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xxxTRUSTxxx
Galactic Rangers EVEolution.
606
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Posted - 2017.04.06 12:41:13 -
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Yebo Lakatosh wrote:xxxTRUSTxxx wrote:you post an EVE is dying thread. Every thread is an 'EvE is dying' thread after 5-10 pages.
here we are, only on page 2 lol
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Jasmine Deer
Perkone Caldari State
48
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Posted - 2017.04.06 13:05:34 -
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...you are more likely to be reading this thread than the Times Literary Supplement. |
Remiel Pollard
Shock Treatment Ministries
8850
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Posted - 2017.04.06 13:16:08 -
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...this is at least the dozenth thread of this kind you've seen during your time playing.
GÇ£Some capsuleers claim that ECM is 'dishonorable' and 'unfair'.
Jam those ones first, and kill them last.GÇ¥
- Jirai 'Fatal' Laitanen, Pithum Nullifier Training Manual c. YC104
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Rhoxy Runekin
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
63
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Posted - 2017.04.06 13:19:39 -
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When you see a bunch of police cruisers on the side of the road, and your first thought is "Someone must have been ganked" |
Joey Bags
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
57
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Posted - 2017.04.06 13:36:26 -
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When you think of gardening as planetary interaction. When you stop doing some chore to test a fit you thought of to see if it's under the CPU requirements. When you remember when people OFTEN referred to ISK as gold in their forum posts. You realize there hasn't really been an original forum post in years. (I'm not knocking this or any post, just I've seen all of these before).
You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friends nose.
Unless you podded them...and collected their corpse.
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Jenn aSide
Absolute Massive Destruction Test Alliance Please Ignore
15562
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Posted - 2017.04.06 14:06:09 -
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I was driving home from work, stopped at a stop light and I noticed the care in front of me had a license plate that started with "CCP". I watched the car for a few block just to see if it would actually try to nerf something. |
Ravnik
Infinate Horizon
13367
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Posted - 2017.04.06 15:16:13 -
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..when you wont open a 6ft wooden gate in case there is a camp the other side.....
The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long - and you have burned so very, very brightly..........
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Agent 5B
Federal Defense Union Gallente Federation
38
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Posted - 2017.04.07 01:10:56 -
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Cruise missiles will never be used in space. |
Mr Mieyli
Hedion University Amarr Empire
548
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Posted - 2017.04.07 01:47:35 -
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Yebo Lakatosh wrote:xxxTRUSTxxx wrote:you post an EVE is dying thread. Every thread is an 'EvE is dying' thread after 5-10 pages.
Better dying than dead. Everything else is technically dying too.
A case for more AoE in EvE
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Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
1181
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Posted - 2017.04.07 06:57:04 -
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When someone asks you how long you've played Eve and the answer actually stuns you too for a moment.
"Tomahawks?"
"----in' A, right?"
"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."
"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."
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Barrogh Habalu
Imperial Shipment Amarr Empire
1141
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Posted - 2017.04.07 07:59:02 -
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Well, I'm guilty of using Isk/hour IRL. It just rolls of the tongue way better than alternatives I could think of at the time.
Future of T3 cruisers - multi-tool they aspired to be instead of sledgehammer they have become
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Alasdan Helminthauge
HC - Razorback Roadhouse
101
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Posted - 2017.04.07 09:00:01 -
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Sometimes I cant help but speak English to my RL friends instead of my local language. Have I played EVE too muchn+ƒ |
Gimme Sake
State War Academy Caldari State
437
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Posted - 2017.04.07 13:01:46 -
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...your subconscious looks like Jita undock.
"Never not blob!" ~ Plato
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Sobaan Tali
Caldari Quick Reaction Force
1183
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Posted - 2017.04.07 13:53:30 -
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Alasdan Helminthauge wrote:Sometimes I cant help but speak English to my RL friends instead of my local language. Have I played EVE too muchn+ƒ
I'd say that's a pretty serious issue and recommend you seek a licensed medical professional for advice.
"Tomahawks?"
"----in' A, right?"
"Trouble is, those things cost like a million and a half each."
"----, you pay me half that and I'll hump in some c4 and blow the ---- out of it my own damn self."
