48:21 -
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Well plaid, well plaid. |
Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
30285
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Posted - 2017.04.01 12:48:28 -
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Hoooray!!!! \o/
Every part of a game helps to tell a story =ƒôò
Where is Angry CONCORD guy when you need him
Osprey =ƒÜÇ
GëíGïüGëí GÖÑ
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Alexander Bor
Polaris Global
15
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Posted - 2017.04.01 12:50:23 -
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Not bad initially. Also this: "Republic Fleet Organic Mass Granulator" is good.
But this: "Amarr Navy Organic Mass Granulator" and this: "Quafe Special Edition Organic Mass Granulator"
is way no appropriate.
Of course remains unknown what happens with 1 scientist and 50 construction workers in gallentian and caldarian variants respectively.
Really guys are you crazy there? |
Ix Method
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
515
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Posted - 2017.04.01 12:52:06 -
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Well that was grim.
Travelling at the speed of love.
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Skia Aumer
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
438
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Posted - 2017.04.01 12:52:13 -
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I dont think I'll drink Quafe ever again... |
DrysonBennington
Eagle's Talon's
318
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Posted - 2017.04.01 12:52:28 -
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Just wait until the first unit pops its top while "cycling", biomass will be everywhere.
"Thud...thud....thud.....HONEY! You overloaded the OMG again. It's off balance and making a horrible screeching noise. We don't want to wake the neighbors, god knows I can do that on my own...honey? Where are you? Oh there you are..silly me I forget to close the lid"
"But we all grind down here, we all grind, we all grind, we all grind." |
Eternus8lux8lucis
Primus Inc. LEGIO ASTARTES ARCANUM
1421
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Posted - 2017.04.01 12:54:43 -
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This is the best one so far by far!!
Have you heard anything I've said?
You said it's all circling the drain, the whole universe. Right?
That's right.
Had to end sometime.
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powdemonic Ellecon
Moosearmy Test Alliance Please Ignore
8
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Posted - 2017.04.01 12:56:54 -
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I HATE APRIL FOOLS DAY #OMG GIVE US A REAL ORGANIC MASS GRANULATOR!!! |
BlackyJacky
Fusion Enterprises Ltd Badfellas Inc.
5
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Posted - 2017.04.01 12:57:40 -
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if only it wasn't April fools day...nice idea thou |
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Droodid
Antec Enterprises
118
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Posted - 2017.04.01 12:57:46 -
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Would actually like to see something like that for corpses, soylent green-esque. |
Akrasjel Lanate
Naquatech Conglomerate Naquatech Syndicate
1984
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Posted - 2017.04.01 13:04:59 -
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*looks at the calendar*
Um... ok
Akrasjel Lanate
Founder and CEO of Naquatech Conglomerate
Executor of Naquatech Syndicate
Citizen of Solitude
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Lexikdark
The Nobag Nomads Sarcos Federation
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Posted - 2017.04.01 13:06:54 -
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I know it's the 1st of april and all.
But since I've wanted something like this in EVE for years now. I think you should actually make it, and put it into The Game. Granted, I don't want it to automatically Biomass the corpses I collect. that would deface their value. Well. Unless you set up a way for us to see it grind away at their corpses in real-time that is :P
Point being. I love the idea but hate the joke ;)
Fly dangerous Lexikdark |
Hal Morsh
AirHogs Zulu People
578
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Posted - 2017.04.01 13:10:17 -
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So minmatar slaves burn themselves alive to be resurrected and freed? Where's the unpotable water come from then?
Also the boosters are leet and over 9 thousand!
Being sapient can drive us mad.
