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Alizabeth Vea
Newelle Family
1092
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Posted - 2017.04.28 01:13:17 -
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Napalm sticks to Gallente children All the children of the Fed Be they yellow, black, or white Hear them screaming in the night Cause napalm sticks to little kids
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If I die in a combat zone Box me up and ship me home Pin my medals upon my chest Tell my momma I did my best Put me in my dress greys Polish my boots for days Bury me deep in the ground All the way, six feet down But in my coffin, put a gun So even dead, I can have my fun
(There's a huge tempo change here. The formation leader might also pick up the pace of the run a bit, just to get the blood flowing.)
Killin' the Gallente! Kill 'em every day. That's how I earn my living How I earn my pay.
(Usually there's a unit motto here, and maybe some other unit specific slogans to finish it out.)
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My favorite one is not able to be posted here, given the rules, but it describes a Gallente prostitute with breasts so big they wouldn't fit in a bucket and a who-ha so nasty that a dog would not fornicate with it.
Retainer of Lady Newelle and House Sarum.
"Those who step into the light shall be redeemed, the sins of their past cleansed, so that they may know salvation." -Empress Jamyl Sarum I
Virtue. Valor. Victory.
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Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3287
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Posted - 2017.04.28 01:16:45 -
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Alizabeth Vea wrote: Cause napalm sticks to little kids
And deceitful twits, as it happens. |
Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour Sani-Sabik
2081
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Posted - 2017.04.28 05:16:36 -
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Goggles, people. Always wear your special IGS-viewing goggles, lest you cut your eyeball reading an edgy post.
Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
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Mizhir
TURN LEFT HYDRA RELOADED
75080
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Posted - 2017.04.28 08:36:40 -
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Distasteful.
Death rides a fast C4mel
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Morgana Tsukiyo
Samsara Dynamics
96
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Posted - 2017.04.28 09:03:18 -
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Came here expecting elaborated memetic references, found only childlike constructions on agression to infants and genitalia adjectives.
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Templar Thal Vadam
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
82
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Posted - 2017.04.28 15:18:13 -
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*Long and annoyed sigh*
My old war songs are better then this tripe |
Alizabeth Vea
Newelle Family
1094
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Posted - 2017.04.28 20:25:57 -
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Then post them.
Retainer of Lady Newelle and House Sarum.
"Those who step into the light shall be redeemed, the sins of their past cleansed, so that they may know salvation." -Empress Jamyl Sarum I
Virtue. Valor. Victory.
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Templar Thal Vadam
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
83
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Posted - 2017.04.28 20:31:36 -
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An old friend of mine, Brutor gun for hire taught my old fighting group this one. Was always fun after beating up the TLF if for ironies sake https://soundcloud.com/keith-c-mccormic/matars-new-valklears
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Charles Cambridge Schmidt
The Scope Gallente Federation
428
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Posted - 2017.04.28 21:02:03 -
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You'd think she worships massacring Federal citizens rather than a long-since-passed Empress, at this rate.
I don't care what you think, as long as it's about me.
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Diana Kim
State Protectorate Caldari State
3153
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Posted - 2017.04.29 03:57:56 -
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Very nice song, thank you!
And yes, I think I have noticed, some gallente or gallente wannabes even artificially enhance their mammary glands without practical purpose so they are looking terribly ugly like bloated blisters. Urgh. They are just disgusting swines like that!
Honored are the dead, for their legacy guides us.
In memory of Tibus Heth, Caldari State Executor YC110-115, Hero and Patriot.
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Elmund Egivand
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
2322
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Posted - 2017.04.29 04:14:16 -
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Templar Thal Vadam wrote:
This is made pretty recently composed, isn't it? Since it is only relevant to cloned Vaklears.
A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
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Templar Thal Vadam
Societas Imperialis Sceptri Coronaeque
88
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Posted - 2017.04.29 14:13:03 -
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Indeed...Feels like it was a long time ago though. I miss those days |
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
2368
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Posted - 2017.05.01 23:20:07 -
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Diana Kim wrote:Very nice song, thank you!
And yes, I think I have noticed, some gallente or gallente wannabes even artificially enhance their mammary glands without practical purpose so they are looking terribly ugly like bloated blisters. Urgh. They are just disgusting swines like that! I detect a note of envy. You're just jealous because you're flatter then a Barghest.
A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
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Valerie Valate
Church of The Crimson Saviour Sani-Sabik
2107
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Posted - 2017.05.02 05:10:23 -
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Claudia Osyn wrote:You're just jealous because you're flatter then a Barghest.
Absolutely savage !
Doctor V. Valate, Professor of Archaeology at Kaztropolis Imperial University.
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Ashlar Vellum
Esquire Armaments
413
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Posted - 2017.05.02 13:22:51 -
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Song about gallente strumpet is not a military song tho. |
Arrendis
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
3355
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Posted - 2017.05.02 15:12:08 -
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It is when it's a marching cadence used in training. |
Claudia Osyn
Non-Hostile Target
2375
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Posted - 2017.05.02 20:06:12 -
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Arrendis wrote:It is when it's a marching cadence used in training. Everything is a military song when used in a marching cadence during training...
A little trust goes a long way. The less you use, the further you'll go.
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Ashlar Vellum
Esquire Armaments
413
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Posted - 2017.05.02 20:23:13 -
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Arrendis wrote:It is when it's a marching cadence used in training. Did your MTI let you use such song during training? |
Elmund Egivand
Sebiestor Tribe Minmatar Republic
2330
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Posted - 2017.05.03 01:14:28 -
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Ashlar Vellum wrote:Arrendis wrote:It is when it's a marching cadence used in training. Did your MTI let you use such song during training?
You will be surprised to hear that it's the MTI who taught the recruits all these.
A Minmatar warship is like a rusting Beetle with 500 horsepower Cardillac engines in the rear, armour plating bolted to chassis and a M2 Browning stuck on top.
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Ashlar Vellum
Esquire Armaments
413
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Posted - 2017.05.03 19:04:22 -
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Heh, well surprise is an understatement. MTIs are usually strict to the extreme, especially during training when they drill discipline and compliance of following orders in to your skull.
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