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Alessienne Ellecon
Solitude Rangers
73
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Posted - 2017.04.08 04:06:21 -
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Orakkus wrote: 11. When you hear or watch world leader antics on the news and you think," Bah, that's nothing. We had this one alliance leader..."
XD
You keep your friends and/or colleagues updated on what you're doing in eve and show them ship and citadel pics.
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Mr M
Sebiestor Tribe
469
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Posted - 2017.04.08 12:16:53 -
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When you get confused about the news because WH stands for wormhole space and not The White House.
Share your experience
Write for the EVE Tribune
www.eve-tribune.com
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Jen'isand Rul
Rashan-Rul Syndicate
0
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Posted - 2017.04.14 14:48:38 -
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When you trade in Jita so often that you're reminded of your most fabulous buy/sell order heist when co-workers talk about business.
GÇ£Children are dying."
Lull nodded. "That's a succinct summary of humankind, I'd say. Who needs tomes and volumes of history? Children are dying. The injustices of the world hide in those three words.GÇ¥
- Steven Erikson, Deadhouse Gates
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Lfod Shi
Lfod's Ratting and Salvage
386
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Posted - 2017.04.14 15:32:26 -
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When you right click in a window and get pissed off that there's no "Stack All" option.
GÖ¬ They'll always be bloodclaws to me GÖ½
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Mara Pahrdi
The Order of Anoyia
1560
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Posted - 2017.04.14 15:35:04 -
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Jenn aSide wrote:I was driving home from work, stopped at a stop light and I noticed the care in front of me had a license plate that started with "CCP". I watched the car for a few block just to see if it would actually try to nerf something. I guess Id rather watch it cloak up .
Remove standings and insurance.
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Cade Windstalker
1307
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Posted - 2017.04.14 17:03:48 -
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When someone asks you the price of an item, quote it to them, someone says "That doesn't sound right" and you go to check only to realize you just quoted them the price from 2010/08/06/03, the last time you had to buy one... |
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Tuttomenui II
Aliastra Gallente Federation
563
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Posted - 2017.04.14 17:25:58 -
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Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:Orakkus wrote:1. The date, 4-4, makes you instantly think of Jita. 2. When someone talks about "the Feds", you instantly tell yourself not to worry because you live in null-sec. 3. When you repeatedly catch yourself saying "isk" instead of "dollars" or the normal local currency. 4. When someone tells you the AC is broken, your next thought is to remind yourself to get some nano-paste. 5. The next word you think after the word "missiles" is either "light" or "heavy". 6. When you hear about cruise missiles on the news, your mind tells you that "cruise missiles suck." 7. When you see a periodic table, you instinctively look for in game minerals. 8. When you are trying to catch up with someone, you accidentally say "bubble!" 9. People around you avoid you because you actually say "bubble!" WAY more than you realize. 10. Every time you hear or read the word "Harassment", your next thought is "HTFU", no matter how serious it is. 11. When you hear or watch world leader antics on the news and you think," Bah, that's nothing. We had this one alliance leader..." 12. Random short words like "It" have completely different means for you, and can sometimes evoke an emotional response. 13. You have a new found appreciation for accountants. 14. Accountants now have a new found appreciation of your spreadsheet skills. 15. You hesitate to leave a message anywhere because you hate trolls, even on company e-mails. 16. You have a dream and in the dream you are playing Eve.
But your flying your ship like a kid with a toy plane, by holding it in your hand and making the sound effects. "VRRM" "PEW-PEW". And to chat you write the words out with your finger cause you don't have a keyboard.