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Fozzy Dorsai
Friendly but Irritating
44
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Posted - 2017.04.01 13:10:32 -
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While this has "April's Fools" written all over it, the idea isn't all that bad, at least if implemented temporarily. I imagine all the corpses laying around that the database has to keep up with...perhaps a brief window that gets rid of a lot of them isn't all that bad an idea. |
Owen Levanth
Sagittarius Unlimited Exploration
554
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Posted - 2017.04.01 13:15:04 -
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So Quafe is made from garbage, dirt and corpses? Why doesn't this surprise me? |
Max Singularity
House Singularity Sixth Empire
512
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Posted - 2017.04.01 13:22:43 -
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Oh CCP... oh I love thee! Let me show you the way. hahaha Good one. While I was born Amarrian, I think I would be producing Exotic Dancers like a mad man.
[[on a more serious note]]
THIS.
Exactly this. It would not take so much to add this TYPE of capability into the game making it a richer environment for not only the economy but for role play. There would be players whose sole mission would be to make exotic dancers.
Harbinger of Faith His Holiness Maximilian Singularity VI, Pope of New Eden
First Champion House Kador (defeated) - #MagnateGate
Viceroy Interview
& Apostle In Amarr
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Erosian Aideron
Voodoo Children A Band Apart.
6
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Posted - 2017.04.01 13:26:04 -
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Great April fool's joke! Tear and salt harvesting! I laughed so hard. Lots of funny stuff in that dev blog. The Gallente and Caldari faction Granulators were great too.
All jokes aside, the Granulators harvesting materials from corpses and then using them for booster production is excellent. That part should actually make it into the game. |
Sky Marshal
Core Industry. Blades of Grass
145
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Posted - 2017.04.01 13:33:46 -
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Like few players above, I would love to see it in the game (with some tweaks) instead of just being a simple april joke. |
Takashi Halamoto
Gemini Talon Curatores Veritatis Alliance
13
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Posted - 2017.04.01 13:35:25 -
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yeah called it a fools
then spotted NaCl plus Lacrimix,
nice, nice
really well done that |
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Nana Skalski
Taisaanat Kotei
30318
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Posted - 2017.04.01 13:46:37 -
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It NEEDS to happen.
Every part of a game helps to tell a story =ƒôò
Where is Angry CONCORD guy when you need him
Osprey =ƒÜÇ
GëíGïüGëí GÖÑ
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Merende Macaco
Tr0pa de elite. Ghost Legion.
21
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Posted - 2017.04.01 13:51:50 -
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CCPls
MAKE IT SO |
Yang Aurilen
The Mjolnir Bloc The Bloc
1407
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Posted - 2017.04.01 13:53:20 -
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The best april fools if this is all actually true.
Post with your NPC alt main and not your main main alt!
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Myxx
Black Eclipse Corp
780
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Posted - 2017.04.01 13:55:34 -
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that is hilarious, but now you need to actually turn it into something real. This is something I want. |
Akira Kata
AkiCo LLC
19
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Posted - 2017.04.01 14:10:47 -
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Coworkers already think I'm a sociopath for playing EVE (and constantly undermining their careers just for lulz), so adding a cannibalistic game element would seal that deal.
Anyway, as a former Slurm drinker, the Quafe ingredients are only incrementally more disturbing... |
Amator Phasma
DEFCON. The Initiative.
29
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Posted - 2017.04.01 14:21:46 -
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Nice try |
Dark Lord Trump
Pandemic Horde Inc. Pandemic Horde
473
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Posted - 2017.04.01 14:40:42 -
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Balance question: Why does the Supercharged Blue Pill give only a 1,337% bonus to shield boosting, while the Supercharged Exile give a 9,001% increase to armor repair? Doesn't this further the already prevalent armor supercapital meta as now Apostles will be much harder to kill than Minokawas, as well as clearly favor armor tanking in general? Also, will there be side effects to these boosters? You use the same art as the Antipharmakon boosters, so I guess not?
I'm going to build a big wall that will keep the Gallente out, and they're going to pay for it!
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Esnaelc Sin'led
Never Surrender. No Handlebars.
91
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Posted - 2017.04.01 14:50:39 -
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Forgot it was April's Fool. And thought, wtf ccp.
