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Nauplius
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Posted - 2017.05.04 00:52:01 -
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Aria Jenneth wrote: I'm actually working on maybe a little bit of a rundown on Achur occult practices. It seems like trying to extract ancient wisdom from those might keep Mr. Nauplius focused on stuff that doesn't involve ... you know. For a while.
Please, please, please do this, madam.
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Nauplius
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Posted - 2017.05.04 12:07:30 -
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The fact that I ditched Ms. Raske without a word during her own party and weeks earlier had ditched one of the Shelby sisters before the party even began demonstrates that I am not as horny and desperate as some people would have you believe, even concerning some of the most smoking hot ladies in the cluster. There are certain lines of dignity and decorum that ought not to be crossed, and I have demonstrated my ability to walk away when the sin and depravity has reached unacceptable levels. |
Nauplius
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Posted - 2017.05.20 12:41:40 -
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I think I just made a discovery. Just now, I noticed that Aria does not appear to have any upper eyelashes. Although it has harder to see on the other Achurans who pictures are available in this and other threads, they nonetheless do not appear to have any upper eyelashes either.
Is this a known physiological feature of the Achuran people? If so, I think I might offer free artificial upper eyelash transplants in my Achuran Missionary Citadel to any Achuran who yearns to have upper eyelashes and is willing to attend a Blood Liturgy, Achuran rite. |
Nauplius
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Posted - 2017.05.20 15:50:59 -
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Aria Jenneth wrote:Uh-- actually, Mr. Nauplius, it's just that my eyelashes are pointed almost straight at the camera. You can still see them. This might help: I don't normally wear makeup other than lipstick. That's not eyeliner you're seeing.
Hmm. It does seem that Aria's upper eyelashes are visible with some difficulty in her holoimage when angled a certain way, especially when she blinks.
I wonder whether the degraded state of Achuran upper eyelashes is an evolutionary adaptation to hundreds of years of Achurans plucking out each other's eyelashes in ritual torture; obviously, those with bushy eyelashes would be a prime target for capture and torture, while those Achurans without them might be ignored and able to pass on their small eyelash genes. |
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