Also, you know you have spent to much time on the eve forums when your tempted to flame ****** posts your freinds/family make on facebook. |
Issler Dainze
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation
2659
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Posted - 2017.04.14 23:53:19 -
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1. When you see a random DUI check point while driving and think gatecamp. 2. When looking at cars you think that hoopty is probably Mim, that Land Rover looks Caldari. 3. You realize you are looking for those Icelandic soft drinks or beer you had at Fanfest in your local grocery store. 4. You meet a new person and wonder what their employment history is before inviting them to a party. 5. You watch a space movie where a ship gets blown up and you think to yourself "probably a poor fit". 6. When a friend says they are thinking about getting a dog you suggest a slaver hound. 7. When friends ask where you are going before a Las Vegas vacation you say of to spend some time in a pleasure hub. (you have to have been playing for a long time to get that one!) 8. You make a big purchase across town and worry driving home is you should worry about being ganked in traffic! 9. You think that slow traffic is fine because it is just time dilation because of the street loads 10. You start to wish the Eve background music played everywhere in RL. |
Khergit Deserters
Garoun Investment Bank Gallente Federation
5003
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Posted - 2017.04.15 00:00:11 -
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Herzog Wolfhammer wrote:Orakkus wrote:1. The date, 4-4, makes you instantly think of Jita. 2. When someone talks about "the Feds", you instantly tell yourself not to worry because you live in null-sec. 3. When you repeatedly catch yourself saying "isk" instead of "dollars" or the normal local currency. 4. When someone tells you the AC is broken, your next thought is to remind yourself to get some nano-paste. 5. The next word you think after the word "missiles" is either "light" or "heavy". 6. When you hear about cruise missiles on the news, your mind tells you that "cruise missiles suck." 7. When you see a periodic table, you instinctively look for in game minerals. 8. When you are trying to catch up with someone, you accidentally say "bubble!" 9. People around you avoid you because you actually say "bubble!" WAY more than you realize. 10. Every time you hear or read the word "Harassment", your next thought is "HTFU", no matter how serious it is. 11. When you hear or watch world leader antics on the news and you think," Bah, that's nothing. We had this one alliance leader..." 12. Random short words like "It" have completely different means for you, and can sometimes evoke an emotional response. 13. You have a new found appreciation for accountants. 14. Accountants now have a new found appreciation of your spreadsheet skills. 15. You hesitate to leave a message anywhere because you hate trolls, even on company e-mails. 16. You have a dream and in the dream you are playing Eve. Oh yeah, it happens.
17. When you see a great deal on ham or beer or sunglasses or whatever, and you think start conjecturing about buying the whole pile, and how fast they'd sell in Jita. |
Alhira Katserna
Teutonum Confederation Evictus.
2459
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Posted - 2017.04.15 07:17:18 -
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18. When you see a car crash on the street involving a Fiat and a Mercedes and immediately think the Fiat is waaaayy ISK positive. |
Trevor Dalech
Nobody in Local Of Sound Mind
283
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Posted - 2017.04.15 07:22:36 -
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When you're looking for your d-scan hotkey while driving in traffic. (Mine is mapped to the mouse key under my thumb, my thumb starts twitching at the weirdest moments. |
labtecwar
120
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Posted - 2017.04.22 12:09:40 -
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When you think who you are leaving your hard earned isk to.
GÿàGÿàGÿà[Service] graphic skills / killboard banners
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Mike Azariah
The Scope Gallente Federation
3718
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Posted - 2017.04.22 22:25:03 -
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Alhira Katserna wrote:18. When you see a car crash on the street involving a Fiat and a Mercedes and immediately think the Fiat is waaaayy ISK positive.
Or that the Mercedes is probably 'already replaced'
19) you evaluate charities and business startups by how many 'scammer sense' tinglings you get off of them 20) you use o7 and o/ instead of emojis
Mike Azariah Gö¼GöÇGöÇGö¼n++ ¯|(pâä)/¯
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Algarion Getz
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
335
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Posted - 2017.04.23 00:46:34 -
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... you have been connected to Tranquility for over 1000 days. |
Ranzabar
Golden Ratio One Six One
214
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Posted - 2017.04.26 01:16:21 -
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I tried to spin a Word document
Abide
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Cybertherion
Pneumatic Cabal
34
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Posted - 2017.04.26 02:29:57 -
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When you've not logged on to the EvE client in five months, start overposting on the forums a month before resub while you're waiting for reply EvEmails on the new alliance conspiracy you're already embroiled in.
Then your mates ask you why you're on that weird forum so much and you reply "I'm playing a spaceship game that I'm not playing" and they look at you like dogs do when they're trying to understand something confusing but can't.
Blood is freedom stained.
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