Would be nice though, if corpses could be salvageable to get parts of implants, if not entire implants. |
Buggs LeRoach
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
9
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Posted - 2017.04.01 14:51:36 -
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Dark Lord Trump wrote:Balance question: Why does the Supercharged Blue Pill give only a 1,337% bonus to shield boosting, while the Supercharged Exile give a 9,001% increase to armor repair? Doesn't this further the already prevalent armor supercapital meta as now Apostles will be much harder to kill than Minokawas, as well as clearly favor armor tanking in general? Also, will there be side effects to these boosters? You use the same art as the Antipharmakon boosters, so I guess not?
wow this guys corpse obviously will have extra large amounts of NaCl and lacrimix making it one of the most valuable ever !! |
Kolmogorow
Freedom Resources
365
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Posted - 2017.04.01 14:59:48 -
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Haha, if they know that their machines have been slightly modified and have a new unexpected use case? |
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MadMuppet
A Better Corp Name
1292
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Posted - 2017.04.01 16:09:21 -
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You need to make this as both an isk sink, but also for the laughs.
This message brought to you by Experience(tm). When common sense fails you, experience will come to the rescue. Experience(tm) from the makers of CONCORD.
"If you are part of the problem, you will be nerfed." -MadMuppet
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Ms Michigan
Aviation Professionals for EVE Virtus Crusade Protectorate
111
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Posted - 2017.04.01 16:16:02 -
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HAHA! Nice. Almost had me, but when I saw those combat boosting amount ...dead giveaway. Love the OMG thing. Didn't even catch that till the comments.
Good to see the CCP I love is still around. Nice joke. o7 |
Milla Goodpussy
Federal Navy Academy
547
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Posted - 2017.04.01 16:19:25 -
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i thought this was real.
i hate you ccp
i really really hate you |
SnakeTheBest
Brothership Of EVE The Initiative.
2
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Posted - 2017.04.01 16:23:25 -
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PUTOS CCP !!!!!
now you have to make it happen !!!!!!
haganlo real kabrones !!!! |
Jenn aSide
Absolute Massive Destruction Test Alliance Please Ignore
15477
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Posted - 2017.04.01 16:31:55 -
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Screw April fools, I want this for real. |
Zeke Harthura
Templis Training Academy Templis CALSF
2
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Posted - 2017.04.01 16:35:00 -
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I like the armor rep booster amount cause it's OVER 9000!!!!! |
Yosif Veaulore
Lost Stars Inc.
0
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Posted - 2017.04.01 16:37:14 -
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Been waiting a long time for this |
Spacing Cowboy
Ordo Drakonis Circle-Of-Two
90
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Posted - 2017.04.01 17:13:16 -
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Finally, a proper way to dispose of my , used up... corpse's ..
Started to stink a little in the "left overs" hanger..
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Pergatory Aligery
Unsung Heroes
2
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Posted - 2017.04.01 17:32:16 -
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I think we as the community should demand compensation for your lies CCP. some of us have been waiting for this for years. compensation = you accually do this!!!! corporation april fools is a waste of resources how about accually working on something and not lieing to your community again and again.... |
Cade Windstalker
1209
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Posted - 2017.04.01 17:54:31 -
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I'll be honest, I'd think this might actually be real except there's no option to not reprocess the corpses, and we all know some CCP employees love their corpse collecting :P |
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Zer'Adul
Operation WormBear Absence of Light
5
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Posted - 2017.04.01 18:10:16 -
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Just going to leave this here... |
Penance Toralen
Compass Fox
38
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Posted - 2017.04.01 18:58:49 -
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with all the fine work coming out of the art dept these days, will this update also include new exotic dancers? |
Avaelica Kuershin
Paper Cats
328
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Posted - 2017.04.01 20:06:54 -
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It's good. April 1st it may be, but fits nicely with what New Eden really is. Especially the dodgy Quafe. |
Nauplius
Hoi Andrapodistai
777
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Posted - 2017.04.01 20:20:12 -
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I know this is fake, but we in the RP community really, really, really want some way to "manufacture" Slaves and Freed Slaves out of people and Slaves, respectively. Make it so, CCP. |
Soldarius
O C C U P Y Test Alliance Please Ignore
1598
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Posted - 2017.04.01 20:44:19 -
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I CALLED IT! Years ago I said that some day my corpse collection would be worth something! Now the day has come to reap my rewards!
--Checks date--
Drat.
http://youtu.be/YVkUvmDQ3HY
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CoffinQueen
Dreddit Test Alliance Please Ignore
18
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Posted - 2017.04.01 21:36:12 -
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Nice one, CCP Nobody tried to take me for a ride today, so thanks for doing the job and making me smile |
Lexia Nova
GeneSia-IRC Axiom Vocation Alliance
13
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Posted - 2017.04.01 21:46:44 -
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I was going to come here and say - is this a joke? Didnt realise what day of the year it was.
GG CCP it was quite convincing for the first part! But slowly got more unbelieveable as it went on. 5/10 |
Zircon Dasher
351
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Posted - 2017.04.01 22:01:20 -
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To bad this new structure can't pull forum posts instead. I guess CCP was thinking about over abundance of material killing the markets?
Nerfing High-sec is never the answer. It is the question. The answer is 'YES'.
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StonerPhReaK
Herb Men
631
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Posted - 2017.04.01 22:35:29 -
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No Thanks. I'll wait for the corpse launcher.
Signatures wer cooler when we couldn't remove them completely.
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Jack Reaper Jones
ShekelSquad Interhole Revenue Service
1
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Posted - 2017.04.01 23:25:49 -
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Seriously tho, #whencorpselauncher |
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Jean Paul Guillotine
University of Caille Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2017.04.02 03:27:05 -
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So what kind of warranty does this corpse juicer come with?
All I'm saying is the meat grinder we use at JitaBurgers chokes on those cheap-ass Zor implants like you wouldn't believe! Aw, cmon- you know it aint cow! When's the last time you seen a cow in New Eden?
Seriously.
If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you...
Then we're probably related.
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guigui lechat
the no fock given
25
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Posted - 2017.04.02 04:57:21 -
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guys. Salt and cries to give boosts. That's really cute !!! |
Alexander Locke
Black Thorne Corporation Black Thorne Alliance
1
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Posted - 2017.04.02 05:08:11 -
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"Are you classified as human?" "Negative, I am a Meat Popsicle." - Corbin Dallas, The 5th Element
Damn You CCP!
For once, I thought you really had a good idea there. FINALLY something I could use to get my Soylent production under way, but NOOOOO! You had to go joking around! Fine! I will start leaving a pile of stinky, rotting biomass at your doorstep until you get serious!
The Dread Pirate Nerf |
Maenth
The Thirteen Provinces
30
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Posted - 2017.04.02 11:36:48 -
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@CCP: Can you just make it real anyway? Even if the boosters aren't that much stronger, balance the materials, but make it real anyway, because it would be as funny as this for the fact that it's real ... except it wouldn't be a joke and it wouldn't go away. Just another wonderful thing in New Eden!
Drones. Drones are a means to an end. An end to the ruthless Caldari 'progress' machines. An end to the barbaric 'redemption' proposed by the Amarr. What they see as chaos shall be my perfect order, merely beyond their comprehension.
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Pepe LaPhroaig
DeadMan's Squad Test Alliance Please Ignore
0
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Posted - 2017.04.02 13:30:42 -
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Think you may be devaluating the market for exotic dancers when you announced their actually dressed up bumGÇÖs. IGÇÖm gonna get rid of mine right away. :D |
The Economist
Logically Consistent
51
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Posted - 2017.04.02 13:40:46 -
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April fool's Pr1ck teases!
This is one of the best ideas you guys have had in years and it has to be relegated to an april fools......really?
Can you just tweak the booster numbers to not be ******** (or produce another item or something) and implement this? It would nicely compliment the corpse bays on the blood raider caps and satisfy those of us that have been longing for something to do with corpses and some of those trade goods since launch!!
This is a really really really awesome idea. Modify it and make it happen; CCPlease! |
Pavlakakos
W.A.S.P Curatores Veritatis Alliance
39
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Posted - 2017.04.02 14:15:52 -
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Lacrimix.
Can't see my monitor now from the tears. |
Beta Maoye
154
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Posted - 2017.04.02 20:15:19 -
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TLDR: No, we will not make Corpse Mobile Tractor Unit. |
Daniel VonDerDerp
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
0
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Posted - 2017.04.03 04:47:41 -
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Elizabeth Norn wrote: Though I have to applaud the Federation for managing to achieve gender equality for their homeless.
Now you are making a major assumption here. Keep in mind, we are in a bleak space future with clinical immortality and faster than light travel. So really, all we know is the genders are equal when the product comes out the end of the pipe. I see no compelling reason why the ratios would have to be identical at the start.
Also, I would like to point out that the scientist is apparently totally consumed during the process. The mechanism for this interests me. Discuss. |
Tricia McManus
T-T-S
6
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Posted - 2017.04.03 10:47:40 -
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"Esta carne esta ratta."
:D
Very nice there, CCP!
Question regarding the "Federation Navy Organic Mass Granulator": Where does the scientist go?
:P |
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Sylvia Kildare
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
54
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Posted - 2017.04.03 11:28:02 -
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Pepe LaPhroaig wrote:Think you may be devaluating the market for exotic dancers when you announced their actually dressed up bumGÇÖs. IGÇÖm gonna get rid of mine right away. :D
Working exactly as intended.
[CCP Falcon corners the exotic dancer market] |
Jeaxez Astra
Astra-Helascoria Enterprises
0
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Posted - 2017.04.04 00:21:36 -
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1,337% Boost rates.....
1,337%
Sounds Legit.
Happy April 1st everyone.
But seriously, I cant be the only one who wants them to do it now for ***** and giggles. I mean the Drifters love dead bodies, surely there is potential to this. Bwehahaha |
Elzon1
Shadow Boys Corp
180
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Posted - 2017.04.04 08:25:08 -
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Worth a chuckle.
Here's a thought though: Actually make this a real deployable. The deployable could allow us a chance to recover the victim(s)'s implants.... along with other.... byproducts.... |
DGrem
Ecliptic Control Soviet-Union
4
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Posted - 2017.04.04 10:08:39 -
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imagine that this is not an April joke... this could be one of the best additions in the history of this game |
Rei Kuroki
Electric Sheep Machinery Caladrius Alliance
10
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Posted - 2017.04.04 11:49:50 -
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CCP I approve of this contraption. Maybe not the boosters part but hell yes with corpse munching.
Make the April fools joke a reality! |
ITTigerClawIK
Galactic Rangers EVEolution.
483
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Posted - 2017.04.04 14:27:17 -
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Hahaha it's funny because everyone thinks this is an april fools joke, why do you think they gave the new blood raider capitals a corpse bay everyone... come on think lads :-P
I for one look foward to this unit but could we please have some skills and gear to extract the implants from these corpses before we throw them through the grinder? |
My Nin
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
2
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Posted - 2017.04.05 05:51:32 -
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Elzon1 wrote:Worth a chuckle.
Here's a thought though: Actually make this a real deployable. The deployable could allow us a chance to recover the victim(s)'s implants.... along with other.... byproducts....
Give this man a meat popsicle! |
Oskar Thiesant
Bonsall Inc
0
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Posted - 2017.04.10 02:01:53 -
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this would have been Epic, if it would give parts for Cyberware Mores the better. |
FoxFire Ayderan
232
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Posted - 2017.04.21 16:58:56 -
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Just reading this today.
My b.s. detector was starting to warm up but I had to get down to the percent bonuses before I said to myself "wait a minute.... I better check the date of this article"
That's where ya let the cat out of the bag. Should have made those more reasonable if you wanted to fool most people beyond that point. |
Drigo Segvian
Black Fox Marauders
27
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Posted - 2017.04.22 01:32:48 -
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I can see nerds killing their alts all day long :)
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